Important notice before I start the story: I've decided to rewrite all of the stories where Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny and co. become parents and fit them into one big story because I feel like I could've done better. Since it's a rewrite, you might notice some changes (some changes are more drastic than others). I'm also going to be re-writing my "Freedom Pals Reassemble" story (sometime in late February or early March) too (there will be a drastic change in that one). So that means I'll be working on three stories (this one, Freedom Pals Reassemble and Anybody Else) at once.

Disclaimer, this isn't an incest story. Craig isn't the father, he's just the uncle.

Twenty one year old Tricia Tucker slowly woke up to the sound of her digital alarm beeping.

"Ugh, it's already 9AM. The night passed by so quickly..." Tricia groaned as she turned off the alarm.

She then slowly got out of bed and walked over to the mirror to examine her baby bump. Once in front of the mirror, Tricia lifted up her shirt and stared at her swollen stomach. She was nine months pregnant and she was going to go into labor anytime soon.

"I can't hide this from everyone except for Craig forever, I need to tell my parents about this. I hope Craig is ready to be an uncle soon." Tricia thought to herself.

She put her shirt back down and then proceeded to get ready for the day. On the way to her morning class, she was thinking about what she'll do with her baby once it's born.

"I don't want to abort this kid, I am too far into this pregnancy to do so anyways. I also don't want to put it up for adoption, I guess I'll have to raise him or her by myself as a single mom, hopefully Craig will help me look after him or her when I'm busy. Hopefully Karen will help me too, I bet maybe my kid will be friends with her son." Tricia muttered to herself.

She then walked into her morning class and sat down at a desk. About halfway through her morning class, Tricia felt some mild discomfort in her stomach, so she clutched it and softly groaned.

"Who was that unknown person I had sex with while I was studying abroad? If I ever meet him again, I have to tell him that he's the fa-" she thought.

Her thought was interrupted when she felt something wet soak her pants.

"Crap, did my water just break. Yes it did, I'm definitely in a lot of trouble." Tricia thought.

She then fell out of her seat after a contraction hit her shortly after her water broke.

"Ahhh, help! Somebody call 911, I need an ambulance as soon as possible." Tricia yelped as she laid on her back.

Everyone in the room turned around and looked at her, now everybody knew her secret that she was hiding from them. Tricia knew that she was going to be in big trouble and she was probably going to get kicked out or expelled from college and her parents would be disappointed in her.

"I'll dial 911." somebody shouted.

"Fucking hurry!" Tricia snapped.

In no longer than 10 minutes, the paramedics arrived and took her to the hospital. Everybody in the room was in absolute shock over what they had all just seen.

"Hang on class, I'll go tell the chancellor about what just happened." said the professor, leaving the room.

Meanwhile, Craig was just taking a short break in the police station's break room. He was sitting down at a table, sipping his coffee to ensure that his coffee wasn't too hot. Just before he could take a sip of it, one of his co-workers burst into the room, unannounced.

"Gah!" Craig gasped, spilling his coffee all over his uniform.

"Ouch, hot hot hot!" he exclaimed.

"Sorry Craig, Sergeant Yates wants to see you." his co-worker apologized.

"Tell him I'll be there once I change into a clean uniform." said Craig.

He walked into the shower room, quickly changed into a clean uniform and then he went to go see Yates (aka his boss).

"So, you called? What do you want to see me for?" Craig politely asked Yates.

"I got a call from the hospital and it appears that your sister just gave birth to your nephew. I was figuring out that maybe you'd like to visit her for a while before returning to work." Yates informed.

Craig froze on spot for a second. He was not expecting his boss to tell him that he was an uncle now.

"Uhhh... Tucker?" Yates stuttered.

"Sorry, I was just wasn't expecting you to tell me this. Now I'm an uncle. I'm going to visit her for a while and come back here when I'm done." Craig explained with a little sweat rolling down his head.

Craig drove to the Hells Pass Hospital where his sister and nephew were.

