Main Event – Sue Derek & John Doe (Enju Saion-Ji & Kazuki Araya) vs. Ms. Mackelroy & Fame N. Fortunes (Yamabuki Suou & Fame) for the Moe Regional Wrestling World & Women's Championships AND the Future of the Moe Regional Wrestling Promotion

Sue & John brawl at Fame and Mackelroy, as the bell rang. The referee ran off, avoiding the carnage.

Muddy called, "We're back live, and this, what was supposed to be a handicap match, turned into a huge Tornado Tag Match! And the only way to win is by Submission! Whoever taps out, loses everything! And if you're Sue Derek and John Doe, you cannot afford to lose!"

Chet snoozed, as Muddy called, "Sue with Mackleroy with a collar and elbow tie-up, while John Doe takes down Fame N. Fortunes outside the ring! Bedlam here in Moe Regional Wrestling! And the rivalry between Fortunes and John Doe has gotten extremely personal! John Doe, the longest reigning Moe Regional Wrestling World Champion, offers the assistance of his lover, to save Moe Regional Wrestling!"

Sue throws Mackelroy in the turnbuckle, as Mackelroy counters with a barrage to the gut and chest. Mackelroy retreats to outside, and then grabs her briefcase. She slammed Sue with the briefcase, on the head, and Sue drops down. John Doe tackles Fame to the barricade, but Fame grips his neck and slams him through the steel barricade, into the crowd. John Doe was helpless, as he was buried in white folding chairs, marking the promotion's logo. Fame slams a chair onto the back of John Doe, as she was ballistic.

Meanwhile, Mackelroy locks Sue in a Fujikawa Armbar. She shouted to surrender, but Sue cried, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

She broke free, and delivered a lethal left hook to her solar plexus, and then lifts her high, into a suplex. Sue grapples Mackelroy down, delivering a Rear Naked Choke. Mackelroy shouted, "NO! NOOOOO!"

Fame entered the ring and broke up the hold. Fame grabbed Sue by the neck and giggled evilly, "Hahahahahaha!"

Fame chokeslammed her down to the ground, as Mackelroy cackled, "AGAIN! AGAIN!"

Fame chokeslammed her again, and then Mackelroy grips Sue's head, performing a Cobra Clutch. She cried, "IT'S MINE! SAY IT! MINE! MINE! MIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!"

Sue hollered, "NEVER!"

Muddy yelled, "OH MY GOD! Sue Derek is taking a severe beating, but she refuses to surrender!"

Mackelroy continues to tighten the hold, as she screamed, "TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sue hollered, as she tried to break free.

Fame broke her up, and then cackled, "You're not done? Well, we'll do it for you."

She lifted her up and powerslammed her to the ground. Fame grabbed her hair and pulled her up. The referee shouted to let go of the hair, but Fame glared at the referee, and she ran away, crying.

"OH! And Chip Cutter runs away to the crowd! Fame N. Fortunes' evil glare intimidates almost anybody!" Muddy called.

Chet said, "Uh, question: Who's afraid of Fame, other than John Doe?"

"Everybody else, I believe." Muddy said, "Sue Derek is in big trouble, and John Doe is buried within the chairs of the crowd! This is madness! Sue Derek is going to lose everything!"

Chet fell asleep, "Wake me when it's over. Zzz… … … Zzz… … …"

Fame throws Sue into the corner, as Mackelroy kicks her in the gut, five times. She stomps down on Sue Derek's body and roared, "YOU! CAN'T! WIN! YOU! DIRTY! GIRL! YOU! MAKE! ME! SICK! SICK! SICK-SICK-SICK-SICK-SICK!"

She calmed down, as she said to Fame, "Finish her! She'll give up!"

Fame lifts her up and prepares a Tombstone Piledriver. But Sue got out of the piledriver and delivered a low blow to Fame.

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! LOW BLOW TO FORTUNES!" Muddy cried. "Uhhhhhh… Does Fame have any geni-, you know what? Never mind!"

