AN: A new commission story! A person wanted a spin-off of another story and they got in touch with me for it! So enjoy the tale of an arrogant, self-obsessed and a bit too smart for his own good Jaune, on a quest for world domination and to show that he is the rightful ruler of the planet and not the Grimm, or his mother...


"What are you doing young master? If I may ask?" A cackling breaking voice asked as it giggled darkly.

"No. No, you may not ask Tyrian. Please go away." Jaune said as he looked over his scroll. He was busy right now and if that sociopath of a babysitter of his wanted even a second more of his time than was absolutely necessary then he would have to take it from his cold dead hands.

"Oh so cruel! So callous! My young master has forsaken me! Whatever am I to do!" Tyrian said feigning death as Jaune shook his head, the sky flashed red as the Grimm lands began the end of its version of the night. Jaune ignored the mad faunus as he cackled and leaned in on his young master.
"What are you focusing on my master? If I may be so bold as to inquire, I would so love to know what has kept you so fascinated all night long!"

"Tyrian shouldn't you go to bed? Isn't mother worried about you or something?"

"Your mother my queen is up late and has ordered me to watch you until you sleep, young master! I can not go to bed knowing that you are awake! You stayed up all through the waning hours of the moon's light! My what would your wives say if they knew you had spent all night up like this?" Tyrian asked putting his hands together leaning forward on his tail as Jaune sighed.

"Tyrian, as the heir to the castle I order you to never call them that in front of me again."

"Your wish is my command! Young master! But why are you so opposed to them? Are they not beautiful? They are made in your mother's own image!"

"One. Salem is not my mother. Not my biological one at least, I think?"

"Oh you say that but it is simply not true! She took your father one night as her prisoner and in a moment of passion and you were born! She had to take you from him when it became clear he was a hunter but! That is the price of true love young master!"

"And was it true love that made her kidnap the others from their parents and horribly mutate them beyond recognition? Is that what a loving mother would do?"

"AH! Young master! Perish the thought! The mistress only took them because she loved them! She did that out of love and she made them beautiful!"

"Tyrian. Have you seen Blake?" Jaune asked as the scorpion faunus gasped!

"Young master you know that Blake was... exceptionally blessed by your mother! She was made to be more like the main... base of her power! Yes, that is it! Her physical blessings are only a manifestation of that! I assure you!" Tyrian said bowing once more to Jaune the scorpion giggling maniacally as Jaune groaned.

"I just want a night in peace! Is that too much to ask?"

"No... not it is not I suppose not in the long run of things! But really young master-"

"Just call me Jaune Tyrian."

'i can not! Talking to you with such casual tones I would sooner strike myself in my heart!"

"Please..."

"If you will! Just let them be with you! They love you, young master! They absolutely adore you!"

"They were made to love me. It's not real."

"Does it matter? Is not love the ending of itself a good thing?"

"No. No, it is not Tyrian. Not that I would expect you to understand. You would be happy is Salem walked on you."

"I would be ecstatic young master if she graced me with her boot!"

"I know you would." Jaune groaned as the faunus cackled once last time before finally going to the door.

"Well, then I bid you good night young master, or is it a good morning? I don't know much but I know that you should get some rest! You have a meeting with Ruby later!" He said closing the door as-

"When I kill you I am going to enjoy it."

"Kill who?" A voice whispered into Jaune's ear as he let out a shout! Jaune screamed like a child as twin dark tentacles stabbed into his neck as he heard a horrible giggle.

"Blake?! What are you doing here!?" Jaune hissed as he spun twin amber eyes stared unblinking at him as she grinned.

"Hello, lover. What are you doing up so late? Or should I say early? You did not sleep a wink." Blake said smiling as she looked down at Jaune out of all of his brides Blake was the only one that always succeeded in making his skin crawl.

Jaune hated to look at Blake whenever he could. Jaune winced as the monster that might have once been an attractive woman smiled down at him.

"Hello Jaune, tell me what is so bad about me? You look almost sad to see me." Blake said her mouth split open to show four long fleshy slits that had jagged fangs on them giving her a massive yawning maw with rows upon rows of narrow teeth in it.

