List of oneshots part 4

chapter 22

Chopper ends up going all over the place during the timeskip

Series: One Piece

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Chopper flew through the air, the paw shaped energy around him carrying him farther and farther from his crew and nakama. Screaming all the way while flailing his limbs around at seeing how fast and high up he was. "WAAAAHHHHHH! Make it stop, make it stop! Send me back, I don't like this! I have to get back!"

He tried to move around, but with the force it was hard, not to mention he braced himself when he flew past some clouds and got wet in the process. "Gah! When is this going to end?!"

He saw various islands pass by under him, the wind making him shiver, while he covered his eyes and tried to tell him this was all some crazy dream. 'T-This can't be real… it has to be!' He thought as he shook his head. 'It'll end any second now, and I'll be back on the Sunny!'

(Three days later)

Chopper snored with a snot bubble, drooling as he was fast asleep. He had stopped screaming after the first day, and had made peace that he had no control over when or where he would land, all he could do was hope he didn't land in the ocean. He grumbled to himself, trying to get comfy, while coming up to an island in the distance. 'Stupid paw isn't even comfy.' he thought, only to be jolted awake as the paw crashed onto said island. "AH!" He yelped, registering solid land under him, and whipping his head around in alarm. "Huh? Who? What? Where?!" He cried out, trying to ignore the pain that came from slamming down on the ground.

He took a moment to catch his breath, before slowly standing up on shaky legs. "Where….where am I?" He groaned as he looked around. 'At least I'm on land.' He was relieved to be still, but wobbled when he tried to take a few steps. "Ugh… I need to rest….but I also have to get back to Luffy…" he groaned as he tried to take several more steps forward only to fall down. "Ow….maybe I should try and take a breather first, otherwise I'll keep falling down."

He rolled himself onto his back, trying to get comfortable before his eyes closed and he fell asleep, too weak to do anything else. As he did, he failed to hear the rustling of the leaves or the footsteps that followed.

"Did you hear that?"

"Yeah, I think the sound of the crash came from over here."

The sound got closer before a pair of eyes looked from the brush and spotted Chopper. "Hey, look right there, you see that?"

"Yeah, looks like a tanuki… with horns? Either way bag it, either it'll sell well or we'll feed it to something else."

The figures walked over, holding rifles and nets before they moved near Chopper and began to get him tangled in a net while slapping some shackles on his limbs.

"Alright, let's get to the ship and get out of here and to the market."

"Sounds good to me."

Chopper remained sleeping as he was carried off.

(2 hours later)

"Ah….that was a good nap." Chopper yawned as his eyes began to slowly open. 'Ugh, I feel uncomfortable though, I guess that's what I get for sleeping on the ground.' He slowly sat up and tried to rub his eyes, but felt like something was holding his arm down. "Huh?" He said as he looked over to see his arm was shackled to the ground. "Huh?!"

"Hey, Dave, the thing we caught is up."

"Good, make sure to feed it. I want it alive by the time we get to shore."

"Sure thing boss… I wonder what it eats?" Muttered the voice as Chopper looked around to see he was in a very small cage, with all four limbs cuffed to the floor.

'Huh? Hey, what's going on?' He thought as the top of the cage was lifted off as a gruff, overweight man dropped a few pieces of lettuce into the cage near his head.

"Eat up fella, you're gonna need all your strength if you wanna impress any lucky buyers."

'Buyers?! A-Are they slave traders?!' He thought in fear. 'I-I have to get out of h- wait… maybe they think I'm a normal animal?' He thought as he paused. 'Ok, if they think that they'll eventually uncuff me, all I have to do is not talk or act strange until then, then I can go into my strength point and escape!'

The man shut the lift and walked away while Chopper grabbed one lettuce and sniffed it before grimacing.

'Yuck, the least they could do is have fresh vegetables. Oh well, I can't complain right now, I'm starving.' He thought as he began to munch on it. 'I wonder where I am, what island are they taking me too?'

He looked around and saw other cages with other animals in them, all looking glum, sad, and even starved. 'I really hope this doesn't last long, poor guys.' Chopper thought as he looked at them sadly. 'At least they're alive though and not killed for their pelts and meat.'

He kept eating and looked at the ceiling and let the rock of the boat keep him distracted.

(half an hour later)

"Land ho! Alright, let's get to the market!"

"On it!"

"Get the animals out and loaded on the carts. Time to show the folks our new haul."

"On it." Said one of the men as they began to grab the cages and dump them onto a large cart as the ship docked and a ramp was lowered onto it.

Chopper himself was awake and watched as the animals were loaded up and heard them whimpering in fear. 'I wish I could help them, but I...'

"Alright, move out, I'll meet you in the market after I pay for the ship."

"Aye aye captain." He said right as he loaded Chopper's cage on top before he began to push the cart off the boat and onto the dock. "You're gonna fetch a lot of money little guy."

'I hope not, but once I'm free I'll kick your butt!' He thought as he saw they were in some sea side town flocking with people, but they parted and watched as the animals on the carts passed by and saw the people talking to each other.

"Looks like a new haul just came in."

"Finally, my wife's been bugging me to get her a new pet. You know, after the last one died."

"I hope I can grab a few of them before the butcher takes all the good ones."

"Ugh, none of their pelts match, and most of them are too small to make anything good out of their pelts!"

"Don't worry dear, I'm sure we can get a couple for our annual game."

"I know dear, I was just hoping for a nice new coat."

'Aaaahhh! I wanna get out of here!' Chopper thought as he gulped nervously. He saw the carts stop near a podium where a man with a tophat and cane stood on with a smile.

"Welcome ladies and gents! I, the devilishly handsome Ricardo, have returned with new wares!" He called as he gestured towards Chopper and the other animals. "Only the finest and rarest of animals from our neighboring islands have been caught and brought forth for you today!"

The crowds cheered and clapped as Ricardo held his hand up.

"Like so many others, we shall begin bidding! So keep your eyes peeled, because these fellas are gonna go fast." He called as Chopper's cage was brought up. "Now how much are you ladies and gents willing to bid for this little guy? He was the last beast we caught, he is perfectly healthy and full of energy!"

Chopper gulped feeling all the eyes on him and had to remind himself NOT to say a word. 'R-Remember, to them you're just a regular animal, keep it that way!'

"Oi, what kind of animal is that?"

"Why a tanuki my good sir."

"Then why does it have antlers?"

"Our world works in mysterious ways my friend, I do believe this is a rare, one of a kind hybrid or weird mutation! Very rare." He declared as the crowd murmured curiously. "Let's start the bidding at, oh say, 20,000 beris."

"Twenty five!"

"Thirty!"

"Forty!"

"Alright, forty from the butcher, come now ladies and gents, surely you can do better than forty!" He called as more bids were called out. "Look at this fella, why he'd make a cute pet, or if you don't wanna worry about taking care of him, just take the pelt. He's young, which means you won't have to worry much about bugs or dirt."

"Sixty!"

