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Chapter 2:: Prideful, Dumb, Arrogant and Rotten

Part 1

"Hey, I've been meaning to ask… How exactly do you acquire skills?" Kazuma asked.

It was the day after they finished their second toad quest, the trio of Kazuma, Aqua and Megumin were having a late lunch at the Guild Tavern, on his side was Megumin, who was his slave, so he had to care for her, including meals, and since she hadn't had a decent meal before she met the Sword Saint and Arch Priest, she was able to single-handedly devour entire plates of food.

'She sure has a fine appetite, this Loli.' Kazuma remarked in his thoughts.

A guy with two girls on his team, it was basically a starter harem seen from another perspective, but in this case, it was a dysfunctional harem with slavery involved, of course the Sword Saint would proudly trick and manipulate more women into slavery with his blessing of lust...such was the morally evil Kazuma.

Megumin looked at him, fork still in hand, "How to learn skills? Why, from the place on your card that shows currently available skills, of course… Oh, your class is Sword Saint, is it not? Since that's a top-tier class, you have to pick skills from your skill tree."

She explained that the skill tree was something inside of them, they had to just think of the tree in their own mind and it would appear, choose a skill from it and it will appear on your adventurer card, spend points and include them into your blood and brain.

"Other than that, if someone shows you a skill, and guide you through it, then it will appear on your card, you can learn it, but… since your class is so specialized, you might not even get the chance to learn it, or the cost might be too high, or there might be some changes to the skill you want to learn from another person to fit your class, a lot of things can happen."

The explanation that the young Arch-Wizard gave was simple enough, but still, an elusive, inside-of-you skill tree. How did that work? Kazuma didn't know.

He knew of skill trees in RPG games, in fact he played them a lot, but there was no inherent explanation of why there was a path for your power.

Since he chose his top-tier job as a Sword Saint, he thought he was locked with the skills from that class, but it might be worth a try to find some magic for him.

"Meaning if I got you to show me how to do it, Megumin, I could, hypothetically, perhaps even learn Explosion?"

"N—No, unfortunately, the only class other than Arch-Wizard who can learn the explosion spell is the Adventurer since it's the most basic class." she looked dejected, so as the master, he grabbed her by the collar like a kitten and put her on his lap.

He comforted her by scratching her belly and chin, like a cat, she was embarrassed at first, but then she started to like the affection. " Kazuma stop that, I am a dark Arch-Mage belonging to the Crimson Demon Clan who mastered the explosion spell, you treating me like some pet is degrading, Stop~"

"Hmm, so there is no way to learn that." Kazuma was a bit sad since the explosion spell seemed like a nuke that devastated everyone hit by it, he wanted more power for himself since he was such an asshole, but if the little slave in his lap was devoting her life to him, then it wasn't that bad, he would never loosen his grip on Megumin, Aqua on the other hand… well Aqua was just useful for her sinful body and healing skills.

Megumin satisfied by the petting and having her spirits raised, she went back to her chair to eat some more food like a little starved hamster.

"Well, you might learn some variant of it to fit your class, I suppose, but it will cost you a ludicrous amount of points! But is there another skill worth taking other than Explosion?! Of course not, now Kazuma, I'll show you the explosion spell so many times that the card will not have a choice but to show a variant of it on the list for you to spend your points on!"

"Calm down little Loli, I only have 4 skill points, there is no way I have enough to learn that yet!"

"Little Loli...?!" Megumin was too broken by that word, and she stared at her food in despair of being called little.

"You're right Kazuma, a highly destructive spell such as explosion would take at least 100 points for a specialized class outside of an Arch-Wizard, and it would take so much more for a top-tier job such as a Sword Saint, if you want to learn skills from other classes keep it simple." Aqua explained by his side with that annoying explaining pose and high and mighty expression, Kazuma twitched his eyebrows a little.

No flashy skills in other classes, just simple ones, the real hard-hitter skills need to come from the skill tree of the class you chose, that was the gist of it. So Kazuma's deadly skills needed to come from sword-saint instead of magical classes, damn his own magic stat, it was abysmally low, even lower than the average joe.

"Hey, Aqua. You must know all kinds of useful skills, right? Teach me something easy. Something that won't take too many points but will still be helpful. I'm looking for a good deal here."

Aqua held her water glass thoughtfully and was quiet for a moment. "…Well, all right. But just so you know, my skills are serious stuff. I don't go around teaching them to just anybody, got it Kazuma?"

There it was, Aqua trying to sound important again, even though she was a useless Goddess, the only thing she wasn't useless at was having sex with him.

Well, with a look of utter serenity Kazuma nodded, it was time to see what she got up her sleeves and see her skill.

"First, look at this glass, full of water, you're going to take it and balance it on top of your head so it doesn't fall off—Here, try it."

Kazuma managed to balance it on top of his brown hair, but the looks around him as he did the action were damaging his self-importance, he grit his teeth in embarrassment.

Then Aqua produced a seed of some kind from who knew where and set it on top of the table. "Now use your finger to flick the seed up into the glass. If you get it, then it's finished! The seed will absorb the water in the glass, and—"

"Hey, who asked to learn party tricks, you useless goddess?!" he yelled and smacked the table with his fist.

"What?!" She seemed dejected by Kazuma's comment and sat down with Megumin as they stewed in despair, he didn't know what was making her so upset, but he'd wish she take that cup off her head already, it was stupid and cringeworthy.

'Honestly, with her class she should have picked up more useful skills'

Kazuma entered a deep thinking position, trying to find the so-called skill tree, after a few seconds pondering, he finally found it, it was hard to describe, it was like he was looking at a trail of marbles that went forever, each marble representing a skill, the trail branched out infinitely.

The first marble was already shining which meant it was his starting ability, it was something called [Sword Saint's presence—passive].

It gave a lot of bonuses to attack with swords, sensing enemies, boosting agility and strength, it had a lot more useful perks, but explaining it was not Kazuma's strong suit, he was lazy, suffice to say it was a nifty passive indeed, a good starting point to a high skill ceiling advanced class with many different skills, surely! His own gamer spirit was up for the challenge!

Looking at the branching paths, there were three skills that he could get, the first one was something called:

[True Damage—passive]

It transforms all sword damage you deal into true damage that ignores every defense, armor, resistance and nullification or reflection skills and any defensive passives the opponent might have.

'What is this overpowered skill? T—This sword saint class is no joke…' Kazuma dripped a bit of sweat as he learned the true nature of this passive skill, true damage, ignores everything? It passes through every defense? What is this? And it was only 1 point!

The next skill who was on the list cost 1 point, it was:

[Heroic Charge—passive]

The user will turn temporarily invulnerable and rush to any perceived opponent, with speeds greater than the target can react, in the moment the Sword Saint decides to make an attack stunning the opponent.

If the opponent is father than 2 meters from you, you will charge again, making them vulnerable, and the charge will repeat itself during combat if the enemy tries to separate themselves from the Sword Saint.

The passive will end only when the Sword Saint desires, or the target is dead.

Another skill, even more overpowered than the last, if everything in the text was true then that meant no ranged attacker could ever escape Kazuma's range, he will always charge and stun them as long as they try to get away, and be temporarily invulnerable, invulnerable it says!

'If this is true, can't I jump back farther than 2 meters and charge again when I want to stun them, what is this? An exploit? Kuhaha,' Kazuma was overjoyed, but still the passive had some problems with it, he just wasn't seeing the cons yet.

'But still, another passive? Where are the active skills that use mana?! I don't want to be an auto-attack boring class! I want a class with a high skill ceiling! What is this shitty game?'

The next skill, the only one left worth a point was:

[Saint Strike—passive]

Every third attack on an enemy unleashes a second automatic strike, devastating the enemy with the strike of the Sword Saint.

'I am becoming an auto-attack class, no! Why?!'

Every skill was a passive, passive on hit, passive on rush, passive on damage.

'Where are the cool active skills?!' Kazuma despaired.

And this Saint Strike, what was it, this devastating attack? It was too obscure and ambiguous! He looked at the list, but was unwilling to go further, the list only contained skills with 3 points or above, and skimming through the names of the skills, they were all passive, he was done for!

His fun adventures as a caster were far away, even warrior classes had cooldowns, all he had was passives, there was no activation skill in the skill tree, no cooldowns, no resource management, he only had to hit and attack the enemy.

'Nooooo…'

"Hey Kazuma, Kazuma" Aqua waved in front of him.

"Hi, I'm Kazuma." He said dejected.

"You were looking at the wall with a dumb stupid expression, so I called to get your attention." So that was the way Aqua showed concern, with jabs at his looks, just so everybody knows Kazuma is a 4 in a good day, he is not that dumb looking!

"Thank you Aqua, but I was looking at my skill-tree… not looking to the wall,"

"I see, it looked stupid to me"

"You're getting in the ass later, no semen as lube... punishment." the Sword Saint said to her with a serious face, there was nothing saintly about the boy, his class name should have been sword demon instead to reflect his true slimy and creepy personality.

Aqua sat down dejectedly again, the blue-haired Goddess only wanted to help him, he looked down, the blue-haired goddess while good meaning, never did anything good because all that came out of her mouth was trashy in nature, Kazuma was important to her, but he was also a creep and he needed to know that.

His card displayed the three skills [True Damage], [Heroic Charge], [Saint Strike].

He pointed his fingers and miserably spent three points on those skills, in the deep dark recesses of his DNA, the alterations were made, the three skills were imprinted on his DNA, and then since his class was soul bound, those three skills were also branded like a hot poker on soul, seared and burned as scars to never forget.

Now only 1 skill point remained, should he search around town for a good skill, or maybe store it up for yet another passive?

"I've been looking for you," A cool voice sent shivers down his spine, and made his cock throb.

A lovely girl called him, with long golden hair and a full set of plate mail. She seemed cool and aloof and…

She was the female knight, the utterly deranged female knight that even he, the absolute asshole of the story couldn't handle, who cornered him in the tavern last night with her insane talk.

She walked forward with a blush on her cheeks. "You said you had too much to drink last night, and then you headed straight home without giving an answer."

He also saw a youngish girl with silver hair, very attractive, wearing leather armor and a casual air. There was a small cut on her cheek. She seemed a bit cunning, but also open and cheerful.

She seemed to be following the female knight, but right now his attention was solely on the deranged female knight who sat quite close to his right, while Megumin was still eating on his left.

'Damn, I was trying to turn her down gently yesterday, even if she's gorgeous, she's dangerous to my heart, she's even more rotten than me! She's absolutely insane. I want no part in her brand of insanity nope, nope, nope…'

"Then, shall we continue where our conversation left off yesterday?" the blonde beauty gave him a noble smile, "Please let me join your party—"

Kazuma took a menacing pose. "But I refuse! one of the things this Satou Kazuma likes the most is saying no to a person who believes they have the absolute advantage."

The guild tavern felt rumbling at his announcement. Oh… an avid otaku like him finally had the chance to use that line as a true JoJo fan. Araki would be proud, even if was a bit cheesy and over the top for the people around him now.

The blonde knight gasped and moaned at the refusal. "S—Such a prompt and menacing refusal."

Kazuma lost his menacing pose and kept staring at her, while sweat dripped from his face. 'Huh? What's this, That made her pleased? She's chilling...she's more unpleasant than me, she's dangerous, in more ways than one!'

Her masochistic personality drew Kazuma's worst desires to the surface, while he manipulated Aqua and Megumin to have sex with him, it was still with their consent, how dubious that consent might have been, but still it was consented in the end!

The sight of this woman and how her personality presented itself, it made Kazuma's more sadistic and evil side come out, to put it simply, he really wanted to rape this girl in the most sadistic way, and that was not him! It was the 'blessing' from Astarte influencing his mind and increasing his sexual need every day.

That's why he didn't want her here, if his desires to rape her without her consent get to a critical limit he might just bend her somewhere and take her against her will, well her masochistic side might enjoy it, but Kazuma was unwilling to cross that line, that's why she's dangerous, she is like a door to a new level of degeneracy for Kazuma.

Frankly, he didn't want to become even more degenerate than he now was, if he did he would be past the point of no return in terms of being on the good side… If rape was to become common, then torture and other fetishes he got a charge of would become the usual… he didn't want to become that guy, but it seems his hands would be tied if this female knight joined.

Right now he abused of manipulation and blackmail to get sex and he loved it, he was already a bad guy, he just didn't want to turn worse.

That's why he wanted this blond woman out of his life, promptly.

"Ha-ha-ha! You're a funny one, refusing her like that! Hey, so you that party Darkness wants to get in, right?" It was the silver-haired girl behind the female knight talking, Kazuma completely forgot her presence.

Kazuma didn't know her, but nodded anyways, she was very attractive, boasting small tits behind a leather strip, which showed her flat midriff and belly button, this girl looked two years younger, the same age as Megumin then.

"Um, and you are?"

She pointed at herself with an outgoing smile, "I'm Chris, a thief, as you can see," she pointed at the female knight, "this girl is called Darkness and she's my friend, I guess?"

"My name's Kazuma. Nice to meet you, Chris." Kazuma said with a smile, at least the silver-haired girl was reasonable.

"You want to learn something useful? How about some Thief skill?"

"Um, Thief skills? What kind of skills are those?"

The girl seemed pleased by the sword saint's question. "I'm glad you asked. They're very useful, for starters. You can detect and disarm traps; you can set an ambush or steal an item. There are even a bunch of great passive abilities. You are the new and famous Sword Saint, right? Well, you don't even need many points to learn Thief skills, even considering your highly specialized class. It's a great deal. What do you say? I'll teach you some for the price of one Crimson Beer!"

