List of oneshots part 4

chapter 1

What if animals of the miraculouses started swarming the users?

Series: Ladybug and Cat Noir

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-Paris, France-

It was a slow sunrise as the day was almost ready to begin anew...although something was amiss for some reason.

That was due to the fact that the moon was still in the same place it was since last night, about fifty degrees to the west, something that should NEVER happen yet there it was...stationary and patiently waiting for something important.

Of course it also interested the people of Paris with some taking pictures and figuring this was a once in a lifetime event to record.

But as the sun rose higher into the sky, something odd was happening to certain objects in the city.

Although this wasn't as important as the fact that the sun suddenly stopped at the same fifty degree position as the moon, but towards the east this time.

(Elsewhere)

-Hawk Moth's hidden base-

Nooroo looked at the sky and looked a little nervous as Gabriel was planning his next akuma incident. 'Oh boy.'

"Nooroo, why have you been quiet?" asked the man without turning his head.

The kwami turned to him. "Because the sun and moon are….kinda stationary."

"What?"

"About at a fifty degree position." Nooroo gulped. "But I haven't seen this since one hundred years ago."

"And why is that?" Gabriel turned to him. "Is there some important significance to it you failed to tell me?"

"No no! It's not like that, it's just when the sun and moon are like that...um." He gulped. "Master, I think we should cancel any plans today, just to be safe."

"And why would I do that?"

"...the miraculous go into a weird...transition state." Nooroo gulped nervously.

"Nooroo, I order you to tell me EVERYTHING you know about this state."

"Ok ok!" He gulped before a monarch butterfly flew from out of nowhere and landed on Gabriel's head, causing the kwami to pale. "It's starting! Run away!"

"Not until you start talking, now." He frowned before several caterpillars and butterflies started to fly or crawl all over his body.

"The animals are swarming! Run! Run you fool before they smother you to death!" Nooroo cried out before flying away in the opposite direction.

"Nooroo!" He yelled before getting covered in butterflies.

(Elsewhere)

Adrien yawned while getting out of bed, only for him to see a calico kitten on his lap.

"Mew." It said while currently sleeping and looking very adorable.

"Well hey there fella, how did you get in here?" he smiled before rubbing it's head.

Purrrr.

'So cute.' He thought before noticing several other kittens right on his legs, also sleeping and purring up a storm. He blinked while surprised. "I guess your friends came along too?"

Plagg yawned while appearing from the closet. "Ugh, I can't sleep with all...wait...were you trying to replace me?"

"No, they just popped up."

"What do you mean?"

"I woke up and they were already here."

Plagg blinked before seeing the celestial objects outside and paled. "Kid...today we aren't going to be Cat Noir. Also move away from the kittens."

"What? Why?" He asked while several full grown cats jumped into the room from the window and started filling the room up.

"That's why." he gulped going back in the closet while Adrien had a bad feeling about this.

(Elsewhere)

Nathalie sighed as she took a shower, hoping today would be the day to help Gabriel's plan come to fruition.

The only problem? She didn't notice a male peacock walking into the shower and having a bird bath with some peahens.

"Hopefully Gabriel has better luck today. It feels like all his plans are ruined by some unknown event or new hero." She said to herself before feeling something soft on her hip. "Eh?"

"Ahaa! Ahaa!" The peacock called out while cleaning his tail feathers.

"AHH!" she screamed, jumping back and out of the shower with wide eyes as she looked at the birds in shock.

They looked at her before more peacocks and peahens walked into the bathroom and began taking birdbaths.

"W-What the hell?!"

"Ahaaa! Ahaa!" One albino peacock called out while flapping its wings.

"Where did all these birds come from?!" She said in shock before seeing one of the birds moving closer to her and showed off its tail feathers.

"Ahaaa! Ahaaa!"

Nathalie got up and grabbed a towel before rushing out the bathroom before closing the door. "I need to let Mr. Agreste know, right after I call an animal catcher."

The birds looked at the door before tackling it down and running after the woman. "Ahaaa! Ahaaa!"

"Ahhh!" screamed Nathalie before she took off running away.

(Elsewhere)

Nino sighed as he was currently brushing his teeth.

Only to see a small box turtle slowly walking into the bathroom.

'Eh?' he turned to look at it in surprise. 'Where'd that come from?'