"Sixty five!"

"Honey, buy him for me, please?"

"I...but…"

"If you loved me you would!"

"Fine, seventy!"

"Eighty!"

"Ninty!" Another boy called out as Ricardo inwardly laughed in glee.

'Yes, we're gonna make a killing off this thing!' "Come on folks, just 90,000? My dead grandmother's worth twice that. I'm practically giving him away."

"A hundred!"

"Now we're talking, but are you sure no one can do better?" He looked around the crowd. "I'll bet his antlers would pitch a pretty penny to the right buyers, so you'd get your money back and more." 'Not likely.' He thought as he patted Chopper's head. "Why, if you don't even want to do that thoughI do imagine he's make an amazing gift, or perhaps you could use him to breed a bunch of baby tanuki's and get your money back that way."

'I'm a virgin!' He thought as he gulped nervously. 'I just wanna get out of here!'

"Two hundred!"

"Two hundred and fifty!"

"Three hundred!"

"And we have three hundred thousand! Can anyone top that?" He called as the audience mumbled among themselves. "Going once….going twice….sold!"

"Yes!"

'No!' thought Chopper dropping his jaw. 'I...I got sold….no, keep it together, they're not gonna put a slave collar on an animal, a-and once they undo my shackles I can run away!'

"Congratulations my good man. Would you like a leash or the shackles?"

"Do you mind if I take aleash, but keep him in the cage? I wanna wrap him up to surprise my wife." He laughed as the crowd laughed as he made his way to the front.

"But of course, only for the best." he looked at two men nearby. "You heard him boys, get this little guy all wrapped up with a bow."

"Yes boss." They called as they began to pull out colorful paper as they started to wrap up the cage Chopper was in.

'Don't worry Chopper, just gotta wait a little longer. After you get free, you can try and board a ship and get away. Then again...maybe I can find a way to help the other animals while I'm at it.' He thought as he was surrounded by darkness.

"Here you go my good sir, I wish you a lifetime of happiness with your purchase."

"My wife is gonna love this guy."

'I hope she doesn't!' Chopper thought as the cage was lifted up as the man began to walk away. He braced himself to keep from stumbling around.

(Later)

"Honey, I'm home! Can you come here? I have a surprise~" Called the man as he entered the home. "And it's one you'll never forget."

"I'm coming, I'm coming, where have you been all day? It's our anniversary for crying out loud, you should have been h-" Called a females vice before stopping. "Wait… is this what I think it is?"

"I don't know, why don't you open and find out?" He called as a flurry of hands began to tear the paper off the cage, mildly blinding Chopper by the sudden influx of light.

"Oh my god!" Gasped the woman.

"Happy anniversary." Said the man as Chopper blinked and looked around to see he was in a well decorated home, but that was all he could see before the top of the cage was lifted off and he felt two hands grab him.

"Awww he's adorable!" She cooed as Chopper found himself pressed against two large mounds. "I'll love him forever!"

"I knew you would." chuckled the man. "I thought he'd be a nice companion on your ship if you're called out again on duty."

'Duty?'

"That's so thoughtful of you. I do get a little lonely when I have to leave." She sighed as she lifted Chopper up for him to see the woman, she had long blonde hair, was very tall, and much to his horror was wearing a very familiar white and blue uniform with a white cape.

'M-M-Marine!' He thought going wide eyed and dropped his jaw.

"He looks hungry. I'll go find him something to eat." He said as he began to walk away. "Oh, also be careful, he's still chained up to his box, so don't yank him too far until you undo the locks."

"Don't worry, I'm not that foolish to ignore something so obvious." She said as she rolled her eyes.

'Yet you haven't noticed that I'm a pirate yet!' He thought nervously as the man left, leaving him alone with her.

"Hmmm, now to figure out your name." the woman looked up in thought. "How about….Rover?"

'I'm not a dog!' He thought in slight annoyance. 'Keep it together Chopper, as soon as she undoes the chains you're free!'

"Or maybe Cassandra. You do look like a girl."

'No part of me looks like a girl!' He thought as his annoyance grew.

"Hmmmm, so many choices, honey, do you like Rover or Cassandra better?" She called out to her husband.

"Whatever you pick!"

"Ok, I pick Cassandra!" She called back happily.

Chopper groaned as the man came back with some carrots.

"I'll have to go out later to get more groceries, but these should hold her up."

'I'm a guy!' He thought in annoyance.

"Ok, thanks again Honey!" She said with a smile as she kissed him on the cheek. "I'll make sure to give you something extra special later~"

"Oh I look forward to it~" he chuckled back as Chopper groaned.

'I hope I'm not around for that!' He thought as the woman went and undid the shackles on him, much to his relief, before finding the carrots in his face.

"Eat up Cassandra."

'My name is Chopper!' He thought as his stomach rumbled. '...I guess I should eat up before I escape…' He started munching on the carrots, glad to taste they were fresh.

"Good girl! Oh you and I are going to be the best of friends, and I know the girls back on the ship will love you too!"

'Not when I sneak out.'

"I wonder if I could find a marine suit small enough for you, it would be so cute!"

'Not going to stay around long enough to see that happen!' he thought while enduring this hold for the time being.

(Later that night)

'Gah! Why did she want to sleep with me, she has a husband she can do that with!' thought Chopper, held close to the woman who was sleeping and had an iron grip on him. 'How am I supposed to sneak away like this?!'

"Mmmm." the woman let out while Chopper tried to quietly wiggle his way from her hold.

'Ugh, at this point I should just risk it and turn into one of my other point and escape!' He thought as he mentally calculated. 'I can't get to my rumble balls in this position, so I only have my normal forms.'

He took a deep breath and looked around the room. 'Ok, if I transform she'll wake up, which means I'll have to be quick and get out of the door and not slow down if I wanna get this off in one go.' He thought as he prepared himself. 'It's all or nothing, either I do it now and escape in the night or I wait until morning!'

He braced himself and closed his eyes before he started to transform into his Walk Point, which started to break the grip on him with the increase of body weight stirring the woman.

"Mmmmm…. Cassandra, you have to go for a walkie now?" She groaned. She slowly opened her eyes and noticed something moving off her bed making her sit up before it went darting at the door and burst through it which made her really wake up and go wide eyed. "Cassandra!?"

'Should I talk now or just keep running?' Chopper thought as he turned his head to see the marine as he tried to get out of the house.

"Cassandra come back!"

"My name is Chopper!" He called back as he leapt through a window. He landed outside and took off down the road as she looked out with wide eyes.

"Did….Did she just….talk?!"

"I'm a boooooooy!" He called off in the distance.

"She did?!" She went wide eyed and slack jawed before his name clicked in her head. "Wait...Chopper? As in...Tony Tony Chopper?!" She shouted in disbelief. "That pirate pet?! How did I not notice before?!"

With Chopper, he felt free at last and was ready to get to the port, but first, he had some animals to break free.