She did not have a body per se. Well below her chest that was. From the top down? She was like some monstrous cross between some kind of faunus female, and insects. Human enough face and chest but a mouth that opened at several ends with long mandibles that clicked in strange tones. But below that? That was where any sign of humanity left her completely.

She swirled in the blackness, half her body obfuscated in shadows only showing off her shapely figure that came out of the misty blackness that made Jaune gulp.

Blake was not like the others, the others at least had some small sliver of humanity in them, Weiss, Yang, and Ruby all had their problems but at least they did not fantasize about eating him in their spare time.

"Blake... how long have you been in my room?"

"Since you walked into the room really," Blake said nonchalantly as Jaune gulped.

"What!? Do you mean to tell me that you have been here all night!?"

"Well, I can't just let my fiance sleep all alone now can I? What if he got lonely in the middle of the night and he needed someone to help him get back to bed?" She asked purring sliding down her form coalescing into nothing but a pool of dark liquid that had just her head at the top.

Jaune was not fooled by it for a second, Blake was a creature made in the shadows. So long as there was one shadow in the room she could appear out of it, and just because you saw her in one place-

"Does not mean I am not all around you," Blake whispered her voice coming from every angle at once, it climbed from all corners of the room. Squirming it's way up Jaune's body and wiggling into his ears before burrowing deep into his brain.

"Get out!" Jaune hissed not taken aback by her whisper in his ear. Jaune shook her off of him. Blake laughed in his hear hissing him as a long rough tongue licked the side of his cheek.

"Get out of here will you!? I don't want to deal with you right now!"

"Oh I'll be going but what will you say when our mother marries us? Then I and you will be sharing a bed and I just wonder what will be eaten first? Me or... well you know." Blake teased her false mouth twisting into a smile as Jaune glared daggers.

"Get out of my room Blake!"

"Fine. Fine. I'll go but when we are married and I know she will pick me above the others I will make sure I and you thoroughly work out our differences in the bed. If you get my drift I want to suck-"

"Shut up!" Jaune said beet red as she grinned

"I want to suckle the nourishment of our wedding wines. What's so bad about that?" Blake asked with an ignorantly teasing look in her eyes.

"I just want to be left alone Blake. Now leave me alone or I will tell mother you are bothering me."

"I will tell mother! You are such a kid! But I will be gone. See you later ``love." Blake said melting into the onyx floor slithering to and under the door before leaving his room altogether.

Jaune let out a visible sigh of relief as-

"Blake? You're still here?" Jaune asked blinking as-

"No."

"Blake! Get out!" Jaune hissed as she laughed some last vestige of her body slithering down his ear, a small snake-like thing that inched its way down and plopped off his arm. Writing to the floor before going out of the room.

"As you say, lover." She giggled leaving the room the last vestige of shadows left the area as Jaune sighed.

"Damned things, they can't just leave me alone can they? No matter, after today I won't have to deal with them again." Jaune hissed as he made his way to his desk, the dark onyx table sat peacefully in the corner of the room. A small computer that had more processing power than almost any other machine hummed peacefully on the side. A soft blue light left the dark black box as Jaune sighed.

"Why do they need me? Why did it have to be me? Why can't my dad just keep it in his pants for a night?" Jaune asked himself sitting down clicking on the keyboard as a holographic screen shot to life. He put in his password and the flashing golden moons came up as he sighed.

"I want to kill my sisters." Jaune typed as the screen flashed the welcome sign. Jaune grinned being kidnapped as a child was not all that bad when you thought about it. Sure he was taken from what he hoped would be a loving home told that he was the new heir to the throne and had to pick one of four mutant horrors to marry or else but?

"The resources are still top-notch.' Jaune said as he checked the status of his evacuation. Tonight Salem was calling for a dinner, she was going to announce who Jaune was going to marry and he was going to have to smile grin and prepare for the next stage of the world conquest that she had been grooming him for. Years of strategy lessons with Wat's, meticulous planning and traps, contingencies and more made sure that Jaune was being groomed to be a general for his siblings.

"They do the heavy lifting I just do the planning and logistics. Hah, you know they would seem to think that if you want to make anyone loyal to the cause you would really want to make sure it was the guy who knows all the plans and can change them at will."