The turtle moved slowly towards Nino as a couple of snapping turtles and a rather large tortoise walked in as well.

"Um...want some toothpaste?" He asked with uncertainty.

CHOMP!

And cue one biting his pajama pants.

"Woah! Hey watch it dude!" he cried out jumping back on one foot.

CHOMP!

And cue another one on his leg as some looked...ready to pull out their 'junk', putting it mildly.

"Wait...no no no no no!" he cried out before he ran out of the bathroom. "Mom! Dad! We got turtles!"

(Elsewhere)

Luka and Kagami smiled while walking to school, having a nice chat about their hobbies.

"Say Kagami." Luka said. "Ever thought about playing an instrument?"

"No." She said as some dragonflies landed on her shoulders. "I haven't...and what are you staring at?"

"You got some bugs on your shoulders." He said while not noticing the garter snake slithering up his pants. "He he he...ha ha! W-What's in my pants?!"

Kagami blinked as Luka started jumping around while kicking his pant leg around and tried waving the dragonflies away. "Are you alright?"

"Ha ha! I-I don't know!" He laughed as several more snakes crawled into his pants while dragonflies started to cover the fencer from head to toe.

"Ayi! Get them off me!"

Luka cried out while trying to undo his pants to get the snake out, only for Chloe to walk by and saw him pulling his pants right off, showing both the snakes and his pink boxers. "Get these snakes off me!"

"Ewww! Cover yourself you big pervert!" she turned away while covering her eyes as Luka looked at the snakes and saw them slither back towards him.

"Stay back, stay back!"

They hissed while slithering up his body as Kagami ran around like crazy with the dragonflies landing on her hair.

"Ayi!"

Chloe blushed while feeling embarrassed. 'Is this city going to the nudists or something?!'

Bzzzzzzz.

She blinked as a honey bee flew towards her and hovered near her right ear. She waved it away and kept walking. "Great, now I'm getting bothered by stupid bugs."

Bzzzzzzz.

Chloe blinked again before turning her head and saw a massive swarm of bees coming right at her. "AHHHHHHHHH!"

BZZZZZZZZZ!

"HELP!" she screamed before running away.

(Elsewhere)

Kim sat in class along with Max as they looked kinda bored, well one of them that is. "Ugh, when is this class going to end?"

"We just started."

"Well it feels like I've been here for hours." He groaned while a baboon walked in from the front door and ran towards him, before beginning to pick bugs from his head. "What the?!"

Max looked dumbfounded at this while scared at the fact the baboon was snarling at him.

"Where'd this monkey come from? And what's it doing to my hair?!"

"It's picking for insects." Max gulped as the baboon looked ready to attack him.

"Well get it off me!" Kim snapped before a white stallion raced into the room and up the steps towards Max.

"Neigh!" It neighed while bucking his hooves into the air and stepped on Max's table.

"HOLY CRAP!"

"I concur!" Max jumped back with wide eyes. "How did a horse get in the school?!"

And cue more baboons jumping from the windows and onto Kim.

"Gah!" he tried shaking them off while the stallion nudged Max and licked at his cheek. "Get them off!"

"I have my own problems here!" Max snapped before hearing neighing outside and ran to the window.

Only to see a large herd of horses outside, looking right at him.

"Holy mother of god!" He cried out as the stallion began licking his hair.

(Elsewhere)

Alix smiled as she skated across the rails and was having lots of fun. "This is epic!" she jumped off them and did a front flip before sticking the landing and stopped. "Oh yeah, nailed it."

That was when a bunny hopped onto her feet and stayed there.

She looked down and blinked. "Aw, what's going on little fella?"

It twitched it's ears while looking adorable.

She reached down and picked it up with a smile. "Escape from a petting zoo I take it?"

It looked at Alix before giving her a bunny kiss on the lips as two more bunnies hopped towards the girl.

"Ha ha, knock it off." She smiled at the affection. "Just try not to get too comfy, I don't wanna accidentally run over you if I'm pulling off a sick move."

The bunny looked at her innocently before several more bunnies hopped onto her legs and began giving her bunny kisses.

"H-Hey! That tickles!" She giggled while not seeing some 'cool' kids watching the bunnies giving her some love and attention. "Ha ha."

"Wow, that girl sure is popular with rabbits."