(Later)

"NOOOOO! My animals!" cried the man on his knees when he saw not just his cages empty, but his safe full of money was torn open and ransacked. "My animals! My money! Oh this is horrible! It's a nightmare!" He covered his face. "This couldn't possibly get any worse!"

"THIS IS FOR SELLING ME!" Chopper shouted as he hit him while in his heavy point.

"GAH!" The man flew back and crashed through the wall with Chopper lowering his fist.

"And if I ever find out you've been selling animals for profit, I'll be back to give you the other one." He shouted before running away.

"W-What just happened?" Ricardo groaned. He fell down on his front while Chopper ran onto the man's ship and smiled.

"Alright, time to get out of here. I just hope I can navigate enough to reach another island." He said as he began to raise the anchor.

"Cassandra!" Called out the marine, making him turn and saw her rushing to the port, rifle in hand, and being followed by other woman in marine coats. "Get back here right now!"

"Gaaaah!" He cried out in fear as he frantically raised the anchor, trying to sail away as fast as he could. "I gotta get out of here!"

"Surrender now!"

"I can't!"

"Oh yes you will!" She growled. "Your bounty is low enough so you don't have to go to prison, you can serve your time on our ship as the mascot!"

"I'm not a mascot!" he roared back. "I am the doctor of the straw hat pirates, and I have to return back to my crew, no matter what!"

"You heard him girls! Fire the nets!"

"Yes ma'am!" They shouted as they lined up in a firing line.

"Come on, come on, go faster!" Chopper shouted as he tried to sail away.

"Ready! Aim! FIRE!" She ordered as the marines fired a salvo of nets towards the ship.

Chopper went wide eyed and quickly spun the wheel, making the ship turn and ducked for cover as the nets barely missed him, with the ship sailing away from port.

"Damn it, I will find you! I will catch you, and you will come home Cassandra!"

"It's Chopper!" He called back while letting out a breath of relief as he sailed out of firing range. "Finally, now I can get back to sabaody, I'll be there in no time!"

(One week later)

Chopper was looking up at the sky, looking weak and groaning as the ship was lazily drifting. "Ugh….so thirsty….am I there yet?" He groaned. Turns out trying to sail a small ship with minimal navigational experience across the grand line may not have been the best idea. Chopper had tried to stay on course, but with no compass, or log point he was hopelessly lost.

It also didn't help that he didn't see how much supplies the ship had and ran out in the first two days. Now the reindeer was tired, dehydrated and starving, and worst of all, lost in the grand line.

"I need food...water...and shade." he let out as he tried to sit up and coughed. "I miss Sanji's food…." He tried to move over to the shade, but he was too weak. 'I...I don't wanna die here, please, anyone, help!'

He was struggling to keep moving and fell flat on his face, but his ears perked up when he heard the sound of something moving in the water. 'Oh no… not a sea king…' he thought as he tried to lift his head, only to see a dark shape heading towards him. 'A ship?' Hope slowly filled him which made him stand on his legs and smile. 'That means people, which means help.' He thought as he tried to stand up. 'I'm saved!'

The shape slowed down with Chopper seeing a man look over the side.

"Oi! Get your ship out of the way! We got fish to catch!"

"H-Help…" he called out weakly.

"Huh? What?" He called as he looked over to see Chopper in his heavy point sprawled out on the deck. "Huh?! Hey, are you ok?"

"No…."

"Captain!" Called the man to another one with a beard who was smoking a pipe. "Someone needs help on that ship!"

"Bring them aboard, we can charge them a pretty penny if we save him!"

"Ai ai!" he saluted before tossing a rope ladder over the side and started climbing down. "Ok big guy, just hold on, we'll get you somewhere safe."

"Thank….you."

(Later)

"Oi, what do you mean you don't have any money?!"

"I mean I don't have any, I'm sorry!" He cried out with his hands up as the captain glared at him. "I didn't have any time to carry any!"

"Well then how do you plan on paying us back for the food and water, huh?! This ain't a cruise liner!" Growled the captain. "Either you work or we dump you in the drink!"

"B-But I have to get to sabaody as soon as possible!"

"Sabaody? Ha! You have any idea how far away that is? We're out here for one thing, and that's to work! Plenty of men here got families they gotta feed by fishing up plenty of fish, which means we don't got any free time to go dropping some tanuki off as a favor."

"B-But I can't stay here, I'm already late."

"Well tough hit, there's nothing you can do about it." He sneered before one of the men began to ring a large bell.

"Captain, pirates!"

"Pirates? Oh fuck me sideways, just great." he huffed before turning to the men. "Hurry up men! We gotta get outta here!"

"Sir, they're bearing in fast! Wait… damn it, we're in trouble, they're Kaido's pirates!"

"KAIDO! Oh really fuck me sideways!" he facepalmed and glared at Chopper. "Happy? We're all gonna go under because you just HAD to be in our way."

"I didn't know this was a fishing route!" He argued. "I just wanted to go back to my cr-"

"Just shut up and get to work, you're fighting for us now!"

"Captain! They're getting closer!"

"Shit shit shit… new plan, dump the tanuki and see if they go after him!" ordered the captain. "He looks like a devil fruit user, those pirates love those, right?"

"Yes captain!"

"Eh?! Wait!" Chopper cried as the fishermen grabbed him.

"Hey, pirates! We're throwing over this zoan user we found, come and get him!" Called the captain as the large and intimidating pirate ship got close and didn't stop, before he chucked Chopper threw the air.

"WAAAAAHHHH! I'll drown!" He cried out flailing his arms while on the ship, the beast pirates were confused while one squinted his eyes.

"What was that guy saying?"

"I don't know, he just yelled something and threw….what is that? A dog?"

"Nah, looks like a reindeer."

"In this climate? That's ridiculous."

"I dunno, I think it had horns...hey, it's drowning, maybe it's one of those devil fruit eating animals?"

"Well then what are you waiting for? Fish it out!"

"Yes sir, but we'll have to stop chasing the fishing boat to do so."

"Fine, just do it, if it is a devil fruit user it'll be more valuable than anything else on the ship."

(Later)

"Haaa….haa…. Thank you, I thought I was gonna die!" Gasped Chopper after coughing up the water that nearly filled his lungs.

"Well well, he can talk, definitely a devil fruit user, huh?" Remarked one guy with a horse head on his stomach.

"Y-Yeah, I ate the human human fruit." he panted, making them pause.

"Wait….what?"

"What?"

"That sounds like the most useless fruit of all time, so why do you look like a tanuki?"

"I'm a reindeer!" he cried out in annoyance. "I have antlers! Antlers!"

"Wait, so you were a reindeer when you ate it?"

"YES!"

"Huh… still, how is that even useful? You seem kinda useless."

"Oi! I'm a doctor!" He growled angrily. "I can pick myself up in a fight and learned how to help heal people from an expert!"

"Hmmm, really now? Maybe there is a place for you after all." Muttered the man, making Chopper pause.