That was cheap, Kazuma having no reason to refuse, called the barmaid, who sauntered in with a sultry smile, and ordered her a beer, for the girl Chris.

Finally, he could find an activatable skill, not a passive, thank Astarte.

Part 2

The group, consisting of the silver-haired thief, the blonde crusader, and the brown-haired sword saint on the square, behind the adventurer's guild, the hot sun hit them hard. Kazuma left the two moping party members back on the tavern, it was time this silver-haired thief showed her skills.

"All right, maybe we should start with Sense Foe and Ambush. We'll have to take a rain check on Disarm Trap, since there aren't many traps around town. Let's see… Darkness, turn around for a second, would you?"

"Huh? All right…"

She turned her back as she'd been told.

Chris hopped into a barrel a short distance away so that only her upper body was visible. Then she pitched a stone at Darkness's head and ducked down into the barrel.

'…Was that supposed to be the ambush?' Kazuma wasn't sure, but throwing a stone while on a barrel didn't seem like an ambush.

Without a word, Darkness strode toward the only barrel in sight.

"Sense Foe… Sense Foe… I can sense Darkness's rage approaching! Hey, Darkness? You know I'm only doing this to teach the guy some skills, right? Right?! Be gentl—aahhhh, stoppitttt!" Chris shouted as Darkness crushed the barrel with her bare hands and almost grasped Chris by the collar.

Darkness was superior when comparing strength and vitality, the perfect tank, in comparison to his incredible ability and damage output, with both of them on the field they would surely be unstoppable.

'Man, Darkness sure is a terrifying when she's mad, but can I really learn anything this way…?'

The answer was no, not [Sense Foe], nor [Ambush] appeared on the list for the sword saint, perhaps it was because [Sense Foe] was already included in the first ability he got, the first skill, the one he got immediately after changing his class [Sword Saint's presence].

Or perhaps Sword Saint was too specialized for learning even the most basic skills of a thief, if so, what a tragedy that was.

"O—Okay, then, it's unfortunate that you weren't able to learn the other two. But how about you try my number one recommendation, [Steal]? It snags a single item from the target. Doesn't matter if it's a sword they're clutching, or a purse buried deep in their pockets."

Chris paused and then raised one finger. "One random item. The success rate depends on your Luck stat. It can do some great stuff. Maybe you're facing down a fearsome enemy, and you grab his weapon, or you nab some hidden treasure he's got and then make a break for it."

Chris had collected her wits after her terrifyingly close death by being brutalized by Darkness fists, she was filling the sword saint in on the finer points of the Steal skill. It certainly did sound useful, if it really depended on the luck stat, then wasn't it the perfect skill for him?

Chris was certainly disappointed by his inability to learn her other skills, but this one might work.

If luck really affected every facet of his life, then he wished he could learn this, at least one active ability for his build, he implored Astarte for this small wish

"I'm gonna use it on you now, okay?" Chris said. "Ready?" She held out her hand, shouted "Steal!" and suddenly, she was holding a small object.

It was… "My coin pouch! Hey!"

Well, it had about 12,000 Eris, not much, but the group spent a lot of money on food, most of his savings were under the bed on the shed.

"Ooh, score! That's how you use Steal. Here's your wal—" Chris stopped herself as she was about to hand the wallet back to the brown-haired sword saint, and a smile crept over her face.

"Hey," she said, "how about a little contest? Learn Steal right now. Then, steal any one item from me. My purse, my weapon—it's all fair game. Whatever you get, it's got to be worth more than this ratty thing."

She gave Kazuma's coin pouch a shake. "So I'll keep this wallet, and whatever you get from me, you keep it in exchange. What do you think? Wanna give it a try?"

A challenge, to learn the [Steal] skill and take something even more valuable than his coin pouch, the silver-haired gorgeous Loli sure came up with terrible ideas, but Kazuma wouldn't complain, after all, something did flash in his Adventurers' card, it meant that steal was most likely there, finally a skill other than passives, that he could actually activate.

There it was, it was another name, it was something called [Usurper], thankfully it wasn't a passive, but it wasn't [Steal].

It had almost the same description as [Steal] if the silver-haired thief said was true, but instead of being a single item, the description said this:

[Usurper—8 sec]

The sword saint usurps one thing from the target, it is random, and affected by luck.

'Damn, a quick, and ambiguous description again, I guess I'll just have to use it' Kazuma was tired, the sword saint class literally just changed the name for the ability to sound cooler, did he just select the most edgy class in this world or what?

Chris and Darkness were made aware by the changes his class made, and Chris had an explanation, that sometimes the skills learnt from other classes mutated, to fit the thematic of the class of the user better, sometimes even changing the effects of the skill.

Thematic, this really was an RPG, but he would rather die before wearing full plate white armor like all the fantasy swordsman characters of some RPG or anime.

Also as a side-note, the skill Aqua showed him was there, the party skill wonders of nature, this one wasn't mutated or changed, but it cost more than 35 points to learn, of course, since his class was specialized, it obviously cost way more, since it involved actual conjuring magic, something that the sword saint sucked at with his magic being below 10.

He was somewhat intrigued by the skill, but in the end, it was a parlor trick, it didn't beat his skills with a trump deck, he didn't spend 1,000 hours learning deck magic while glued to tutorial videos for nothing!

Well, returning to the present, he spent his last points getting [Usurper], and the skill imprinted itself in his DNA, and seared itself on his soul.

"All right, I've learned it. And you're on! No matter what I steal—no complaining, right?" the sword saint stuck out my right hand.

Strangely, Chris was smiling.

"Good! I like a man who doesn't back down from a challenge! I wonder what you'll get. You might just recover your wallet. First prize is this enchanted dagger—it won't sell for less than 400,000 Eris. And I even have a consolation prize-these rocks I picked up earlier to throw at Darkness!"

"Hey! That's a dirty trick damned Loli!" Kazuma said, looking at the collection of pebbles in Chris's hand, so that's why she was so confident, carrying a bunch of junk items threw off the skill, adding more items meant only one thing, it decreased the chances you might get something you liked.

'Dammit, she got me good…' Seeing Chris grin at him, it made him feel like he was an idiot, but Kazuma was a prideful prick, he wouldn't let this go, unaware, the silver-haired girl didn't see the glare full of lust directed at her, nor the thoughts of Kazuma wanting her to choke on his cock and become his slave for this dirty trick.

Well, the degenerate thoughts stopped, the sword saint, returned to his easy-going self, this wasn't Japan, this was a place where survival of the fittest rang true, it wasn't surprising that a thief girl had tricks up her sleeve, and he was thankful that she taught him a skill, the prideful Kazuma wouldn't admit that he was that gullible.

"Well, then Chris, don't mind if I do—and don't come crying to me when you lose everything, Usurper!" Kazuma pointed at her and activated the skill, no lightshow, nothing special, however he felt something in his outstretched hand.

There was something inside of his palm, which meant the skill worked as intended, it bears mentioning that the silver-haired thief only wore shorts who ended close to her butt, and that her shorts were extremely low placed, which meant that it was easy to see her navel, leading up to her crotch, which was now missing something.

One by one the stones on her hands fell to the ground as she stared down, embarrassed.

"What's this?" Kazuma stretched the piece of fabric to the sun. "Oh! This is just as great a success. I~ hit~ the~ jackpot!"

Of course the thing that Kazuma usurped from the little silver-haired thief was her panties, unlike Megumin's dark ones, Chris had light blue panties, with a little bowtie on top.

"N—No, give me back my panties!~" Chris cried out to him, with an atomic blush, as she held her crotch, now a little drafty, only her little shorts for protection of her pussy.

"As expected, my eyes didn't lead me astray!" Darkness who was watching Kazuma swing the panties up to the sky in apparent triumph.

"Haugh~ mhph~" the silver-haired thief was shamefully on her knees as the brown-haired Sword Saint smirked, it wasn't supposed to be like this, but once she told she would give anything for her panties back, he sprung that massive slab of cock on her face and told her to lick it, she couldn't handle her excitement at the smell and her body betrayed her, her pink tongue traced the man's unbelievable length.

Why was she getting excited by licking the man's penis, he was smirking from her position, Darkness was literally on the ground looking at her with envy, the pretty silver-haired thief licked his balls and stroked the Sword Saint's massive cock.

She got so horny licking the cock, her eyes glazed and his cock entered her mouth, she snapped at attention as a tattoo formed on her womb, her face had a hint of regret and shame, like she knew something, but Kazuma was too busy groaning in pleasure.

It was too late for regrets, her shorts were growing wetter as her mouth opened to take on his cock, after a while the pleasure of the blowjob was becoming too great, and she orgasmed from arousal, all hints of shame were gone as she choked and face fucked herself on his cock.

'There we go, now Chris is a slave to me. Life is good~ Blackmail is so rewarding sometimes! Kuhaha~' He ordered her to just lick his penis, yet she… of her own free will sucked on his cock, that meant he didn't force her to be a slave or at least his fragile morality justified it, he still blackmailed her to be in this situation so Kazuma wasn't any better than a pile of trash.

It didn't change the fact that Chris had fallen into his trap and became his slave, but he wasn't about to tell anyone here.

"S—she's just a little girl—yet she's desperately plunging her mouth on that cock, it's bigger and thicker than my arm!" Darkness gasped and groaned in pleasure and envy at the sight.

"T—To think a man this depraved existed…." Darkness was on all fours on the alleyway with them, watching her friend face-fuck herself because he blackmailed her, her fingers attacked her slit, beneath her armor, like a masochistic and voyeuristic slut, she roughly plunged her fingers on her body suit, not caring that the fabric went inside of her pussy with her fingers, and like a beast she kept wiggling on the ground and fucking herself with her fingers as she was jealous of her friend willingly serving that monster cock, as the silver-haired Loli had her mind broken.

Soon he put his hand on top of the silver-haired thief, and ropes of hot white cum burst out of his cock, painting her throat and mouth white with his batter that was as thick as yogurt, Chris kept gulping it down with an embarrassed look, until she popped his cock out of her mouth, to think he was using such vulgar language while a little girl like her was sucking on his fat cock.

The silver-haired opened her mouth, her tongue was full of cum, Darkness tried approaching her, but then the silver-haired girl swallowed the last of the semen down, and sowed her clean mouth, Kazuma put his thumb on the side of her mouth, and in her dizzy state Chris licked his hand like a slut.

"H—He's everything I've been searching for... He is the man of my dreams!" The truly perverted, tongue flapping and rotten look on Darkness face made even Kazuma shiver, she was dangerous for an asshole like Kazuma, he might blackmail, manipulate and coerce people into sex, but he never saw wrong in that, at least Aqua, Megumin and Chris liked to be in that position in the end.

Darkness was another can of worms he wasn't willing to open, she invoked sadistic urges to rape her, to straight up rape her, if he gave in, he might become the lowest piece of trash, there would be no going back.

Part 3

When the learning of skills debacle was over, the group of Kazuma, Chris and Darkness returned to the tavern, and they arrived when a commotion of sorts was happening.

"Milady Aqua, do it again! I'll pay! Show us The Wonders of Nature again!"

"You idiot! Our dear Aqua doesn't want money—she wants food! Right, my dear?! I'll treat you! So show us The Wonders of Nature again!"

For some reason, a crowd surrounded Aqua. She looked more than a little annoyed.

"This is art! It's not something you can do just any old time someone asks! A great man once said, a good joke is only good once." she held a hand over her chest, with eyes closed as if she said something smart.

"Understand? I'm not some third-rate street player who'll do the same thing over and over just because it's a little popular! In fact, I'm not a performer at all, so I'm hardly interested in making money from my art! That's the very least someone can commit to when they seek to refine their skills. Anyway, The Wonders of Nature was never something I intended to show to you lot, and—"

Kazuma stared at her as if she were an idiot, a bottom of the barrel... idiot, why buy the parlor trick skill then if not to show it?

"Hey, Kazuma, Kazuma! You're finally back. Y'know, it's your fault this is happening—Say, what's with her?" Aqua had noticed the teary-eyed silver-haired thief accompanying Kazuma, with Darkness sticking to him like a lost puppy, he had his cheeks puffed as if he did nothing wrong.

Chris started crying for some reason after the blowjob, Kazuma and Darkness comforted her, as best as two rotten humans could, in fact both saw no problem with his actions.

Darkness opened her mouth before the sword saint could explain. "Chris is upset because not only did Kazuma take her panties, but then he held them for ransom."

"Hey, way to run your mouth! Hold on! Wait! I mean—she's not wrong, but—really, wait!"

Chris had wept, she said that she would pay anything Kazuma asked of her if the sword saint would let her have her panties back, so he told her she should get his coin pouch back and lick his cock. That was all, it happened back in his world all the time, right? Just a tiny little blowjob action, it didn't hurt anybody! Well it hurt Chris freedom, but he wasn't about to tell her that.

And he set the condition of if she didn't lick his massive penis, he would just take the panties for himself and it would be an heirloom in his household until the end of times!

Darkness made it sound so unseemly, like he'd fucked Chris in an alley or something, he didn't even touch the little silver-haired girl, it was more of her tongue and mouth touching him instead!

Aqua and Megumin weren't surprised by the story that Darkness told them, their eyes had that 'ah that's so like Kazuma' like he was the constant scumbag of the group, they had pitying looks at Chris for falling for it like they had.

Kazuma was silently outraged, he wasn't the one rolling their eyes in pleasure during sex, why they are complaining now? seeing those dead eyes towards them made Chris lose her sullen expression and with a devious smile.

"Even when I was striped in public, bawling my eyes out you made me lick that monster you keep in your pants! How horrible," she burst into crocodile tears, the silver-haired thief fake-cried.

