Date: WHO CARES?!

Author: Who do you think?

Subject: Taken over St. Canard- FINALLY!

I've finally taken control of St. Canard, thanks to some help from my... "friends" in S.H.U.S.H., and the idiocy of F.O.W.L. agent Steelbeak. Seriously- talk about a moron! The guy wouldn't know he was being run over by a steam roller even if it was right on top of him. And as for Gizmodork? One warning shot from my bazooka and the giant mobile toaster oven goes rolling on back to Duckburg, crying for his "Scroogey" no doubt.

Pathetic.

Some of the citizens were stupid enough to resist when my forces marched into the city. Like helpless little ants, those rebels were quickly squashed. And now, here I sit in the mayor's office, scribbling these words into this dumb book (it was Launchpad's idea, not mine) while my newly hijacked Servo-bots clean up the- uh, mess in the corner. Out of all the people in this city, I figured the mayor would have at least put up a half-assed fight.

Nope. He just cowered in the corner, pleading for me "not to do this." The man was such a blubbering disaster. Whatever- it's not like he could have stopped me anyway.

This city is MINE now.

Negaduck out!