"Wait, what? What are you talking about?" he asked, on guard now and a bit cautious.

"We're part of the beat pirates, ruled by Kaido, and we're always looking for new zoan user to join." smirked one. "A doctor would be useful, especially if one of us is dying."

"Umm... well I'm honored, but I'm already part of a crew." He said as the pirates frowned.

"I don't think you get it, this isn't an offer, it's a demand, join or die." Spoke one as all of them held out swords with a few maces thrown in, making Chopper and break into a nervous sweat. "So what's it gonna be?"

"I-I…. I can't betray my captain!" He shouted as he reached into his hat and grabbed a rumble ball. He popped it in his mouth and started chewing it, bracing himself for what was about to come.

"Alright, then you chose death!" Shouted the pirate as they lunged forward.

"Guard point!" He spoke up before his coat puffed out into a sphere, causing the weapons to bounce off harmlessly, catching them off guard.

"Huh? What the hell?!"

"Horn point!" Chopper shouted as he quickly changed once more, now sporting a large rack of horns that he began to use to knock pirates away.

"What the hell, what is happening?!" Cried one before getting knocked up into the air with a few falling over the edge and into the water.

"The hell kind of powers does the human human fruit give?!" Called one as a large man rushed towards Chopper, a giant mallet in hand.

"Die you stupid tanuki!"

"I'm a reindeer! Arm point!" He called as he changed once more and struck the hammer, causing the head to go flying off.

"F-F-Four transformations…." He stuttered only to get a hoof to the face, leaving an imprint, and sending him flying and crashing into the mast.

"Bring it on! I'll take you all on!" Chopper declared. 'I hope I can just do it within three minutes.'

"Stop! Everyone stop fighting right now, if anyone hurts that reindeer I'll kill them myself!"

All of them froze up, with Chopper staying on guard as he saw a man walk over, who seemed overweight, but not in a bad way with shades on and with a cigar in his mouth.

"Q-Queen-sama! We were just fighting this enemy a-" Started one of the pirates, only for Queen to punch them.

"Shut up! You… you ate a zoan fruit, right?"

"Yes." spoke Chopper straight and flatly.

"And you just showed four forms, when a zoan can only have three, how?" Queen asked slowly, his tone betraying his curiosity.

"That's a secret."

"Well I hope you plan on telling us, I'm sure we would love to know." Queen said with a large grin. "How many transformations do you have, just four, or are there more?"

"I-I'm not telling you that, I have to g-"

"Tell me, now!" Queen ordered, his eyes narrowing. "I am Queen, I am one of the all-stars of the beast pirates, I can make it so you live a long, good life if you cooperate, or I can make yours a life filled with pain if you refuse! My bounty is over a billion beris, so don't even think about fighting back!"

"W-What is going on, this isn't like Queen-sama, h-he's never been like this before." Murmured one crew member.

"I don't know, but it scares me." On muttered as Chopper gulped nervously, quickly realizing that he was outclassed.

"I….I have three other transformations…. And then there….there…" He said nervously, feeling helpless. 'Should I tell them about the monster point? Why do they want to know this, no one else ever did!'

"Speak up!" Queen ordered.

"I-I have a monster point!" He squeaked out. "B-But I lose control after that!"

"Seven forms…. And an extra one….amazing~" He sang with a gleam behind his glasses, which really unnerved the reindeer. "And how do you achieve such an amazing feat~?"

"M-My rumble ball."

"Rumble ball? What is that?" Queen asked as he leaned in.

"I-It's a special drug I-I invented…" He stammered nervously as the ball he ate wore off and he turned back into his brain point. 'Oh no! Not now!'

"Oh~? A special drug? And can this be used on other zoans as well?" Queen asked as Chopper gulped nervously.

"I-I-I don't know?"

"Well, sounds to me like we hit the jackpot boys~!" Queen cooed excitedly. "Take us back to Wano right now, I have to tell Kaido the good news!"

"Wano? But I have to get back to my cre-"

"Forget them, you're part of the beast pirates now!"

"EH?!" He cried out as one pirate ran over and slapped a pair of black horns on his head. "B-But I'm a straw hat pirate!"

"Not anymore! I'd have to be an idiot to just let you go! You're coming with us to Wano, we'll set you up with a wonderful factory where you'll make as many rumble balls as you can!" he laughed as the ship started to turn around. "You'll live it up like a king if Kaido is really impressed. If he had a few, he could probably be stronger than any other Yonko."

"B-B-But…" Chopper started.

"Of course, it's not like you can refuse, that wouldn't be a smart move, RIGHT?" He grinned with a dark aura coming from him that made Chopper shut his mouth and shiver.

"I….ok…" He said meekly. 'W-When it's safe I'll run away, just wait for me Luffy!'

"Great! This calls for a celebration feast!"

"Yeah! Bring out the booze!"

'I just hope I can escape soon.' Chopper thought as he was surrounded by his new 'crewmates'.

(Later that night)

The ship was a buzz as the pirates were getting wasted, eating to their heart's content, with a little karaoke. And in the middle of it all was Chopper, who was trying his hardest not to be noticed.

"Oi, Chopper, come drink with us!"

"No thanks, I'm not that thirsty."

"Then come eat with us!"

"I-I'm not very hungry." He said as several female crew members sat down next to him.

"Come oooooon! It's a party! It's no fun if you don't join in." Slurred one with her arm draped over his shoulders.

"Y-Yeah, you gotta party! Today is a good day, have fun!"

"Really, I am having fun." He tried giving a convincing smile with one of them squinting her eyes.

"You sure? Don't look like it to me…."

"I really am, I pro-wah!" He cried as one grabbed him.

"I don't believe you!" She held him close to her face and hiccuped. "You look like you need, hic! To smile more."

"Yeah!" Called one as she reached over and pressed her fingers to the side of his lips and stretched them into a smile. "Smile!"

Chopper sighed in his head and was unable to get away from them while one came over with a big pitcher of booze.

"Have a big cold one, down the hatch~" She called as the others opened his mouth as she started to pour the booze in.

"Gaaaah!" He let out with his limbs flailing, having to gulp it down or risk drowning. "I don't like this! Let me go, let me go!"

"Relax, you'll feel waaaay better in a sec~"

Chopper tried to loosen their grip, but they held on and wound up chugging the whole thing, making him gasp and cough when they let go and started to feel his face warm up. "Gah! Why did you do that?!" He shouted as they just chuckled and giggled drunkenly.

"Because you needed it."

"Yeah! You gotta loosen up and cheer up! You're part of the crew!"

"That doesn't mean I need to get drunk." He spoke before letting out a hiccup himself and started to sway a little. "Oooh, there it is…."

"Yeah! Now we can have some fun~"

(half an hour later)

Chopper, in his strong point, was in the middle of an arm wrestling match with one of the pirates who was partially transformed into a bull, both grunting and giving it their all as the others cheered.

"Whooo! Go Chopper, go go go!"

"Take him on Taurus!"