Since the size of his cock was unreasonable even while soft, it always formed a bulge in his leather pants, and the female adventurers and barmaids were looking at the disgustingly large bulge like it was the enemy of all woman-kind. "Hey, Chris! The women aside from Aqua and Megumin are starting to turn cold! Please don't speak of what happened anymore."

All of them seemed to have heard the conversation, seeing how awkward the sword saint looked in their cold gaze, Chris stick out her tongue.

"This level of counterattack isn't too overboard, right? Well then, I'll come back when I earn some cash, fortunately you didn't demand my money as recompense, but I won't forget the sexual favor this easily Kazuma, you'll pay for that!... well I'm off, I'm going to join a high-profit dungeon party, so have fun with them Darkness!" Chris after saying that went to the bulletin board, and with her sly charm started recruiting potential party members.

It was a loss not having Chris in their party, but the requirements stated that the members needed to be in top level jobs, and as far as Kazuma knew, she was just a thief, well she was his slave now, knowingly or not, she would come back looking for more sex eventually.

That said, Kazuma gave the silver-haired Loli his goodbyes for now…"Hmm? Darkness aren't you going with her?" Darkness sat on his table, with his party members, by his side with a blush, like it was the most natural thing to do, this bitch.

"...Yeah, People who are vanguards are common and can be found anywhere, however thieves are invaluable for dungeon exploration on the premise they can detect traps and disarm them, lockpick any treasure and more, so there are a lot of teams willing to take her in."

Understandably, that's why Aqua and her Arch Priest skills were also in high demand, since a vanguard like Darkness could be found anywhere, a damage dealer like Kazuma also was in low demand, though given Darkness and Kazuma's top tier jobs and their unbelievable physical prowess, they did their task with way more effectiveness than others in their respective roles, in the end this was a starter town, adventuring teams didn't have to beg for top tier jobs to join in.

A short while later Chris found herself a group and left while waving, the slave tattoo almost showing in her navel region, since the silver-haired girl liked to show her midriff.

"It's already dusk, Chris and her party are going to explore the dungeons now?"

"The best time to go dungeon exploring is in the early morning. So most people set off one day earlier like them and make camp near the dungeon's entrance! There are even merchants who base their trade on adventures like them." Megumin made her explanation with a bit of her flair, she then had a smirk. "How was it Kazuma? Did you learn any skills?"

Hearing Megumin ask the question filled Kazuma with pride, it was time to show his first activatable skill!

"Hmph, very well Megumin, feast your eyes on my powerful skill! Take this [Usurper]!" He shouted, reaching towards the arch mage and grabbing something in thin air, no light shows, or sounds were heard as the skill completed its objective. Kazuma looked at the transparent black lingerie in his hand, it was a lace underwear with v-opening on the crotch, to think a Loli such as hers would use such an undergarment.

"...What happened? It isn't enough for you to stuff your giant cock up my vagina until a bulge in my stomach forms and abusing me every day…. Now have you changed your job from Sword Saint to panties thief? Does your perverseness have no limits? Hmmph~ It feels cold below, my ass is feeling the breeze, could you return my panties please?" Megumin said with low volume as she stared at the ground with a blush.

"Strange, I thought this ability stole things at random, why is it always panties?" Kazuma returned the lingerie and Megumin pulled it under her dress, the panties slowly raising up her legs until it was finally back in place. At the same time, the females around him glared at him coldly, not liking how his bulge got bigger by seeing 13-year-old's panties.

Someone suddenly slammed her hands on the table, it was Darkness. Her eyes were sparkling, her face was blushing and panting. "I was right! To strip the panties of a young girl, to fill both of them with torrents of your white seed, to make my friend shame herself and suck your cock while holding her precious possession for ransom… you are really the worst! Please… Please let me join this party!"

"Don't want to." the sword saint responded.

"Hmm…? Eh…!" the blonde knight panted hard on the table, her face turned red and her body trembled after getting so promptly rejected yet again, she looked at the brown-haired sword saint with swirling lust...dangerous.

'What should I do...s—she's definitely going to be the end of my moral compass if she joins, to protect what's left of me, I can't let her join in.' even the asshole Kazuma was sweating with fear, the powerful and rare sword saint was scared of a female knight, well she was a holy crusader and therefore dangerous in her own right…. But still.

"Hey, Kazuma, she's been sitting with us for quite a while, who is she? Isn't she the lady who came to the interview last night when we were in the bath? You told me when you were having sex with me last night, didn't you?" the useless and shameless goddess, just like Megumin, didn't hesitate to announce their sex life for all to hear.

"Hold on Kazuma, she's a holy crusader, why did you reject her? Or she rejected the notion of having sex with you last night? Are you trying to convince her?" Megumin asked.

'No, she was almost too willing, but she's… not good. Not good at all for my mental health.' This was bad for Kazuma, both of his party members were raring to accept her into their party. Kazuma didn't want the blue-haired goddess and the black-haired arch priest meeting Darkness.

"Darkness..." Kazuma had a deep voice, right now he gave an air of a sword saint, not of an asshole. "We might look a bit shabby, but we are serious about taking down the Demon King."

Aqua's problems aside, Kazuma really wanted to use his wish upon completion, ah to meet Astarte and have mind blowing sex with her, that was a dream worth having. Megumin who never heard of this yet looked surprised.

Kazuma wanted to convince Darkness to leave. "That's right, Aqua and I want to take down the demon king no matter what. That's our goal as adventures. And so, our adventures will be filled with danger, especially you Darkness, you are going to get raped and used by me, if you're defeated you're going to be used as a cum-dump for the demon king and his army."

"That's right! My days will be nothing but being shamelessly used by the sword saint, a class sworn to protect humanity, now wielded by the lowest of the low, I will be used and abused by such a hero every day, and if I lose, I'm going to get used and filled by the Demon King and his army until I die of starvation or they kill me first for becoming a useless cum-dump, just thinking about it makes getting into this party all the more worth it." she started a disgusting laugh.

"H—Huh?" Kazuma reeled back, this person was too rotten, and feelings of sadism were welling up inside him.

"Huh?...What is it? Did I say something strange Kazuma?" Darkness expressed surprise by Kazuma's reaction.

"Listen carefully Megumin, you're already my slave, there's no denying it, but you can still get out, I'll still provide you food and everything you need for living, you don't need to come on our dangerous adventures so..." Kazuma couldn't' even finish because Megumin jumped on the wooden bench of the tavern, she put her feet on the table, carefully dodging drinks and her plate of food.

The black-haired, red-eyed girl flipped her cloak hard and put her hand on her hat, Kazuma could have sworn he saw her eyes glint and shine. "My name is Megumin! The top mage of the Crimson Demon Clan, the master of explosion magic, the glorious slave of the Sword Saint! This slave has her utmost pride! For the demon king to propose to be the strongest and ignore the most powerful arch mage to ever exist?! Insanity! I will decimate him and his army who calls themselves the strongest with my most powerful spell! And then we can finally return to peace..." she laughed like a smart sage who was ahead of her years in wisdom, the whole tavern heard her declaration, her chunni talk already incorporated the slave part to sound cool.

Kazuma wanted to dissuade any useless party members from joining in but that was now impossible.

Well it was true that the holy crusader next to him had more health, strength and endurance then all of them combined, plus all of her skills were really broken, if he thought his passives were broken, this blonde-haired knight was his match, if he had the ultimate offense, she had the ultimate defense, Megumin had them beat in terms of destructive capabilities, capable of killing everything with her only spell, and Aqua was too much, every level up made her stats grow like hell, and she had max skill points, which meant she could purchase all of her abilities from the start, it was why she had such a useless parlor trick as a skill.

But… they were so dysfunctional it eliminated all of their advantages, Kazuma drooped his head. "Hey, Hey, Kazuma… I was a bit scared when you put it that way. Is there a simpler way to take on the Demon King?"

'...You should be the most fired up to taking him down, you useless goddess' Kazuma looked at her. "That talk of being used by the demon king like a cum-dump was a lie..."

Aqua and Darkness looked at him, one with a surprised look and the other with severe disappointment.

"As far as I know, his army doesn't engage in such activities, there aren't any rapey monsters like in adult books or games, just some female orcs but they mostly attack men, and as far as I know, I'm the only one here looking for sex... manipulating, blackmailing, doing everything for sex." Kazuma said dejectedly, his head on the table, waving his hand around, Aqua was relieved and Darkness had a resolute look.

"I—if there are no such monsters...then I will settle for being in your group Kazuma, because you'll be the only one who could bring me happiness" Darkness said shyly, with her noble nature returned.

'Hey, you're so cute when you aren't being so rotten, you absolute slut' Kazuma thought, her bouts of cuteness were dangerous, just like Megumin's bouts of cuteness and Aqua's.

"Well, Okay, I'll accept your everything, Megumin, Darkness, I hope you don't regret this."

The brown-haired sword saint didn't see how much both girls were saved, they were looking for someone to accept them as they were, flaws and all, and this man, flawed as he was, still accepted them despite his greedy nature.

He led his group of four people towards the quest board, with Aqua pestering him, with Megumin trying to impress him, with Darkness putting her face near him, with all of her perverted talk, and Aqua buzzing him with her trashy talk.

Kazuma, for the first time in his life felt the sensation of being complete, like this was right in a strange way.

The three girls were still annoying though.

Part 4

"Hey, Kazuma Kazuma!" Aqua pointed at a quest.

"Hi, I'm Kazuma."

"Look at this! A necromancer is in the kingdom's sewers, it's a quest to go down there and kill him"

"That city is 50 km from here and we don't even have a horse woman!"

"Hey, Kazuma Kazuma, look!" Darkness had that look.

"Yes, I'm Kazuma."

"Look, a quest to be the test subject to experiments, oh just imagining being dissected in a lab makes me shiver~"

"You should get some help, and no, the reward is too low to even consider!"

"Kazuma Kazuma… look! A quest to slay the demon lord's general which is making a base nearby! A 300 million bounty on his head!" Megumin exclaimed with her usual splendor.

"There is no way we are going against an end-game boss at this stage, we are still beginners Megumin!"

"Here, this one, we are going on this one, Dungeon exploration, it's a goblin cave nearby with a few dozen goblins to slay, it has a great reward and since it's already night we can camp out near the cave." Kazuma picked up the quest as he explained why he picked it up.

Goblins were glorified pests in any game they were in and easy to kill, nobody would cry about a goblin's death.

"Hmm, dungeon exploration, treasure, money~" suddenly Aqua was interested.

"Hn~ lowly goblins shall taste the greatness that is my explosion!"

"Hah, just imagining the filthy goblins pushing me onto the ground and gang raping me, how terrible~"

Goblins of this world don't have the proper equipment, it said so in the encyclopedia, they are demi-humans with males and females, so he was about to disappoint Darkness and her dark rape fantasies, it's not going to happen, well not by the goblins at any rate, she invoked feelings of sadism on him, and his limit was getting closer than he liked.

Well, while goblins weren't rape midgets like some stories back on Earth, they still were dangerous, not just because they ate crops and cattle, but they ate humans as well, so if they captured Darkness instead of raping her they would make her their meal for their families, which wasn't better at all.

He confirmed the quest with the counter lady.

-Quest-

Defeat all goblins inside of the northeastern cave, deep in the northeast forest, near a rocky formation[...]

Rewards:: 600,000 Eris

Passing by the counter lady and flirting with her for a bit invoked feeling of envy on the three girls, even though they didn't know why. The envy was stronger with Megumin and Aqua, as behind their clothes, a pink heart-shaped tattoo was on their navel, right above their wombs, the tattoo was what kept them as slaves, and forced them to become ever increasingly loving towards Kazuma.

Some may call Kazuma a coward for using such a cheap power to make people slaves and make them fall for him, but he didn't care at all, that's the type of asshole he was. He was not a person who would care if they loved him for real or they loved him because of the tattoo... in the first place, love is a chemical reaction in the brain, and humans are creatures of habit, even if the tattoo was to magically disappear, they would still continue producing the same chemicals towards him, since the brain can be trained like a pavlovian dog.

It was an odd 5 km until they arrived near the foot of the cave, since goblins are diurnal, they won't come out at night, since there are dangers at night.

Of course Kazuma built a simple tent, but he brought some quality sheets, there is no need for more tents when the party is only of four people, so they were 300 meters near the cave, while attacking the goblins at night might be a good idea since they are sleeping in hindsight.

Megumin and Aqua are still tired from walking five kilometers in the night.

So right now they were having some meat near the campfire, and by some he meant a lot, Darkness took off her armor and her black bodysuit clung too much to her skin showing her being surprisingly buff, she even had a six-pack, she was a very well built sports girl, it made sense since she was a crusader, but still her breasts now free from her armor looked like soft melons, they were big, bigger than the counter lady's even, Darkness was so stacked with her gravity-defying boobs he wondered how her shoulders supported all that weight.

Darkness surpassed him in strength, endurance, and build, even though he had a growth cheat, truly incredible.

"S—So we don't need to keep watch, right Kazuma?" Darkness asked, his dirty eyes roaming all over her made her surprisingly bashful.

"Yes, there is nothing particularly dangerous here, we are not in a contested territory or in a dangerous land, true, some demon king's general came and made a base in the territory somewhere, and he's affecting the level of monsters nearby, but it isn't a big deal yet, that's what the counter lady told me."

"Hmph, that general is going to get what's coming to him, how dare he come taint this territory without my permission!" Aqua was surprisingly pumped up.

"Yes, it will inevitably end with me and him in a duel, and he will fall when he sees my explosion magic~" and the chunni was too.

