Deleted Scene: Craig breaks the fourth wall

Craig: Me and Tweek are just gonna do the usual. Go out, probably watch a movie, have dinner and hold hands.

Kenny: (Sounds good)

Craig: Not really, we're kind of boring. Even the fans think so, as we're barely getting screen time. (Looks at the camera) Hey viewers. You made me and Tweek a couple, and not only is it boring, but it's also a big lie and you're all a bunch of idiots. So, I suggest you stop shipping Creek, and let us live our lives as a bromance. Thank you. (Turns away from the camera) Stan, I hope you stop being nervous about screwing up with Wendy. She flashed you her pussy, and she blew you.

Stan: Yeah- hang on. How did you know about the pussy-flash?

Kenny: (Oops. I think I let it slip)

Deleted Scene: Cartman's failed attempt to serenade Heidi

Turner Residence- Evening. Heidi was in her room, getting ready for her date with Kyle. Bebe is sitting on her bed, while Heidi tries on different dresses.

Heidi (Sporting a strapless lime-green dress): How does this look Bebe? (Gives a twirl)

Bebe: Kyle will love it, Heidi.

A tap on the window.

Heidi: That must be Kyle.

She opens it; her face turns dour when she sees Cartman standing at the bottom with a boombox. He turns it on, and it begins playing an instrumental version of 'Mandy' by Barry Manilow.

Cartman (Singing):

Oh Hei-di.

You came and you showed me your pus-sy.

Heidi shuts the window. The tape in the boombox breaks.

Cartman: Goddammit!

Deleted Scene: Randy interrupts Stan and Wendy's date

Stan: So... how's basketball?

Wendy: We're doing well. We have a match against East Park next week. I hope you can show up.

Stan: I will, as long as my dad doesn't do anything to stop me.

Wendy: Speaking of your dad, how's farm life?

Stan: I don't really like to talk about farm life; it puts too much stress on me. I thought you knew that.

Wendy: Sorry. I just forgot.

Stan: It's okay. Like I said, I don't want to put any stress on us this evening. (His phone rings. Stan picks it up, and looks at the caller ID; it's Randy. He sighs and answers) What is it dad?

Randy: Stan, I need you to come home now. We have to move the latest shipment to the barn.

Stan (Groans): Fuck off dad! Go lick a dog's butthole!

Before Randy can reply, Stan hangs up. Randy calls again.

Randy: Don't you hang up on me, you bastard son! When you get home, you're punished!

Stan: See if I care. I don't even wanna come home!

Hangs up again, and puts his phone on silent. He and Wendy awkwardly look around.

Extended Scene: Clyde's dirty mind

Clyde: Hey Eric.

Cartman: What?

Clyde points to a bunch of seats that are a few rows in front of them.

Cartman: Holy Crap, you're right! How is he handling two girlfriends? The lucky bastard.

Clyde: Maybe they're gonna get into a threesome later.

An imagination bubble appears above his head. In it, Kyle, Heidi and Bebe are naked and having a threesome. Kyle has his manhood inside Bebe, while she and Heidi are making out with each other and groping each other's breasts.

Clyde: Oh yeah!

Cartman: A what?