Fame drops to her knees, as Mackelroy tackles her down. Sue Derek and Ms. Mackelroy began a beatdown of punches, as they roll around the floor, fighting for their lives. But they are aware that the only way to win is by Submission ONLY. Mackelroy threw Sue off her body, and spears her down. She chokes her with a crossface hold, as Sue cried out, "NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Fame slowly recovered, as she went to the corner. She ripped off the top turnbuckle pad, exposing some steel. Fame called to Mackelroy, "Ms. Mackelroy! HERE!"
They lifted Sue up, as she was feeling groggy. They threw her to the exposed corner, but Sue blocked it and pushed aside BOTH evil owners. She swept Fame off her feet, and landed a swift kick to Mackelroy, followed by a Jumping DDT, and then finishes with a Senton on her chest. Sue roared, as she grabbed Mackelroy by the legs and signals to the fans.

"This is it, guys! Sue Derek is about to finish off Ms. Mackelroy with the Figure Four Leglock!" Muddy called. "This is it!"

Sue performed a Figure Four, but Mackelroy shoves her off, before she could lock it in. Fame grabs Sue by the neck and chokeslammed her to the ground.

"OHH! CHOKESLAM STRAIGHT TO HELL!" Muddy called, "I believe that this is all over!"

Fame signals the slit gesture to the neck, preparing for the Tombstone Piledriver. She lifted her high and slammed her to the ground, head-first. Mackelroy cackled, as she cheered, "WE WIN! WE WIN! MOE REGIONAL IS GONE FOREVER! AHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! AHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

Chip Cutter called, "Uhhhhh, not quite, Ms. Mackelroy."

Fame asked, "Come again?"

She stammered, "Uh, Su-su-sue can only lose, via submission. You have to make her tap out or surrender, or else the match will continue, until she wakes up."

Mackelroy cried, "AAAGAH! DAMN MY RULES! I THOUGHT WE AGREED THAT THE MATCH MUST END WITH A WINNER, AFTER WE HUMBLE AND HUMILIATE HER! HOW IS THIS FAIR?"

Muddy cried, "I don't believe it! Ms. Mackelroy, hoisted by her own rules! There is no ref stoppage, Ms. Mackelroy! Sue Derek has to surrender! She can't surrender, if she's out cold!"

Ms. Mackelroy slapped her face and then locked her in a Cobra Clutch, again. She cried, "SAY IT NOW! SAY IT! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!"

John Doe emerged from the crowd, as he charged at Fame. Fame bounces off the ropes, and He launches a barrage of fists to Fame. He cried, "This is for Bones Justice! This is for my father! And this is for my girlfriend!"

He threw Fame into the corner, as John Doe points at Fame. He stomps onto Mackelroy, as she groans, "PTOO!" and then flies toward Fame with a Running Splash. Fame was squashed by the corner, and drops to her knees. Mackelroy let go of Sue, as she went after John Doe. Fame was grounded in the corner, as Mackelroy starts to tug at his hair. Sue Derek was out cold, as Fame was slowly getting up. Fame approaches a downed Sue, and grabs her by the face. John Doe throws her off his back and slams her faced down, and then locks in a Camel Clutch with the right knee to the back. Mackelroy cried in pain, as she was trying to break free, but Fame kicked him off her, with Sue in her hands. Sue suddenly comes to, and kicks Fame in the gut. She slams her down with a facebuster, and starts pounding away on her face. Mackelroy pulled out a pair of handcuffs from her pocket, and proceeded to handcuff John Doe to the ropes.

"OH NO! Unfair tactics again! Ms. Mackelroy has John Doe trapped! Sue Derek's all alone!"

She grinned, "Now-."

John smiled, "Now, you're screwed."

He slinked off, as Ms. Mackelroy handcuffed herself to the ropes. She cried, "JOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY!"

Muddy cried, "Unbelievable! John Doe outsmarted The Bookie! No wonder he's our Moe Regional Champion!"

He kicked at Fame, as Mackelroy shrieked, "FAME! FAAAAAAAAAAAAME!"

Fame went to her, but John Doe dropkicked her in the back, and then landed onto the exposed turnbuckle, knocking her out.

