Disclaimer: i don't own the canon stuff.

So..uh...not my usual PJO fanfic. Um...

Also, did anyone notie how many "sacred 28" families/highly respected families are in Harry's year? Yeah, that's...well, frankly, I find it highly intrigueing...

I also saw a PJO fanfic that did something simillar but...y'know what, it's fine, this is , and I'm not doign PJO, this is HP.

Well, enjoy!

It was the summer before Hermione's 8th year and Harry and Ron's training as Aurors. Or rather, exam-taking. There wasn't too much to learn when you'd just spent a year chasing down VOldemort's old relics of soul-holding items.

Luna and Neville had come to visit at the Burrow, and now they, along with Ginny, Hermione, Harry, and Ron werein the yard trying to think up something to do.

Then Hermione had her brilliant idea. "We should write a book!"

"No!" All but Luna protested, but Hermione with some help from Luna (and reluctantl Ron) won the others over.

After some arguig, they settled on an alphabet book. Because that was easy enough. Right?

Wrong. When Mrs. Weasley saw the manuscript, she all but had a heart attack. George had a laugh, as did Charlie and BIll, Fleur and Percy was horrified, and George's girlfriend, Angelina Johnson, ended up brewing everyone large jugs of butterbeer and firewhisky to calm evveryone down.

The Wizarding World Alphabet (acording to the Golden Trio and friends)

(Ron) "A" is for Acomatula, a giant spider that likes eating people. Spiders are scary. Really sscary. And bloody terrifying.

((Hermione) "B" is for Basalisk. Don't look into its eyes.

(Ginny) "C" is for the Cloudly Cannons, a really lousy team that Ron and Harry like. (Hey! ~Ron, Harry)

(Neville) "D" is for Dementor. Bring some chocolate if you meet one.

(luna) "E" is for eggplant.

(Wait, what? ~Ron

THey're good for keeping the head clear. ~Luna)

(Harry) "F" is for Firebolt. I have one. it's quite nice and fast.

(Ginny) "G" is for Ginny. Girlfriend of Harry Potter.

)Oh c'mon, Gin... ~Ron

Not he point, Ronald. ~Ginny)

(Neville) "H" is for Herbology. A cool subject. I'm going to teach it one day. I hope, anyways.

(Hermione) "I" is for the Inner Eye, which Professor Trelwany also talks about.

(Ron) "J" is for Jokes, which George will tell nonstop.

(Luna) "K" is for Krum, who has Nargles in his head.

(He does not! ~Hermione

I'm going to punch him if he looks at you again. ~Ron)

(Harry) "L" is for Loud, the general definition of the Gryffindor common room after we win a match. Or it's someone's birthday.

(Ron) "M' is for magic.

(Can you be more Please? ~Hermione)

(Neville) "N" is for nonexistant, which is what a stair at Hogwarts sometimes become.

(Ginny) "O" is for obnoxious, a perfect description of Ron.

)Hey! ~Ron)

(Hermione) "P" is for pink, a color we all hate.

(Because of Umbridge...who is thankfully in Azkaban. ~Neville)

(Harry) "Q" is for Quirrell. Poor guy...

(He had You-KNow-Who in his head and Fred and George snowballed him! ~Ron)

(Ron) "R" is for Run, which we did a lot of.

(Hopefully we're the ony ones... ~Harry)

(Hermione) "S" is for Snape. A reall brave man.

(Why don't we have Dumbledore in here? ~Harry

We can name our kids after him if you want, how about hat? ~GGinny

Alright, that works ~Harry)

(Luna) "T" is for tea. You drink a lot of it in Divinaton, I hear.

(Hermione) "U" is for Umbrella, which Hagrid keeps with him at al times.

(harry) "V" is for Voldermort.

(Harry... ~Neville

Kids are gonna read this! ~Hermione

I think a Nargle is in your head, Harry. ~Luna)

(Ginny) "W" is for worry, something Mum does a lot of.

(Hermione) "X" is for Xenophilius Lovegood, the only thing we can think of with "X" that's part of the Wizarding World.

(neville) "Y" is for yeti. A very real, very wild creature in the Himalayas.

(Harry) "Z" is for Zonko's, which is almost as good as Weasleys' Wizarding Wheezes.

When Profesor McGongail read it over, she started wondering why the 6 hadn't used Quidditch for "Q", Dumbledore for "D", and many more besides. But she decided not to question it and kept a copy of the "book" in her desk drawer, as a souvenir.'

Hoped you enjoyed! Reviews and stuff please!