"Grrr, is that all you got?" Huffed Taurus straining his muscles.

"No way! I should be saying that to you." Slurred Chopper. "I-I'm a tough pirate!"

"So...am...I!" Groaned Taurus, right as his hand hit the table.

"Ha! I win!" grinned Chopper holding his arms up as the crowd cheered with him hiccuping. "Don't go messing with, hic! Reindeers!"

The rowdy crowd cheered as Chopper let out a laugh, completely drunk.

"Wooo! More booze! I can drink more than Zoro could!"

"Then bring him some more, more for our new crew member!" Ordered Queen while Chopper stumbled near the railing and near a cannon before bracing himself.

"Heheheh, ya know, maybe being part of a new crew ain't so bad." He hiccuped and noticed some flint on the ground and picked it up while looking at the night sky. "At least I won't be all by my-hic. Self."

"Oi, Chopper, we got you more booze!" Called one of the crew members as Chopper turned towards them, letting go of the flint as he did so. Unknown to him the flint scraped across the cannon as it fell, causing sparks to fly.

"Coming!" He called, the spark ending up lighting a fuse on the cannon with the reindeer leaning against the end, pushing it straight up as he walked over, one of the drunk men on the ground noticing the fuse and squinting his eyes.

"H-Hey….is that...that fuse….lit?" he slurred out.

"N-Nah, how would that happen?"

"I dunno… let's party!" He called, right as the cannon fired. This of course caused the partiers to momentarily stop and look up, seeing the cannonball up in the air with their eyes slowly widening as it came careening back down.

"Waaaah! Someone stop the cannon ball! It'll hit us! If it hits the explosives we'll all die!"

Queen himself tried to rush over, but wound up stumbling and tripped over several others while the others ran around in a panic and in a drunken stupor with Chopper himself staring up and could only mutter this.

"Oh no."

And cue the cannonball breaking through the floor and going through the levels till it went through the bottom, causing sea water to come seeping right in.

"Crap, we're sinking!"

"Quick, someone plug up the holes!"

The crew rushed to try and grab buckets and wooden planks, but one thing the cannonball knocked on it's way down was a support beam, causing the floor to give out and break under them, making them cry out and fell down. The crew cried out as they piled on top of each other, everything becoming a chaotic mess as sea water hit the devil fruit users, which made up over half the crew.

"Oh god, I'm getting weak…"

"Get to the life boats!" Ordered Queen in a panic. "Abandon ship! Abandon ship!"

"Aye aye captain!" They called as they raced towards the boats, only to quickly realize there were only four lifeboats….for a crew of nearly a thousand. "Uh….Queen-sama?"

"What?"

"We won't all fit."

"What?!" He called as he moved over, to see the ships, which were barely large enough to fit just him.

"What are we gonna do?!"

"Women first!"

"Fuck that!"

"The strong should go and survive!"

"The strong are the ones who survive!"

"Oh god, we're out of booze! We'll drown while being sober!"

"All of you back off, I get one boat to myself!" Queen ordered as he grabbed a boat and leaped off the ship with it. 'Ok, I'll blame this on the marines...no, Big Mom, Kaido already hates her.'

The crew argued while trying to shove each other away with Chopper himself tip toeing away to the other end and panicked.

'Oh no! This is horrible! I gotta get away while I can and not drown!' With that he ripped part of the floor off and got on the edge before jumping off, turning back to his brain point as it landed with a splash, making him groan when it touched him, but he was afloat. 'Ok, now I just have to get away and not drown.'

"Out of the way!"

"No way! I'm gonna get in here!"

"No me! Women first you asshole!"

"No way, Devil Fruit users first!"

"Use the smaller ones as rafts!"

As the pirates bickered and argued none of them noticed the reindeer slowly floating away until he was out of sight.

"OI! That furry bastard ditched us!"

"Maybe he got on some drift wood and floated away on accident?"

"Or maybe he fell overboard and drowned!" Another called as Queen paled.

'Crap, I already told Kaido about him before the boat sank and that miracle drug! What am I going to tell him now?!' He was about to facepalm, but stopped as something clicked. 'Wait! If I put a bounty on him and let someone find and catch him, then it won't seem like I completely failed!' He thought as he began to plot. 'Yeah, it could work, and if Kaido asks any questions I'll blame it on the marines! Yes, I'm safe!'

(Next day)

"Is...Is that an island? Yes! I don't have to starve again!" Cheered Chopper, still floating on the piece of wood while he looked tired and starved, again. He began to frantically paddle and kick towards it, unaware of a certain white bird flying towards him. 'I need to get there, get a ship and go to sabaody, I've made them wait too long!'

Caaa!

"Stay away! I won't be a meal for you seagulls!" he cried out flailing his paw out while he tried to keep on paddling.

Caaa!

"Stay...away?" he said as he looked up, to see a news coo.

Caaa! Caaa!

"Oh, sorry, I thought you were a different bird, sorry!" He called out sheepishly. "Can I have a paper please?"

Caaa! It flew down and dropped a paper right on top of Chopper before it flew away.

"Thanks!" He called as he opened up the paper. "Alright, I need this, a small, relaxing break from all th- LUFFY?!" He went wide eyed and slack jawed when he saw Luffy's face on the paper, along with a few other familiar faces. "W-What happened when I was gone?!"

(One revelation later)

"O-Ok, I understand Luffy! I get it!" He nodded with determination as he clenched his paws. "I'll be ready! In two years I'll be the best doctor you can rely on! I'll get back to where we last saw each other, and we'll show them what the Strawhats can do."

He nodded his head and noticed he was nearly at the shore. "Ok, I'll find somewhere that I can learn to be better, stronger, the best doctor in the world!"

After more paddling, he got onto the sandy shore and looked around. "Ok, I should probably find out exactly where I am first, then find somewhere to study." He said as he looked out on the island, noticing how it was mostly dominated by a massive volcano. 'I just hope this island is peaceful.'

He walked over near some bushes and found some fruit, which he quickly started to scarf down in desperation. 'Oh thank god, food!'He thought as he ate as much as he could. 'So juicy! I thought I wouldn't taste something this good for who knows how long!'

"The sacred fruit!"

"Hmmm?" he said as he looked up in confusion. He found several spears in his face, making him see they were held by people with masks on, which made him open his mouth and let the fruit and juice fall out. "Uh…."

"An outsider has come to devour our sacred fruit!"

"You know what we must do to save us all from destruction!"

"Yes, prepare the rope, tell the chief we need to make a sacrifice!"

"Wait! It's a misunderstanding!" He cried as he was tackled and his limbs quickly tied up. "I was shipwrecked and starving!"

"The outsider can talk! And yet it resembles a dog!"

"A curse! It must be some sort of evil spirit come here to bring chaos to our land!"

"Yes, it has to be! We must destroy it immediately, take it to the volcano!"

"What?!" Chopper paled as he was carried off into the jungle. "Wait no! I'm not a dog or evil spirit! I'm a reindeer!"