Jaune smirked as the screen flashed green confirming that the placement was complete. The boy had long since grown tired of his sisters and mother's scheming with him.

Sure he wanted to rule the world, sure he believed that only he could unite the planet but unlike his siblings, Jaune had no intention of sharing the glory with any of them.

"I am Jaune Arc Salem and I do not share." Jaune finished setting the timers over two tons of plastic explosives had been planted, Tyrian thought it was for some kind of mass terrorism plot and had actually allowed them to be shipped secretly without telling his mother.

And now, with some careful bribes, helping Yang with her hair and allowing for some Grimm to be personally under his control Jaune had laid out the trap that would rid him of his mother, siblings, and uncles all at once.

"I was always intended to rule the world, but I will rule alone. I will not share it with something that is less than human." Jaune hissed, as powerful as the hybrid and even Salem herself was.

"They are tough but they are not immortal. And if you put enough pressure? Even they can be cracked." Jaune smirked as he pushed back, he had to look good tonight, he was going to be saying goodbye to his mother and leave his siblings alone.

"I detest you, really... all of you. Grimm, hybrids the same difference, even the more intelligent ones are at their core nothing more than mindless beasts only driven by their base instincts. Hardly fit to serve with someone as grand as me. And you mother. You really thought that I would let and allow something subhuman to rule alongside me let alone inherit the world? Oh no, the world will belong to humans and faunus and I? I will be the new ruler of it all." Jaune said smiling typing into the screen as he smirked.


"Jaune. It is so good to see you here! Bright and early just as I raised you!" Salem said hugging Jaune rubbing the top of his head. Jaune winced as Salem rubbed the top of his head, the false mother hugging him as Jaune felt her arms wrap around him and pulled him close.

"Thank you, mother. It is good to see you as well."

Until you are gone.

"Jaune so formal! Tell me to have your studies going well? I hear Wat's tell me that you have gone several leagues further in your tactics and you are making strides in your social work! It makes your mother so proud!" Salem said a false tear going down his face as she whipped her face.

The thing with the body of a human, skin like milk and eyes that burned like hot coals looked down to him as she smiled a look of genuine love in her eyes.

I will take great pleasure from killing you.

"Awww! Look at that! Jaune is a mama's boy!" Yang said already devouring a particularly large chunk of meat. The most powerful physically of the monsters, ate her meal quickly and powerfully not caring about the rough wet tearing sounds of ripping meant and crunching bones.

"Yang! Do not talk that way about your brother! Just because he loves his mother and is not afraid to show it is no reason to shame him! Ok?" Salem said as the eldest daughter of hers and by far and above the strongest Yang grinned, the six and a half foot hybrid made of pure muscle with hair white as death, and eyes that shone like blood laughed. She smashed one of her massive arms down on the dining table tearing open another piece of meat as she cracked a raucous laugh.

"Hah! He can barely keep his arms off you! Such a mama's boy bro!" Yang said winking at Jaune he felt his cheeks burn red with embarrassment as he shuffled forward.

"Yang... good to see you as well."

I can't wait to see you in pieces.

"Jaune! Jaune! Sit by me!" Ruby the most human of the hybrids, with only the deathly pale skin burning red eyes with tints of silver in them waved at him. Ruby was noticeably less than other hybrids and smaller than him but infinitely faster smiled.

"Jaune! Jaune! Sit by me!" Ruby said waving as Salem pushed him forward.

"Go to her Jaune, who knows she and you might be sharing a bed sooner than later," Salem said winking as he gulped.

"Yes, mother," Jaune said as he followed Ruby ignoring the snickering half mist form that was Blake as-

"Hell Jaune, how is my fiance today?"

"Weiss. A pleasure." Jaune said the white-haired hybrid that had a single horn on her head unlike the others with smooth heads smiled at him as she took a sip of some dark red liquid he hoped desperately was not human blood.

She told me she would stop drinking that. Jaune thought as he smiled warmly at Weiss, the hybrid dressed in a deep black-red dress that had small red eyes blinking on it in odd patterns.