"OUCH! AND TURNABOUT IS FAIR PLAY! JOHN DOE HAS STOPPED FAME N. FORTUNES!"

Mackelroy shouted, "DAMN YOU! RELEASE ME! HELP ME!"

John Doe flipped her off, and then locked in the STF.

"And John Doe with his STF Finisher! The move that won him the title! Chip Cutter is in the ring, as Sue Derek is coming to!"

Fame was resisting the pain, as Sue Derek starts beating down Ms. Mackelroy. Fame was struggling to break out of the hold, but was slowly fading.

"Fame N. Fortunes is fading and passing out, but to no avail! She has to surrender! That's the rule!" Muddy cried.

John Doe let go, as he said to Sue, "You do it. Let Mackelroy watch the despair she'll earn!"

Mackelroy sneered, "Oh, you think you got me, eh? Well, guess what?"

She uncuffed herself and cried, "I STILL HAD THE KEYS TO THE CUFFS!"

She tackled down Sue Derek, as Fame grabbed onto John Doe, into a bearhug. Mackelroy locks in a sleeper hold, as she cried, "FAME! FINISH HIM! SHE HAS TO SURRENDER!"

Fame locks in the chokeslam, and lifts him up high. But he counters and leaps over, and sweeps her down, locking in the STF, once more. Mackelroy let go of the hold, but Sue Derek clasped onto the neck of The Bookie, in a cobra clutch!

"OH! AND SUE DEREK GIVES MS. MACKELROY A TASTE OF HER OWN MEDICINE! COBRA CLUTCH LOCKED IN!"

Both Fame and Bookie were locked, and then they slammed their hands onto the chests. Fame slams the mat, and Bookie slaps her chest, signaling the tap out.

Chip Cutter cried, "IT'S OVER! RING THE BELL!"

Muddy shrieked, "IT'S ALL OVER! JOHN DOE AND SUE DEREK SAVED MOE REGIONAL WRESTLING!"

The announcer called, "The winners of the match, and STILL Moe Regional Wrestling World Champion and Women's Champion, John Doe and Sue Derek!"

Chip raised the arms of John and Sue, as Muddy cried, "IT'S OVER! A MIRACLE HAS BEEN MADE IN MOE REGIONAL WRESTLING! THE POWER COUPLE OF JOHN DOE AND SUE DEREK HAVE ENDED MS. MACKELROY'S EVIL PLANS, AND MOE REGIONAL WRESTLING IS SAVED!"

John and Sue hugged, as Mackelroy crawled out of the ring and roared, "DANG IT! NO!"

She sobbed, as she carried Fame away. Ms. Mackelroy walked off, without looking back. Her evil plans were foiled. Muddy Waters cheered, "And this promotion has a future, ladies and gentlemen! Our champions have ended Ms. Mackelroy and Fame N. Fortunes' evil plans!" Chet woke up and moaned, "Eh? What happen?"

John and Sue smiled, as John winked, "I got your back, baby."

They share a kiss, as Muddy smiled, "Yep! Love and teamwork triumphs on this day! From all of us in Moe Regional Wrestling, we say thank you to you, John Doe, and to you, Sue Derek! Our saviors of the promotion from the evil Miss Mackelroy The Bookie!"

They continued to celebrate, holding the titles high, as Muddy concluded, "Anna, can you believe in miracles? You must be very excited! We get to have our jobs saved!"

Chet muttered, "W'ever."

Lynn Bobski is interviewing Mackelroy, "Miss Mackelroy, an amazing match, but not what you expected! The Miracle of 1987, and it happens here in Moe Regional Wrestling, my god, this really eats you alive, did it?"

Mackelroy sobbed, as she snarled, "This … This isn't over. I may have lost control of Moe Regional Wrestling, but I will return! Someday! Because, yes, I OWN everything else! And they cannot take it away from me! The Miracle of 1987? Oh, no. It's no miracle. It's a prelude of war! Enjoy your Summer of Love, Sue Derek! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!"

