Now it's June and the COVID-19 quarantine is BS. At least it's giving like all the time in the world to finish up the story, which would have been done at this rate if it weren't for procrastinating so much.

Here in this chapter, Kyle Broflovski plans on doing something equally stupid and illegal later tonight with less than 24 hours before the upcoming road matchup against the West Park Wolverines the following night and invites his friends/teammates with him and we shall see what happens later. XD Besides, it doesn't hurt to bring a couple more friends with them, so Kyle also invited Craig and Clyde.

It is Thursday 8:05 AM in the hallways full of lockers at South Park High School, Kyle walks up to Token Black, who is at his locker grabbing some for class.

"Hey, Token?" Kyle said, as Token looked up.

"Hey, what's up, Kyle?" Token responded.

"Meet at the mini-mart at 10 tonight." Kyle notified.

"10 o'clock? For what, man?" Token asked.

"I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you." Kyle answered, jokingly.

"All right." Token replied with a chuckle.

"Hey, have you seen Cartman? I can't find him. I fear that I think something's wrong." Kyle asked with a bit of worry.

"PC." Token answered.

"PC?" Kyle asked with concern.

"Come on, Kyle. He's been riding the fuck out of Cartman, man, blaming him for Stan's knee and shit". Token stated specifically. "Look, man, I'm over this shit."

"I hear you, man." Kyle said.

"You don't hear me, man. PC is a fucking-ass racist redneck." Token said. "You know many rushing yards I average a game?" He asked.

"About 100?" Kyle guessed.

"153." Token corrected him. "You know how many touchdowns I have? Huh?" He also asked.

Kyle didn't even bother guessing, Token raised his left hand up with all five fingers up.

"Five. That's because I broke for over 25 yards each time." Token answered with a reason. "And every time we get inside the 10, he gives the ball to Stan on the QB sweep, or to Craig up the middle or throw some fucking roll out to a white receiver. It's bullshit." Token stated with some irritation. "I'm just PC's black work horse." He added.

"PC." Kyle said to himself.

"You think he'd pick up the phone and call Colorado State or Arizona for me? Fuck no!" Token said with disgust. "My mom's been doing my recruiting. She's got Georgia Tech coming to see me." He explained "Damn, Kyle, I thought you knew. Shit is fucked up."

"Fuck PC, all right?" Kyle responded with disgust. "I'll get you in the end zone more often." He added with a promise.

Token's attitude lightened up a bit, he gave a slight smile and took Kyle's hand.

"We're cool, Kyle." Token said as he shook Kyle's hand and gave a fist bump as then took a small quick glance seeing Bebe standing there with book in her left arm, looking at Kyle. "Hey. You got shit to tend to." He said as he tapped Kyle's right shoulder. "See you at practice, man." He said as he walked away to class.

Bebe walks up to Kyle with a bright smile on her face.

"Hey, babe. How are you?" Kyle asked with smile back.

"Hmm..." Bebe began. "Just thinking about the sweet fun we had last night." She answered.

"Me too. It was the sexiest surprise I've ever gotten." Kyle said, teasingly.

"I'm glad you loved it. Thanks, Kyle." Bebe said.

"No, problem." Kyle replied as his girlfriend leaned in for a kiss.

Kyle responded back to the kiss. They just parted lips.

"Now, let's get to class." Bebe said.

"Okay, sweetie." Kyle answered.

The couple walked down the hallway to class together with Kyle's left arm around her shoulders and her head leaning on his left shoulder and right arm around his waist.

It is 3:25 PM at Peter Charles Stadium, SPHS Varsity football players are on the field, warming up before practice, some players, including Kyle, are on the bench strapping up their shoulder pads and putting their practice jerseys on, despite they already put their practice pants on in the locker room. Kenny is randomly explaining girls to Kyle in dirty ways.

"Would you listen to me, all right?" Kenny began as he got off the bench. "Bitches are all just panty droppers. You understand? That's it." He stated.

"What?" Kyle asked in confusion as he is strapping up his shoulder pads.

"Listen, you give them a Percocet, two Vicodin and a couple of beers, and the panties drop." Kenny advised.

"It's nice." Kyle said with smirk as he is now strapping up his backplate.

"It's niiiicce." Kenny said deviously.

"Kenny, do you think you'll enjoy prison?" Kyle asked as he grabbed his practice jersey and put it on.

"I don't know. What?" Kenny answered as undid he belt of his pants and reached down his pants readjust the cup in his jockstrap. "Where are we going tonight?" He asked Kyle.

"That's a surprise." Kyle answered. "Just make sure everyone's at the mini-mart at 10, all right? I'm bringing Stan." Kyle notified Kenny as he grabbed his helmet, got off the bench and walked onto the field to warm up.

"Nice." Kenny replied as he still stood there and pulled the front waistline of his pants and looked down his pants, he raised an eyebrow. He looked up and around to see if no one is looking and then looked down into his pants again. "The fuck is that?" He asked to himself.