"Listen, we aren't going to pick a fight with an end-boss this soon, we need to level up more before all that!" Kazuma argued.

And the conversation went on for the night as they ate their dinner, with Darkness and Megumin hogging most of the meat, Kazuma was Japanese so he ate until he was full, and Aqua fought for the rest, poor girl, fighting for scraps.

The four bonded so well it was scary, it came a moment when Darkness started chuckling happily, soon Megumin joined in the laughter followed by Aqua, Kazuma went last with a smirk, this was fine, this was the start of their adventures or misadventures.

The night darkened.

In the tent, Darkness looked sideways as she was still in the bed, this man was pounding the thirteen-year-old Megumin, with his filthy fat cock, every time he pulled out, that thing scraped the little girl's pussy, making her scream in pleasure, Darkness remained still, not alerting both of them as they continued their filthy acts, oh how she longed to join them!

But, doing such things with Kazuma, now that she thought about it made her feel bashful, she was a crusader in service of Eris, and her family was of nobles, perhaps she should not do such things with him, but then again having sex with him was in the fine print of the agreement. She joined this group with that hanging over her head, so just like a knight of honor she will accept whatever horrors Kazuma has in store for her!

Kazuma's lewd cock pistoned in and out of the little girl, he was destroying that tiny pussy with all of his might, and that tiny defenseless pussy belonging to Megumin was just accepting the stupidly large invader by gushing out juices every time he pumped inside, Darkness saw the little girl look at Kazuma with absolute affection and submission, like she was just a cum-dump.

Darkness rubbed her thighs as a dark wet patch appeared in her tight bodysuit.

Soon he came inside of Megumin, Darkness couldn't believe it, the gross and smelly yogurt-like substance kept gushing out of Megumin's pussy as Kazuma kept pumping inside of the little girl for over a minute, but soon he took out the monstrously large cock.

Darkness blushed at the sight, but she was more bashful on the fact that he came inside the little girl without taking it out, he just used the little girl as his cock-sleeve and pumped Megumin with his white semen. There was no way the arch wizard wasn't pregnant from that! And the look of pure pleasure in the little girl's face!

How terrible, this man used the girl and left her pregnant like it was nothing! Was that going to happen to her too? Could Darkness be headed for a dark future where she is nothing but a baby factory for this man? Being pumped full of cum every day for the rest of her unsightly life, this sword saint was corrupt!

Darkness held her disturbing laugh as she thought of her fantasies, her body needed Kazuma, so unconsciously she started moving her hips, her body was positioned to the right of the tent, and there was no blanket on top of her, so her sinful body should be only protected by the skin tight bodysuit, Kazuma should have full view of her big ass and cameltoe, yet he made no move on Darkness to her consternation.

She looked to see him moving to the left side of the tent, where Aqua was sleeping, he just lifted her body into doggy-style, lifted her skirt and penetrated the arch priest without caring that she was sleeping, what a rotten man, to rape his party member while sleeping, she wanted that too!

And so Darkness spent the night frustrated that Kazuma wouldn't touch her, envious of the two girls pumped full of his semen, and a dark desire for his touch was born inside of her.

The next day, Kazuma and Darkness bonked the other two awake and they prepared themselves for the ensuing confrontation, their quest was to clean the cave out of goblins since they were doing quite a number on the nearby farms, they were pests that stole cattle and humans for consumption. Kazuma looked at Darkness and saw how frustrated she was about something, curious. But then again, her tight bodysuit without her armor was tantalizing, it was with great restraint he didn't rape her last night, the libido was ever increasing, this is going to affect his life a lot, isn't it?

Kazuma put on his leather straps on the chest, and put on his leather pants, putting the one-handed sword on his side, he was ready for everything, looking at the other party members they all had better equipment than him except Megumin who only had an enchanted staff, but it was enchanted nonetheless.

Darkness had a full set of adamantium armor, and a two-handed sword made of the same material, as for Aqua, her dress had more value than all of their pieces of gear.

But there was no need for fancy equipment for a badass in Kazuma's mind, he had a common shirt, a bit of leather for protection and a sword he could find anywhere, yet he was possibly the strongest in their group, certainly the most competent. 'Kukuku, Kufufu, Kuhaha'

It was his own pride talking.

They arrived behind a tree, they saw some goblins making out the cave, it was time to strike, right at dawn, they were still drowsy and not smart like a human.

"Megumin, hold your magic for a moment, we might still need you later." Kazuma forbid her of using her explosion magic until the end, for obvious reasons, they didn't need an incapacitated party member this soon, since Megumin understood his explanations she reserved herself of blowing up the odd 5 goblins outside, but still.

"I—I understand, I'll hold it in, I don't know how long but I'll hold it in!"

"Hey! Do you understand, we're going into a narrow cave, if you use your magic in there we're done for! The ceiling might collapse!" Having watched many treasure hunter movies like Indiana Jones, and played so many of those types of games, he knew explosions didn't mix well with caves and ancient ruins, the only one here with the potential to become Lara Croft was Darkness here.

"Let me at those green freaks! I'll show them what a goddess can do!"

"And you! You are our healer! Don't go ahead of everybody else!" Kazuma grasped the head of the blue-haired goddess who tried to go out of hiding.

"So, Darkness, most of the mission will be carried by us, we can't utilize Megumin's pure offensive and destructive capabilities, we need to be more personal here, so draw attention like a vanguard should, and I'll strike them one by one, Aqua will heal our wounds and buff us." As Kazuma said this, Darkness started to pant like a dog.

"W—What if I get caught by the five goblins down there, look at them, deformed heads, little bodies, loin cloths, they are so ugly and filthy, Hah, just imagining them raping me, how terrible~" Kazuma flicked her forehead, making a red bruise but it barely hurt the tank, she put her hand on the bruise and looked at him. "K—Kazuma why did you-?"

"Goblins don't rape humans, they don't have the proper equipment down there to do so, but they do rape their fellow female goblins though, the dangerous part is that they eat humans and cattle, that's why they are pests!"

"R-Really? T—They don't have the proper equipment?"

"Jeez, how many times I must repeat myself, Darkness, goblins won't rape you, but they are voracious human eaters," when Kazuma told her this, she just changed her desires. "Hah, just imagining the filthy goblins ripping me to shreds, how terrible~"

"You need help, woman." Kazuma spoke, after realizing how frustrated the holy crusader was.

"So, Darkness," Kazuma grabbed her by the neck, lifting her up with his massive strength, not befitting his build.

"Go distract them for a bit!" He threw her up through the canopy.

"Kazuma~!" the blonde-haired crusader yelled at him.

She landed, ass on the ground, right on the goblins camp, right in front of the goblins who growled and picked up their daggers, their actions so primitive that calling it intelligence insulted the term.

"Kazuma, you're pretty merciless sometimes..." Megumin pointed out in a deadpan and Aqua agreed, silently crying and pleading that he wouldn't do the same to her in the future.

Darkness saw the green-skinned monsters approaching and she readied her sword, grabbing it with two hands, the wind blew strongly from her strength as she postured herself, she tried attacking them with her sword, but as to be expected, even if she looked epic doing those swings with her two-handed broadsword, she still missed.

Kazuma prepared himself as the three party-members approached from behind, Kazuma had a glint as he put his hand on the handle of his sword.

He thought of attacking the goblins, and thus his passive [Heroic Charge] was activated. And suddenly he was gone, like the wind he arrived at five goblins who were about to stab Darkness, the charge was so blinding it stunned all of the goblins mid step, Kazuma, not used to the speed, almost tripped himself, but he miraculously struck at the two closest goblins near Darkness, he aimed at their tiny green necks and their deformed heads went flying off like fireworks.

One.

The three goblins regained themselves and went to attack, but they were two meters from Kazuma, that meant another charge right at their faces, with one swing he was able to kill another two.

Two.

The last one was behind him, as it regained its senses, Kazuma tried to turn around to deliver his third blow, but the goblin was already close to him with its dagger near his stomach, Kazuma was confident in his health, so he could handle one strike easily, but before the goblin could strike Darkness slapped it and broke its neck, the force was so great the head almost went out of its socket.

"W—Whoa Darkness, isn't your body more useful than that sword? If you can't hit any attacks with it then it's best to use your hands and legs to kill these pests!" Kazuma commented at her strength to kill a goblin with a slap.

"Yes, Yes Since you can't hit anything why don't you use your fists to protect us?" Aqua arrived with Megumin, investigating, and seeing if they had any wounds.

"P—perhaps, but as a female knight to abandon the sword is something I m-mustn't do!"

"Ok, we're getting a shield for you made out of adamantium whenever we get the gold, that way even if you miss your swings you can still bash people with it!" Kazuma announced but was stopped when Darkness grabbed him while panting with dangerous eyes.

"N—No shield, I need to feel pain from the enemy's hits!" She said while holding him so tightly that it hurt.

"Okay, Okay, I understand, no shield, now release me female knight! If you can't hit them, tackle them with your shoulder or chest! Or kick them!"

Megumin, to feel useful dug through any goblin's belongings and found some money and some tools, it was expected that she would lurch from seeing dead demi-humans but the little arch-wizard just laughed at them and said it was their destiny.

Kazuma grabbed a dagger from the dead bodies and he didn't care that he killed demi-humans, he was already used to the violence as he killed those frogs and they had much more gore. Aqua kicked the goblins body like they were infinitely beneath her, it was cruel to see how her kicks caved in their chests on their dead bodies because of her high stats. As for Darkness she was a knight and a holy crusader, there was no compassion for the enemy, that's what to be expected when you started training as a knight.

Darkness opened their loin-clothes on their decapitated bodies and was disappointed to see the sexual organ of the goblins, truly there was no way to be raped by them. Darkness drew circles in the dirt while being depressed.

Kazuma looked at the inside of the cave while handling a torch to Megumin who protested being a torch holder while they explored, the itch to use explosion magic was still growing. Kazuma looked at how they disrespected the goblins and in a moment of clarity worried for the mental health of this party.

Everyone here was pretty much merciless towards their enemies.

What would happen if they faced bandits or a sentient race? He imagined that Aqua would really not care in fact she would definitely gloat, Darkness would act as if it was inevitable with the grace of a knight, but both Megumin and him might suffer to face a human enemy, he was a dick but he still cared, somewhat.

So it was best if they stayed away from any bandit hunting quest or any quests in race contested territory, it would be a while before he and Megumin were that accepting towards death of another.

Darkness had her hopes dashed and Kazuma saw how dumb these goblins were, so with torches, they entered the narrow cave, with Megumin in the middle, Darkness in the back, and Kazuma in the front, Aqua was to protect Megumin, in case of an ambush.

"Hey, Kazuma, why am I in this position? Aren't I a vanguard?"

"Goblins are weak, they live in these types of caves that have split paths, since it's dark, they might attack from behind in a group, like now!" Kazuma signaled as a group of three goblins went from behind, two goblins appeared in the side, and six goblins appeared in the front.

"God Blow!" Aqua's fist went through the two goblins with ease, goblins did not have resistances to blunt attacks like the frogs had, let's not explain how bloody it was, and how she cried because her dress was now full of it.

"Hah Hah" Darkness tried to slash them, but the ceiling was too low and she hit the tip of her sword on it, two goblins were ready to strike, but she just tackled them like Kazuma said, and with the hardness of her chest bashed their heads, caving them in.

The other goblin went to the side and struck her in the stomach with his knife, but it didn't even nick her skin, even while hitting a place that had no armor, Megumin unsteadily hit the goblin with her staff, and the goblin fell down, to finish him Darkness stomped on his head, painting the adamantium boots red.

They looked at Kazuma and they just saw a slash on the walls, it was a thick slash, like something invisible had cut it. On the ground were four dead goblins without their heads, and to top it off the heads that should have been on the ground weren't there, which meant the strike Kazuma did caused their heads to explode.

There were two goblins still alive that weren't in the arc of that strike, Kazuma got the dagger he got from earlier and threw it at the furthest goblin, right in the face, the sword saint couldn't use the dagger, but he could still throw it and cause damage like that, then the goblin next to him tried to attack, but suddenly the dagger on the little goblins hand disappeared like it was stolen, usurped, and soon its deformed head went flying as the primitive green pest was busy looking to its hand to see Kazuma's sword approaching its neck, it confused where its dagger went, instead of paying attention to the enemy, the little goblin died confused.

Kazuma had used [Usurper] and got the goblins dagger due to his luck, which was now in his left hand, he put the dagger away to use as a throwing weapon. He looked at the damage caused by his proc ability. Yes this arched strike that killed the four goblins was caused by none other than his [Saint's strike].

"I knew it was coming and I held back a lot, I really held back, and this was the result? So this is what it can do, on the third swing of my sword, it will unleash another attack, always, [Saint's strike]… it will always proc a secondary attack, but this is too strong…" The asshole sword saint was having a moment of self-reflection on his abilities, which was ruined by the goddess immediately.

"So that's one of your skills, not bad Kazuma, but mine are infinitely better!"

Kazuma clicked his tongue and turned away, Aqua seeing how Kazuma disliked her comments turned hysterics and ran after Kazuma, saying sorry, that she'll never do it again, all for him to forgive her.

"Kazuma's skill is pretty deadly huh?" Darkness trailed after them.

"It might be great, but it's still far from the awesomeness of my explosion magic, I'll teach it to your body later, Kazuma, Kufufu~." Megumin went with them.

"Hey, Kazuma, this dungeon exploration is quite scary and bloody, and with that ambush earlier I'm a bit afraid now!" Aqua said while clinging and crying to him.