She leaves with Fame, as Lynn called, "Well, folks, I said it best, The Miracle of '87! Moe Regional Wrestling is saved, thanks to our World Champion and Women's Champion! Pure chaos out there, as fans are going wild for their heroes! The Bookie tucks her tail and leaves, but this is far from over for these two! Anna, back to you in the studio! Good lord!"

Anna said, "Yes, folks. The Miracle of '87. John Doe and Sue Derek, they saved Moe Regional Wrestling from the EVIL Bookie, Miss Mackelroy, and her silent business partner, Fame N. Fortunes. We salute you, our champions, and we salute you, to all our fans in Moe Regional Wrestling. With all the pageantry and action out of the way, we press on.
Next week, we will have our long-awaited showdown between Lex Ferbson and Jad2Badd, as they finally go head-to-head, in a battle between former tag team partners! Plus, we are going to decide the two teams to face off in the Moe Regional Wrestling Tag Team Tournament, to determine the NEW Moe Regional Wrestling Tag Team Champions! And finally, the contract signing between Big Bertha and The Bee Creature, for the ownership of Big Bertha's farm, coming this August for Summer Breakout '87! That's next week! For our entire crew, Lynn Bobski, Muddy Waters, and Chet Cheddercheese, I'm Anna B. Ionica! Goodnight, and Godspeed!"

The End

Back to the New Day, as they finished watching the video.

(Big E): HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! Aw, man, did you see that? You don't see action like that, anymore!

(Xavier): Yeah, but it feels like I recognize a lot of those people, though.

(Kofi): Yeah, they did look kinda familiar, didn't they?

Big E ejects the tape, as Kofi & Xavier asks about the characters. He said, "Well, of course, you probably grew up watching them, but you didn't know that you were watching them at the time.

(Kofi): No… I think I know them.

Big E pulls out the tape, but the tape was wrinkled and curled up, chewed up inside the VCR. He complained, "AWWWW, MAN!"

(Xavier): What happened?

(Big E): THE PLAYER ATE MY TAPE!

(Xavier): It's not that big of a deal.

(Big E): What do you mean?!

(Xavier): Well, look, like, we can find it for you somewhere.

(Big E): HOW?

(Xavier): *sighs* E… You can find anything on the internet.

(Kofi): Yeah, man. For better or for worse.

(Xavier): Look, lemme just log on, we'll search this virtual universe, and I'm sure that we'll find if for you, somewhere. And then, also, there's nothing better than a trip to the future.

(Kofi): That's true.

(Big E): I guess.

Kofi comforts Big E, as he said, "Hey, man! It's gonna be alright."

"We'll find it." Xavier added, "Everything is on the internet."

The New Day leaves, as they head off to search the internet, hopefully to find a replacement for the VHS tape that was destroyed. And hopefully, they will find what they are looking for. But that's another story.

Miz-K NOTE: Foreshadowing!

CAST
Enju Saion-Ji as Sue Derek
Yamabuki Suou as Miss Mackelroy

Cy Tokakushi as Anna B. Ionica
Mari Hanao as Lynn Bobski
Aoi Asahina as Muddy Waters
Mashiro as Chet Cheddercheese

Kazuki Araya as John Doe
Kyoko Kirigiri as White-Out Jane Doe
Myu Momochi as Jack-Lynn Hyde
Dark Myu as Carrie Black
Haruko Haruhara as Brit
Ayame Kajou as Criss
Hatsune Miku as Tik
Megurine Luka as Tok
Kikuko Hattori as Kari Kamikaze
Meiko Makino as She-Babe
Lily Fuma as Bee Creature
Bubbles of PPGZ as Miyako Air
Fame as Fame N. Fortunes

Kirara Himeno as Referee Chip Cutter
Setsuna Tojo as Big Bertha
John Spicer as Melvin Wembley
Elly Fuma as Lex Ferbson
Kurenai Kato as Jad2Badd

Waluigi as The Paid Impersonator
The New Day as themselves

Moe Regional Wrestling is a parody of Southpaw Regional Wrestling, owned by WWE

Moe Ninja Girls, Danganronpa, Vocaloids and others are owned by their respective owners.
Only Meiko Makino is owned by me, and Fame is owned by IcebatofValikinRR2B8

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