Now it's 10:30 PM, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Cartman, Token, Craig and Clyde are at the Peppermint Hippo. The strip club is popping like crazy, loud music playing Horror Show by Third Eye Blind and live girls doing strip dances. They got in with fake ID's and sat at a table that's enough for eight people to sit at with Kyle sitting at the end of the table and the other five boys taking all the six remaining seats on the side. Stan (sitting next to Kyle), Token and Craig on the right and Cartman (also sitting next to Kyle), Kenny and Clyde on the left. The table was even closer to the stage where the strippers pole dance. A slim black haired waitress in a blue long sleeve short dress came at the table with a tray with seven shots of vodka and handing the seven boys each one.

"Bring it on." Kenny said to himself, watching the waitress hand their drinks to them.

"These are from Dave and you boys are in the house all night." The waitress said as she then left.

"All right." Kyle said.

"That's what's up." Craig said.

"Oh yeah." Cartman said.

"Gentlemen, I'm gonna go nuts." Kenny said.

The boys grabbed their respective shot glasses and raised them for a toast.

"My gift to you. To PC." Kyle said, starting the toast.

"Oh, fuck PC!" The seven boys said in unison.

After their shot glasses clinked together, they took their shots, except Token and Clyde.

"Hey, Kenny. Take my shot, man. You know I don't drink." Token said as he gave Kenny his unused shot.

"And mine." Clyde said, doing the same thing.

"Come on, you guys are drinking tonight." Kyle said, convincingly.

"We got West Park tomorrow, man. We can't be staying up all late." Token said.

"Plus, we could get in trouble." Clyde said with concern and a bit of worry.

"Oh, you two relax. And Token? Just chill, man, and look over your left shoulder." Kenny said.

"What's up?" Token asked as he took a glance over his left shoulder.

When he did, Token ended up seeing a slim topless long curly blonde haired stripper standing right by him and Stan. She took Token's purple and black snapback hat, took him by the back of the head and jiggled her D cup breasts right into his face. The boys all started laughing, especially Stan and Kyle, as they watched Token getting his face rubbed into a stripper's tits.

"God damn." Kenny jealously said to himself that he didn't get what Token just got.

After the stripper's special delivery to Token, she placed Token's hat back on his head and left, leaving him with a changed smile oh his face.

"Oh, yeah!" Cartman said overjoyed.

"Fuck this, I'm taking my shot. I'm in!" Token said as he changed his mind and took his unused shot back from Kenny, followed by Clyde.

"Me too!" Clyde said as he also took his shot back.

Token and Clyde both drank their shots.

As the boys were enjoying the night of their lives and watching a long straight brunette curly haired stripper dancing down to her knees as she removed her pink bra, revealing her double C cup breasts, Cartman got so intimidated by her strip dancing, he got up and began to strip and dance. He even got the other boys' attention as he is about to strip his shirt off.

"Woo! Yeah!" Cartman yelled out as he started stripping out if his shirt up while dancing.

"Come on. Come on, keep your shirt on, Cartman." Kyle encouraged him.

"It's a strip club, dude. I'm here to work." Cartman exclaimed as he continued doing his thing. "Woo!"

Cartman walked up towards the stage and started to continue stripping out of his shirt and then dancing with the brunette stripper. The boys started laughing as they enjoyed watching Cartman dance naked with the stripper, who also seems to enjoy his dancing with her. She even took his light blue and yellow snapback and put it on her as he stripped down his pants all the way down to his underwear while still dancing.

"Work it, Cartman. Let's go, big dog." Craig yelled out from the table.

Token, Stan, Kenny, Clyde, Craig and Kyle still cracking up so hard at seeing what's happening in front of them right now.

"Oh no. Oh no, come on." Kyle said in disappointment as he sees the male pony-tailed bouncer trying to pull Cartman off the stage while the other boys are still laughing.

"Here you go, have a beer." The bouncer said as he gave Cartman a bottle of Budweiser. "Come on." He said while taking Cartman off the stage with him.

Cartman Was smiling like he didn't care that he's getting pulled out of the stage as he enjoyed the time of his life. He walked back to the stripper and got his hat back from her as she put it back on his head and gave each other a hug and the bouncer came back again to take Cartman off this time.

"Go Cartman!" Clyde yelled out in the background.

"What a nut." Kyle said to himself with a chuckle.

"Hey, you know of all these guys, you, Bebe and Wendy are the only three who came and visit me at the hospital after my injury occurred in the comeback win against Englewood and at home after every practice." Stan told Kyle. "Wendy is the best thing that's ever happened to me, Bebe's a good friend, and you're a great best friend." He added with a compliment.

"Thanks, buddy." Kyle said with a small smile.

"And also, and I have to say that,... thank you very much for stepping up for me out there on the field and for dragging my ass out here. I appreciate everything you've done for me." Stan said proudly to him.

"You're not gonna try and hug me now, are you?" Kyle asked with a nervous smile, making Stan chuckle.

Cartman comes back with his clothes back on and sits back down. As Hot for Teacher by Van Halen started playing, a new stripper with familiar hair, figure and face comes dancing onto stage with a SPHS yearbook covering the front of her face, Her hair in a bun in a short button up wool skirt, long sleeve button up wool coat all dark blue with a white short sleeve button up shirt underneath and dark brown high heels.

