Hi guys ! Some stupid-kind-of-Winterfrost One Shot I wrote in december 2018 (yes it's been a while).

Also English is not my native language, therefore please don't throw chairs at me because of my awful grammar and so on.

Loki Odinson let out an annoyed sight as he felt James "Bucky" Barnes staring at him. He closed his book and rose his eyes to look at him.

"You seem to have a question sergent Barnes. Or you are just enjoying the view of the handsome and dangerous alien criminal I am." He said, sarcastically.

Bucky raised an eyebrow as the answer "both" came to his mind.

"Actually, I have a question." He admitted.

"Fine. Ask me and then leave or at least by Odin's beard stop staring at me." Loki retorted.

Bucky sighed. Steve had warned him that the guy wasn't very ... Sociable.

"You are an Asgardian, a "god", THE God of Mischief as you say." He started.

Loki frowned, unsure about what the man meant to say.

"Yes..." He replied. "And?"

"All the books about mythology... What they are sayin' about you. It's true right?" Bucky asked.

"In think so..." the Asgardian mumbled.

Bucky scratched his neck.

"So.. You really got fucked by a horse and then gave birth to an eight-legged horse or something like that-" He questionned.

Loki choked and never a book had been thrown so hard to someone's face.

"- OF COURSE NO YOU STUPID MORTAL WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM-" He yelled.

Bucky stepped back as the angry Asgardian kept shouting at him. He had known torture, World War Two and many brainwashings but an angry Loki suddenly seemed way more terrifying.
At least he had his answer.