One day barrylawn was crying in prison, where he was serving out a life sentence without chance of parole. His crime? Trolling dakoolguy, being toxic, liking r/AceAttorney, and using a real person (dakoolguy) in his fanfic. Thankfully Miles Edgeworth and dakoolguy teamed up and put barrylawn in prison where he belonged. Now fanfiction dot net was safe for actual good writers like dakoolguy.

Every day barrylawn prayed to god that his sentence would be commuted, but god and the angels just pointed at him and laughed. God doesn't like trolls, and he was looking forward to making sure barrylawn didn't get into heaven when he inevitably died alone and unloved in prison.

"I must escape prison," thought barrylawn desperately, and he tried to climb out the window but there were bars on the window so all that happened was that his wig fell off and some kids outside saw his bald head and laughed at it.

"Haha, you're not going anywhere, troll," said the prison guard. But then someone stabbed the guard in the neck with a weapon and he died. The mysterious killer took the guard's keys and unlocked barrylawn's cell. It was... r/AceAttorney?

"r/AceAttorney?" asked barrylawn. "B-but I thought they executed you?"

"Not even death could stop my bad opinions and toxicity," said r/AceAttorney, and for a split second his face flickered and transformed into Iris Hawthorne's.

"Spirit channeling..." barrylawn murmured in sudden understanding.

"Yes, Iris channeled me so that you and I could team-up and get our revenge on dakoolguy!"

"But dakoolguy has a lot of Ace Attorney friends," said barrylawn, getting scared. "They'll just arrest us and put us back in prison!"

r/AceAttorney just laughed. "That's why I decided to even the odds." He clapped his hands and all the evil people from the Ace Attorney series came and stood next to him.

They were all there... Frank Sawhitt, April May, Redd White, Dee Vasquez, Manfred von Karma, Yanni Yogi, Damon Gant, Richard Wellington, Morgan Fey, Ini Miney, Acro, Matt Engarde, Luke Atmey, Furio Tigre, Kristoph Gavin, Alita Tiala, Daryan Crescend... The villains were all freshly escaped from prison and they looked eager to get their revenge on Ace Attorney and dakoolguy.

r/AceAttorney held out a laptop. "Take this," he commanded barrylawn. "It will be our greatest weapon against dakoolguy's self-esteem. You must troll again."

An evil grin slowly spread across barrylawn's face. It was time to get revenge for dakoolguy getting revenge on barrylawn for getting revenge for The Trial of r/AceAttorney (that fic has over 350 views by the way, so it's probably one of the most popular Ace Attorney fanfics).

Not much later, dakoolguy and his friend Edgeworth were playing Mario Kart at dakoolguy's house (dakoolguy was winning) when suddenly a grenade crashed through the window and landed in the middle of the living room.

"dakoolguy, watch out!" cried Edgeworth, fearing for his friend's life. Miles bravely sacrificed himself by diving on top of the grenade. It blew up under him with a deafening roar.

dakoolguy let out an anguished cry and tried to shake his friend back to life but to no avail. Then he heard trollish jeering from outside and he rushed to the window. In the street he saw Richard Wellington on a motorcycle, and riding in the grenade-filled sidecar was Ana-Rde, barrylawn's evil trollfriend.

"Ha ha, that's what you get for being gay with Edgeworth," said Ana-Rde, and then she threw another grenade at dakoolguy's house.

"NO" said dakoolguy, shaking in anger. "Just because Edgeworth and I are good friends and he goes into my bedroom a lot does not mean we are gay!" Then dakoolguy punched the grenade in the air and it flew back at the motorcycle and exploded it. The mangled corpse of Wellington flew through the air and landed on top of a flagpole and Wellington's intestines waved gently in the breeze.

"Let that be a warning to all trolls," dakoolguy said emotionlessly.

But unbeknownst to dakoolguy, Ana-Rde survived the grenade explosion. "Crap," she said from behind a garbage can. "I must return to headquarters and alert r/barrylawn and r/AceAttorney at once." And she ran away.

Just then Gumshoe burst through dakoolguy's front door. "You won't believe this, pal!" he cried. "r/AceAttorney came back to life and let all the evil people out of prison! And even worse, that troll barrylawn posted a new chapter of his story!" He looked around. "Whoa, what happened here?"

dakoolguy started crying and pointed at Edgeworth's dead corpse.

"Oh, pal," said Gumshoe. dakoolguy ran into Gumshoe's arms and they embraced and just stood there together like that for a while, letting all the tears out. But then, to their great surprise, Edgeworth suddenly stood up! And even more surprisingly, he was alive!

"M-Miles!" exclaimed dakoolguy. "B-but how? The grenade...!"

Edgeworth laughed. He took off his clothes and revealed that he had been wearing an explosion-proof vest all along.

"But how did you know to wear that?" asked dakoolguy.

"I have made many enemies as a prosecutor," answered Edgeworth. "I'm always prepared for all contingencies." He turned to Gumshoe. "Now, what's all this about a new chapter in barrylawn's 'story'?" His lip curled in distaste as he recalled the pure nonsense that barrylawn writes and inexplicably doesn't get banned for.

"Oh yeah, pal," replied Gumshoe, "he posted it as soon as he got outta prison. Basically he disrespected the John Phoenix canon and made Phoenix Wright his dad and Maya his mom."

"What!" shouted dakoolguy in righteous anger. He smacked a framed photograph off the mantle. "But it's explicitly stated in the first chapter of 'The Adventures of John Phoenix' that John Phoenix's mother is Mary Wright! How could Maya be his mother when she's not even his mother!"

Gumshoe scratched his head. "Well yeah, but as of Chapter 9 of The Adventures of John Phoenix ("Godot's Mission"), we still don't know who John Phoenix's dad is so it's possible that it's Phoenix..."

dakoolguy screeched and Edgeworth slapped Gumshoe.

"Ow! What was that for...?"

"Detective!" cried Edgeworth in disgust. "If Phoenix Wright was John Phoenix's father it would be INCEST! And Wright would never do incest! Moreover, his sister Mary is a SECRET sister, one that he only learned about 5 days before John Phoenix was birthed. It would be impossible for Wright to be the father because it takes 8 months for a baby to be born!"

"S-sorry," whimpered Gumshoe.

"Never mind, what's important now is stopping barrylawn and r/AceAttorney before they post more bad things online."

"I agree, Miles," said dakoolguy. "But where do we start?"

"We start by looking for clues," said Edgeworth. And everybody looked for clues.

Gumshoe found a clue. "Hey!" he called out. "Over here, guys! I found a clue!" There was a note underneath the grenade fragments. Gumshoe handed it to Edgeworth.

"Good work, Detective," said Edgeworth. "This note must have been inside the grenade. Perhaps it will give us a clue as to the trolls' location." He read the note and then his face went white.

"W-what is it, Miles?" asked dakoolguy.

"This... this is a ransom note. r/AceAttorney and the other trolls have kidnapped Wright!"

Everyone gasped and was shocked at this shocking news.

To be continued...