"Yep." One girl chuckled. "And so girly."

"And cute, right?"

"Big time."

Alix giggled as the bunnies kept on coming to give her lots of attention.

(Elsewhere)

Alya yawned while having lunch with Marinette. "That test was so hard, even with a night's worth of studying."

Marinette sweatdropped. "Well at least you aced it."

Alya gave a thumbs up. "Like a champ."

"Honestly I was too tired last night to get much studying done, I'll be lucky if I get a C."

"Kon." said a red fox while laying on Alya's lap. "Kon kon."

Both girls looked down with Alya jumping.

"Woah! Where….Where did this fella come from?"

"I-I don't know." Marinette said in surprise as the fox laid on Alya's fluffy hair and curled up like a ball.

"I think this fox is...attached to me." Alya sweatdropped before noticing more foxes walking towards them. "And...he brought friends apparently."

"Kon kon." They said before covering her up like a fur coat as Marinette saw a ladybug landing on her nose.

"Too hot! Too hot!" Alya got out while getting her mouth full of fur. "Pah! Yuck!"

"Need some help?" Marinette asked before more ladybugs landed on her face, blinding her with black and red. "Ah!""What do you me-"

"Marinette." Tikki whispered. "You need to run, right now before it's too late."

"What do you-"

"No time to explain." She said before a swarm of ladybugs flew into the cafeteria as more foxes jumped onto the now hot and furry Alya's body.

"Ahh! Pah! Get pah! Off me!" Alya cried out as the cafeteria was in a panic due to the animals. "I'm all for something soft, but this is ridiculous!"

Marinette groaned before running out of the room, the swarm following her. "I'll get help Alya! Just stay calm!"

"How-PAH!" She gagged while a tail went into her mouth.

(Later on)

Marinette panted while hiding in the basement of the school. "Tikki, what's going on? Is there an akuma attacking?"

"No." Tikki sighed. "It's worse."

"What?"

"Well...once every one hundred years the miraculouses' powers reach their maximum power and that...kinda leads to two things." Tikki said. "One, the sun and moon becoming stationary for a day while fifty degrees in the opposite direction. And two...the animals associated with a miraculous will...start flocking to the user."

"That explains all the foxes and ladybugs, but then what about the others? Like Cat Noir?"

"Then cats will be flocking towards him, same with all the current users. Like turtles, bunnies, butterflies, peacocks, horses, dragons or dragon related creatures, bees, monkeys, snakes and peacocks. It only works on the primary miraculouses, not ones used for a limited time. But that's not the problem."

"Then what is it?"

"For an entire day, the animals will hunt down their users even to the ends of the earth. They might be loyal and friendly now but…afterwards, it might not be the case. Anyway, during this time you can't become Ladybug or the effects will become permanent."

"WHAT?!" her eyes went wide. "But what if Hawk Moth tries something?!"

"I don't think that will be the case." Tikki sweatdropped. "Especially if the butterflies try and suffocate him or worse, have a poisonous touch."

"Oh no. This means if someone sees me with so many ladybugs, they might start to get suspicious...oh no! What if Hawk Moth knows what this means? If he sees someone swarming with cats, he'll find out it's Cat Noir!"

"And anyone else with animal problems." Tikki added nervously. "But the worse thing is that during this time, all manner of animals will pop up. Even the deadlier ones like lions, wasps, cobras and the like, and they won't leave until either the day is over or the user...dies from too much love."

"Oh no! I have to go help Alya! She's already getting swarmed by a bunch of cute and fluffy foxes!"

"What about the others that had the miraculouses? Like Nino, Kim, Max, Chloe, Kagami, Luka, and Alix?"

"...crap!"

"If you go back out there, try to get something to keep the ladybugs away."

Marinette looked around quickly before seeing a bee suit and got an idea.

(One changing later)

"I'm ready." She said while putting the protective head piece on her head. "And wow this thing's hot!"

"You better hurry, or your friends will get smothered to death." Tikki warned before entering into the earrings.

"Believe me, I know." Marinette said before rushing out of the basement, only to see Chloe screaming as honey bees chased her down the hallway.

BZZZZZZ!

"AHHHHHHHH!"

"Chloe!"

"GO AWAY!" She yelled at the bees while Marinette ran towards the blonde and picked her up by the waist before running into a closet. "Ah!"

