Fairy Tail Drinking Game

A/N: Sorry for grammar mistakes as English is not my first language. This is just some randomness that I thought all of a sudden.

Cana gathered the remaining mages in the guild after their party was over. Some members of the guild and visitors have already left the guild. The card mage instructed everyone to sit around in circles as they are having their drinking game.

Inebriated, Lucy's eyes trailed around the mages gathering around in circles. She snorted at what she sees. It seems everyone in Fairy Tail is all coupling up. Though some are unofficial, but she knows something is going on with the others. The only official couples in the guild are Natsu and Lisanna, Juvia and Gray, and Gajeel and Levy.

Her eyes trailed further. Obviously the wizards are seated in pairs, Bixlow and Cana, Evergreen and Elfman, and Mira and Freed. Even Wendy and Mest are seated beside each other. Damn pedophile! He is almost twice the age of the Sky Dragon Slayer after the 7 years timeskip. Well, it is not really her concern. And why would even the cats part of this gathering? Happy is just happy to be seated together with an indifferent Carla.

The only mages that don't have a partner in the circle is her, Laxus and Erza. For obvious reason, Jellal is not part of Fairy Tail and currently wandering around Fiore in who knows where, so Erza was left without a partner. While Laxus, well, there is a rumor that he actually has a thing with the scarlet beauty. But that is just a rumor as he is almost being paired up with everyone else but her. So technically if the rumor is correct, she was left as the only one who does not have any partner at all in the circle. She sulks, feeling a bit envious with all the couples around her so she shouted for Lily so he can sit beside her.

"Lily! Lily!" Lucy shouted in frustration as she hiccupped. She was obviously too drunk already even before the game starts.

The said exceed which was currently busy chatting with the other group of mages flies over to the intoxicated blonde.

"What's the matter Lucy?" Lily asks in confusion on why his nakama shouted his name all of a sudden. He is now hovering in front of her.

"Come here. Sit beside me. I don't have a partner. Look, everyone is being lovey dovey around me," she says as she rubs her face to the oblivious exceed. The exceed just nodded as he took the seat in between Lucy and Mirajane.

"Hey Bunny girl, stop torturing my cat!" Gajeel just seated opposite of her, shouted at her.

"Idiot he is not a cat!" she shouted back at him.

"Yes, he is an exceed to be exact," Gajeel smiled smugly at her.

"Shut up!" Lucy said in retort and rolled her eyes when all of a sudden, somebody hits the top of her head. She can feel that the hit is not too forceful but it still hurts. She clutched the top of her head as she shouted at the man beside her. "What the heck Laxus? What is your problem?"

"Will you calm down Blondie? You're making a ruckus out of nothing," Laxus snarled at the agitated girl beside him.

"Okay guys settle down." Cana gathered the wizards to play a very classic game of 'Never have I ever'. "The rule of the game is fairly easy. You say 'Never have I ever' and tell something that you did not ever do in your life but you think others did. If they did, all the other mages need to take a shot in front of them. But if everyone, not only you, never did the act, you need to down five shots at once. So the goal is make someone else take a shot. The first three to pass out will face a punishment by tomorrow," as she explains to the group.

"I don't want a part of this game," Lucy was on the act of leaving the circle when she bumps at the invisible wall behind her.

"Too late Lucy. Nobody leaves the game without my permission or until we proclaim the three losers. I have the runes set up by Freed already," Cana informs the group.

So the game started and Cana is the first one to speak. "Never have I ever been hungover." For which everyone took their shots. "Are you trying to make us all drunk at the start of the game?" Evergreen complained at the laughing card mage. Cana just laughed some more at what Evergreen stated. Obviously it is her very intention to.

"Never have I ever flirted with someone more than 10 years older than me." Bickslow laughed maniacally after he said it and looks at the youngest dragon slayer. As Lucy took her shots, she was looking to a very red dragon slayer who is also reaching for her drinks. The man beside her, namely Mest, is also red as a tomato. Gajeel ruffled Wendy's hair as he laughs beside her.

"Who did you flirt with?" Mirajane curiously asks the girl beside her. "I always have that role in our mission," Lucy said nonchalantly while her teammates just laugh at what she said.

