Written for Tony Stark Bingo:
Card Number: 3035
Square Filled: S2 - Writing format: email/chat log
Ship/Main Pairing: James "Rhodey" Rhodes/Tony Stark/Stephen Strange/Hope Van Dyne/James "Bucky" Barnes and off-screen Pepper Potts/Tony Stark
Rating: M
Major Tags: Five-way poly
Also written for:
TropesAndFandoms20: Star square, trope Text/Letter fic
IronStrange Bingo: Card #22, square I3: Kiss
MCU Kink Bingo: square B1: Roleplaying
and Marvel Polyship Bingo: square N3: Constellation
Welcome to the Pleasuredome
We've got fun and games
for all [legal] ages and lifestyles
Welcome, Iron Man. Would you like to go straight to the Avengers server?
[YES] [NO]
DrStrange: But it's Wong, so who knows?
Iron Man has entered the Compound
DrStrange: Welcome back.
War Machine: Tones! Where ya been, man?
Winter Soldier: Wb
Wasp: Hey, Tony!
Iron Man: Hey, gang. What'd I miss?
War Machine: Stephen's complaining about Wong. Again.
DrStrange: You'd complain too if you had to deal with him.
War Machine: I've got Tony :P
DrStrange: Good point.
Iron Man: Hey!
Winter Soldier: lol
Wasp: Too true lmao
Iron Man: Wow, feelin' the love here, guys, really.
Iron Man shakes his head – See if I do you a favour ever again.
War Machine glomps on Iron Man – Aww, Tones, who else'd you give expensive things to?!
Iron Man shoves War Machine – Anyway, Pep's out of town tonight, so I've got a few hours.
Wasp: Aww, I was hoping she'd join in tonight
Winter Soldier: Yeah, it's been awhile since she's given us a show. Things okay between you guys?
Iron Man: Yeah, we're okay. Just got a company in Oklahoma that we're taking over so she's off doing CEO stuff with it. She'll be back in a few days.
War Machine: Tell her we miss her!
Winter Soldier: And if she gets tired and wants a change, there's plenty choice here :P
[Iron Man flips off Winter Soldier]
Winter Soldier: lol
DrStrange: Now that we're all here, shall we get started?
Wasp: Yeah, go for it.
War Machine: I'm ready.
Iron Man: Yep.
Winter Soldier: Go.
DrStrange clicks his finger and a large bed appears in the middle of the room – War Machine and Winter Soldier, you're up.
Winter Soldier approaches the bed – You want us stripped or a tease?
Wasp: Stripped!
Iron Man: Tease!
War Machine: lol. Guess you're the deciding vote, Stephen!
DrStrange ponders for a moment – I think we'll go with . . . tease.
Iron Man: Yes!
[Iron Man pumps his fist]
Wasp: Aww but also yay
War Machine gestures at Winter Soldier – You first.
[Winter Soldier reaches up and removes the tie from his hair]
Iron Man: Starting from the top, nice...
[Winter Soldier reaches up and fiddles with his topmost shirt button before sliding it free]
[Winter Soldier smirks]
Wasp wolf-whistles – More! More!
[Winter Soldier undoes another button]
Iron Man: Skin! Skin! Skin!
[Winter Soldier laughs and undoes three more buttons, baring his neck]
[Iron Man steps forward and runs two fingers down Winter Soldier's neck]
Iron Man: Sorry, couldn't resist.
Winter Soldier: If you can resist me, then I'm doing something wrong.
[Winter Soldier winks at Iron Man]
DrStrange: In the spirit of moving on…
[DrStrange gestures with one hand, and everyone's clothes disappear]
War Machine: Whoa…
Wasp: Wahoo!
Iron Man: Did it suddenly get warm in here, or is that just me? Somebody better come take my temperature.
War Machine groans – Tony, no…!
Wasp: Omg lol
DrStrange: I'd offer, but I'm afraid you'd like where I'd shove the thermometer.
Winter Soldier: One of those old glass ones?
DrStrange: Naturally.
Iron Man: Kinky, lol
War Machine: I have no idea why Pepper puts up with your ass.
Iron Man: She gets off on punishing me for doing stupid and reckless shit.
Wasp: And god knows you do a lot of stupid and reckless shit.
Iron Man places a hand over his heart – I feel so attacked right now. Attacked, I tell you!