"Are you ok?" She asked while amazed the bees didn't sting her, much.

Chloe looked at Marinette and blushed. "Um...thanks. B-But don't tell anyone I said that, I have a reputation to uphold."

"No problem, I figured." She said while leaving Chloe in the basement.

(Outside the school)

Marinette ran out and noticed Alix, now covered in bunnies, along with Max, who was running away from a herd of stallions.

"I don't have any apples for you!"

"Neigh!"

"He he." Alix giggled. "S-So hot!"

Marinette was dumbstruck at the sight while seeing Nino trying to pull some turtles off his arms as Adrien...

"ROAR!"

"AHHHH!"

Running away from a tiger while holding a large box of kittens and cats in his hands.

"Come on guys! I don't have much meat on my bones!"

'Oh god! This is getting crazy!' She thought while seeing all the former or current miraculous users getting jumped or swarmed by various animals. She then saw the swarm of ladybugs flying towards her. 'Oh no.'

"Help! Monkeys!" cried Kim while orangutans chased him.

"Oh oh oh oh!" They howled while some gorilla ran towards him.

"I don't have bananas!"

"Get them off me!" Kagami screamed as dragonflies covered her face as a Komodo dragon ran towards her.

"Hisss!" a cobra hissed while several pythons and anacondas started to strangle Luka's neck with affection.

"Gah! Can't...breath…."

"Luka!" Marinette ran over. "Hold on, let me help."

"H...Help…" he said while his face turned purple.

She reached out and tried pulling a python off, but a cobra snapped at her with an angry hiss.

"Hisss!"

She jumped back in fear. 'Ok, THAT'S not going to work!'

Luka coughed and fell down while Alya screamed while being chased by a family of foxes.

"I need a break from cuddling! Cuddle each other!"

"Kon kon kon!"

"Ahhhh!"

Marinette looked around at the chaos while ladybugs landed on her suit. "Oh man, this is insane! What am I gonna do?!"

That was when she saw Lila looking around as fox growled at her.

"Kon kon kon kon!"

"Get back!"

And cue the fox doing...very unsavory things on her ass, something Marinette quickly turned away from with a blush.

"Ahh! Ewww! Get off me you mutt!"

"Kon kon kon kon!"

Marinette ran away before noticing Mr. Agreste driving towards the school as butterflies and peacocks ran or flew towards the car. "What now?!"

Gabriel pulled down the side widow and called out to his son. "Adrien! Come to the car, now!"

"ROAR!" A lion roared while chasing down the blonde.

"Coming!"

Nathalie groaned while getting covered in peacock feathers. "Gah! Gabriel!"

Adrien jumped into the car before Gabriel hit the gas and drove off with the lions, butterflies and peacocks in pursuits.

'At least he's ok...but why the butterflies and peacocks?' Marinette thought. 'Wait, if what Tikki said was true…then-'

And cue ladybugs getting into her suit and into her mouth.

"AHH!" She cried out in horror.

(Some hours later)

Marinette slammed the front door as her parents saw her still wearing the bee suit and panting heavily.

"Marinette? What's wrong? And why are you wearing that?"

"Animals...gone...crazy…" she patted as ladybugs started to enter the bakery through the open windows. "SHIT!"

"Language young lady. Besides, what do you mean?"

"Snakes...foxes...lions!" She gasped before a swarm of poisonous aphids eaters flew right at her. "AHHHH!"

"Hold on!" her dad grabbed a broom before rushing over and swung at them.

But the insects just flew under his arms and began to infest the suit and crawled all over her body, even in the unmentionable parts, making the girl scream in horror.

"AHHH! Get them off me!"

"I'll get the bug spray!"

'When will this day end?!' Marinette thought in horror as her mother ran to get the bug spray. She shivered and ran around in a panic before her mom started spraying around the swarm.

Which killed off most of them as the others just flew all around the room and began getting stuck in the dough.

"Ah...ah...oh god…"

"Are you alright Marinette?"

"Yes...but mom...lock me up in the...pantry for...the rest of the night…" she gasped while just giving up on the whole 'saving the day' thing, especially if she tries to transform, the effects will be permanent.

And no one likes being chased by animals right?

"Lock you up? Marinette if you're worried about more bugs, we can call an exterminator if they keep up."