"Quiet foul spirit, you shall not tempt us with your dark powers and lies!" Spoke one of them as they made their way into a tribal village where one of them had feathers on his mask with a large spear. "Chief! We must make a sacrifice at once!"

"What? Why?"

"We found a demon eating the secret berries!"

"WHAT?!"

"It was an accident!" He cried out struggling. "I didn't know they were yours, honest!"

"It talks?!"

"Yes, it's the devil!"

"No I'm not!" He protested.

"Take him to the volcano and throw him in!"

"Noooooo!" He cried out as they started jogging up to the volcano with him trying to gnaw on the ropes. 'I can't even get a break for five minutes!'

"Wait, stop!" Called an old voice as the men stopped to see an old woman hobbling towards them. "Do not sacrifice that creature."

"Why? It is a devil!"

"But what if it's not, it could be a god, or an embassy from the volcano!" She spoke moving over closer. "Tell me, what trouble other than eating the fruit has it caused?"

"It has spoken! And you know the fruit is sacred!" Argued one of the tribesmen.

"Yes, but it's known that the fruit is made for those that are worthy. Perhaps this creature is more than what we believe." She said, making them all pause as Chopper let out a sigh of relief.

'Yes, I'm saved! I'm finally catching a break!'

"But then, how will we know?"

"Ask yourself, does that thing look like an evil demon?"

All of them turned to Chopper who tried to look calm and less threatening.

"Well….it has odd horns not seen before."

"Those are antlers, I've seen them before on foreign ships." The old woman shot back. "And they are most commonly seen on creatures that are more scared of humans than dangerous to them."

"So… this isn't a demon?"

"No, no it is not." The old woman said as she shook her head. "Now set it down."

"Bu-"

"NOW."

"Ok, fine, the creature lives… for now."

Chopper sighed as they let him down and untied him. "Thanks, I thought I was a goner!"

"Apologies small creature, our home is usually not bothered that much by outsiders."

"It's fine… I'm sorry, but I don't want to seem rude, but I have to leave, I have to find somewhere to train." Chopper said nervously. "I have to get stronger as fast as I can."

"Hmm, well I don't think you would be able to do that here, we are not a warrior people unfortunately."

"No, I don't mean physically, I mean with my mind." He said as he scratched the back of his head. "I'm a doctor on my crews ship, and I have to know more."

"Oh? Really?"

"Yeah, so I'm gonna have to get going. Bye!" He waved before he went jogging off.

"Wait, come back!" She called, trying to move forward only to grab her back in pain. 'Stupid old back!'

"Should we give chase?"

"No, no, there aren't any ships on this island, so he'll have to come back eventually, then he'll see our library." She spoke while looking at a huge hut that overlooked the village. "I'm sure it has everything he'll need on his journey. He'll be back in no time."

"I see… I just hope he doesn't try to set off to sea with some old driftwood or something."

"Now you're just being ridiculous." She said as she rolled her eyes. "I doubt he's foolish or desperate enough to try something like that."

Chopper managed to find the driftwood and looked out to sea nervously. 'Ok, if I can find a ship, I can paddle, or at least float towards it…..I think my mind's starting to get weak from exhaustion if I think it'll work out without any problems.' He thought as he approached the ocean. 'Either way, I'll rest when I find someplace safe, somewhere that I can become a good doctor for Luffy!'

With that he took a running start and jumped in.

(Timeskip)

"WAR! I declare war on you!"

"I couldn't agree more!"

Two giants in armor bashed heads against each other as their armies were clashing, all the while Chopper was pale and hiding behind a tree.

'I screwed up! I just caused a war!'

"You dare to bring a doe to our sacred meeting? Our proud symbol? And color it's nose BLUE?! I'll have your head on a pike!"

"I will kill you before that, your ways are flawed you fool, and it is not a doe, but a mighty buck!"

"Fuck you!"

"Fuck yourself!"

'I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!' Chopper went off running using his speed point while trying to ignore the shaking ground and loud clash of weapons.

(Timeskip)

"Is there a doctor in the house?!"

"Y-Yes, I'm a doctor!" Chopper called as he stood up.

"Great! We need someone to help perform brain surgery on this man, stat!"

"Brain surgery?!" He went slack jawed. "T-T-That seems a bit out of my-"

"Nurse, sterilize and prep him for surgery! We must save the admiral's life!"

"Admiral?!" Chopper yelped before getting carried off, and wound up sprayed and scrubbed, then decked out in the proper garb and put down next to the man, who was out like a light, and wearing a pair of tinted glasses with a scalpel in hand. "Uh…."

"Don't worry, he's out like a light. Those seastone bracelets work like a charm. Now show us how to make the cut."

"Wait, don't you know how?"

"Oh lordy no! We're all just interns."

"Why?!"

"All the other doctors died in marineford, now hurry doctor! Make the cut!"

"Make the cut!"

"Make the cut!"

'I've only read about this! I've never done it!'

(Another timeskip)

"Alright men! I want you all to put your lives on the line!" Barked the captain walking past the men lined up with rifles. "It's our job to hunt down every criminal that escaped and bring them back to Impel Down, no matter what!"

"Yes sir!"

"I don't care how big, small, or skinny you are. If you're not trying your hardest, then the navy has no need for you!" He yelled out while stopping in front of Chopper, who somehow had a rifle his size and in an overly big marine uniform while sweating bullets. "Which means if you find any pirate scum, you shoot!"

"What if they're not escapees?"

"Then you shoot!" He shouted. "A pirate is a pirate, so they all signed away their lives the second they went against us! Do I make myself clear?!"

"SIR YES SIR!"

He looked down at Chopper who tried to keep it together. "Do I make myself clear pipsqueak?!"

"S-Sir yes sir!"

"Good, now get out there and make me proud! Death before dishonor!" He called as they raced forward, heading towards a walled fortress flying a skull and crossbones.

'This has nothing to do with medicine!'

(Once more, a timeskip)

"After him, I want him, I must have him!" Called a large, overweight woman in a white suit with a large bubble over her head.

"Yes ma'am." Bowed a man in armor as Chopper gulped nervously, backed up against a wall.

"C-Come on now! You don't want me. I'm too young! I'm annoying! I'm not vaccinated!"

"Ho? You think you have any right to tell ME what I do and don't want?! I am a world noble, a celestial dragon, a living god! You should be honored!" she yelled while the armored men moved closer. "You'll live with me as my pet and like it!"

"I-I can't! Gotta go!" He cried as he changed into his leg point and jumped over the wall, barely avoiding a slave collar.

"After him!"

(Another timeskip, once more)

"Honey, I'm making dinner, any requests?"

"Well fried deer sounds good tonight."

"Ok." She called as she opened a large pantry, to show a large assortment of food, including one strawhat doctor tied up and hanging from a hook. He was wiggling from his ropes as she walked over with a smile. "Good news fella, YOU are tonight's menu."

"NOOO! I'm not food! I can talk, I can walk, you can't eat me!" He cried out as he kept struggling.