"Oh! Oh! Jaune let me tell you about my day! Today I actually ate a hunter!" Ruby hissed smiling jumping up and down as Jaune smiled.

"That is wonderful Ruby. I'm glad."

You damned animal, soon your time is up.


"I will miss this place. Somewhat." Jaune said as he looked back at the towering spire of Salem. He had been able to leave the table earlier faking stomach pains Jaune had left the area and had now taken his last steps out of the castle and if luck had its way the final steps in the Grimm land for him. He pulled his sack over his shoulder as he smiled in a bittersweet way up at his old home.

"I hope that you feel every second of this," Jaune said as he pulled out a small plunger, the detonator was an easy fit in his hand as he smiled.

"I would say that it had been fun but really? What's the point of lying?" Jaune asked as he pressed down onto the plunger. There was a brief flash of light before a massive thunderclap that filled the air.

The resounding boom that filled the air was almost enough to push Jaune on his back. The upper part of the tower that held his mother, siblings and uncles were simply evaporated. The massive plume of flame that shot out from the tower was followed by a massive bow wave of force.

Jaune gritted his teeth as the tower went up in smoke.

"Good riddance," Jaune said as the first bits of glass splattered onto the floor. The glass hit the dark red stained ground of the Grimmlands splattering before the loud thunk! Of the massive black chunks of the building hit the floor.

Jaune took a step away sighing nothing could have survived that blow, nothing not his uncles, not his mother and especially not his sisters.

"You all thought that I would really share a throne with you? This planet was humanity before the Grimm and it will belong to them long after I am gone. They will inherit this planet and after I am put in my rightful place as its ruler? I will make sure that we are prosperous and safe. It was a pleasure to kill you all." Jaune bowed as a small whir filled his ears, the small personal bullhead controlled by a small onboard AI landed behind him, allowing Jaune to simply slide back into the craft the door closing as it rose up and flew out of the ruins.

Jaune sighed as he sat down and relaxed, he looked at his scroll the most advanced piece of technology in the world blurred the outlines of the world. He knew the four kingdoms well and he had picked out the first that he would hold.

"Vale will be the first target, I will win enroll in Beacon and win Vytal, thus cementing my place as a hunter of note. Then with the Grimm without leadership and guidance, I will begin to slaughter them like the animals they are. After that, I will rise in the ranks and with some healthy policial maneuvering, blackmail and maybe some less kind means obtain the majority council seats in Vale. Then it is a simple matter of endearing myself to the people and making the other nations see that I am the one to rule them and when they finally admit it? I will be where I belong." Jaune smiled as the ship flew off leaving the broken flaming ruins of Salem's castle in his wake.

As the craft shimmered off the boy felt a pang of guilt at killing the closest things to a family that he had ever had Jaune would admit to a flashing feeling of guilt a bit of betrayal that he committed haunting him before he shook it off.

"They are better off dead at least now they don't have to be killed by me personally."


"So... this is Vale?" Jaune asked as he stepped out of the bullhead. He had to admit he never thought he would see the insides of the city. At least not when the walls were still standing.

Welcome to Beacon. Please watch your step. Jaune smirked he had decided not to introduce himself to Ozpin or the other headmasters personally. It would do more to his image if he was able to climb up through the ranks, the people would respect him more if they saw him as one of them.

One of the people admitted to Beacon for his mind, not his physical abilities, he was a man of the people after all.

And they will love me. They will see me as one of their own. And when I win Vytal and show Ozpin personally who I am after I am loved by the city? Well then, I can get my show on the road after that. Jaune smiled the sun was warm, the sky was not always a depressing off red color. The people here seemed nice normal humans and faunus.

I'll have to watch out for any signs of racism, I can't have such archaic beliefs and superstitions in my new world order. That can only work to keep us down. Jaune thought as he walked down the cobblestone path, the large Beacon tower that he knew or he hoped that Ozpin was watching them down on.

I hope you recognize the face of your future leader old man. You can thank me personally for solving in an evening what you could not do for centuries. Jaune thought to grin walking into the auditorium to see what his new life might hold.


"He. Was. Terrible." Jaune said as he shook his head. Ozpin had given him the worst motivations speech period.