Kazuma sighed, true enough, there was some hesitation within him and in the group about doing these types of quests. "It's inevitable, if we want to kill the Demon King, we need more experience with things like this."

"But, it's dark, bloody and gross Kazuma. Uhhh~" She cried again, as he petted her blue hair.

He put on his deepest, serious voice. "It may be dark and scary and gross, but as long as we're all together, we can face anything...We're comrades, aren't we?"

Oh how he longed to say such a protagonist line, wasn't he such a good guy after all? However the blushes on the three faces after he said 'comrades' made him sweat profusely. How bad was their abandonment issues to feel at home in such a dysfunctional party with an asshole like him in it?

If someone professes their true love for him in the future, he will call it Stockholm syndrome.

So the dungeon crawling began, and ended without much difficulty, because of Kazuma's abnormal luck they ended up finding a lot of loot, a broken gold ore, gold jewelry from dead adventurers who became the little green pest's meals. And evaded traps by sheer luck, of course the useless goddess was caught in all of them, all in all there weren't that many goblins, just a few dozen hiding in the cave, Kazuma was prepared for an army living inside, but it wasn't to be.

Finally they reached the end, an expansive room inside of the cave, and a goblin sitting on a throne made from bones, it grabbed a staff and totems fell down from the sky.

"A goblin shaman!?" Kazuma exclaimed as the totem fired both fire and lighting towards them, with Darkness soaking the damage with pleasure.

Aqua healed her fast, and Kazuma rushed towards the goblin with his sword at the ready, the shaman unleashed lightning from his hands, but the lighting had no effect on the charging Kazuma, it kept hitting his body but it just bounced off without damaging the sword saint, another effect of [Heroic Charge], his body was invulnerable while he charged.

The goblin was surprised by the speed, jumped back like a fast predator, and put a shield out of shamanic magic, it laughed at the charging Kazuma as there was no way to hit it with the magic barrier between them, before it received a cut on the shoulder so deep it made the shaman scream, no defense would slow down Kazuma's attacks, not even a shamanic shield, it was the [True Damage] skill who surpassed every resistance, nothing could nullify his attack.

Before Kazuma could hit it again, it jumped back and flipped itself to the other side of the room, it raged as it tried to heal the deep cut on the shoulder, Kazuma smiled evilly, the shaman was more than 1 meter from the sword saint, thus the sword saint would charge again, and again and again, there was no escaping the sword saint's reach.

Kazuma threw the dagger at its hand that was healing and rushed with [Heroic charge] he picked up Darkness midway by her neck, and with her cries of pleasure at the abuse, she was thrown at the shaman with incredible force, her strong body slammed the goblin's legs, it cried at the woman who dared, he picked up his sharp staff and tried to pierce Darkness, but neither his staff, nor his teeth could take a piece of the crusader who squirmed in the ground.

Kazuma with a smirk arrived fast as lighting and with his third strike, counting the one that he started with the goblin on the other room, he struck the shoulder of the shaman, as if by some force commanding him, the sword saint's blade struck again, faster than anyone could perceive, with the metal of his blade shining blindingly in the dark, dissecting the body in half.

And thus the boss of the dungeon was dead and done for, Kazuma had a few cuts on his clothes, signaling that he received some wounds on this dungeon exploration by some ambushes, but it didn't even shave a lot of HP from him, and Aqua was there to heal him as fast as the wounds appeared, so it seemed that he never lost health in the first place, that's how potent Aqua's healing was. As for the goddess she was healing Darkness on the ground.

"Jeez, Kazuma, you should treat a woman better, look at Darkness squirming on the ground." Aqua complained and he sighed.

"That was great! That's how a boss fight should be! It would only be a greater sight if my explosion magic finished him!"

"Hah~ so good~ Kazuma's the best~" Darkness heaved on the ground at the abuse from Kazuma in earlier fights and on the fight against the shaman.

Kazuma's shadowed face looked at Darkness on the ground, an unfamiliar glint was mixed in with overwhelming lust. "Aqua, Megumin, sorry to burden you with this, but behind the throne there is a switch leading to treasure, can you both go and take it?"

Soon both went with high hopes, opening the secret door, while leaving Kazuma and Darkness behind, the brown-haired champion of Astarte looked at Darkness on the ground and put a hand on her wrists, pinning her onto the ground.

With a bashful face she stared at Kazuma. "W—What are you doing Kazuma?"

"Pushing your fat ass all night, I had to hold it in by fucking both Megumin and Aqua last night, don't play dumb female knight, you know what's happening!"

"W—What do you intend to do with my body, unhand me this instant!" Like a noble knight she tried to resist, but she couldn't get out of his hold, he laughed at her and started removing her armor, as well as her yellow dress, leaving her only with her black bodysuit.

"Is that what you call resistance, even though you should be stronger~? So it seems you want this as much as I do~ To think a female knight, a holy crusader in the service of her god would want to get raped this badly?~" Kazuma was different, he was too aggressive, and his sadism levels had reached the threshold... this was what he was afraid, afraid that Darkness would change his core values. Even if he was an asshole about it, he still got consent to have sex, but right now, he was capable of raping people to turn them into his slaves, that's what he was capable of now and in the future.

Kazuma had changed, and not for the better.

He kneaded her breasts, her nipples straining against the fabric. "Nhoo don't play with my breasts~ noooo~" Darkness was shy as her nipples became erect and sensitive.

"To think you are so shy when it matters, you are really cute Darkness, and it makes it worth it raping you."

He molested her breasts until she climaxed, rubbing her nether lips through the fabric, he saw how wet she was becoming, so with his fingers he tore a whole on the bodysuit on her crotch area, revealing her pink pussy and blonde pubic hair, he pulled his massive cock out from his pants and rested it on her stomach, the thick gross and fat cock spurted out precum with a smell so intense it made Darkness cum again.

"Look, Darkness this is the cock that will rape you and your holes, I'm going to fill you with my semen and my cock is going to shape your pussy so that no other men can have you, you'll be all mine~"

"Nooo~" she tried crawling out but Kazuma was all out of mercy, this was not consensual, this was rape. He speared her virgin body, his hips hitting her muscular thighs, a bulge formed on her ripped stomach as Kazuma's long fat cock rammed her soft insides, blood dripped from her vagina, as she lost her hymen.

"N—Nooo my virginity, my precious hymen, was taken by such a vile man~ ugh~ ahhhhhhh~" A tattoo was formed on her womb, on the navel leading to her pussy, she was penetrated, thus she became a slave, that was the rule of [Blessing of Lust], no being could escape that rule. "I—I am a failure as knight~ To have my virginity taken like this while I serve Lady Eris~ A-And by such a lewd cock~"

"To think you were a virgin Darkness. I never imagined, with your masochistic personality I thought you were taken advantage by many people already!"

"Y—You were the only brute and rotten man to ever defile my body, L—Lady Eris please forgive me~ his gross and fat cock won't conquer me, I promise" she said with her tongue out, and a very red face, she stared at the bulge in her stomach with a bit of hidden glee.

Kazuma laughed. "You say all of these things, but it isn't me who's moving." to reiterate, it was Darkness who was moving her powerful thighs and hips to meet his own. Darkness, who had that pointed out to her, became red and tried to deny it but with her hips still moving, her argument wasn't convincing. Her words had no power as she was the one who was most looking forward to this.

"And look at how this sacred knight, the holy crusader is getting wet around my cock, your leaking so much juices that I can't tell if you're this way or my cock has broken your pussy!"

"Ahn~ it broke my pussy! Your lewd cock ruined my pussy~ how can I face my friends and family now that such a cock has broken my sacred place and is raping my pussy~"

Her slit was forming a large O from the entrance of the fattest cock carved by the goddess of sex and fertility, the sword saint's cock was in a different league than her own fingers, it massaged every single pleasure point inside her walls, the female juices were running down and dripping on his cock and making a mess out of the ground as he pounded her to the floor as she continued to moan in pleasure.

"You'll be able to face them, Darkness, I'll be there with you, I am a man that takes responsibility~ but even so Darkness aren't your massive breasts lonely? Let me help you with that~" He grabbed both breasts and started playing with them, with a harsh tug he pinched both nipples and lifted them up with two fingers each, his hips not relenting even one bit after Darkness 13th orgasm.

"Nhoo~ if you play with my breasts and nipples like that~ they're too sensitive my mind won't hold out~" her breasts were being pulled by her nipples, causing a pain that was pleasurable to the masochist.

"Darkness, stretch out your tongue~" She had no choice but to obey, her pink tongue was stretched and he captured that cute tongue with his mouth and led it to her lips, kissing her fully.

'My first kiss, Kazuma, so good~ Kazuma, Kazuma, Kazuma~' her eyes turned to hearts as she tried to clumsily kissed him back, and he obliged her, never letting her lips go, only giving moments of breathing room as the kissing session continued, of course he never neglected the movements of his hips, and how cozy her womb was, how creamy her walls were as she tightened around him, this was a more mature pussy compared to Megumin's childish and tiny one, and it was equally pleasurable.

"Kazuma~" As for Darkness, she struggled with the massive hard cock inside of her, making a mess, it was so beefy and strong and it had a curve that made it easy to hit her walls and push her body to the limit every time. He was fucking her senseless, that's what her masochistic desires wanted.

Behind the room, both Aqua and Megumin returned with the treasure, but they were now watching Kazuma have sex with Darkness, it wasn't the place to intrude, but since the sight was so hot, both started masturbating, their pussies were easy to reach because of their small skirts.

"Here it comes Darkness~ prepare your womb for hot cum."

"No, K—Kazuma, today is not a safe day so I can get pregnant, please cum outside~ ahn~" it was futile, Darkness pleas went unanswered as the tip of his cock, which was inside of her womb unleashed ropes and ropes of cum, Darkness's mind broke as she felt the hot liquid invading and filling up her womb until the brim, the pumps from the cock didn't stop until three minutes had passed, this time he plugged her pussy nice with his cock, only letting a few drops fall and soon her stomach inflated and she looked like she was pregnant for six months.

Kazuma took out the 40 cm cock and saw a geyser of white cum pulsing out from her pussy, he was disappointed that another flimsy pussy couldn't hold in all his 'gift'.

"Another useless pussy I have slain," he looked to the side, with an aloof tone, like he was some badass swordsman... he wasn't.

He was still hard so he flipped the mind broken Darkness and thrust inside of her ass taking her last virginity, if you didn't count her mouth-pussy virginity, and an hour later, Kazuma raised himself, with Darkness twitching on the ground, full of his cum on her skin and on her bodysuit, her tongue lewdly slurping pools of his semen on the ground, her butt was red from being slapped and she was slapped so hard there were a few droplets of blood running down her backside, but she liked being hurt by Kazuma more than she was willing to admit, she loved it, she wanted him to punch her, to kick her, to physically abuse her.

After a while Darkness dressed herself. "T-To think such a vile man is my party leader, what do I do~" she breathed hard, with her eyes looking like hearts.

"Hey, rotten knight, it was in the fine print that you would have constant sex with me, don't regret when you agreed, no—begged to join us."

Soon, Aqua and Megumin 'returned' with the hidden treasure, Kazuma's luck was influencing how much treasure they would find, 'And to think people call luck useless, they are ignorant of the true nature of the world.'

Kazuma was a bit skeptical that they would return an hour later, with flushed expressions like that, but it was okay in the end, the only thing that was not okay is that he succumbed to his own desires and raped a girl, not against her will not fully, but he didn't get consent like when he had sex with Aqua or Megumin, and that meant that his morality had deteriorated, and that he would now be okay withy doing darker things. He wasn't an evil person per say, but he was on the wrong side of the scale.

They traversed the cavern again as he explained to Darkness that she was now his slave and that womb tattoo was the mark of a slave, he told her that he had enslaved the thief Chris, earlier on, and that his power worked by penetrating the mouth, vagina or asshole with his cock, and that with each partner he took, and the more sex he had, the more powerful he would grow.

Since the three girls clung to him with a smile on their faces and they had a blast together, then he decided he wasn't that bad, he had people who accepted his debilitating flaws, how much of a prick he was, and he in turn accepted them with all their debilitating flaws and their desires, he wasn't causing trouble and shied away from being a hero, well, in truth he just wanted to laze about, have money and power and women, that was it, simple, earthly desires.

They arrived at another open area in the caves, one they passed before, the dead bodies of the goblins were still there, but then a shadow appeared from above, with a staff and priestly robes, green skin and a vicious stare, not different from the goblin shaman. "A goblin priest!" Darkness exclaimed.

"Huh? What? He's a priest?! What mockery is this!" Aqua raged at the green goblin who dared.

"Hmm, he's grabbing something!"

The goblin priest grabbed a horn and with a blow a loud noise came out of it, with it, many goblins infested the room, as if they were summoned by it, there were hundreds of them, Aqua screamed in fear and hid behind Darkness who had a blush at how many monsters wanted to rip her to shreds, but the problem was Megumin. "S—So many of them, my desires cannot be c—contained"

"Hey, don't you dare!"

She chanted at the army of goblins, as they looked down to the bright light. "Megumin! What did I tell you!" Kazuma yelled in irritation as it was too late, the chant was already complete.

"Explosion!~~~" The cave blew up, scalding hot, erasing every goblin from existence, Kazuma grabbed the smug Megumin and Darkness grabbed the crying Aqua and both ran like hell from the cave as the rocks fell down, the cave becoming unstable, and a hot corridor of blazing hot flames chased them, the blonde crusader looked to the flames chasing them with a blush.

Kazuma had an irritated look and punched her in the eye with his sadistic tendencies surfacing.

