trashmouth made a group chat.
trashmouth has names the chat number neighbors
trashmouth has added (207)429-7810
trashmouth has added (207)429-7811
trashmouth has added (207)429-7813
trashmouth has added (207)429-7815
trashmouth has added (207)429-7816
trashmouth: Hi new friendos
(207)429-7816: Hello new friend
(207)429-7813: Whats happening
(207)429-7816: Were number neighbors!
(207)429-7816 has changed their name to beverage
beverage: My names Beverly Marsh, but I go by Bev. I'm a she/her, I'm 18, and I'm bisexual
(207)429-7810: So were really just giving out our info then? damn ok
(207)429-7810 has changed their name to spaghet
spaghet: My names Eddie Kaspbrack. I'm a he/him, I'm 18, and I'm real gay
trashmouth: My names Richie but you can call me your new boyfriend eds.
spaghet: I'm gonna go ahead and say stop that bullshit right fucking now
trashmouth: That's not what you said last night babe
(207)429-7813: or we could not share our information on the internet with strangers but go off I guess
(207)429-7813 has changed their name to billiam
billiam: my names bill denbrough im he/him 18 and pansexual
spaghet: fair but oh well
(207)429-7815: uh is this necessary
billiam: uh yes it is
beverage: unless ur an 82 y/o pedophile bc god knows there's enough of those in Derry
trashmouth: omg im in derry tooooooo
billiam: thatd be because we all have the same area code dipshit
trashmouth: billiam you wound me so
(207)429-7811: i think it's fun!!
(207)429-7811 has changed their name to bennyboo
bennyboo: my names ben im 17 im a he/him and im straight
trashmouth: ew hetero bennyboo
bennyboo: ew trashmouth exists
trashmouth: ooh benny gets off a good one
beverage: wait Ben Hanscome???
bennyboo: its hanscom but yee
beverage: ur in my soc class
beverage: i remember cuz when u moved here u had to say something about itself and all u could come up with was ur dad used to own a farm n u like rite poetry n shit
(207)429-7813: i live on a farm
spaghet: i thought u werent telling us ur info
(207)429-7813: well that was before i knew ben lived on a farm
bennyboo: not lived on but I worked their part time after school when i lived in south carolina
trashmouth: ooh we got ourselves a country bumpkin
trashmouth has changed bennyboo's name to haystack
beverage has changed haystack's name to ben from soc class
ben from soc class: im not in everybodys soc class
ben from soc class: just second period with mr donaldson
trashmouth: wait shit really
trashmouth: im in that class
beverage: i doubt trashmouth ever shows up to class
trashmouth: ill have u know u r completely right about that
(207)429-7813: is this the part where I mention im
homeschooled
trashmouth has changed (207)429-7813's name to homeschool
homeschool: well if I'm doing this
homeschool: my names mike im a he/him I'm 17 and i think im straight but also maybe not
beverage: we stan
trashmouth: that reminds me i should add stan
trashmouth has added staniel the maniel
staniel the maniel: Richie, what the fuck. I have homework.
beverage: nerd
private message between pain in my ass and love of my life
love of my life: Richie take me out of that stupid chat
pain in my ass: no ur supposed to introduce yourself
pain in my ass: scroll up ull understand
Number Neighbors
staniel the maniel: I've been informed on what to do and thus here I am. My name is Stanley Uris, I'm turning 18 in a few months, I'm go by they/them pronouns. I made the misfortune of befriending Richie in third grade and have regretted it ever since.
trashmouth: he loves me
spaghet: his use of proper grammar low key intimidates me
beverage: damn notice none of us have heard of each other except I know ben and richie forced Stanley to be here
staniel the maniel: I'm still against this, Richard
staniel the maniel: Also, I worked with Eddie for a project in science like three weeks ago
spaghet: oh damn u right
beverage: aNyWaYs
beverage: that means we're all losers right
trashmouth: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
beverage has renamed the group The Losers Club
homeschool: its perfect.