When Germany had called the meeting to a close, Alfred wanted to cry. It was about time! They had spent hours there and he couldn't wait to get home to Johnathan and the kids! Maybe he could invite Toris, Gilbert, and Lovino over. That would be cool! The kids were complaining about not seeing them for far too long.

Germany stood up and addressed them. "Zhe next meeting vill take place in London, England, on the thirty-first of January. I expect all of jou to be zhere at ten o'clock. Dismissed"

Okay, not too bad. He'd probably have to stay in a hotel while France and Canada stayed with England. Figures.

Now if only he could-

BRRING! BRRING! BRRING!

A few countries shot him glares at the loud noise and the fact that he didn't turn off his phone. Honestly though, who would call him unless it was an emergency? He wasn't on very good terms with the other personifications!

Either way, it was the boss man, so he had to answer.

He picked up his new model of the iPhone 14. Truely a beauty.

"Hello! The HERO is speaking!" Great Spirit he hates his facade. It was the safest option though.

"United, you're going to be housing a few nations for the next couple weeks."

Alfred paused.

What?

WHAT?

"What did you just say?" He asked in a deadly voice, the nations eavesdropping shivering at his tone.

"I know United, but it has come to my, and some other leaders' attention that your and some other personifications' relationships are strained. Severely strained, we wish to fix this. You will be housing multiple nations for the next couple weeks.

"But sir-"

"You don't have to worry about your states, the other leaders have already signed a contract that any secrets their countries find out will not be used against you. That contract has also included that you can threaten them to your hearts desire to have them sign the same contract as long as they are not severely harmed.

"But sir-"

The president growled through the phone. "No buts United, you will be housing a few nations for the rest of the month! An email has been sent to you giving you a list of the personifications involved."

Ding!

"WHAT THE FUCK? THAT IS NOT 'a few'! THAT IS-"

"Yes Alfred I know, these are the nations that agreed."

"The house is a mess!" Alfred tried to find an excuse.

"They will be staying in a first class hotel nearby for the night while you and Johnathan clean."

"...You really thought this through didn't you."

"I did." The cruel bastard sounded smug.

Alfred sighed, life was not going good. "Is that all?"

"Almost."

"Fuck."

"The nations will be receiving their emails in a second, have fun with the chaos Alfred."

The nation's eye twitched. "DAMN YOU!"

"Goodbye!"

They hung up.

Multiple dings were heard throughout the room.

"VHAT?"

"AIYAA!"

"I don't want to be with that fat American!"

"E-eh? Maple hockey!"

"I HAVE TO STAY WITH THAT BLOODY GIT?"

"This will be fun, da?"

Many, many more screams flooded the room.

Russia, England, Canada, France, Lithuania (yay!), Germany and Prussia, Japan, North and South Italy, China, Spain, Mexico, Belarus, The Nordics, and Poland were all coming to his house.

To meet Johnathan.

To meet his kids.

To 'better their relations'.

Fuck my life.

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"What do you mean they're coming over?" Johnathan demanded with a glare.

Alfred's eye twitched again. "Don't look at me! I have no control over this situation!"

His brother rolled his eyes, an irritated spark in them. "If they do anything, I will NOT be held responsible for my actions."

"Me neither brother, me neither."

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Matthew wasn't sure what to think of this.

Him and a group of nations have been chosen to spend time with America at his house for the rest of the month. Which was for three weeks. Most were extremely annoyed with this developement, some were curious, and a rare couple were excited.

He was mainly concerned about being forced to eat McDonald's for the next couple weeks, so were many others.

Speaking of him and the others, they were currently all outside waiting for their driver. Alfred was apparently sending someone over to pick them up.

"Where is he, aru?" China asked, anger lighting up his eyes.

Russia smiled his creepy smile, probably taking pleasure of being with so many people to torment. "He is being quite lazy, da?"

All nations shivered, Matthew included.

Canada mildly disagreed, perhaps his twin was too busy cleaning one of his houses to pick them up? That would be nice.

On queue, a long and fancy limo pulled up beside them. The driver putting down the window to reveal a brown-haired, green-eyed, teenager.

"Aiya! America sent a child? Westerners are so immature, aru."

This seemed to irritate the driver as he gave a snarl. "Be happy that he's even providing you lot hospitality! As for me being a child, far from it dude!"

The brunette narrowed his emerald eyes and scowled. "Now to do a roll call!" He said in a slight accent. "Nordics!"

