Note: This is a songfic going to the tune of "Who Do you Think you are?" from the Sailor Moon English album "Luna Rock". This fic actually works better if you've heard the song—so go find it and listen to it! Ok another thing—this was written at 12am last night so it may be a little fuzzy and all...*_*

Karsh and Norris are arguing then the music starts.

Karsh: You say you're cool and you're strong

But look at you (huh) you're just a scum!

Showing up in battle with the same old crap

Norris: You say you're brave, Acacia Deva

'Cause stupid things...that you've said

Prove that you've got Viper Churros in your head

Karsh (Chorus): Who do you think you are?

Who do you think you are?

Ya say you're the best by far!

Who do you think you are?

Norris: When its time to stand and fight

You'd rather pine for Riddel who belongs to Dario

And when you're scared, you'd wet yourself

Fighting every battle with some leaky pants

Karsh: You're all talk...non-stop

You think that it's so cherry in the Deva's spot

You say you're way...never fails

Well you might as well go home and preen your scumbag self!

Norris (Chorus): Who do you think you are?

Who do you think you are?

Ya say you're the best Deva

Who do you think you are?

Karsh and Norris look at each other smugly during the guitar, and groove break.

Karsh/Norris: I hope you know, if today it doesn't show...you are my friend

(you are my friend)

That doesn't mean that when we've had it we won't go at it again and again!

Karsh: You've no brains, and I've got guts

Norris: If I'm a pain...well you're an ass

Karsh/Norris: Oh it's insane how we drive each other nuts (It's true!)

Karsh: Who do you think you are?

Who do you think you are?

Ya say you're the best by far

Who do you think you are?

Norris: Who do you think you are?

Who do you think you are?

Ya say you're the best Deva-a

Who do you think you are?

Karsh: I can't believe that you wanna be the leader around here

Norris: Huh, well I should be! Because you're such a Viper Churro Head!

Karsh: Oh yeah? I thought you had a thing for Churros too! You eat a lot of them too!

Norris: Well it's nothing compared to the mess you make when you eat them!

Karsh: I do not!

Norris: Do too!

Karsh: I do not!

Norris: Do too!

Karsh: Hmph, well I'm the leader around here and that's that.

Norris: Well why should I listen to a flip-out like you?

Karsh: Maybe because I'm Karsh, one of the fiercest of all Acacia Dragoons, stronger than you Porre flunkies!

Norris: Well all I know is you must be wearing your pants too tight...

*Music fades as the argument goes on. *

Author's notes: All I can say is DOWNLOAD THE DARN SONG Even if you hate SailorMoon! It goes so well with Karsh and Norris, two funny rivals from the game. ^^. It was midnight when I wrote this so forgive me if it stinks....