"Don't you dare." prohibiting Darkness to slow down. Darkness looked at Kazuma with wanton need after being physically abused and hurried up with the crying and hysterical Aqua on her arms, her arms flying for the exit.

Finally they jumped out as the fire corridor blasted the entrance apart and the rocks fell, caving in the entrance completely, they landed with Kazuma panting and Megumin, looking entirely smug at her beautiful explosion. Kazuma looked at her and looked at Aqua who was traumatized, he put a finger on her skull and screwed it in her temple, making it hurt a bit as he scolded the thirteen-year-old Arch wizard. She looked a bit regretful after that.

But then, he gently pat all of them for a job well done, and Aqua's trauma was magically gone. He grabbed the treasure bag they brought in to put everything they found, it was full of stuff to sell, jewelry and money.

"Hey, let's return home, Darkness, Megumin, Aqua, I'll be paying for breakfast!~" He grinned at them and they blushed. He carried Megumin with a princess carry with one hand, as they walked back home. The three girls finally breathed sighs of relief, the man they loved wouldn't abandon them for their faults, because he was as flawed as them.

Arriving at the guild, they couldn't get additional money for the goblin shaman and priest, because the cave caved in, and the bodies were disintegrated. Megumin sincerely apologized since Kazuma was the one in charge of financing the group, as the other three were slaves, he got the reward alone as he flirted with the guild's counter lady again. This time he was able to caress her shoulders while she blushed, and he even stole a cheek kiss.

On this mission, he got 200,000 Eris; and he sold the rare items, jewelry and more for 1,800,000 Eris; the money scattered in the cave was about 50.000 Eris. So in total, from this mission alone, he got 2,005,000 Eris, a small fortune that common people had trouble getting even if they worked all year long. He got it all in a day.

And it was all due to the rare items he sold.

Who was the one that told him that luck was a useless stat? He grinned.

Part 5

It was a few days after the first dungeon exploration, the group met frequently at the tavern and after enjoying the finer things in life, they would pick a quest up and finish it, of course since Kazuma had his lust ever increasing, he also did many perverted acts towards the group and since the slave mark would continuously make the slaves fonder to their master, the girls became even more loving towards him, and he to them. Chris would sometimes drop by and spend the day with him, she even offered up her virginity to him, it would be lying if he didn't take the opportunity to pound her tiny Loli pussy.

But returning to today, something happened as they were enjoying their lunch. "Emergency quest! Emergency quest! All adventurers in town, please gather at the Adventurers' guild! I repeat, emergency quest! All adventurers in town, please gather at the Adventurers' guild!"

The loud broadcast could be heard throughout the entire town, Kazuma irritably cleaned his ears and sighed as he took another swing of his booze. Aqua was getting wasted to his side and he rather not see that. To think the sound could be amplified through magic as well. "Hey, what are emergency quests? Are orcs invading the town or what?"

The sword saint was a bit uneasy, but then again, he was a cheat in itself, his stats had reached the high 2000 just yesterday so he was still high from happiness. Darkness and Megumin were elated somehow. 'Oh, for the love of Astarte, are they going to do the same arrogant/masochist routine?'

Darkness said joyfully to the brown-haired sword saint, "...Erm Kazuma, it's probably harvesting cabbages. It's the season for them."

'Cabbages? don't tell me we have to collect them, do we? I didn't choose the auto-attacking sword saint class to pick up cabbages!'

"Cabbages? Don't tell me, some type of monsters?" Kazuma wanted it to be a lie, that somehow it was a monster, he was feeling quite battle hungry lately. It must be the number of monsters and demi-humans he and his group killed. But somehow, they looked pitifully at him.

"Cabbage is something round green and edible"

"It is crunchy and refreshing, a delicious vegetable."

Both Megumin and Darkness explained what a cabbage was, Kazuma's eyes twitched at them in silent rage, Darkness noted and flinched in pleasure. "I know that, I was wondering why the emergency quest. So the farmers are too incompetent and need help from adventures to harvest them?"

Kazuma worked as a construction worker, he helped at a farm so he could have the shed, but he wasn't doing a collecting quest at this stage. Unless it was a legendary item or ingredient, herbs, vegetables, and other stuff could go to hell.

"Ah… Kazuma doesn't know. Let me tell you, the cabbages of this world, they—"

As the blue-haired goddess was about to tell him, the guild staff interrupted them. "I apologize for gathering you in such a short notice! But it's time to harvest the high-quality cabbages this year! Each one is worth 10,000 Eris! We have already evacuated all of the citizens, so harvest them as much as you like, but please be careful to not hurt yourselves on their counterattack!"

"Ah, Lord Kazuma, you and your group will help, yes?" The counter lady who was explaining suddenly hugged the sword saint, the asshole who didn't want to do a harvest quest, suddenly turned into a charmer, pushing himself to her, he gave her a smile.

"Sure." he said in the manliest voice he could.

She blushed, to think the great sword saint would help them because she asked, she was just a secretary! "T—Thank you, Lord Kazuma..." she sighed. The three behind him glared fiercely at the guild lady.

Kazuma should only be lovey-dovey with them not the guild bitch.

Leading the group outside of the gates, Kazuma stumbled into an amazing sight. Amazingly stupid…

"Don't worry, I'll protect everyone. Kazuma, stay near me, and we'll win this" Darkness said in her serious noble persona.

The sky was cloudy. Green round objects, with googly black eyes, flying around the sky in swarms befitting of locust swarms. 'What is this?'

Aqua hugged his side, she smiled at him. Damn, she was so cute in moments like these. "The cabbages of this world can fly. When their taste ripens during harvest season, they fly through cities, plains, the continent and the ocean, unwilling to be eaten, since that's the case, people harvest them by killing them when they are flying, since they are delicious!"

The swarm was large, like thousands of green points in the sky.

"Looks like it will be rough this year..." a serious looking older man said near him.

Megumin's crimson eyes glowed, as she posed in front of all of them.

"A storm is coming." she flipped her staff with one hand as a wind blew over her cape.

As he heard Aqua's description and Megumin's cringy lines, Kazuma sighed, irritated. "Kill me."

What grave sin must he have committed to have to fight flying cabbages? Was it because of his massive libido and his tendency to manipulate girls into sex? Was it because he raped Darkness even though she was totally okay with it later? For the love of Astarte, he hoped his adventure wouldn't turn even stupider from here.

"It's harvest time!" the adventures all cheered.

-Quest-

Defeat all the flying cabbages heading for the city[...]

Rewards::10,000 Eris per cabbage.

As the adventurers rushed forward to combat the cabbages, Kazuma's irritation was reaching the critical point. He had purchased a special skill for groups of enemies like these who came in hordes, his main AOE attack was the [Saint's strike] passive, so to go in conjunction with it, he bought a speed modifier to his attacks, another passive skill that was purchased using 3 skill points.

[Saint's Frenzy—passive]

Every slash of the sword multiplies your attack speed until the battle is over.

Another vague skill, what was going on with this class? It said it would increase the attack speed, so by having that in conjunction with a proc attack made those two skills a lot more appealing together, but it didn't inform him of how much would it be increased, if it had any limits or restrictions worth noting, it was hard to even find faults with the skill because it was so vague.

It would have to do for now…

He struck three at the same time as they bounced around, they were difficult to hit, but as he had the [Saint's presence] they were all small fry, although most adventurers were having trouble apparently. And to complete it they had to carry the cabbages to water tanks nearby that the guild put. Aqua who was greedy, wanted them to split the rewards this time, so this time they would collect their bounties individually instead of making him manage their budget. It was strange, so he made a mental note to ask her later why.

Kazuma went for another slash and this time his body moved noticeably faster, so this was [Saint's frenzy] at work! He thought that attack speed was nice, really nice.

He went for another slash, this time he rushed a group with his charge, as he made his third strike [Saint's strike] activated and, while holding back, his slash was able to take more than 20 of those little cabbages down. He smiled.

"Oh, Look at that! He's so strong and noble!"

"Isn't that the... the Lord Sword Saint?!"

"I need to learn from his heroic example!"

Such compliments reached his ears, he almost made an evil laugh in public as his pride and ego was stroked. Aqua, Megumin and Darkness looked at the adoration thrown at him with creeped out eyes, as if he didn't deserve the praise, as if he were the farthest away from being 'noble' and 'heroic'.

"Alright, see for yourself Kazuma, this knight who protects this town~" Darkness, who wanted to prove herself, went forward and started striking at the cabbages, but since she only put points into being a meat shield, her sword attacks didn't reach any enemy, and she was left hitting the air.

"H—He's looking like he wants to punish me, t—this disgraceful knight who can't hit anything, please look at me Kazuma, see this shameless female knight for who she truly is~" she accidentally ran into one of them and they spontaneously died of blunt force trauma. Making Kazuma sweat from the sheer force behind her body, she wasn't this strong last week!

Darkness wasn't paying attention, she was just thinking of ways he was going to punish her, she hoped he would use the rope on her again, perhaps he would put a leash around her neck and let her walk around with him naked, like a good slut. Perhaps he would buy a whip to scar her skin, she could barely wait.

As Kazuma lazily walked, slashing in various directions as his attacks got faster and faster, he was starting to enjoy his new class, it had such satisfying cohesion between his passive skills.

A cabbage hit a male adventurer right in the chest, destroying the metal armor, as many aggregated and were about to attack him as he was down on the ground.

Darkness came to the rescue, as she provided a good meat shield, the cabbages hit her fully, and they died by the impact, as her armor was continuously being destroyed, leaving her in only her black bodysuit, the adventurers all cheered for her, just like Kazuma they all saw her saintly and noble attitude to protect one of their own.

As Kazuma saw this, he looked at the turned-on Darkness as she endured those hits, Kazuma was sure her body was harder than her own adamantium armor. As her noble words left her mouth, Kazuma was sure the adventurers didn't see her face because it was bright red, she was getting a charge out of the situation.

"How shameful, so filthy" she whispered as Kazuma charged to her side, slashing for the third time, now with full force, his [Saint's strike] was activated, cutting a long line through countless cabbages, he was praised by the adventurers for saving the female knight who sacrificed so much of herself for one of their own.

Then they saw the female knight grabbing Kazuma, with Kazuma also grabbing Darkness, they didn't see the crusader's or the sword saint's faces, but they knew that this was love, they were sure the female knight was being comforted by the sword saint. But they didn't see the reality.

Darkness was mad that Kazuma got rid of her source of pain, so she was grabbing his collar, Kazuma who got irritated grabbed her breasts roughly and twisted to make her feel pain, she collapsed on his chest, and he grabbed her hand. "Incredible~~" she whispered to his ear.

To the adventurers it all felt very romantic as Kazuma dashed with Darkness as they killed the cabbages, with Kazuma rushing and charging forward, with the female knight by his side. But the reality was that Kazuma was using his charge skill while grabbing Darkness by the hand, ankles or neck, as he slashed ever faster, now his reaching three times the speed of sound, and he was dragging Darkness along, so she was hitting the ground at three times the speed of sound, she enjoyed the abuse so much, she climaxed three times.

Kazuma also swung her body and hit many cabbages as he used her as a glorified baseball bat. All the while the adventurers looked at them as a couple of hardened knights that were in love.

Aqua looked at them with grossed out eyes, and Megumin sighed. Speaking of the Arch wizard, she glared at the clump that was around Kazuma, like a swarm of locusts, there were thousands of them, she couldn't wait any longer!

"None can stand in opposition of my lethal explosion magic." she clutched her staff lewdly, with a blush on her face.

"Could I possibly resist the urge to unleash explosion magic when faced with such a massive enemy army?" she moaned as she stroked her staff.

"No, I can't!" she made a long chant as the sky darkened, magic energy out of this world gathered as Kazuma gleefully stood in the field, hitting a multitude of enemies as Darkness who had a fucked stupid face was dragged along in his mad frenzy.

"Explosion!"

Kazuma was hit dead center, but he didn't die because he was charging, but the enemy he was charging disappeared, so he changed the target to Aqua and rushed towards her at Mach 5, of course he stopped earlier, he didn't want to kill her, but the wind knocked her to the ground, making her basket full of cabbage spill.

Since Kazuma changed targets, his charging invulnerability dropped for a split second, making his clothes singed and burning, he had some 1st degree burns as he escaped the inferno with Darkness, and the blonde crusader who didn't have Kazuma's invulnerability was hit with the worst that the inferno could offer, so she should have been quite burned, but only her clothes were catching fire, her skin was still able and soft, without a single wound as she enjoyed the burning. Aqua complained but then went to heal both him and Darkness of their wounds.

Kazuma took a bite out of the fried cabbages who were being cooked in the tavern. "I don't get it. How in the world can a regular cabbage stir-fry be this good? I don't get it!"

The cabbage hunt quest ended and now the group was enjoying the results, the dishes served from cabbages harvested. The brown-haired sword saint agreed to the quest because it was so profitable, and the counter lady asked him to. But still he regretted a little, fighting flying cabbages of all things!

He didn't come to another world to battle cabbages!

"Way to go, Darkness!" Aqua was saying. "You really are a Crusader. Those vegetables didn't stand a chance against your iron defense!"

"Oh, no," Darkness replied, "I'm just tough. I'm clumsy and not very quick, so I can hardly hit anything with a sword. Acting as a human wall to protect my party is my only real talent."

She paused. "That's why Megumin and Kazuma are impressive. Kazuma mowed down thousands of them and Megumin's the one who brought down in one magnificent explosion all those cabbages. You both sure took all the adventurers there by surprise!"

Kazuma was there with a look wanting more praise.