Winter Soldier snorts and settles himself on the bed – C'mon. If Tony has to defend his honour, he'll be here all week. Stephen, how'd you want us?
Iron Man: I feel like I should be complaining about that, but Pepper's trying to teach me to face the truth…
DrStrange: Face up, hands over your head and holding the headboard. War Machine, also face up, beside him, but the other way so you're holding the footboard.
Wasp: Poor Pepper. How's that going for her?
[War Machine approaches the bed]
[Winter Soldier lies back and shuffles himself into position]
[War Machine lies down on the bed in his instructed position]
Iron Man: Not well, tbh, but it just kinda feeds back into the whole 'loves to punish me' thing, so she doesn't mind TOO much.
Winter Soldier: I'm suddenly feeling neglected…
Iron Man: The horror! May I?
[Iron Man glances at DrStrange]
DrStrange: Go ahead.
[Iron Man approaches the bed and sits beside Winter Soldier's hip, placing a hand on his chest]
Iron Man: I love how warm you always are.
War Machine: Nobody say anything about being hot.
Iron Man pulls a face at War Machine – Hey, I was trying to be romantic here.
DrStrange: You, romantic?
War Machine: Then you need to try harder!
Wasp: lol
Iron Man collapses onto Winter Soldier's chest – Save me, Bucky, they're hurting my feelings!
Winter Soldier wraps his arms around Iron Man – I'll protect you, Tony. Although you do make it … hard.
[DrStrange groans]
[Wasp bursts into laughter]
War Machine groans – Oh my god, there's another one.
Iron Man wiggles his eyebrows – Shouldn't have allowed Winter out of the mask, should you?
[DrStrange approaches the bed and leans down to kiss Iron Man on the mouth]
[Iron Man twists in Winter Soldier's grip to get a better angle]
[DrStrange deepens the kiss, running his fingers through Iron Man's hair]
Wasp: Well, that's one way to shut him up, lol
War Machine sits up – I feel superfluous over here.
Wasp: Poor baby.
[Wasp approaches the bed and settles herself on War Machine's lap]
Wasp: Is this better?
[Iron Man licks at the edges of DrStrange's mouth]
[Winter Soldier grinds up against Iron Man]
War Machine takes hold of Wasp's hips and thrusts upwards – It is now.
[Wasp leans forward to kiss War Machine]
Winter Soldier: See, this is why we need Pepper. There's no-one left to kiss me
[DrStrange breaks away from Iron Man and leans over to kiss Winter Soldier]
[Iron Man wriggles happily against Winter Soldier and reaches over to place a hand on Wasp's thigh]
[Wasp breaks away from War Machine and turns to kiss Iron Man]
[War Machine grinds Wasp down against him]
[Wasp moans into Iron Man's mouth]
[Winter Soldier nips at DrStrange's mouth and moves a hand downward to squeeze Iron Man's ass]
[DrStrange breaks the kiss with Winter Soldier and leans over to kiss War Machine, putting a hand on Iron Man's back for balance]
[War Machine opens his mouth eagerly for DrStrange's tongue]
[Wasp ends her kiss with Iron Man and lifts a hand to cup DrStrange's neck as she grinds her hips onto War Machine]
[Winter Soldier wonders how the hell Wasp managed to include everyone but him in that action]
Wasp: lol Sorry, Bucky!
[Iron Man runs a trail of kisses over Winter Soldier's collarbone in consolation]
Winter Soldier smiles at Iron Man – Thanks, babe.
[DrStrange draws back from War Machine]
DrStrange: Not to break the mood or anything, but it's getting close to the time when . . . others start logging on. Do we want voyeurs today?
Winter Soldier: Today's been a pretty bad day for St, so although he's unlikely to log on tonight, if he does, he won't be in the kind of mood to just let things be.
Iron Man: Yeah, no voyeurs tonight. I don't want anything to interrupt.
DrStrange: Wasp? War Machine?
War Machine: I'm good either way.
Wasp: I agree with Tony. I want it to be just us tonight.
DrStrange: Okay, then. Everyone should move into the Tower area.
Ant Man has entered the Compound
Ant Man: Hi, guys!
DrStrange has moved to the Tower
Iron Man has moved to the Tower
Winter Soldier has moved to the Tower
Wasp has moved to the Tower
War Machine has moved to the Tower
Ant Man looks around – Was it something I said?!