"Never have I ever danced on a table or bar." It was Evergreen's turn. Happy shouted at Natsu to drink. "Natsu, take a shot, we always dance on the table." Everyone laughs at the two remembering their childish antics at the guild. Lucy also takes her shot. Erza's eyes shot at Lucy. "Remember you made me dance in a bar at Stella to retrieve the Dragon Cry? It is the same that I need to flirt with a man way older than me."

When it was Elfman's turn, he momentarily paused thinking what to say to the group. "Never have I ever given someone else a hickey."

All of a sudden Evergreen hits him on the head. "Baka! You are supposed to say the thing that you have never done in your life." Elfman smirks at her action. She suddenly realized that her actions implied that the man has done it before and she was part of it as she knew about it. She looks at the other mages gathering around which are also staring at her with the knowing looks on their faces. In her embarrassment, she turns the man into stone. So he never gets the chance to take his turn at the game.

Juvia continues the game taking a pitiful glance at Elfman. "Never have I ever seen naked by someone in public." In her drunken state, all she can think is her boyfriend's state of nakedness. "I'm sorry Gray-sama," as she turns her attention to her boyfriend while Gray just smiles at her. Gray and Lucy take a shot together. Juvia sends a murderous look to Lucy whispering "Love Rival" while Lucy just sweat dropped at the girl.

It is now Gray's turn as he smiles evilly to Lucy. "Never have I ever bought lingerie and wear it or bought lingerie for someone." He looks at Lucy while she just rolls her eyes at her teammate. All of the female mages except for Wendy and Carla take their shots. Their actions earn a blush from all their male partners. Each of them is lost on their own daydream. Laxus coughs to wake up all the other male mages from their stupor. "Will you pull yourself together?"

"Never have I ever given or been given a lap dance." Lisanna continued when every male mages are back from their daydream. Cana, Lucy, Juvia, Gray and Bickslow take their shots. "Mission guys I told you. All for mission." Lucy feels the need to explain as everyone is waiting for her to say something. While Juvia and Gray look uncomfortable, Cana and Bickslow are just laughing at the group.

"This is for you Luce. You've been downing a lot of drinks since we start," Natsu said to her as he gives her a toothy grin. "Never have I even been naked in the guild," Natsu said grinning as he looks at Gray. "Oi, are you getting me drunk on purpose Flamebrain?" Gray complained as he downed his drinks. Natsu laughs at the boy mischievously.

"Stupid Natsu! Did you forget when I became invisible because of the potion I mixed a long time ago? I was practically naked at that time." A visible ticked forming on her forehead at her irritation with her partner.

"Sorry Luce," He scratched the back of his head. His blonde partner is looking so red with all the drinks and he was about to save her at his turn and make Gray drink on purpose.

"Never have I ever dressed as an opposite sex," Happy snickered knowing all too well that his teammates have done so. Natsu, Gray, Lucy and Erza take their shots.

"Never have I ever stared at myself naked in the mirror," Carla told the group. "Who wouldn't?" Cana chugs down her drinks. All the female mages do the same.

"Never have I ever dated more than one person at once," Levy giddily said. She is feeling too happy for no reason at her drunkenness. She knows a secret about her and she knows that any minute now her blonde friend will reach her alcohol limit. And she doesn't want to be the first one to get drunk in the group.

"Guys I am getting dizzy already. Why do I have to take a shot in every single thing that you are saying," Lucy said as she reaches for her drink. Natsu and Gray followed suit, getting pale as their girlfriends are viciously looking at them.

"I am innocent," Lucy said holding her hands up, too drunk to care anymore. "They just used me to test the waters. I am not even aware that I was just being used as a guinea pig. Don't worry you two….," pointing to Juvia and Lisanna, "…it's just for one day, luckily I found out what was happening so I ended it quickly," she blabbered as she hiccupped. She just laughed now as she recalled that time. She was so flustered as both of her teammates asked her on a date at the same time. At that time, both males cannot understand their feelings clearly with their current girlfriends that they unintentionally 'used' her. She was initially very angry at her two friends but they reconciled after a while as no harm was really done at her. She didn't really harbor special feelings to the two other than friendships.

Laxus shots a concerned look at the girl beside him. Ever since the game started, she is always present at every shot. "Are you still okay Blondie?" Her brow rose. Did she hear gentleness in that voice? Or maybe she is too drunk that she is hearing things. "I'm fine. Bring it on," as she shouted gleefully at the group.

