Hi, it's been a while, hasn't it? Yeah, but I've reworked this twoshot, because the OG concept wasn't working, then I had to move, and then I had to pay attention to work, and classes, but, no worries, I'm back, and I got a brand-new laptop! Woo-hoo! Anyways, let's go!

WARNING: This work contains suggestive language and descriptions of scenes of a sexual nature. You've been warned.

6 Weeks after the skirmish in the Spade Kingdom, and generally, for the Bulls, at least, life was completely uneventful. Well, all except for one couple.

"I can't wait until I get to see you!" Asta cooed in a baby voice, rubbing Noelle's belly, which the Silva princess blushed heavily. "We're going to have so much fun together when you come out! I'll play with you every single day I'm with you!"

The couple was looking though a book of baby names, in order to prepare for their upcoming child. However, Asta had gotten a bit… preoccupied.

"Asta, honey, I know you're excited, and believe me, I am too." Noelle put her hand on her boyfriend's head. "But we need to pick out a fitting name for our child. The faster we get this out of the way, we can get the challenging stuff out of the way."

Asta sat up straight, asking, "What challenging stuff?"

"Well, for starters, we need a house of own, but I think I can convince by brother for that, and we'll need supplies, like diapers, a crib, nursery, not to mention a ton of books in order to know what the hell we're doing…"

"Okay, the other stuff, I get, but why would we need a house?" Asta asked, putting his hand on his chin. "We could raise him here, right at the base!"

"And you think that Luck trying to fight her, Yami staring her down, and potentially being scarred for life by Gordon would be best for her?" Noelle asked, with a completely flat tone.

After roughly 10 seconds of contemplation, the Vice Captain responded, "Yeah, let's get a house."

"Good boy." Noelle ruffled Asta's hair. "Now, let's get back to it." Noelle opened up the book once more, picking out a random name. "How about… ah! Nadine! According to this, it means "full of hope"! That's a good name, isn't it?"

"Sounds kind of plain, doesn't it?" Asta spoke.

"Okay." Noelle huffed, turning the page. "In that case, how about we call our baby… Nero? Like we called Secre, remember?"

"Yeah, but then we'd have 2 Neros." Asta responded.

"How about Nico, then?"

"Sounds too similar to yours." Asta was now bouncing a ball (which he had inexplicably obtained in two seconds) against a wall out of boredom.

"It does-" Noelle began to argue, but decided against it. "Then, Nicoline!"

"No way."

"Neville!"

"No."

"Nishant!"

"Is that even a real name?"

Noelle huffed, tossing the book at Asta. "Okay then, Dumbsta," Noelle crossed her arms, using the pet name she used for him when they were younger, "What name were you thinking of?"

Asta grinned to himself, before saying, "Well… you know how one of your brothers is named Solid, right?"

"WE ARE NOT CALLING OUR BABY SOLID SILVA II!" Noelle suddenly snapped, her face turning red with anger, causing Asta to take a step back in fear.

"No. no, hear me out, baby." Asta pleaded, waiting for Noelle to calm down, which she did. "I was just thinking, we should continue that naming trend."

"As in…?"

"I think we should name the baby… Liquid." Asta revealed, putting on a goofy grin.

"Liquid." Noelle indignantly spoke.

"Yeah!"

"That's not a name."

"Well, it's not really a name, it's more of a naming theme." Asta explained. "You know, forms of matter! Solid, Liquid, and- yeah, you get it. And besides, I'm practically naming him after you!" Noelle raised an eyebrow at this. "And I'm not saying that because your Magic is Water-Based, I'm saying that because you can-"

"Seriously?" You and Grey?" Magna asked, surprised.

"Yeah. I was surprised myself. Didn't even see myself as the romantic type, really." Luck spoke, with his usual smile.

"Damn!" Magna cursed, pushing up his glasses. "First Asta, then Charmy, now you? If this keeps up, 5-10 years from now, I could be all alone, while you're all happy doing your happy couple things! Hell, Asta's got a baby on the way, even!"

(A/N: I flipped a coin to see who was going to be paired with Gray, the other being Gauche. Luck won.)

"It's not so bad being single, really." Luck spoke, before being cut off by a door flying open, water spraying everywhere. When the water died down, Asta was revealed, his spiked hair completely soaked, his clothes ripped to shreds, and his emerald irises formed the shape of "K.O." in his eyes.

"For example, one slip up, and that could be you." Luck quipped.