"If that is what I have to go against then I have no issues taking this school by force," Jaune smirked easily already comfortable in his sleeping back, on his front was an odd sword and shield, the choice to bring Crocea Mors had been a controversial one at best.

Jaune did not think the weapon would hold up but most literature had a hero with a sword and shield and he would be damned if he did not at least look the part of what he was soon pretending to become.

"Well, I just have to wait here until the morning comes. Then I get to start my training to be the new ruler of this world." Jaune smiled leaning back into his expertly made sleeping bag. The microfiber sleeping bag made to take high-grade weapon damage while still being a very comfortable sleeping environment pushed back into Jaune making him feel like he was floating.

"Good... I can sleep in luxury even among my now... peers. They will see me as one of them and later? Later they will be calling me the hero of Vale." Jaune paused as he saw it, a small pitter of water on his bag. His eyes were leaking as tears fell from them. He blinked once the feeling of killing whatever he had called family was weighing on him after all. Not that it mattered Jaune cried the last tears of his old life, ending his precious to others but tiresome childhood crying out his last tears before curling up and going to sleep.


"Hello, new friend!" Jaune winced he was not used to being shouted at in the middle of his meals. Jaune looked up just like a blur of orange shot past and landed down next to him.

Whap! A small girl slammed down a tray of pancakes down next to him as she slammed down next to him. She shook with a manic energy and reminded Jaune of Ruby on a sugar rush as he looked the ginger up and down.

"Hi, there new friend! My Name is Nora! Nora Valkyrie and you?"

"I am trying to eat breakfast and would like to do so in peace.' Jaune hissed before he caught himself.

You are not a ruler yet, to them you are just another peasant. Do not act out of line.

"I mean... it is a pleasure to meet you, Nora. I hope for a long and productive relationship." Jaune said offering her a hand that she took and crushed.

Crack!

"OW! My hand?!"

"Hah! Nice to meet ya! Did I tell you that I like Pancakes!? I love pancakes do you like pancakes? If you do you should know-"

"Release me, pancake woman! Let my hand go you, syrupy wench!" Jaune hissed as Nora paused blinked and-

"Wench? Oh! Like a witch! You must be bewitched by my beauty right?!" Nora said smiling as Jaune glared at the wench that dared harm his hand.

"Let my hand go pancake wench! Or I swear I will smite you down!"

"Oh! That sounds cool! Smite me Jaune! Smite me hard!" Nora grinned looking at her new plaything with a gleam as-

"Nora. That is enough, you are bothering Jaune." A calm cool voice said as a tall boy with long dark black hair said that had for some reason a long pink line down the front said as he smiled.

"I am sorry for her Jaune? She's a bit hyper. I am Lie Ren."

"Glad to meet you, Ren, the pancake wench is not making a great first impression." Ren's eyes narrowed at Jaune as-

"Oh! Wench! The word again! What does it mean? Is it a code? An order? Do I get to break someone's legs!?"

"I... if I paid you in pancakes will you break someone's legs for me?" Jaune asked as Nora's eyes went wide.

"I'll break all the legs for it-"

"Deal." Jaune shook Nora's hand as he nodded to his newest servant.

"Consider yourself the first but not last employee of my new reign. Nora, you will break the legs of those that I say and in return, you will see endless pancakes."

"Jaune. I love you." Nora said her teal eyes burrowing into him as Jaune sighed.

"I don't need your love I need your results. But as long as you do the work it's fine."

"Nora. Why don't you go get Jaune some pancakes? I think that he needs some time to talk to me." Ren said an odd look in his passive face, Jaune recognized it as irritants.

Do you think to talk to me as an equal?

"Oh! Good idea! I'll do it!" Nora said bounding off as-

"Jaune. I know Nora can be a bit... distracting but please do not insult her like that. Especially in front of me."

"Do not attempt to challenge me Lie."

"It's Ren. I do not like-"

"I do not wish to banter with you. I bought your friend and I will buy you as well. So come on name it, what's your price? What do I have to pay to get you to fuck off and do what I ask?" Jaune asked as Ren almost struck the boy.

"Jaune, some men can not be bribed and-"

"Nonsense. Every man has a price. What is yours? Name it so we can be done with this talk."