Everyone cheered at her and continued. "Okay. So. Never have I ever like or love someone in secret. Gihi." Gajeel snickered, a mischievous smile on his face whilst he shot a knowing look at the blonde mage in front of him. Lucy redirected her eyes downward while she reaches for her drink. She is really getting drunk, no jokes. How many did she take already? The thing is their shots are actually taller than normal. While, at the same time Mest and Lily take their shots.

'Really, Mest?' Lucy thought his feelings to the younger dragon slayer are no secret at all. And Lily? Interesting. When she looks at Happy, the said exceed is looking fiercely at Lily.

"Ara! Ara! Lucy is secretly in love with someone. May we know who the lucky guy is?" Mira's voice held an excitement.

"Shut up. It's not part of the game Mira," Lucy pouted while blushing profusely. She secretly glances at Laxus and to her horror; the man is actually staring at her directly with a very serious look on his face.

Unbeknownst to Lucy, Gajeel is also watching her every movement and he suddenly laughs at his seats when he saw that she shots a secret glance to the man just beside her.

"Stop it Mira." Freed whispered at the said girl sensing Lucy's discomfort.

On the other hand, Laxus felt a little ticklish on his seats like there is some surge of electricity that flows through him but he just shrugged his shoulders at that feeling.

"Never have I ever kissed an opposite sex," Wendy continued.

'That's a good one Wendy,' Lucy thought as she knows that almost everyone will take a shot on that. Lucy looks at every mage around as everyone took a shot except for the three exceeds and of course Wendy. But she realized to her horror that she's the only adult who did not take a shot. She knows that she will hear about it non-stop from Cana by tomorrow.

So she reaches for her glass with a trembling hand as bead of sweats are forming on her forehead and gulp down her drinks. 'No one will know that I am lying,' so she thought.

On instant, she felt lightning kind of thing struck her making her tumbles from where she is seated. "Ouch what's your problem Laxus? Why did you electrocute me for?" she said to the man beside her.

"I did not do anything to you Blondie." Laxus helps the girl writhing in pain at her seats. He held her hands as he rubs her back to comfort her.

"Hahahaha I forgot to tell you that I ask Freed to put an enchantment in his runes to shoot the lying mages, on purpose or by omissions," Cana is laughing maniacally at the group now.

"I see you took a drink that means you are lying." It was Happy, pointing his paw at her. She sends a deathly glare at the cat for emphasizing an obvious fact. Happy's fur all stood up at the looks she is giving him, shutting his mouth instantly.

"Oh, our innocent little Lucy is never been kissed. How cute!" Cana said teasingly at her. "You don't know what you're missing out girl." Cana grabs Bickslow by the neck and kisses him in front of all the other mages.

"Shut up Cana. How would you know that I lied?" Lucy complains to the group, not giving up.

"It's a very special magic Lucy," Freed simply stated.

"Still, it may not be absolute. There may be some errors when you write your runes." Lucy is pouting as she reasons out to them.

"I assure you Lucy that there is no error in my magic." Freed answers her in a calm manner.

She was about to say something when the man beside her suddenly moves and speaks.

"You're too loud Blondie," Laxus said as he cups her chin and turns her face towards him. "I can remedy that if you are too embarrassed about it," he said as his eyes trailed from her face to her lips then back to her eyes. Her face becomes redder not by her drunkenness but by his closeness and on what he had said. "Baka!" she shouted as she pounds on his chest for him to let her go. She was about to punch him on the face when he catches her fist. "Don't try my patience Lucy," he whispered dangerously at her. "So behave. Or you will get what you ask for. That's a promise." She shivers at his words.

Somebody in the group whistled at the sights of Lucy and Laxus. She straightened at her seat but not before rolling her eyes at Laxus. He just smiles sarcastically at her.

"Okay let's continue," Cana said to the group as she motions Mest to continue.

"Never have I ever tried skinny dipping," Mest told the group for which everyone takes a shot.

"Never have I ever slept naked alone." Erza stated. All take the shots except Wendy, Carla and Levy.

Laxus cleared his throat at his turn. "Never have I ever been in a secret and serious relationship." He smiled smugly as he says it to the group. This game is getting interesting if the game won't allow any liars. He wants to know on who's going to lie with his question.