"I'm sorry, but you deserved that." Noelle spoke, blushing while brushing her long silver hair.

"Yes, I realize I was out of line, and it was inappropriate. I'm sorry too." Asta apologized, while putting on a fresh change of clothes. Noticing Noelle wouldn't turn to look at him, he grabbed her waist, and hugged her tight. "I'm really sorry, honey. I shouldn't have said something so inappropriate…" Asta put on a fake baby voice, which turned Noelle's expression from an hard, angry one into a soft, understanding one, before she returned her boyfriend's hug.

"Even if you apologize, it doesn't change that you aren't taking this seriously." Noelle muttered.

"Look, it's okay. Because a half a second before you blasted me, I thought of another name." Asta went closer to Noelle's ear. "How about…"

Noelle perked up at the baby's name. "That's beautiful." Before they separated, they shared a short, tender kiss, before separating, smiling at each other. But suddenly, Noelle covered her mouth, and clutched her stomach.

"You'll be okay… I read this only lasts about until the end of the first trimester." Asta said, handing his girlfriend a napkin. "So far, it's been, at least two and a half months, I think."

Noelle sighed, wiping her mouth. "I can tell this baby's gonna take a toll on me… On us both." The royal leaned against her boyfriend. "But still, I guess we'll get through this." She then washed out her mouth of the bile in her mouth.

"Yeah, you're right." Asta said, hugging Noelle once more. "We'll get through this... But come to think of it…"

"Hm?"

"Do any of your siblings know about your… situation?" Asta asked.

"Well, seeing as how my family are royalty, and my eldest brother being the Wizard King, I have the faintest feeling that the youngest daughter of the Silva family, one of the most prestigious royal families in the Clover Kingdom, was impregnated by a magicless peasant from the sticks, doesn't seem like it'd go down well with any of them." Noelle explained.

"They're gonna find out eventually, you know."

"Of course I know that, Dumbsta! I figure as soon as the Second Trimester begins, then it'll be safe to break the news to them." Noelle continued.

"But wouldn't it make more sense to just tell them now?" Asta asked.

"W-Well…"

"Tell you what, when you tell him, I'll be right at your side, okay?" Asta whispered.

"Fine." Noelle mumbled, blushing.

"What was that?"

"I said Fine!"

"Good girl." Asta smiled. "Now that we've got that out of the way… I think that we should take care of something else that's been bugging me for a while." Asta stood up.

"What are you talking abou-" Noelle began, before noticing the look that formed on her boyfriend's face. "You wish."

"C'mon! We literally haven't done it in two months! I'm aching here!" Asta moaned.

"No! Our squadmates can hear us outside of these walls, not to mention what it could do to our baby!" Noelle refused.

"Actually…" Asta slyly began, wrapping his arms around Noelle. "…sex won't do anything to it at all." Asta rubbed her shoulders, which made Noelle feel relaxed. "So? How 'bout it? You down for a little romp?"

"Mmmpf… Aaaahh…~ Wha-? Of course not!" Noelle told the Vice-Captain, blushing.

"Well, what's the worst that can happen? You get pregnant again?" Asta grinned.

"Wha- I- You- I mean-" Noelle stammered, her pale face turning a shade of reddish-pink. The royal then turned to her boyfriend and pushed him onto the bed. The Water Mage crossed her arms, looking down at Asta, with an intimidating glare.

"Uh, Noelle? You're looking kind of scary right n-" Asta begun, with Noelle cutting him off, kneeling in front of him.

(A/N: KIDS LEAVE NOW. LAST WARNING.)

"This is a one time thing, you hear me?" Noelle took off Asta's pants, whipping out his large dick. 'My goodness, it's bigger than I remember!' Noelle stared at the appendage with wonder, before diverting her attention to Asta. "You better appreciate this service." Noelle remarked, tucking a strand of hair behind her ear.

The royal slowly opened her mouth, putting the bulbous head into her mouth. "Haaaah… Noelle…" Asta groaned.

Noelle licked the glans of the penis, before snaking out her tongue to lick the underside of Asta's penis, not breaking eye contact with her boyfriend for even a second. Suddenly, she lowered her head, as she had begun taking his length to the back of her throat. Asta let out a moan, which pleased Noelle. The water mage slowly took Asta's second head into her throat, her eye twitching from fighting off her annoying gag reflex.

"Noelle… Noelle!" Asta groaned, throwing his head back from the pleasure.