"But mom…" she said before a massive swarm entered the building. "THATS WHY!"

"We need more bug spray!"

The bugs flew around the room before seeing Marinette and flew towards her with the speed of a machine gun.

"AHHHH!" Marinette screamed while racing to the pantry door. She slammed them shut and heard the swarm crash right against them. 'Crap! That was close.'

The only problem was that it was dark, cold and she didn't notice the ladybugs crawling into the room through the cracks.

(A LONG day later)

Knock knock.

It was early morning as Marinette's mother heard a knocking at the pantry door.

Knock knock.

"Marinette? Are you up?"

Knock knock.

She opened the door and saw Marinette falling to the ground as some ladybugs flew away from the sleepless and very miserable girl.

"Ugh…"

"Marinette!"

"Mom…" she got out in misery. "I...need a nap...zzzzz."

"Didn't you get any sleep?"

"Zzzzz." She snored while completely out cold. "Zzzz."

"I'll take that as a no." The older woman sweatdropped while we see the sun and moon are back in their normal positions in the sky.

Although in certain parts of the city, the animals are kinda…attacking the miraculous users. Looks like they deserved it, well some that is.

"Come on kitties! Not the face!" Adrien screamed while the cats started to scratch him, although the kittens were sleeping on his back, happy.

"Ahaa! Ahaa!" The peacocks cried out as they pecked the door while butterflies were flying out of Gabriel's hair.

"Gabriel get these birds away from the door!" yelled Nathalie while her hair was disheveled and her body was covered in scratch and peck marks.

"I can't right now!"

"Why?!"

"I'm busy trying to keep this butterfly away from my mouth." He said while a very poisonous butterfly was heading towards his face.

(With Kagami)

She grumbled while her mother took the wings off of her hair. "Baka dragonflies…"

(With Nino)

A snapping turtle growled at him while at the kitchen table as it was in his cereal.

"Look, I don't get what's your problem, but I'm hungry, so what are we gonna do about this?" he frowned.

It growled at him again as Nino moved a finger near him.

SNAP!

Causing it to bite down hard on it.

"AHHHH!"

(With Kim and Max)

Both huddled together while in a cage at the zoo, half naked and scared for their lives, while the apes and horses glared at them with anger.

"Ooh ooh!" yelled a gorilla beating on its chest.

"Neigh!" a zebra neighed as Max gulped.

"Kim?"

"Yes?"

"If I get out of here, I think I'll stay away from any horses."

"Yeah, I think I just lost my love of funny monkey movies. Any idea how long they'll stay there?"

"No idea."

(With Chloe)

Pollen sighed while looking at a now red and puffy Chloe. "Want me to get the tweezers my queen?"

"Yes-OW!" She yelled as a hornet stung her on the ear.

"I'll be right back."

(With Alya)

She grumbled while sitting on a bench as she was covered in bite marks, only to see Lila walking towards the bench with a torn set of pants.

Lila sat down, looked at the girl, and said in a tired voice. "Fox problems?"

"Yes, you?"

"Yes…" She grumbled. "Alya?"

"Yes?"

"I think that fox...took my virginity…" she said with a blush.

"...wow…..and here I thought just being used as a chew toy was rough."

"Yeah, same." She muttered before both fist bumped each other.

(With Luka)

He shivered in fear while several cobras were glaring at him as he was currently on a rooftop. "I hate snakes!"

"Hisss!"

"Hey! You guys are the ones who wouldn't stop holding onto me!"

They hissed again while some anacondas slithered towards him.

"EEP!"

(With Alix)

She smiled while her room was covered in millions of tiny bunny rabbits, not caring that they trapped her here for a day.

One nibbled her hair while another one hopped onto Alix's head.

"Man, who knew I'd be surrounded by so many fluffy things. Don't tell anyone I said that, don't want them thinking I'm getting soft."

They kept on hopping about as we see a small hole above the room.

Bunnyx looked down and chuckled before turning to the screen. "Welp, looks like I found out that one of my selves loves bunnies. Cute."

That was when a rabbit hopped from one of the portals and landed on her head with a sign reading 'Fin' in carrot juice.

"Aw!" She gushed with joy. "A bun bun!"

The audience chuckled before an umbrella was pointed at them, silencing them.

"That's better." She smirked as the screen turned black and she waved the audience goodbye. "Later."