I'm sorry that this hasn't be updated in quite a while, I think this will be the last chapter, I don't want to completely butcher the game loved by many. I thank Silver Elf Child for giving me the appropriate rules to hockey. All I want to do is just finish this well so it doesn't weigh down on my conscience as uncompleted. I do hope you enjoy this final chapter.

I don't own Transformers Armada so don't sue me.

Armada Hockey or Megatron's Dance chapter five

the kids and minicons are sitting in the stands in the dark, eating snacks; candy for the kids, energon candy for the minicons.

Fred: Huh, hey guys!

Rad: Yeah Fred, what is it?

Fred: My body suddenly feels really warm.

Alexis: Are you feeling sick?!

Fred: No, It's kind of warm, like I'm loved.

Kids and Minicons: OO;

Fred: What?

Cobalt runs into the commentary stand and takes a seat from where she was originally sitting.

Billy: Oh, my beloved Cobalt!

Cobalt: flashes Billy a glare and speaks into the microphone. I--heard-- that.

Billy to Rad and Carlos: Yeah, she likes me.

Rad: O-kay, yeah.

Carlos: makes motion for "he's loco" by spinning finger next to his head.

Cobalt: flips him off, but because it's so dark in there, no one sees it.

Smokescreen walks into the commentary stand and sits next to Cobalt just as the rest of the transformers skate onto the ice, save for Thrust who is being carried by Sideways and Demolisher.

Cobalt: What happened to him?

Thrust: wakes up sitting on the ice. Where am I? What the slag happened?

Sideways and Demolisher: both make the "shh" sign.

Sideways: Do you want to be possesed again?

Cobalt: shakes head no

Autobots and Decepticons take their positions on the ice.

Cobalt: Okay! Now let's get back to the action! At the center, it's Blurr vs. Cyclonus!

Blurr: You're going down.

Cyclonus: I think not.

Cobalt: And let's play hockey! horn is blown, just as the roof of the stadium is ripped right off by Unicron.

Stadium Owner: Darn it!

Optimus: It's Unicron!

Thrust: How dare you interupt our game, Unicron!

Unicron's optics glow meniacingly at Thrust.

Thrust: Cowers.

Unicron: catches sight of Megatron's back 00;;

Rad: Has anyone noticed that the lights are still out?

All: SHUT UP, RAD!

Unicron: starts laughing hard and smashes the rest of the stadium with his fist.

Stadium Owner: NOOOOOOOO!

Cobalt: sweatdrops No stadium...no game?

Everybody sees what Unicron is laughing at and starts laughing right along. Unicron laughs himself right off the earth and into deep space. Echos of laughter can still be heard sometimes. Fred is now known by all as Megatron's Lover.

Megatron: This is not over yet, Prime! Decepticons, retreat! they retreat.

Megatron's 'retreat' sends the rest of them into more insane laughter for unknown reasons.

Cobalt: continues to sweatdrop. Well, since one side has retreated snicker, then laughs and regains composure ten minutes later. the win goes to the Autobots!

The End (FINALLY!!!!)

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