Hi my name is Princess!

I at my grandma's

It wheelie boring. She haf no Gameboycube or paystation 2.

She only have nannytendo sickty four

And she only have two games

Wedgend of Welda and Spacerocks 64

Wedgend of Welda too hard and the controls are poopie like Donald Duck

So I stuck paying Spacecat 64

I think him space cat Mabbe space puppy but I no know.

So I paying the game

and it already so boring

the first sween is just dem shitting around looking angry and poopie

like Donald Duck

Thamk goodmess there no space duck here

But Blippy Frog! Him just as bad him wheelie wheelie bad at dis game

Him crash and cry and get shot dowm all the time!

Like everyday!

And Velco! Velco so mean! But him no dying like Blippy Fox!

The cwanky bunny rabbit, sometimes him die but I happy when he do

Him always telln me to do barrel woll

But dem no barrels! Dem bad guys! Them always shootin and cwashing!

It wheelie loud!

I crash and die because I hold my ears because it SOOOOOOO LOOOOOUD

And blippy toad always yelling!

Like what him spect me to do! Him no dyin if him good at game!

And Gwanny laughing!

Her saying Blippy toad her favorite character!

Blippy toad no my favorite character! Blippy toad poopiepants like gwanny and Donald duck and tiny lady from Tails in Sky Wedgends of Weirdos!

I no pay this game. It poopie. I wather pay Wedgend of Welda. And take gween guy to go stay twee.

Poopie space puppy game.

Where kimdom hearts 3? Where Axel? Him my hero!