A/N: Ed will kill me one day for this. I know it.

Warning: Edward Elric, Language

Mini Doll

"What happened to you?!" Winry screamed at me. I was still in the bunny pajamas, which I wish I could take them off. At least I'm smarter now, I thought. The bunnys name is Einstein.

"I dunno." I responded truthfully.

"I was told that you'd gotten smaller but I thought it was a joke..." she mumbled, not knowing that she was so much louder to me than anybody else, the one person she didn't want to hear what she had to say.

She got out her equipment, and some extra faux nerves she had and got to work. It was done a lot faster than usual, probably because she was huge now and working with normal sized supplies. The arm was done in a matter of hours, and so was the leg.

She had soon said her goodbyes to me and Maes and disappeared into the train. For the first time ever, She had finished two brand new automail prosthetics in less than six hours.

"Okay then" Maes said with a smirk. "Now for your mission!"

My bad feeling from earlier returned at the sound of those words. As it turns out, my presumption of not liking the 'mission' was correct.

"You will be my darling Elicia's show and tell item in preschool tomorrow!! I told her last night and she was so excited!" He exclaimed happily. For some strange reason though, no one paid him any attention. I could turn to no one for help.

"Fine." I said with a sigh. I have been defeated. I would have fought back if I weren't in public and wearing bunny pjs.

"You stay over at my house tonight!" He said with a smile. This guy was way too confusing.

At dinner, Gracia made an amazing dinner. The only thing that was good about living in a giants world was that a giants meal was much more than that for a normal sized person. I ate a whole giant plateful of the food before I got full.

Then the question of where I was supposed to sleep occurred. "Where will I sleep tonight?" I asked.

Maes and Gracia looked at each other, expressions identically evil. "You're going to sleep in Elicia's room." They said in unison. "After all, you are her mini doll..."

"IM HER WHAT?!" I screamed at them, completely furious. They just called me a doll. They called me a fucking doll. And a MINI doll too. They will pay for this someday.

I just then felt the need to change the subject. "I need a bath if I'm gonna be her mini doll won't I?" I asked. I was honestly wondering how I would take a bath when everyone else was huge.

Hughes held up a teacup. "I'll fill this up with warm water and put it in the bathroom. All yours." He said.

Great. Fucking great. I was now bathing in a giant teacup. A fucking teacup. I already dread tomorrow.

A while later, once my bunny pajamas were in the wash, They told me to take my bath. As promised, Hughes filled up the teacup in the sink and left it on the side of the ginormous bath tub.

I was now in the teacup, bathing. This is a real blow to my pride I thought as I continued to scrub myself with a small piece of a huge washcloth that was on the tub. I sat in the teacup for about an hour before climbing out and drying myself off with a bigger section of the washcloth.

My bunny pajamas, now clean were beside the washcloth as well. I slipped them on and took a leap of faith of the edge of the tub and landed on the ground, surprisingly still in my feet. Now how to get to the door... I thought.

I had another great idea. These Pjs really did have the power of Einstein. I would just turn my automail into a grappling hook.

Once I did so, I pushed a button and flew to the door. When it was open, I grappled to Elicia's bookshelf, where my be was set up.

I climbed into the only normal sized bed in this world and fell asleep, wondering how long this curse would last. At least I have the powers of Einstein on my side I thought, patting one of the bunnies on my pjs.

A few moments later, I fell asleep.

-Animegirl4466 and an angry Edward Elric