"Way to go Laxus," Lucy patted the man as she leans too closely at him. He just grumbled at how drunk the girl is getting. "Thank you for the break." Lucy moves closer at Laxus' side and leans her head on his arm. Her eyes half lidded. "Oi Lucy you are sleeping. Are you giving up?" Cana shouted at her when she saw her eyes are about to close. "I am just taking a rest Cana while you all drink. Who's giving up?" She rubs her face on the man's arm, not exactly aware of her action now. She lifted her face slightly to question the man beside her. "Are you?" He just ignored her question.

Laxus brows twitch on how Lucy is clinging beside him but did not move to remove the girl from him. He is a bit concerned as she was always the victim of the game, taking drinks one after another. Obviously the girl is already reaching its limit. And even before they start the game, the girl was already intoxicated.

"Evergreen, will you undo your magic to Elf-niichan?" Lisanna snickered as she just wants to know how the two are going to react with Laxus questions. Evergreen unclasped her fan as she laughs nervously but does as what she was told.

Levy, Gajeel, Cana, Erza and Bickslow take their shots. "Really guys?" Cana's brow rose at the two remaining pairs. Elfman and Evergreen tumble from the pain. Then everyone turns their expectant look to Mirajane and Freed but nothing happens to them.

"Oi are you both cheating?" Gajeel accused the two mages.

"Oh my, we are not. I told you there is nothing going on between us," Mira said in their defense.

"Yet. Nothing yet," Freed corrected Mirajane at what she uttered, then he stared at her intently for which the demon blushes in return.

"Okay guys if you say so. I will continue. Never have I ever kissed someone of the same sex." Lucy straightened. "Accidentally or not," she added. She smiled inwardly as she knew that Gray and Natsu had accidentally kissed each other on their mission before. Natsu and Gray glared at her taking their shots while she just smiled at them sweetly. Erza, Happy, Freed and Laxus also took their shot.

"Freed and Laxus?" Lucy shrieked just beside the man. "It was an accident Lucy," Freed said on their defense while Laxus just nodded as his confirmation but his brows furrowed in discomfort.

Everyone looks at Erza asking for explanation. "Kagura and Minerva," her face color changed similar to the shade of her hair.

"Natsu kissed my beak because of Asuka," Happy explained to Carla which is not really paying attention to him at all.

"Never have I ever sneaked into the guild's stockroom to make out." Lily smugly smiled at Gajeel and Levy. Natsu, Gray, Lisanna, Juvia together with Gajeel and Levy take their shots. Elfman and Evergreen hesitantly reach out for theirs, not really wanting to experience again another strike of electricity.

"What?! Almost all of you are doing it? I thought it's only Gajeel and Levy." Lily was shocked. "We are all spilling secrets here now so it doesn't matter anymore." Gray does not give a damn anymore

"Never have I ever made out with a stranger." It was Mirajane's turn. Cana made 'cheers' with Bixlow before drinking. Gajeel, Mest, Elfman and Laxus took their shots.

"Never have I ever peeked at someone in the shower," Freed stated. Natsu, Gray, Gajeel, Lily, Mest, Cana and Lucy took their shots.

"Seems like our innocent little friend is not too innocent at all," Cana said teasingly.

"Shut up Cana. It was you who dragged me in male locker room and you forced me to it." Lucy grumbled at her.

'As I thought,' Laxus said in his thoughts. He remembered the time when he was taking a shower and smelled a very familiar scent and sensed someone was standing outside the door. When he checked, he saw at that time blonde locks leaving the male locker room.

He moved stealthily whispering at her ear once again. "So you really were peeking at me at that time? Like what you see?" She blushed but she answered Laxus cheekily, "Yeah." For which the man was left speechless at her admission.

Everyone else has taken their turn and it now returned to Cana. The game is still on as none of the mages wanted to lose and be subjected to punishment. They know how evil each can be when giving their punishment as the losing team in the Grand Magic Games has already experienced it before.

It was when Lisanna's turn when all of a sudden Lucy just suddenly stands up startling all the other mages.

"Oi are you giving up Bunny Girl."

"Geez, can't a girl go to the bathroom?" Her movement is sluggish and as she focused her eyes. 'My world is spinning.' She thinks she cannot take any steps or she will fall back down on the floor. Her visions become foggy when she suddenly stands up. So she moves to the closest person and slumps herself on its back. "Carry me to the bathroom. Pretty please," she said as she rubs her head on to its back. 'This feels nice. It's so warm,' as she snuggles more on to its back. Unknown to her, she is making herself comfortable at Laxus back.

