Mad scientist Dr. Owen Giggledypig was pleased. His machine was ready; and soon the whole world would revere him. All he had to do was to pull a lever and then everything would be on an upward climb, "Initiate final test." He said in a firm voice than went down the steps of his laboratory and then said "yes sir." This man was obviously bonkers and his name was absolutely ridiculous so he had decided to get back at everyone who ridiculed him by inventing an Inter-dimensional Travel Machine (ITM). He walked over to the machine and pulled the lever, now what was supposed to happen was the ITM pull an animal from a different universe into this one. But, the Proffesor screwed up and instead it opened several black holes in different warehouses across the dock where his lab was. The Proffesor, however did manage to get some sort of monkey-rhino combination that came from the black hole in his warehouse so he turned the machine off and headed home.
Meanwhile in a different warehouse...
A figure emerged from the black hole who was awfully disfigured and was, of course, Emperor Sheev Palpatine. He said "what?! Where am I?! Who dares summon the dark lord to this filthy place!!!" "Actually I am the dark lord" Sheev spun around to see an incredibly pale man holding a weird stick and wearing dark robes "what?!" Sheev said (who was by now very confused) "who are you?! What happened to your nose!?!" The man replied "I am lord Voldemort, leader of the death eaters, the most feared wizard ever and the dark lord. Who are you?!?" "I am Darth Sidious, Emperor of the galaxy, commander of the storm trooper army and dark lord" "but that's impossible!" Said Voldemort "their can't be two dark lords!!! So I guess the real question is: Who is it?""That would be me" said an undeniably scary voice the two villains looked to see a tall man-thing wearing a lot of armour step through the portal who introduced "I am Lord Sauron, Commander of the Orc army and Dark Lord. I have used my many powers too determine that all three of us do not belong here, and that we were brought here by force. The most reasonable explanation is that we are in an alternate universe and that the only way to get back is the way we came." And just as he said that, the portal closed. The three Dark Lords were not happy. "Wait!" Said Palpatine "what if we are looking at this the wrong way, what if we can use this as a way to get more power!!" "Yes..." Voldemort continued "we can conquer this world, figure out how they sent us here and use it to conquer all the worlds in all the Galaxies in all the universes!!!!" "And we shall do it as a council of three" "make that six!!" Said a voice in the corner.
Earlier in a differrent warehouse...
Ronan the Accuser was not happy and the Purple demon and Titan lord did not help. It started when he was fighting those worthless guardians of the galaxy, they rammed a ship into him and then he fell through a portal into this wretched place. "I'll kill those guardians if it's the last thing I do!!!" He said right before a large shape crashed into him then he got up to see that it was... a 20-year-old or so Terran boy with glowing golden eyes and a a steel scythe. "Who dares summon Kronos!! Lord of time and ruler of the Titans!!!! (He then spotted Ronan) You!! What do you want!!!" Ronan gripped his warhammer "I was about to ask you the same question." Kronos raised his scythe and charged, Ronan did the same. Just when they came together the purple demon came flying into them sending both scythe and hammer flying. "What the... This isn't Qward..." He said rather confused "this isn't earth either... Oh dear it's an alternate dimension isn't it." "A what!??!" Kronos asked "an alternate dimension" said Sinestro who then explained inter dimensional physics to the confused pair. "Ohhhhh" Ronan realised but how do we get back??" "From personal experience" said Sinestro matter-o-factly "the only way back is the way we came but the portal has long since closed so we now need to find the machine that reopens the portal so we can get out of here." "Wait" said Kronos "I hear something coming from the next ware house over..."
Some explaining later...
"So to recap..." Sinestro said "present company includes: Sauron the Dark lord, Voldemort the Dark wizard, Palpitine the Emperor, Ronan the Accuser, Kronos the Titan lord and me, Sinestro lord of Qward and commander of the yellow lantern corps." But then... "Sinestro!?! What are you doing here?!? and who are these people!?!" Sinestro looked at the source of the voice which was a grinning man with a white face and green hair, next to him was a man who had a good left side of his face but the rest was scarred and disfigured. "Ahhh Joker good to see you, these are my new associates Sauron, Darth Sidious, Voldemort, Ronan the accuser and Kronos. They are from alternate universes." "Alternate universes ayy?" Joker said grinning even wider "Yes, and coincidentally we are forming a group of inter-dimensional evildoers and we happen to missing three things: A psycho, a gang master and a large force of mindless lackeys." " Well Sinestro ol' boy I think I can help you with all of those..." And just like that the eight villains got scheming. The first thing they did was argue on a name, each villain wanted a name that revolved around themselves but eventually they decided on The Villanous Inter-dimensional League of Evil (VILE) but before they could do anything else another black hole appeared and a large fish like being and a large purple thing fell through.