AN: It is RRREEAALLLYYY early on Monday morning kids. Like 4am my time so here's your weekly dose of the Fate series with Sammy and Jon. Enjoy!

Chapter 3 – I've seen this place before my friend

"Hey guys, it's not game night, what gives?" CeeCee asked Jon and Sammy when they showed up at the door of Sandy's.

"Carter here has a future as a test pilot. She's mastered 'bail'." Jon said laughing when Sammy elbowed him hard in the side.

"Pole vaulting, CeeCee. I did ok, I need to work on my higher jumps." Sammy told her and gave Jon an arch look.

"She did great." Jay tells the waitress whose dark hair is pulled into a bun tonight.

"She's faster now too because of me." Zulfi told her.

CeeCee tilted her head. "Do I want to know?" She said chuckling as she led them to an empty section of table.

"Jedi Master Z graciously donated his old goalie gear to use as body weights so she can get faster." Lynn told the waitress and held up two fingers when she was asked about their drink orders.

"We have the weirdest conversations." Lori said as she sat down next to Zulfi, Jay on her other side.

Jon and Sammy looked at each other and snorted in mirth.

"You guys have way too many inside jokes" Brian told them.

"Sorry. That one would take years to explain, Bri." Sammy told him affectionately.

"All your jokes take years to explain, Pipsqueak."

"Hey, she can't help she's smarter than you." Jon said laughing.

"She's smarter than everyone." Brian grumbled but his mouth twitched with a smile.

"Yes she is." Jon agreed and hugged Sammy tightly.

"All right, cut it out you guys." Sammy told them both, blushing furiously.

"On to nagging you to eat something with protein then." Jon told her and got an eye roll from her for it for both his nagging and his bad grammar.

"If I get the chicken kabobs, will you stop it?"

"Are you going to eat them or pick at them?" He challenged her.

Sammy huffed dramatically. "I hate when you talk to Jack."

"Well, he does know all your tricks and tends to remind me of ones I've forgotten."

"You haven't forgotten anything ever." She reminded him.

Jon gave her a leer. "Some memories are more specific than others."

"Stop it." She hissed. Because their friends were making 'woo' noises at what he was implying.

Jon grinned. "Eat your food and I'll stop picking on you."

"You suck." She sulked.

Jon wiggled his eyebrows and smiled suggestively which made Jay and Lynn crack up.

"I hate all of you." Sammy said laughing.

The conversation then swirled back to the match and the guys debated about the girl's vault team and their chances of getting to finals this year. Jon swatted Sammy's leg when she was about to argue not with her on the team. He tapped impatiently on her leg ... - - .-. / .. – (stop it).

Sammy gave him a dark look for it and everyone wondered what had passed between them to cause the rift. Not knowing this argument had been going on for over a decade and would likely go on another decade. She was distracted though by his insistent tapping on her leg. "Wha?"

"Isn't that?" Jon motioned across the room.

"She's… wow how is she even walking?"

Jon snorted in amusement. "Waddling. She's waddling."

"Don't tell her that if they see us. She hits like Teal'c."

"They aren't going to see us and if they do, they won't recognize us even if they did."

Sammy's mouth canted to the side and she shrugged. "Good point." She agreed.

"Ok, you guys are usually weird but this weird even for you." Lynn told them.

"Sorry Alley." Jon said with a smirk. "Some old friends of Uncle Jack's just came in and she's unexpectedly extremely pregnant."

"Are they not married?" Lynn asked.

Sammy and Jon looked at each other and shrugged. "Well, I don't know. They weren't the last I knew but that could have changed in the last year or they might have kept it secret."

Lynn giggled. "Kind of like Aunt Sam and Uncle Jack?"

Sammy and Jon both colored slightly.

"Be nice, Lynn." Brian told his girlfriend.

Lynn stuck her tongue out at him. "Remind me not to go into the military. Everyone has a stick up their butt about who they are in a relationship with."

Brian looked at Jon.

"Don't look at me. I don't have any control over him at all."

"Did I… miss something?" Lynn asked suspiciously.

Jon gave Lynn an innocent look. "We think Uncle Jack might have had something to do with how my boss' daughter ended up in the Secret Service."

"Well it wasn't Uncle Bill. Aunt Mare would have told us if it was and I don't think he'd have noticed her necessarily."

"Wait, who's Uncle Bill?"

"Aunt Mary's brother. He's FBI but he used to work with Uncle Jack in the military before that. I recognized him from an old photo album. I'm surprised he didn't say anything honestly as I look just like the old dude." Jon explained.

"If he's anything like Uncle Jack he noticed, just figured it was either none of his business or none of his business." Sammy told him.

"Wait… you think he thinks Uncle Jack is my… my dad?"

Sammy shrugged. "It would make sense, wouldn't it?" she pointed out.

"Ok and arguably… he's kind of my dad. But… yikes I hope he really doesn't think it's important to test that theory." Jon said a little worriedly.

"I think Uncle Jack would probably intervene."

"That's still going to look kind of…" Jon wiggled his hand on its side.

Sammy shrugged. "It's the military and Uncle Jack is a Joint Chief. What is he going to do? Tell the DoD? They already know."

Jon tilted his head. "I'm so glad you're smarter than me." He kissed her quickly.

Sammy grinned. "Indeed."

Both of them chuckled.

Of course now their friends had some valid suspicions about Jon's parentage but that was bound to happen anyway.