"That's what they always say." She chuckled as she pulled out a large knife. "Now then, time to prepare dinner~"

"I taste awful!"

"That's what the last dish said, and they were delicious with the right spices." She chuckled as she grabbed him and put him over her shoulder. "Now let's get you outside, I don't want to make a mess."

(Yet another timeskip)

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here for the holy matrimony of these two lovebirds." spoke the priest, in a church, with a wedding going on as a man and woman smiled at the other. "Now it's unorthodox, but if there is anyone who has a problem between this union, speak now, or forever hold your tongue."

Everyone was quiet and didn't see anyone stand up, but there WAS something flying towards the colorful glass window above them coming in fast.

"Well then, in that case-"

CRASH!

Everyone jumped and turned to see a small ball of fur bounce in and crash against the organ before it fell down with Chopper groaning and tried to stand up, eyes spinning with him stumbling.

"Oooh….I…."

"I see, well, that sure seems like a sign from above, doesn't it?" The priest said as everyone stared in shock.

"Ow… where am I?"

"So THIS is who you prefer?" the man glared at the woman.

"No! I swear it's not like that."

"That explains why you always had your dog with you when we went to bed. Is that what you're into? Is THIS the kind of thing to get you going?"

"What?! No! God, if this is how you act at the slightest bump in the road then we're through! Goodbye creep!"

"Same to you!" he turned to Chopper who got his bearings as the man ripped the sleeves off his tux and walked over. "You bastard! I'll turn you into a fur coat!"

"WHAAAA! I didn't do anything though!"

(Another… damn there are a lot of timeskips)

"Alright, everybody ready? Three….two...one...action!" Called a director as the actors got ready.

"Hello, are you unhappy with your life, wanting something more? Have you thought about moving and coming to live in a new, wonderful world? Well wonder no longer, I am here to tell you about Totto land!" Said Smoothie robotically. "A land where you will find yourself in a dream come true. But don't take my word for it, just ask one of our latest residents." She called as Amande walked over, leading a very nervous Chopper over.

"This is Tony Tony Chopper, he has been living a life of pain, fear and regret, but once he learned about Totto land, the place where all races live in peace, he now knows only joy." spoke the woman with Chopper giving a shaky nod. "Tell them all about Totto Land."

"W-Well, it uh, i-it's a very sweet place to live, a-and everyone here is nice." he said, only to get poked by Amande. "A-And the Big Mom Pirates look out for the citizens here, protecting them from the marines!"

"Which is why you should come by and give it a look see." Spoke Smoothie before going quiet and looked off screen. "Are we done?"

"Cut!" Called the director with a sigh. "Smoothie dear, you don't ask that when we're still rolling."

"So we're not done?"

"No, now we have to start over again, you'll know it's over when I say cut."

"Cut?" Amande asked, pulling out her sword.

"Ahhh!" Screamed Chopper who ducked for cover as the woman sliced the den den mushi camera in half.

"No! It will take days to get a new one!" cried out the director.

"You told me to cut."

"I didn't mean literally!" He groaned. 'Why did Big Mom want these two to do the commercial?!'

"Can I go on break now?" Asked Chopper in a squeak. 'And hopefully escape!'

"Good idea, I'll take the break with him." Smoothie said as he paled.

'Crap!'

(Do we even need to say what this is?)

"A toast, to a peaceful coexistence."

"Here here! To peace!"

The leaders clicked their glasses together and drank from them while Chopper himself sighed in relief, sitting on a chair at a long table.

"This is nice." he spoke with a blissful expression.

"And a round of applause for Tony Tony, the reindeer who helped make this all possible."

"Here here! All hail Tony Tony Chopper!"

'This is nice, for once things aren't going horribly wrong.' he thought while leaning back in his seat with relief.

(Once again, need any explanation?)

On the back of what looked like a colossal elephant, in a city that looked like ruins, is where Chopper was, but in his berserk form, who was sitting down and leaning against a building, but he wasn't going on a rampage.

But instead had what looked like numerous girls on him, all with animal traits, because they WERE animals in a sense.

'How exactly did this happen again?' He thought in confusion. 'I was testing out my rumble ball then… this happened?'

"Chopper-sama, your coat is so soft~"

"So strong too~"

"Chopper-sama, you were so brave~"

'Huh…. maybe my luck has finally changed?'

(Do I even have to say anything?)

"Oh Ameliee, where did you get that fabulous scarf?"

"Isn't it fantastic? Henry just got it for me~"

"What animal is it made from?"

"I think it's some kind of deer. I found it in our closet under my favorite coat, Henry must have been trying to hide it as a surprise, isn't that just romantic?" She sighed happily. "I found a pair of antlers and a strange hat next to it too, I wonder what those were for?"

'Thank god I just shed my antlers!' Thought Chopper as he tried to remain completely still on the woman's shoulders. 'Once she takes me off I'm out of here!'

"That's simply fantastic, you are such a lucky woman Ameliee."

"I know I am."

(Timeskip!)

"Where is he, where did he go?!"

"I don't know sir!"

"Well find him or so help me it'll be your head!" Shouted the captain as the marines saluted and kept running as he turned around and looked around the massive ship. "Of all the places for a pirate to turn up it had to be at a floating zoo, the fiend!"

"Neigh." let out a horse chewing on hay right next to him.

"I swear I will find him." Growled the captain as he walked away.

'Why are there marines at a zoo?!' Chopper thought, having jumped into a random enclosure. 'What's there to guard here? A runaway sheep?'

"Keep searching, he could be anywhere!"

"Sir, should we check the carnivore exhibits, like the lions?"

"Don't bother, if he did jump in there he wouldn't survive."

'Like I'd ever end up near those. I'm too smart to do something like that.' He thought before hearing a growl behind him. 'No…. no, not even my luck is that bad…' he slowly turned around to see a lion snarling at him while licking its mouth. "Uh….h-hi there fella. You wouldn't happen to have had lunch already, right?"

'Nope, but I think I'm about to.' the lion said as it circled Chopper.

'Great, now I have to fight for my life in a zoo!' He thought while making sure to stay away. "Look, right now I'm kinda strapped for time, so could we not do this? I'm not all that tasty."

'I'll be the judge of that!'

"Trust me, you don't wanna do this." He said as he changed into his heavy point. "If you try it, I won't hold back."

'Bring it on!'

(Here we go again)

Chopper sat on a throne, crown on head, and was currently getting a massage from several handmaidens as a servant handed him an encyclopedia on medicine.

"This, this is what I've been looking for this whole time! Now I can train as a doctor!" He cheered happily.

"Shall I get more books on the subject my lord?"

"Yes please, as many as you can!"

"Will do sir, I will try to get as many as I can before you wake up."

"That's great….wait, wake up?"

"Yes sir, this is all a dream, and now that you know it is you will be waking up soon."

"No, no! It can't be a dream, nooooo!" He cried as everything started to become hazy. "Don't go away! I need the knowledge!"