"Am I too late?!" Craig slightly panicked, bursting into the room that Tricia was in.

"No, you're not. Say hello to your nephew." Tricia reassured.

She handed a newborn baby that was wrapped in a blue blanket over to Craig. The policer officer examined his nephew as he held held him. He had black hair and hazel eyes, hinting that his father (that still remains a mystery) probably had black hair too. Her son was pretty scared at first because he didn't know who was holding him so he began to cry.

"Easy there, your uncle's here." Craig cooed.

"Oh, I forgot to tell you his name. His name is Lucas or Luke for short." Tricia apologized.

"Lucas, that's a good-" Craig softly spoke before getting interrupted.

Craig and Tricia's parents burst into the room, absolutely furious.

"W-W-Who told you that I-I-I was here?!" Tricia stuttered.

"Your college's chancellor told us that you're here. Also, he said you are expelled from college!" Thomas snapped.

"How could you not tell us that you were pregnant until the last minute. You could've told us shortly after you found out!" Laura scolded.

"I was worried that I'd get in trouble if you two found out that I was pregnant. So I hid it from everyone except for Craig." Tricia tried to explain.

"You knew that your sister was pregnant this whole time and you didn't tell us?" Thomas shouted at his son.

"Y-Y-Y-Yes." Craig stuttered.

"We wouldn't have been had angry at both of you if either of you two told us sooner." Laura scolded

"Listen, we're sorry mom and dad." Craig apologized in a dry tone.

"Sorry isn't going to cut it for either of you! You two are no longer our son or daughter and we don't have a grandson!" Thomas snapped.

When Thomas and Laura left the room, tears rolled down Tricia's eyes while Craig tried to comfort her and his nephew, who was crying at the top of his lungs while the Tucker siblings were arguing with their parents.

The next day, Craig was at Tweek's coffee shop. As he sat there, waiting for his order to arrive, Tweek noticed how upset he was.

"U-Um Craig?" Tweek stuttered.

"Yes Tweek?" Craig replied.

"I've noticed that you're so upset when you entered here. What happened?" Tweek asked.

"You see, my sister gave birth to Lucas, my nephew but-" Craig explained.

"Congratulations on becoming an uncle, shouldn't you be happy that you're an uncle?" Tweek congratulated.

"You cut me off before I was able to speak..." Craig groaned.

"Sorry." Tweek apologized.

"While I am happy to be an uncle, my parents got angry at me and my sister about hiding Lucas until the last minute. They pretty much dumped all three of us, I'm no longer their son, Tricia is no longer their daughter and Lucas is no longer their grandson." Craig sighed.

"Gah! What?" Tweek gasped.

"Calm down Tweek, now is my order ready." Craig comforted.

"Oh sorry, your order is ready." Tweek apologized as he handed over a cup of coffee to his friend.

The raven haired cop took the coffee and then proceeded to leave the coffee shop.

"Thanks Tweek, I guess I'll be going now." Craig thanked as made his way to the door.

"Wait, before you go. I'm not sure if this advice is good or not but you shouldn't dwell on the past. Now that your parents dumped you, you should just move on. I did the same with my parents when I was in my second year of college because of how they treated me in the past." Tweek suggested.

Craig took Tweek's advice and moved on (and every time he or his sister bump into their parents, the flip each other off). As of now, Tricia and her son moved in with Craig until she can support herself and her son. Tricia is trying to apply for a new college while Craig has taken over the role of Luke's father (Craig is still Luke's uncle though) and looks after him whenever Tricia is busy.

A/N: There, that's part one of Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny and co. becoming parents (I was listening to Rockabye by Clean Bandit over and over again until I finished this part because the song really fits this story. Please don't judge me, disrespect me or lash out at me for my personal head canons/preferences (sadly, it happens to me a lot on YouTube).

The next part should be out sometime this week or next week. I do recommend that you follow and favourite this story, it helps my stories do better and it helps me gain motivation to keep updating more frequently.