"Heh-heh-heh. None can stand against my Explosion spell." Megumin took a breath. "Really, though, Kazuma was remarkable. After I'd collapsed from my spell, he rushed out, collected me, and brought me back."

Kazuma had a gloating look as they continued to praise him.

"True," Darkness said. "When I was surrounded by cabbages all making me their punching bag, it was Kazuma who appeared. You saved me and even used my body as a bat to kill the cabbages, Kazuma. I thank you."

Kazuma was now blushing over their praise, ah it wasn't much, just an expert use of his passive abilities, his gamer mind worked hard to see the exploits that could be used.

"I saw him use the Usurper skill on many of those cabbages, how many did he even collect?" asked Megumin. "It was like watching a dark hero at work."

Kazuma's head was so big it might explode by this point.

Aqua finished her cabbages and loudly placed her plates down, the useless goddess who chased all the cabbages without any plans, and was only good at doing that 'wonders of nature' thing and healing the downed adventurers, wiped her mouth and said. "Kazuma… By my name, I hereby give you the title 'Elegant Cabbage Thief.'"

Kazuma slapped Aqua's cheeks hard, she sat down with a crying face, Darkness was certainly jealous. "That's ridiculous! If anyone ever calls me that title, I'll pop 'em right in the mouth! Arrrrgh, how did things come to this…?"

"Kazuma, you are pretty brutal sometimes..." said Megumin. Darkness praised how much of a sadist he was becoming. With Aqua crying for a little bit. The night continued with Kazuma and the others ordering more food and more booze and alcohol, truly they were addicted to the substance. All four were getting wasted on the beer.

Aqua, who recovered from the slap thirty minutes ago, gulped her glass full of beer in one shot and said with a happy-go-lucky face. "Hee-hee! Our group is starting to look impressive, huh? There's me, the Arch-Priest who specializes in healing. Megumin, the Arch-Wizard who specializes in high area damage. Darkness, the Holy Crusader who specializes in frontline defense. Kazuma, the Sword Saint who specializes in close quarters. How many parties are there, where all the four members are from advanced classes, huh, Kazuma? You should be lucky to have us as slaves don't you think!? You ought to be grateful!"

Aqua smiled leisurely, she seemed so pleased, Kazuma wished he was blissfully dumb as she was. A mage who could use only one spell once a day and was too arrogant for her own good, a vanguard that couldn't hit and was a masochist through and through, a priest who was dumb as bricks, had poor luck and was useless, a swordsman who was an asshole rapist, slaver and now a sadist. What was good about this party!? And it seemed most of the adventurers here were gaining respect for them, for them! Kazuma chuckled evilly at the irony.

Kazuma paid for the tab and they moved through the night, 4 drunk teenagers who hit and punched any pervert for getting close, supporting each other until they arrived at an inn, drunk as hell, they still wanted to have sex all night, they were addicted. Kazuma waved at the counter at the girl managing things and somehow was able to rent a suite while drunk, Darkness dragged Megumin who was almost falling at the stairs, and Aqua pushed Kazuma's back on the stairs, they rolled in their room and they started having sex.

And so the sword saint fucked Aqua's goddess pussy, Megumin's tiny pussy and Darkness slutty pussy all night, he fucked all of their holes thoroughly, like he did every day in the past week, their addicted bodies were thoroughly stained after their long session as they hugged him and they slept, Kazuma not caring about his own semen on his skin as he became even more degenerate than he was before.

Part 6

It was important to relate that Kazuma's level was now 11. This meant that he leveled up three times during the cabbage harvest. To think that they were that heavy in exp, he had no idea there were so many things that would have liked to complain about, but it would be a pain.

'You lose when you take issue with how this world works, be thankful you were given such an opportunity by Lady Astarte, bless her soul' thought Kazuma to himself.

One head of cabbage was worth 10,000 Eris. The bounty was so high because eating it gave you a lot of experience points. This meant the rich people of this world could get stronger by just eating food that had the highest quality and highest exp Yield.

With the rise of his level, his skill points had increased, as to why the RPG like system came to be, that was too much of a hassle for the asshole Kazuma to research, so he was content to only reap the benefits of such a system. He didn't care as long as he was benefiting from it.

He had three skill points and he spent it all on a very nifty skill, this time it was not a passive! He saw it in the card, as he observed so many adventurers who wielded bows, and who threw swords and stuff at the enemy. And so the skill appeared on the Adventurers Card and it was great.

[Saint's Throw—5 sec—Heroic blink]

Throw a blade at incredible speeds and teleport to it whenever the user's desires.

How many times has he gotten a skill that was vague and contained little to no information? True, he knew how it worked, but there wasn't an extensive inner-working explanation about it, all he knew that he could throw any blade within 5 seconds of each other, that was the cooldown, however Heroic blink, the second part of the ability made him pause, that meant that even if the sword didn't accurately hit an enemy, he would still be able to teleport to the blade.

This was his second activatable ability, and he had a feeling it would be a long while until he found another cooldown ability. The rest of his points would be spent trying to get the rest of his skill tree as a sword saint, that meant more passives on top of passives.

As for any magic it seemed like a lost cause, even after a week full of sex between three female partners, his magic was still in the 9, even when he powered up, sometimes a point wasn't even added after a level up.

He had no talent for magic, proof of it that the stat was still one point below 10, the average that the world had.

But perhaps in the future he could learn a few simple spells that did not consume many skill points, he could hope. But an advanced spell like Megumin's explosion was out of the table. After all, if Megumin, who now had 10,000 magic on her stats, could barely hold herself after casting it, he would probably die if he did the same. Anyways all her stat points were spent on upgrading that spell, so maybe the insane mana consumption was derivative of that.

Basic spells would cost 1-10 skill points for his class if his intuition is right, and intermediary spells would cost 40-80 points, it was too expensive, and a waste.

For great talents that could choose top-tier jobs right from the beginning, it wasn't strange for them to start with dozens or more skill points. He was a special case, since he wasn't talented from the get-go, and only got the stats necessary to change into top-tier jobs with having sex on the daily, he didn't get skill points, in fact he got 0. Megumin and Darkness were truly privileged form the very beginning, as they had dozens upon dozens.

So no matter how much he tried, those two would always have the advantage when it came to skill points and stupidly powerful skills, and it showed with how broken Darkness was when it came for defense. And Megumin pseudo-nuclear one-shot spell.

As for Aqua… She had unlimited skill points from the start, that meant that she already had all the spells from the very beginning and had already maxed all of them like crazy. Truly a cheater.

After learning the new skill, the afternoon was Kazuma and the others upgrading their gear. His equipment was burned from Megumin's explosion, but his short sword was still good.

Kazuma, while thinking armor in his old RPG games looked cool back then, when you see it in real life and how clunky it is, things change, so he went for the comfortable things, he despised mail and plate armor, and scooted away from leather armor as well.

The most he was comfortable using was leather pants and a few leather guards, spending money on expensive blades seemed like a waste considering his [True Damage] passive.

"Why do I have to tag along and shop with you?" said Aqua.

"Aren't your equipment a little dress and a flimsy piece of pink cloth hanging around your neck?" he retorted. He hadn't seen her change that piece of clothing except when she dressed in her pajamas, he had seen her putting that Hagoromo to dry in the sun like hay.

"Don't be stupid—I think you forgotten that I am a goddess Kazuma! This Hagoromo is a holy relic. It can defend against all abnormal statuses and has great durability, it's enchanted with all sorts of magic, a precious artifact worthy of being wielded by me! There is no better equipment than this!"

'Then It's best not to dry it like hay' Kazuma wanted to return this but was too frustrated.

"Huh? That's great news. If we really get bad in debt then we can auction off your holy relic...Oh… this white shirt, this is good..." Kazuma was drawn to really simple and cheap equipment, seeing that he hasn't bought a better sword or better armor, he wanted comfortable stuff above all else.

"Ka—Kazuma, you are joking right? This Hagoromo is proof of my divinity! You, you won't really sell it right? Hey? I can't allow it!"

Since Aqua wasn't going to buy anything, he bought Megumin a more powerful staff and Darkness another bodysuit and skirt, because her old ones were shredded, and left her armor for repairs. As for him, because he kept getting stats like crazy after having sex, his body started to change to accommodate his newfound strength endurance and agility, that meant that he started to shoot up in height. He was still sixteen years old, so a growth spurt while uncommon was not unheard of, but to grow to 173 cm in just two weeks, that was an 8 cm increase, which was very disconcerting.

Neither his parents were very tall, so he had to wonder, it was really the stats increased messing with the makeup of his body. Well, if it didn't get in the way, it was fine he guessed. As for his new attire, he bought a white shirt with a wide v-collar, which showed his chest, who was slightly gaining muscle. Dark-brown leather pants, brown boots and a leather belt which had a few straps, one for his main short-sword, and two with normal daggers for his throwing ability.

It was almost the same style from before, but the materials used were more expensive and comfortable, and great if he would ever purchase a horse or ride one, this was perfect in his opinion, true, the attire didn't have protection against most attacks, but he was quite confident in his 'invincibility frames' whenever he charged, and he had to drive the point home, this was super comfortable to wear, and that was the main reason he stuck with this style.

Then again, it was maybe to look badass in the battlefield, a sword saint with no armor that was a sight. A shield was a no-go, the sword-saint class wouldn't allow to use anything else but blades.

Of course he was then made fun of by Aqua and Darkness for some reason or another, and the Arch-Wizard was still drooling over her new staff. Now that the new equipment was sorted, he was looking for another quest, one that he could laze about.

"Now is the mating season for the Giant Toads and they have been showing up near town, how about—" said Darkness.

"No toads!" both Megumin and Aqua retorted.

"...Why not? Toads fear blades and are easy to take down, their sole mode of attack is grabbing prey with their tongues. The toad meat could be sold for easy money. I heard you might get eaten if your equipment is too weak, but since Kazuma has blades here, there shouldn't be a problem, toads hate metal, and he, as the sword saint can protect you both."

"Hrm...The two of them were eaten by toads before, so they have some trauma from that. They were eaten head-first and covered in slime, so it can't be helped. Let's find another quest."

Darkness face turned red after hearing Kazuma's explanation. "...Eaten head-first in one gulp...covered in slime..."

"...Did that turn you on?"

"No." the blonde-haired girl averted her beautiful blue eyes as she answered the brown-haired sword saint.

He kicked her in the ass. "Answer me truthfully you blonde slut." the sadistic side came out unexpectedly.

"Yes~. I am, sorry~" the blonde massaged her big butt with a red face. Both not caring for the adventurers seeing their S&M antics they were way past the point of caring. The brown-haired boy wondered if she would hunt the toads when they were not looking, then again she wouldn't take her armor off and would probably be a repellent for the toads.

"The emergency quest aside, let's pick some quest near town, I'm not in the mood for traveling to forests or creaks or dungeons." Megumin and Darkness went to the bulletin board after hearing his suggestion.

"Hey, Aqua, should we give up on adventuring and get into a profession where my luck could get us richer and we could live like kings?"

"Oh~, that sounds great, you have so much luck you could get us richer in no time!"

"Let's give up on the demon king..."

"Wait no!"

'Well, it was worth a try' thought Kazuma as he led the complaining goddess to the board. But not before stealing glances at Darkness, he knew it already but since she wasn't wearing her armor or bodysuit, she wore a black skirt and a skin-tight tank-top, she had such a great figure, boobs bigger than her head, hips wider than the sea, thighs that could crush a watermelon, abs that could grind diamonds, she was the perfect sporty girl, buff and curvy. She blushed when the sword-saint leered at her with perverted thoughts, but she felt her heart beat faster at the attention given.

"Hey, Aqua is still level 4, how about we take a quest that could help her level up?"

"What do you mean? Is there such a quest?" asked Darkness.

It's normally hard for priests and clerics to level up since they rarely kill things, they lack most offensive spells, though Aqua had some, they were rarely used. "Having said that, the best enemies for clerics and other healers are undead. Undeads are a race that goes against the gods, so most priests become their greatest predators since their powers are so damaging to the undead."

Since Kazuma and the others increased their stats while leveling, shouldn't Aqua increase hers too? There is an argument to be made that if she gets to a higher level, maybe she won't be so dumb.

"Yes, that seems fine and all. But don't forget that Darkness' armor isn't ready..." anounced Megumin. Darkness crossed her arms. "I am fine with it, my full set of endurances and defensive skills are not for show. Even without my armor, my body is harder than even adamantite, and it feels better without armor when I get hit."

Kazuma sighed. "Listen, isn't your armor made of adamantite?"

"Yes, what of it?" asked Darkness who was confused.

"Then what's the point of your armor when your body is harder and more durable than it!?" asked Kazuma with rage in his eyes at her airheadedness.

"Oh..." as she realized, Kazuma kicked her in the ass again.

Part 7

On a hill 500 metres away from town there was a public cemetery for those unfortunate in the financial aspect of their lives, summarizing it was the cemetery of the poor and homeless. It was of note that the dead were buried on this world, he had to confirm it because new worlds, new set of rules.

But burials were the norm here. A hole would be dug and the dead would be covered with earth. This time their quest was defeating undead who were emerging from the cemetery. At dusk they set up camp near the cemetery and waited until night to fall, 'waiting' meaning full blown animalistic sex between the four of them, until it was time to do the quest.

-Quest-

Defeat the Zombie Maker in the cemetery[...]

Rewards::750,000 Eris.

"It's getting cold. Hey Kazuma, our quest is to defeat the Zombie Maker person, right? I have a feeling it won't be a small fry like that, but a bigshot undead." commented Aqua, it was late at night and the full moon had risen, it was time for the quest to start.