"Gambatte Laxus." Laxus can hear Levy cheering at her seats while laughing profusely for no reason at all.

"Okay, you may go outside the runes. But return immediately," Cana gives her permission to the two mages.

Laxus brow twitches at the very drunk girl behind him. He can feel that the girl is getting comfortable at his back. "Let's go," the girl mumbles behind him. "Okay. Okay," he grumbled.

His alcohol tolerance is quite high so he is still sober at the moment. He stands up and carries the blonde to the guild's restroom.

"Hey Blondie, bet you can go inside on your own." He put her down just outside the girls' comfort room but he saw how sluggish her movements are, almost stumbling on her way inside. "Please help me to go inside too."

"Geez Blondie, you can no longer hold your alcohol and yet you still taking all those shots. W-what are you doing?!" He immediately shuts the cubicle door when Lucy was on the act of unbuttoning her shorts not minding to shut the door behind him. "Tell me if you're done, okay?" He just waited outside the cubicle. 'Heck! Why am I doing all this?' Then he heard the toilet flushed and right after, he heard something crashed inside.

"Fuck!" He opened the door after some time when he did not get any response when he called out at the girl to ask if she is okay.

He can see the girl struggles to stand up at the bathroom's floor. "Oops I slipped," She said laughing as she takes his hands. "Hey it's you Laxus," she said happily as she finally recognized the man. "Let's go back," Laxus said to the girl. "Go back where?" Her mind was already clouded with alcohol and she is confused on what he is talking about.

'So she doesn't recognize who is she with all along? That's not good Blondie,' he thought as he shakes his head in disappointment. 'That's a bit irresponsible.' Good thing they are just drinking in the guild but it kinda bothered him if the girl drink outside of the guild. She seems to be out of control and lost consciousness of her surroundings

"Please carry me," Lucy said as she wraps her arms around Laxus' neck. "Dammit we are not going back to that game and you are not going to drink alcohol ever again," he said on a seething tone. He is barely holding on to his control as Lucy rubs herself onto him. He can feel how perfectly she molds onto him and how soft the woman is.

"Let's go home." She shrieked when suddenly Laxus picks her up and zapped them to her house.

...

He places the woman in her bed once they landed at her house. He was about to leave Lucy alone when he heard her speak. "Please change my clothes Laxus. I want to sleep with something comfortable. There," she pointed out at a nearest drawer as to where he can find her clothes.

Laxus crosses his arms on his chest. He was getting annoyed at all the demands that the drunken woman making him do. "Please. The room is spinning Laxus." Lucy begs as she sees her ceiling spins before her eyes. He contemplates but finally gives in with the woman's demand.

He walks into her drawer and pulls out the first garment that he can get from it. When he looks back, she was already sitting on the bed with only her undergarments covering her. He handed her a white satin camisole dress. "You dress yourself." He can't help but to shake his head at disappointment as he saw how she struggles to put the dress on, putting the arm hole over her neck. She huffs as she finds the simple task difficult in her current situation.

"Next time don't drink if you can't handle it yourself," he grumbles as she helps the woman to dress. "Tch, too grumpy," she mumbles under her breath. When she is fully dressed she unclasps her bra and just throws it away somewhere. She lies on her bed on her sides facing the man with her half lidded eyes. She smiles as she can see the man dancing in front of her. "Stop dancing Laxus, you are making me dizzy."

Laxus gulps at her actions. He is very close in closing their distance and devouring the woman on the bed. It seems like she is actually asking for it. Lucy is teasing him every step of the way. He trails his eyes on the lying form of the girl. She is lying there on her bed sexily; her dress slightly hikes up at her movement showing those creamy thighs. His eyes trailed further up but he instantly reprimanded his self, redirecting his eyes on her face. "If you don't need anything else, I am also going." He turns his back and on the act to leave the girl alone but he was stopped on his tracks when he feels she is tugging at his shirt.

"Don't leave. Please sleep with me," she reaches for his hand and she pulled him on the bed with her. She moves her body near by the window in order to give space for the man in her bed. He falls into the bed shocked by her action. He faces the woman to scold her.