'I can tell he's close. Well the, in that case…' Noelle suddenly let the member out of her mouth, taking off her dress, leaving her in her underwear. She proceeded to unclasp her pink bra, letting her swollen breasts hang.

"Why'd you stop?" Asta asked, breathing heavily.

"Because Mimosa did something like this, didn't she?" Noelle asked, wrapping her tits around Asta's cock, licking off the precum off of the head.

"Yeah, but what does that-" Asta began, but Noelle put her finger on his lips, cutting him off.

"I'm not gonna lose to her, even if we agreed to share you." Noelle remarked, starting suck on Asta's lower head. She began to moan as she took his dick deeper in her mouth, as did Asta, but he did so not to alert the others.

"A-Aah! Noelle, I'm about to-!" Asta called out, before gripping Noelle's head, so she couldn't escape. His cum shot into her mouth like a roaring tidal wave, which had overflowed into Noelle's throat, and started to overflow into her mouth. As soon as she pulled away, cum leaked out of the royal's nose, and she got blasted with rope after rope of Asta's cum.

"*cough* You don't hold back, do you?" Noelle asked, coughing.

"Yeah…" Asta panted, contently. "Since you did mine, I guess I've got to do yours now, huh?"

Although she was still somewhat dazed by the aftermath of her blowjob skills, Noelle's face turned red and her eyes widened, as she realized what Asta meant by that. Before she could protest, she found herself on her back, panties off, and legs in the air.

"Here goes…" Asta slowly dragged his tongue out.

"W-Wait! Don't- AAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Asta's tongue had contacted Noelle's clit, which made her writhe in pleasure. Luckily for him, she was so sensitive. He continued to assault Noelle's dripping wet slit, before the silver-haired royal covered her mouth, in order not to scream, as she squirted her juices on her boyfriend. She fell backwards onto the bed, still shivering from her orgasm.

"You okay?" Asta asked, laying next to Noelle, whom was trying to catch her breath.

"Y-Yeah…" Noelle breathed, looking at Asta's half-erect dick. "Do you still want to…"

"Well, I think we got a monkey off our backs, didn't we? So I guess there's no real reason for us to go all the way, now." Asta said, kissing Noelle on the cheek.

"Ah, thank the Gods. I don't think I can move anymore." Noelle replied, smiling. "Well, at least we got the tough stuff out of the way, didn't we, Asta?"

No response.

"Asta?" Noelle looked over, seeing the Black Bulls' Vice Captain sleeping, with a smile on his face. "He's asleep. Of course." She kissed his forehead. "Sweet dreams, my wonderful knight." Then the princess touched her slightly enlarged stomach. "And I can't wait to see you, my splendid child. I'll await your arrival…"

Noelle began to doze off herself, covering herself and Asta with the covers, as she muttered the words, "…Mavis Silva…"

Epilogue

Finral, Luck, Magna, and Asta were taking a stroll through the Common Region of Clover, and shopping for supplies.

"Okay, we've got super-absorbent diapers, bottles, baby food, baby carriage, toys, and and crib parts! What else are we need?" Asta said, reading off a list.

"We need a break." Magna said, as he, Luck, and Finral were holding… everything, and Asta was holding nothing. "How about YOU try holding some of these things? They are for you, you know!"

"What are you talking about? I'm holding the list, aren't I?" Asta retorted.

"Goddamned lucky son of a bitch knocks up a noblewoman, and we have to end up picking the pieces, if he wasn't my superior, I'd be damn sure to knock him down a peg…" Magna muttered under his breath.

"Magna does have a point, you know." Finral interjected. "We aren't as all freakishly strong as you, Asta, and we kind of need to rest."

"*sigh* Okay look, you can go back to the base if you-" as soon as Asta begun, Finral had teleported his comrades back, with all of Asta's stuff in tow. "-want."

Asta stared at his list, seeing most of the heavy lifting was already done, and had only 2-3 things left to do. "Okay, just a few more-" Asta then bumped into a person, a young woman, while he wasn't looking, which caused the woman to fall to the ground.

"Hey, lady, are you okay?" Asta asked, outstretching his hand to help her up. "Sorry, I wasn't looking where I was going."

"I'm fine." The woman replied, taking his hand, before getting up, meeting eye-to-eye with the Black Bulls' Vice Captain, whose eyes widened before breathing the words:

"Mimosa?"

To be continued.

(A/N: Okay, this was originally going to be full-out sex, but I just stopped it after oral, since I didn't want the entire chapter to be overshadowed by the sex. But, what you gonna do.)