"I'm sorry, but I am a figment of your imagination." called the servant as he disappeared, right as Chopper woke up on a small raft.

"Damn it!" He cried out. "I was so close!"

(SkipTime)

"Gah! Leave me alone already, I already said I don't want to be your test subject!"

"Nonsense! Every person is a potential test subject, they merely don't know it!"

"You're crazy, crazy I tell you!" Chopper cried out as he kept running, passing by several strange creatures in large vats or strapped down on operation tables.

"Crazy is just parallel to genius!" Laughed the man. "All I need is more test subjects, and soon I'll be the best scientist in the world, better than those hacks like Vegapunk and Caesar!"

"Use someone else!"

"No, everyone will become my test subjects!" He laughed while grabbing a vial as they ran around the lab. "Why just drink my special elixir guaranteed to fly without wings!"

"I don't wanna do that!"

"Everyone is unwilling until they see progress! And so shall you!" He laughed as he kept chasing after Chopper.

(Last timeskip, I swear!)

Chopper panted, hiding behind a corner while looking a bit battered up.

"Come on out little guy, I promise not to be so hard on you~"

"Yeah, if you come out we won't beat you up TOO bad!"

"Yeah, we wouldn't want to give up our new toy so soon~" Called a voice, right as a blonde woman poked her head over the spot Chopper was hiding. "FOUND YOU!"

"Yipe!" he let out as he went on running, before having to jump over several sewing needles shot at his feet.

"Aw, I missed!" Groaned a voice as the spots where the needle hit turned into yarn. "Hold still!"

"My turn!" a man with brown hair skated past her with wheels on his feet as he got closer to Chopper. "Gang way!"

"Gah!" He cried as he quickly dodged him, only to find himself thrown into the air and compacted into a ball as a large fat man began to juggle him with several other balls.

"Hey, no fair, I wanted a turn! Change him back fatso!"

"You'll get your turn after I'm done!" he called as Chopper cried out in fear as he began to get dizzy. "I'm about to beat my record!"

"Come on, the juggle juggle fruit is lame, just admit it! You can't even juggle for longer than a minute!" Called the woman, and right on cue the man lost control of his ball, causing them to fall and hit the ground, only to turn into various objects as they did so, including the reindeer. "See?! It can't be useful at all."

"S-Shut up!" He cried as Chopper scrambled to his feet. "I don't see your sew sew fruit doing any better!"

"That's because he won't stay still!" Muttered the woman as her fingers turned into needles. "Now stay still!"

"No way!" spoke Chopper who fished out a rumble ball and bit into it, causing himself to change into his arm point. "I won't run anymore. You want to fight? I'll show you what I can do."

"Alright! You'll make a nice doll once I'm done with you!" She growled. "Besides, I want to have fun before the others arrive!"

"Too late!" Laughed several voices as Chopper looked over to see over a dozen men and women rushing towards them.

"Ugh, you think the marines would have had more money to get test subjects for devil fruits!" Groaned the woman in annoyance.

"Don't look away from the-GAH!" The large man wound up getting flying back from Chopper slamming his hooves into his stomach.

"I'm not dying here!" He panted. "I will survive!"

"Damn I love it when they're feisty~" Laughed the woman as Chopper prepared for the fight.

(Timeskip)

We find ourselves back at the archipelago, which was going about it's usual life without a care in the world. Unknown to the regular citizens of the strange archipelago, this was a special day, it was the day the straw hat pirates had agreed to meet up again after two years!

And making his way to the spot was a figure in a black cloak, who was panting and leaning on a wooden stick.

"Ha….Ha…..finally...I'm here….I'm sorry Luffy...I have become stronger, but...I…" Muttered the figure as he stumbled forward. "I didn't…. I didn't learn as much about medicine as I wanted!" He fell down on his front and groaned, trying to get his bearings together.

"I need…. To get to the ship, I can rest there… for the first time in two years I'll be able to rest…" He pushed himself up and dragged his body as best as possible.

"Chopper?" Called a strange yet familiar voice. "Is that you?"

"U….Ugh?" he groaned as he looked up, only to freeze as he saw the face. "R-Robin?"

It was definitely Robin, but with her hair down, sunglasses, but with a towel draped around her hips with a bikini top.

"Yes, it's me, but what happened to you Chopper, you look so worn out!" She crouched down and pulled the hood down to show he was in his heavy point.

Chopper stared at Robin and suddenly latched onto her and started crying tears of joy. "ROBIN!"

"Chopper! My, it's nice to see you after all this time, and you've changed so much!" She complimented happily.

"Oh Robin, it was horrible! I never wanna leave the crew again!" He spoke while shaking his head against her, not caring if it was against her breasts. "I-I kept bouncing around from place to place, I was in the grand line, the easy blue, south blue, everywhere! Somehow I was even in the marines for a bit against my will!"

Robin blinked in confusion and surprise while trying to pat Chopper on the head.

"I was always fighting for survival! It was like survival of the fittest no matter where I went!" He moaned. "Everywhere I was people tried to kill me, eat me, capture me, make me a pet, everything! I once even had to escape from the celestial dragons!"

"Oh dear. That's quite the adventure." She said as she patted his back. "Let's go to the Sunny and discuss it over some tea and cotton candy, ok?"

"Mhm!"

Both of them got up with Chopper leaning against her.

"You know, this may be easier if you changed to your brain point so I could carry you if you're too tired to walk.

"I….I can't, everytime I do something bad happens!"

"Don't worry, nothing will. I'll protect you." She said as he slowly nodded before changing into his smaller, cuter form. "There you go, was that so bad?"

"I guess not…" he muttered while letting Robin hold him in her arms.

"Wait, is that….Oi! Chopper!" Shouted a loud voice, making him and Robin freeze before turning to see a man wearing a pair of black horns.

"Oh no!" He said as he paled. "Not the Kaido pirates!"

"Wait, Chopper? I know that name… isn't he supposed to be in Totto land?" Wondered Smoothie as she turned to look. "Yeah, now I remember, I had to do those advertisements with him."

"Didn't he go missing Smoothie-sama?"

"Yes, I suppose we better go get him and bring him home."

"Yes ma'am!" They called as they headed towards Chopper and Robin.

"W-We have to go, now! Before anything else happens!" He spoke up in a panic. "Start running and don't turn around!"

"Ok." Robin said as she began to run.

"Oi! Stop right there!"

"Oh come on, who now?!" Chopper groaned. He looked and paled seeing several marines. "Oh no, no no no! Please don't be captain Fuki, she still wants me to be a mascot!"

"Chopper, how many people have you crossed paths with over these two years?"

"You don't wanna know." He said as they kept running, a sizeable crowd starting to grow behind them.

"Stop, that's my fur scarf!"

"Come back here test subject!"

"My food!"

"Chopper-sama!"

"Oi! Punching bag! Get over here, I need to test out my powers!"

'I have the worst luck EVER!'