I blame TheoreticallyEva for this. Yes. Absolutely.

*points a finger at her and runs away*

"How was school today, sweetie?" The grey doe asked over her shoulder, peeking briefly to the back seat of the car.

"Neat! We had a dodgeball tournament." Answered an enthusiastic voice. "Guess who's the new champion?" The young mixed species girl grinned at her mother.

"Really? That's great!" Judy's voice was filled with pride. "That's my girl!"

"Course she is." Chuckled a voice from the passenger seat. "Never seen such a fast delinquent in my life."

"Delinquent, seriously?" The female bunny rolled her eyes.

"Yup," the girl in the back seat nodded, "I got that from my dad."

Judy shook her head, but with a smile. "Sure you do, just like the sass."

"Ha!" The male in the front seat clenched his paw in a victorious gesture.

That earned him a smack to the knee from the driver.

"Whaat? Can't a father be proud?" He laughed.

"I'm sure you are, Slick." Judy sent him a scolding, yet loving look. One that only wives can give.

The two adult mammals smiled at each other. They were fresh out of work and didn't take off their uniforms yet. It was fun to 'escort' their daughter to school like this, or pick her up.

"Oh!" The girl exclaimed. "Um, we got homework about family today. Our teacher asked us to write about our parents, grandparents, or caretakers."

"She did? That's sweet." Judy said.

"I wanted to write about you, so… Can you tell me how did you two meet?"

Her question caused the two officers to exchange a silent look.

"Well…" Nick began hesitantly.

Judy didn't fare any better. "That's…

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Ten years earlier

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The cold metal of the gun's barrel pressed against the doe's forehead.

"Any last words?" The red fox holding the pistol demanded.

"Well…" The amethyst-eyed bunny hesitated for a moment before flashing a shy smile. "From our short time together, do you think I'm unlovable? Be honest."

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"...a long story." Judy somehow managed to finish.

"Yes… Very long." Nick nodded along. "And complicated."

"Oh, yes, totally convoluted." Judy joined the nodding. "You know, I think it's unsuitable for school."

"Agreed." Nick was never quicker to agree with his wife.

Sabrina eyed them both for a second. "Riight…" She had a feeling that this was definitely something she would want to tell at school.