Because I'm a horrible person I'm starting a new story! I have 13 one shots I'm working on and Chapter 4 of my main story. But gah, I had this idea and I'm not sure wtf I'm doing but thought it was super cool! Has anyone ever read a fan fic where Laxus actually went to Galuna island? I haven't and my brain was like *GASP!* this should be a thing!

Watching through the arc I gotta ask have Lucy's boobs gotten bigger in the series?

So I'm starting where Laxus is being yelled at to go and get them...and action?

Update as off April 1 2020 no one has said I've spelled Natsu wrong! My dyslexia has been kicking in so hard it's been making me motion sick so i haven't been writing! And y'all I didn't even notice it! I've been reading it correctly in my head thinking it was spelled right and no one said anything until my brother pointed it out and asked if my dyslexia was messing with me! So y'all I must appear so dumb! I'm so sorry I probably have had some people write me off and I'm sorry! I really just try and make sure the word "THE" doesn't end up as "TEH" most days so I'm so sorry guys! And forgot the second N in lighting and ugh I'm so dumb I'm so sorry you have no idea how embarrassed I am. But I've corrected this chapter and all the one's following it!

"Say what!?" Wakaba said. "One of the missions is missing from the upstairs?" He said cigarette hanging from his mouth.

"But the jobs up there are only for S-Class wizards-Anyone know who took it?" Macao said.

"Someone either really strong or really stupid." Laki said nervously.

Laxus smiled.

"I know."

Everyone turned to Laxus who was reclined back in a chair. His feet on the table. He looked like a absolute douche.

"A blue cat flew up here and took it off the board."

"It was Happy!?" Mira Jane demanded.

Laxus was looking obviously smug.

"Meaning Natsu and Lucy...!?"

"What were they thinking?!"

"That's serious shit. Gramps! You're kicking them out of the guild the moment they get back, right? Not like it matters they won't come back alive-"

Master was grumbling under his breath, he was worried on one hand he knew Lucy would be able "control" Natsu and be smart about the whole thing. Asking questions before slamming fist mentality. But she was still very new to all of this...And Natsu had experience to keep Lucy safe...he was grumbling.

Mira Jane had walked up stairs, "Laxus! If you knew they took it why didn't you stop them!?"

"Oh lighten up! All I saw was a sneaky cat run off with a piece of paper in it's mouth. I had no idea it was Happy." That was a bold face lie, he didn't know any other blue cats. But it suited his narrative and that's all he needed. "Besides, Natsu isn't cleared for S-Class missions. I'd never dream he would break the rules."

Mira Jane was glaring at him. She was livid how could he be so careless with people's lives was beyond her. Ever since she lost her sister she had grown to care for everyone.

"Oh? You haven't given me that look in a while." He chuckled.

"This bad." Makarov said. "This isn't good which flyer was it?"

Mira was side eyeing Laxus, he was smiling smugly.

"The curse island of Galuna."

"What!?" Makarov yelled.

"Galuna island!?" The guild yelled.

"Are they insane!?" Laki screeched..

"They are really are stupid possibly more than we thought they were." Bisca and Alzack said..

"I thought Lucy was smarter than that." Bisca mused.

"Laxus go bring them back!"

"Yeah right. I've got better things to do. And members of this guild are supposed to be able to take care of themselves." He chuckled.

"I don't care how you feel about Natsu! You're the only one strong enough to bring him back by force!"

"I'm afraid I have to disagree with you on that one Gramps." Gray said standing.

"What- you think you're as good as me!?" Laxus scoffed.

"I think I'm strong to enough to bring back Lucy and Natsu is all I'm saying." He said getting up and walking out.

"Laxus go with him!"

"No I'm not going-"

"And what if I sweetened the deal?"

"What could you possibly offer." Laxus said laughing.

Makarov was grumbling, "what if I offered to show you how to do some of the paperwork to run the guild. Consider it training."

That perked Laxus's attention. The rest of the guild gasped. He wouldn't they thought.

Laxus smirked. "You're going to start training me on how to run the guild if I go and bring them back?"

Makarov bit his lip, "just show you how to do the paperwork, you haven't done anything to still change my mind about you running the guild. But it's a start."

Laxus frowned. It was something not a whole lot but it was something.

"You've got yourself a deal old man." He said getting up and walking down the stairs and out towards Galuna.

Laxus was pissed. He could have just just lightning teleport to the island but that would be a serious magic drain. So he did the next best thing after asking "politely" for someone to take him to the island. He commandeered a pirate ship.

He was thankful he knocked out all the crew, the only person conscious was the captain, the rocking back and forth motion was starting to get to him. There was a reason he never took this quest aside from the ridiculous request of destroying the moon. He had to take a boat to get there, and his motion sickness was starting to get to him. He felt cold and clammy. He was using every ounce of self control to not hurl over the ship.

"Uh why do you want to go to Galuna island?" The captains raspy smoker's voice rang out.

"It's scary there-"

"JUST SHUT UP AND STEER!" Laxus screamed louder than intended, damn he hated this drawback to being a dragon slayer.

"Right!" The captain screamed shaking at the wheel..

By now the crew started to wake up. "If you can, drop us off somewhere, I'll give you the boat!" The captain pleaded.

"That's not a option!" Laxus screamed. Did he look like a guy who could steer a pirate ship? No. The answer was no.

He breathed in deeply through his nose. Laxus usually with his gruff demeanor made it a point to never piss off the people that made his food, doctors/nurses, and people that drive the mode of transportation he was on but at this point he was trying to not hurl so pleasantries be damned.

"Please! I'm begging you! I've heard that island is cursed! They say people turn into demons there!"

"That's a risk I'm willing to take! If you all turn into demons just to get me too that damn island thats ok with me!"

"Yes sir!"

"I'm going there to retrieve a bunch of idiots and the one idiot who couldn't bring back the other idiots- strong enough my ass!" He grumbled. If Gray had handled this he wouldn't be in this mess!

"Now keep the damn boat steady!" He growled.