The boys just sat back and watched her strip slowly and dance at the same time along the chalkboard that says "Sex Education". She started off with fixing her hair, unbuttoning her long sleeve coat, then her short sleeve her shirt revealing her black lacy bra, tossing it on the side with her coat. As she then unbuttoned her skirt revealing her black thong. she spun it around her hand a few times and tossed it along with her coat and shirt.

"Yeah, baby, take it off!" Kenny yelled out in the background.

As the stripper is still dancing in front of the chalkboard with her bank facing towards the crowd and shaking her hips, she unhooked her bra while her shoulders in sync and rhythm throughout the song, she removed her bra revealing her perfectly round D-cup breasts. She happily turned around, revealing her naked body and tits to the crowd while spinning her bra around and tossed it along with the rest of her clothes and continued her naked dancing. A few seconds later as she went to the front of the pole, got on her knees in front of the crowd with her right hand on her chest, she looked up and paused, her smile slowly faded and stood there stunned and awkward in silence and slowly trying to cover her breasts as she saw very similar faces of her students right in front of her as they also just realized that the stripper dancing happens to be their health teacher, Ms. Stevens.

"Oh, my god. It's Ms. Stevens." Kyle said shockingly with a bit of surprise.

"Holy shit. It's Ms. Stevens." Kenny said all surprised.

Token and Craig laughed out loud when they just found out that one of their teachers is one of the strippers in the strip club.

"It's Ms. Stevens. Ms. Stevens." Cartman yelled out.

"Yeah!" Clyde yelled out.

"No way." Stan said, also surprised.

As Ms. Stevens saw how the boys are cheering her on, she went with the flow and resumed her dancing. She grabbed down to the pool with both hands, wrapped one leg around it and spun around it a few times while arcing her back and head backwards. She starts while holding onto the pole with her left hand and her back facing towards the crowd, lift her ass up, lifting her right leg up, turned her head back towards the crowd with a lustful expression and slapping her right butt cheek like a naughty/dirty school teacher. The boys are also lip-synching to the song as they watch their teacher pole dance, naked.

At least a couple hours went by, it's a little after 1 AM in the morning. The boys and Ms. Stevens are still at the club sitting at another table to hang out and admire her dancing and other stuff like that. So many beers and shots on the table, they drink so many, they were all up still talking, feeling buzzed or drunk. Clyde and Token are passed out, sleeping with their heads leaning on top of the table due to drinking so much. Ms. Stevens, who has the rest of the night off, was just sitting their awkwardly with her students, wearing a silky dark brown robe and listening to Kenny's drunk n' dirty fantasies.

"I just want you to know that I am 17, and I have had sex with older women before." Kenny told Ms. Stevens, while all drunk.

Stan let out a small laugh, looking all drunk and turned his head towards Kyle, who looks completely weirded out from hearing Kenny's drunk n' dirty fantasies.

"How is he coming up with this shit?" Kyle asked Stan in thought.

"I don't know, dude, but this shit is priceless." Stan answered Kyle in thought.

"It was topical. It was erotic. I give it a 9.5. I still got wood. Still." Kenny said, finishing his drunk talk towards Ms. Davis.

"I give it a, uh... A TEEYN (10)! A teeyn! A fucking teeyn!" Cartman blurted out, all drunk.

"Gentlemen." Kyle began as he got the other boys attention, raising his shot glass of tequila, the others raised their drinks (whether if it's beer, mixed drink or a shot), including Token and Clyde while they're still passed out but still raised up their shot glasses along with the others. "I'd like to propose a toast. To Ms. Stevens." He finished.

"Ms. Stevens. TEEYN!" Cartman agreed.

All the seven boys and Miss Davis clinked their drinks and then continued to spend the rest of the night at the club.

It's now sunrise. Friday at 7:00 AM. The boys exited the Peppermint Hippo, looking completely hungover from last night. Luckily, Stan is still able to get out of the club while on crutches and drunk equally. The entire parking lot was completely empty, nothing left but Kyle's car as they started walking towards it. H

"Fuck me. It's 7:00." Kenny said.

"What'd you just say?" Craig asked.

"It's 7:00." Kenny answered.

"God, what's that smell?" Cartman asked, sounding like a little more hungover than the others.

"That's us." Kenny answered with a chuckle.

"Who we playing tonight?" Clyde asked.

"West Park." Token answered.

"Ooh shit." Kyle said.

End of chapter 12

Well, there you have it. Kyle takes the Stan, Cartman, Kenny, Token, Craig and Clyde to the Peppermint Hippo for an underage drinking party or celebration, that's the surprise Kyle had and why he wanted everyone to meet at the mini-mart at 10 PM, and then discovered that Ms. Stevens, the South Park High School health teacher is a stripper. Plus, how did they manage to get in? Fake ID's I suppose... Tried to make Cartman say 10, Billy Bob style :) And due to the hangover, how are they going to be able to dominate the West Park Wolverines? Let's see what happens in the next chapter.