"I am not up to being bought Jaune. There is nothing that you can do to-"

"Silence."

"What?"

"I said silence. I'll buy your silence."

"What? You can not silence me-"

"No not you her."

"What?' Ren asked blinking twice as Jaune sighed.

"You heard me, tall man. I will make Nora leave you alone for a while."

"What? Nora is my best friend, what makes you think I want to be left alone?"

"Because I see it on your face. You are practically begging for alone time. You do what I say and I guarantee you no less than fourteen hours of Nora free influence a week."

"Deal," Ren said before Jaune could even finish his next breath-holding out his hand that Jaune smirked and shook it instantly.

"A pleasure doing business with you Ren."


"Hello there!" Jaune paused as he pushed up from his gear turning to see a tall woman with blood-red hair.

She's an attractive one. I wonder if I could make her my trophy wench? Jaune thought as he looked up the amazon she seemed oddly familiar but he could not put his finger on it for some reason.

"Hello... I am Jaune Arc. Who are you?"

"I... you don't know who I am?"

"I just asked for your name so no. I do not. I am Jaune it is often considered rude to not tell me yours."

"Oh! I'm sorry! Pyrrha! Pyrrha Nikos!"

"Pyrrha Nikos? A strange name, are you not from Vale?"

"Mistral actually... do you really not know who I am?" Pyrrha asked as Jaune narrowed his eyes.

"No. No, I do not, if I knew who you where I would not have asked for your name when I introduced myself. I am Jaune Arc it is nice to meet you Pyrrha. I'm assuming you are here to be a huntress?" Jaune asked the woman as she coughed.

"I! Well yes, I am actually a champion-"

"Really now? You are a champion? I guess that means you are as beautiful as you are strong. You are strong right?"

"I like to think I am! Really it's no big deal I'm not that important-"

"The first thing you must learn is to value yourself If you do not think you are more important than I can assure you are not and you are not worth my time." Jaune spat as Pyrrha gulped!

"I! Well it's not like that! I really did win the Mistral championship four times in a row!"

"Really then? That's impressive." Jaune said nodding as Pyrrha smiled.

"It was not that hard-"

"I would assume that if you won it than many times."

"I! I never-"

"Had a real challenge?"

"Well yes but-"

"Cocky are you? I like that. Keep up that attitude and you might be worthy of being my partner." Jaune said slamming his locker shut as he put his blade over his shoulder.

"I'll be seeing you out there Pyrrha right?" Jaune asked his eyes roaming the impressive in looks but maybe not so much in her own ability champion as she shivered.

You are tough but I have seen what Yang can do to a Grimm without weapons. You are nothing compared to her. Jaune thought as he walked past her.

"I hope we can be friends, I think you might be good to know," Jaune said as Pyrrha coughed she nodded dumbly as Jaune walked away.

"Ok... bye?" Pyrrha asked waiting for Jaune to walk away before she let out a gasp!

"Oh my god, I need him!" Pyrrha thought her legs quivering she had found him! Her soulmate! The way he talked down to her, the way he made her feel like she was nothing! Not a champion, not some person that was worth all the praise in the world but just another commoner! A dirty filthy commoner who wanted to be put down and in her place-

"Easy Pyrrha! Calm down! You remember your restraining orders, they are the reason you got kicked out of Mistral in the first place! You have to take this one easy." The champion said berating before hurry off to find her man.


"You will work out your landing strategy on the fly." The future hand to Jaune said he had chosen Ozpin to be his future hand advisor, he was the greatest rival to Salem who else to advise him in the future?

"You will make a grand hand, once I figure out how you can work out your landing on the-

"FLY!?" Jaune screamed as he was tossed in the air Jaune let out a shriek of fear as he was flung into the air as Ozpin paused.

"Glynda... do you know that boy?"

"Him? Jaune Arc I believe is his name why?"

"No reason he just looks like someone I know... how strange..."


And that's the end! The first part of the com finished! Jaune in Beacon, no one more the wiser and his family dead? Burned to ash? Well, that will be a bummer on his wedding day.

Ps. The fic it spun off was my abominable classmate can't be this cute if you were looking for it credit where credit due!