"What's your deal Blondie? I told you do not test my patience." His voice etched with strain but he did not make any movement to leave the bed or push the woman away from him. She snuggles closer to him, seeking for his warmth. She burrows her face on his chest while her hands are clasps in front of her still holding onto his front shirt as if she is afraid that he will run away from her. Her arms are the only barrier separating their bodies from touching. "You're so warm Laxus." She closed her eyes as if savoring the moment. "Please don't go." Her voice is full of begging.

He was rooted on the spot, still contemplating if staying on the bed with her is the right thing to do. He looks closely at the woman in front of him. She is a combination of seduction and innocence. That's the only fact that he's holding onto for him not to take the woman this very instance regardless how tempted he is. Then their eyes meet when she opens her eyes.

"I like you Laxus. I don't know when it happened but it just happened. I am happy just to see you at the guild even though I know that you will not really look my way. I am happy just admiring you from afar. But I am happier having you this near." She smiles at him while saying those words. Then her hand move to touch his face with featherlight caresses. She can't believe that she is actually looking and touching the man that she secretly admires. She smoothens the furrow on his brow, slowly runs her fingers at his eyes, nose, cheeks and then to his lips. Her fingers linger longer on his lips, feeling the softness of it as her eyes follow the trail of her fingers. "I want to make sure that this is not a dream. You are here. And I am happy as this is the closest that I can be with you." Her eyes are filling with tears as one tiny teardrop slips her eye. Just having him near fills her with overwhelming emotions. And she feels that she shouldn't be saying these things to him. But she is feeling brave right now to say her real feelings to him. Maybe she will regret it later?

As if mesmerized, she moves her face to close the distance between their lips.

"No Lucy." He cups her face to halt her movement. Her pain instantly reflects in her eyes at his rejection.

He did not realize that Lucy feels something about him. But he is sure on what he feels about her. He secretly likes her, he is attracted to her but it is not love. He wants to believe he is not capable of falling in love. And one can't simply fall in love for no reason at all. He doesn't even believe at love at first sight. If there is actually love it grows over time with someone you chose to share a special feeling with. And he does have a special feeling with Lucy.

He looks intently at the girl. Is she saying all of this out of drunkenness? But her eyes, clearly, those are not the eyes of someone who just spout things out of insensibility.

And so he smiled gently at her. He released a deep sigh and he gently glides his fingers on her smooth hair and tucks the fallen strands behind her ear.

"I am not rejecting you Lucy," he said as he saw the pain in her eyes. "I am just restraining myself to take you right here, right now. You've been testing my control since earlier, do you know that?" His eyes and tone are so serious yet so gentle. She just blinks at what he said so he continued. "But I don't take advantage of a drunken woman, even how tempting and gorgeous that woman is."

"I will give you your proper first kiss once you are sober and I will make sure that you will not forget about it." He gives her a kiss on her forehead, while his lips are gently trailing the way at the top of her eyes, the tip of her nose and the side of her lips. "And say to me again everything you have told me once you are in your right mind, not when your brain is fuddled with alcohol."

She nodded and smiled at him. He pulled her closer to envelope her further in his embrace while she buried her head on his chest and breathed the scent of the man that she adores. He kisses the top of her head as he continues to caress her hair. "And we will be having our own drink again, just the two of us. You need to know your alcohol limit. I don't want you flirting with other men the way you have with me earlier."

Her face lifted to meet his eyes once again. "Why?" she asks him innocently.

"A man will grab every opportunity presented to him. Not every time a man will respect you. Just remember that. I don't want you to do things that you will regret afterwards."

"And why wouldn't you to me if you say so? Am I not attractive enough to you?"

"Silly. You are just so precious and I have a deep respect for you…" And Laxus added teasingly, "…. And you don't even experience your first kiss yet."

She rolled her eyes, pouted and complained. "I know all of you will make a deal out of it."

"Come here," Laxus just laughs at her and embrace her once again. She drapes her arm around Laxus waist and closes her eyes while her smile is still on her face. He reaches for the duvet and covers them with it. He decided to stay for a while until the woman falls asleep.

She drifted into a peaceful sleep as she feels safe and happy within his embrace.

'Oh man!' He can feel his body is getting alive just by holding the woman in his arms. 'Shit. This will be a one long agonizing night.'