"Don't say something so ominous, what if you jinx it! Anyways, we murderize that Zombie Maker fellow and kill any zombies we find, we do that and we go back to the shed, alright?"

Everyone agreed with Kazuma, it was about time, they were entering the cemetery, Aqua was gulping in fear, Darkness and Meguimn were for the most part okay, and Kazuma was having flashbacks of his time playing horror games, they weren't pleasant flashbacks. It was good that Kazuma with his [Sword Saint's presence], one of its benefits was the ability to sense enemies.

Aqua's words were ominous but nothing like that would happen, right? He hoped so, as strong as they might be, against a really tough enemy it might be hard. "Wait, how many…? There are dozens… I'm sensing dozens of enemies" there was a lightshow in the middle of the cemetery, blue lights rising to the sky, all evil and fantasy-like. "What the- There's something really powerful here! Like really powerful…!" At the center of the lights there was a magic circle and a lone figure with black robes.

"Hrmmm… I don't think that's a zombie maker, what...what do you think?" asked Megumin who didn't sound confident. It was noted there were several floating shadows near the robed fellow.

"Even if it isn't the Zombie Maker… I'll try to subdue it, at this time there aren't going to be any homeless trying to pray for their dead daughter or son, so it's probably an undead doing a shady business, you guys follow up with me, remember, Aqua is the one that needs to kill them so she can gain a few levels." discussed Kazuma as he formulated their plan.

This time without a sword, he charged, the figure barely reacted before Kazuma put it in a chokehold. "Ahhh~ please, w-who are y-you...ahn please release me, the magic circle, the magic circle." A very feminine voice, who was obviously startled, struggled against his hold, but he was firm, she complained about how his charge stomped her circle of magic as the strange lights started going away.

Aqua arrived near Kazuma and the robed figure who was being held, and while she was on the chokehold, the bastard Kazuma started molesting the robed figure with his hips. Aqua had a few choice words to say. "You are noisy little lich! You must be thinking of using this suspicious magic circle for some devious ritual, screw your ritual, I will stomp it!"

A lich, a powerful magic caster who deserted their mortal bodies and became immortals known as the overlords of death, a powerful monster akin to an end game boss, and he was holding it hostage like this, so easily, the woman in his arms, now that he was close, had an amazing curvy figure lying underneath, that figure could rival, and maybe even beat Darkness in the curves department, but Darkness still had the advantage of being buff, which honestly appealed to him.

Since knowing she was undead, that still didn't stop him from humping her ass a bit, she didn't notice as she was still shocked. Besides the humping and holding her down, Kazuma had no idea of what to do, this woman was not the zombie maker, she was a lich but she was so weak that every passing hoolingan could rape her and use all of her holes as entertainment and she wouldn't be able to fight back.

"Stop. P-Please stop. T-This magic circle is used to send the wandering spirits to heaven. Look the spirits were floating from the magic circle and were raising up to the sky along with the light, right?" she struggled again in his arms but he wasn't going to let her go. But just as the female lich said, the spirits were indeed floating to heaven, Kazuma could even see the old men with serene smiles as they raised to the sky. That serene smile pissed him off, why did those dirt poor old men that died on the side of the street look like they achieved nirvana? Fuck them! Those were his basic thoughts as an asshole.

But there were some children too, their spirits were crying, somehow this hit Kazuma in his black heart, even he could be compassionate sometimes, you know?

"Huh!? A lich performing this benevolent job, don't joke with me! Only priests like me can do such benevolent acts! So shoo away, I hope Kazuma rapes you, he seems the the to like necro!" said Aqua kicking the held female lich in the face.

"Hey!" retorted Kazuma at the necro part.

"Heh?" The woman in his arms struggled more, now that she knew his true nature and the threat of being raped, but it was useless, he was too strong.

"What's more, you are so weak~ taking this much time, watch me purify the whole cemetery along with an undead lich like you!"

"Eh? Wait stop." The woman's arms shone purple and he felt his stamina, health and mana drain.

"Stop that or I'll rape your asshole so much it will leave a permanent gape the size of a polearm." threatened Kazuma with a low voice right in her ear, she squealed and obeyed him, her tears were threatening to get out.

Aqua ignored the lich's protests. "Turn undead-!" A white light flooded the cemetery, all zombies, spirits and everything were being purified by that light.

"Hyaa~ My b-body is fading? Stop, my body is disappearing, I don't want to die."

So, the little lich in his arms still didn't want to die, he might be an asshole, but when it came for sentient beings, he was such a sap still.

Kazuma's low voice rang out. "Stop Aqua."

"Hahaha! Foolish lich! Your existence goes against the laws of nature, an undead which defies the will of the gods! Disappear, be vanquished by my holy power!"

"I ordered you to stop Aqua." Kazuma glared harshly, the tattoo in Aqua's womb shined pink and the spell was over, she was stopped in her tracks as she felt the full weight of the power he had over her, she was his slave.

"B-But Kazuma! W-why did you stop me!?" she complained, the goddess had no shred of compassion at all huh?

"She is here for a reason Aqua, let's hear it. What's your name?" he released her and her hood fell down, wavy brown hair, gorgeous face, black eyes, with the appearance of a 20-year-old. "T-thank, for sparing me, You are all correct, I'm a lich, my name is Wiz."

'Hum, I thought liches were supposed to be all bones. But I held her, she had a lot of meat underneath those clothes~' were Kazuma's lecherous thoughts. "Wiz, what are you doing in this cemetery? You said you wanted to send the spirits to heaven right? Why a lich like you doing something like this?"

"W-why are you trying to get close to her Kazuma? she'll corrupt you! Let me cast turn undead on her!" Aqua became agitated, but with Wiz hiding behind her would-be rapist, Kazuma's stern look also halted Aqua.

Wiz had a troubled and terrified expression, she had a very submissive and shy personality. "Because I'm the no-life king, I can hear the cries of wandering souls. This is a communal graveyard. Most of the people here were too poor to receive a proper burial. Now they drift among the graves every night, unable to reach Heaven. Since they are under my authority, I come here regularly to help all the children who wish to ascend to Heaven."

Kazuma's eyes had waterfalls, he hugged her closely, not minding how cold her face was.

"It must be difficult, shouldering all that! What a good person." Kazuma yelled as he rested on her shoulder, the lich Wiz had no idea what to do, a hand came to pet her hair, and then she was petted with a speed of 70 km/h, that almost broke her neck and left her dizzy and unbalanced, she almost fainted.

"Hey, Kazuma..." Darkness tried to ask, but was too stunned at the display of empathy, the other two almost fainted, the humongous asshole Kazuma was crying for someone else…?

"You didn't see that." Kazuma stopped the hug and turned so no one could see his face. "Seeing the spirits of the children who never had a chance to properly live made me have a moment of weakness is all." He scratched his nose as he faced them with red eyes, as a snot ran from his nose.

"Kazuma..." all three girls muttered his name as they got newfound respect for him, he wasn't completely evil, that was nice to know.

"That's really admirable, but…isn't that something you should leave for the town's Priests to take care of?" asked Megumin as she approached, not sure how to handle the whole situation. Wiz glanced uncomfortably. "Well, you see…the Priests in this town, they…they really care only about money. The poor go forgotten…"

No wonder she looked uncomfortable, with an Arch priest, Aqua, at that. Standing right there. "Followers of the almighty Eris, eh? Priest in the town who only worship money. This cemetery with poor and homeless people goes unattended and left to rot, right?" asked Kazuma.

"We-Well, that's how it is..."

'I knew it, the only goddess worthy of my worship is lady Astarte' thought Kazuma as he stared at another priest who worshipped money, the blue-haired arch priest, he wasn't the only one as Darkness and even Megumin stared at her, she averted her eyes.

"Well, no changing that, I guess," Kazuma went on. "But do you think you could stop summoning all these zombies? We came here thinking we were on the trail of a Zombie Maker, you know."

Wiz seemed uneasy at the sword saint's words. "Oh…I see… But I don't exactly summon them. when I came here, the spirits who still have bodies simply react to my magical power and come out on their own. If I knew someone was helping the lost souls, though, I wouldn't need to keep coming here…"

Part 8

The misfits were on their way home from the cemetery. "I cannot accept this!" Aqua was still angry. The sky was already brightening, it was dawn.

"She was so sweet. How could you want to destroy her?" Kazuma yelled at Aqua.

Kazuma decided to let the Lich go, Megumin and Darkness readily agreed, not wanting to kill Wiz, but the blue-haired Goddess still had some issues with it. They agreed that Aqua, the Arch Priest, who had plenty of time on her hands anyway, would go to the graveyard every so often to help along its wandering spirits.

Aqua might have been a pretty rotten goddess, but even she seemed to understand that helping lost souls and the undead was her duty. Even if she complained about not being able to sleep in anymore.

Darkness and Megumin, who'd at first were indecisive, relented when they learned that Wiz had never actually attacked anyone, also they didn't want to go against Kazuma on topics like this, the fact he cried for Wiz was still a shock to their core.

Kazuma looked at the piece of paper Wiz had given him. "A Lich just makes her home in this town and nobody minds? I don't mind her but this town has trash levels of security." The piece of paper gave her address. It turned out she was living in Axel, just like they were.

In fact, she was running a little shop that specializes in magic items, how convenient, almost like it was his luck acting again.

'I always pictured Liches living in the deepest depths of some dungeon, but then Wiz said it was awfully inconvenient and there was no sane reason to live in one' Kazuma thought as he reasoned, living in a dungeon is painful, you don't have convenience stores, you don't have bars and pubs, you don't have beautiful women to bang, living in a dungeon sucks. 'I get what she's saying. Liches were human once too. But you know, inconveniences or not, this world is crushing my fantasy expectations, I'm strangely sad… The sex is great though, thank Astarte.' Kazuma was someone who could live solely on the pleasures of sex and never get tired of it.

"All the same, I am glad things ended peacefully. We may have had Aqua on our side, but we were still facing a Lich. If it had come to a fight, people might have been hurt." Megumin said casually.

"Huh!? Are Liches really that dangerous? I mean they are endgame bosses and all..."

"Liches have extremely high Magic Defense, and only enchanted weapons can harm them. They can inflict a variety of status conditions merely by touching you, or they can absorb your HP and MP. Truly, they are legendary foes. Indeed, what I find perplexing is that Aqua's Turn Undead spell worked on her at all."

Kazuma was now more guarded, but as a Sword saint he had some tricks up his sleeve, having deadly magic by skin touch was a really good hamper to his plans of rapin—corrupting Wiz.

Kazuma hoped she was easy to deceive, or atleast submissive enough that a bit of forceful flirting might get him somewhere.

"Kazuma, gimme that business card. I'm gonna get to her house before she does and place a holy barrier around it. That'll show her!"

"Enough! Lay off it, would you…? Why do you care so much about the undead!"

"T—That's because— "

Darkness interrupted Aqua's explanations with a question: "Where does this leave our Zombie Maker quest?"

With a sigh, all of them said at once: "Oh."

Quest Failed.

Kazuma slumped as his completionist self took a massive blow. 'Quest failed. The first of the group. I mean technically there was never a Zombie maker in the first place and what's more- It doesn't count okay!'

To be continued~

Kazuma is beyond salvation, and his new skills and power will inflate his pride even more, with his morally corrupt placement in the scale, is he even a hero anymore at this point? It doesnt help that he's surrounded by clinically insane party members around him.

From this point on Kazuma and the others will become more and more OOC, I wanted to create a story where their canonical bad points are exacerbated to the highest degree and see where it takes the story and how it starts changing their character.

I'll be a bit busy in the coming weeks as work keeps piling on, however I am now working on the third chapter for this and I am on fire on my new persona 5 chapter… Ambition of a god is still being blocked by my mind, every time I open the document my mind shuts down… I hope I get over it and just write it.

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American Theorist Bros: Thank you for your review, I'm honored that such a prolific author has reviewed my work, as a writer I feel the same as you when it comes to grammatical errors, but i hope I can get better with time, however churning these 20k chapters isn't as easy as I thought.

Oldtimeydude: Yes, the word was thrown around, but don't worry, it's mostly brainwashing by his own gift controlling the characters feelings, its artificial love, however Kazuma doesn't believe in love in the first place, he calls it chemical reactions, therefore brainwashing is also a form of producing love in his book of assholes.

Omega9028: Thank you for the source you've given me, I hope you like the direction where Kazuma's class is going, I'm definitely turning him into an auto-attack class just to piss him, and his dreams of being a magic user, off.

Chosen-One-92: You've given me quite the idea mister, now I wanna make a role reversal where Darkness just loses herself to her lust due to abstinence and rapes Kazuma, perhaps after her family debacle, yes that's it! Thank you for that.

Benthino: Thanks for the glowing praise, I will keep trying to maintain a level of quality as I churn out these chapters

Akasui: I'll definetly add YunYun to the party, but Kazuma will definetly enjoy her suffering for a while before he lets her join in, honestly, there is no female character that he won't fuck in this fiction… I don't think so.

BBWulf: Yep, I definitely saw Darkness as a potential for him to become even worse as a person, her masochism brought him to new lows on the moral scale.

RollingFire: I know right? That line was funny as shit to write, I definitely want to get more gags for the more sexual topics in the future, I hope my deep research into the darker Doujinshis gets me somewhere.

Shadow-Digital: Hope you like the Darkness lemon I've written, it definitely satisfied my darker fantasies, a woman being forced on the floor of a dark goblin cave, bodies of enemies on the floor and being fucked by your party members, what a dirty dream.

XxPokemonMasterxX: *chucles* That's true, I hope I can make a gag of this later.

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