"All here!"

"Axis!"

"We are here."

"Allies!"

"We are here, honhonhon"

"Russia, Belarus, Lithuania!"

"Da, we are here."

"China!"

"Here, aru."

"Spain and Mexico!"

"Si."

"Poland!"

"Like, here."

"Okay that's everyone! Hop on in!" The still unnamed brunette announced. Matthew wondered who this kid was and how he knew about the nations as they were classified information that should not be known to a child. This thought continued to haunt his mind as he got into the limo.

"How do jou know we exist?" Germany asked the question on Canada's mind.

The kid looked in the mirror, eyes flickering briefly before turning back to the road as he got ready to drive. "Now that will be revealed when we get to the house, if you're willing to wait that long."

"Ve can be patient." Germany responded, not happy with the developement of a mere human knowing of their existence.

The kid seemed to smirk at that, as though it was an inside joke.

"In zhe meantime, vhat is jour name?" Ludwig demanded, eyes narrowed.

"My name is Leonardo, but call me Leo." The newly name Leo answered.

Italy perked up, a smile on his face. "Ve~ That's an Italian name!"

Leo smiled, glancing in the mirror to look at Italy. "Yes it is."

"When will we be there?" Arthur questioned, many people wondering the same.

"In about thirty minutes." Leo responded.

Lots of Europeans gasped dramatically, flabbergasted at 'such a long time'. Canada just shook his head. Honestly, you'd think they only lived a minute apart from each other. He cocked his head, maybe some of them do.

Nevertheless, Leo chuckled at the reaction and just continued to drive.

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England was pissed. He did not want to stay with that hamburger-eating git! He probably lived in a tiny apartment high in the sky to 'feel free'. They would probably all have to be cramped up in one or two rooms for three weeks.

So this is why, when they came into the countryside and saw America's house, Arthur's jaw dropped.

It. Was. Huge.

It had to be four stories and it was far bigger than a dozen American football fields. The size of it didn't compare to the amount of land though. The land had to have gone for miles, including plains, part of a forest, and a bloody lake!

The house was made up of wood and stone and looked very sturdy. It also felt very protected, by some form of magical shield. It also had many windows with multiple people looking out of them. There were also some people out on some balconies. It seemed there were a ton of solar panels upon the roof along with wind turbines for renewable energy. There was a massive pool -and was that a whale? It was a sight to behold really.

"Mon dieu!"

"Aiya!"

"Maple..."

"Mein gott!"

"Why the bloody hell didn't he tell us of this place." England wondered, the mansion was beautiful. It had its hand-crafted sculptures, gorgeous gardens, animals and humans alike running around. The whale gave a splash of 'hello'. The kids and their pets (why was there an alligator?) stopping to watch the large limo pull up, soon all sprinting into the house at the sight of them.

"Ve~ Who-a are all those people fratello?" Italy asked his brother, Romano.

"How do you suspect me-a to know bastardo?" The Italian shot back.

"You-a sound upset, hug therapy?"

"No."

"VE~ HUG THERAPY!" Italy screeched, glomping his brother.

"GET OFF-A OF ME FRATELLO!" Romano yelped in return.

Arthur rubbed his head, those two were the loudest thing besides America. He could already feel a migraine coming on.

Leo parked the car and went around to open their doors.

"I don't like how this chird knows who we are." Japan said, many other countries agreeing with him.

A voice suddenly pierced the air. "Like I said, the reason I know about you guys will be explained inside. So are you coming?"

Leo was standing there with the car door open, eyebrow raised at them. His green shirt was tucked into his jeans, the fabric bunched up from a raised shoulder.

Germany stood up, taking the lead. "Yes, ve are coming"

Leo nodded and gestured for them to follow.

"I never knew America's house was so big!" Spain claimed, in awe of the size of the house.

"I don't zink any of us did Espagne!" France voiced, also looking at America's house.

Arthur did admire his former-colony's work on his house, it was big but very cozy looking.

"Alrighty! Here we are!" Leonardo shouted just loud enough so everyone could hear him speaking. "Okay, so we'll be giving you the -agh!"

Leonardo was yanked inside the house by an unknown person. Said person soon reopened the door but the he and the nations were surprised with a them being face-to-face with a gun.

The human holding the gun was scowling, glaring at all of them. The resemblance to America was shocking, close, but still enough to know they were related. Maybe he was a little younger than Alfred but still looking about the same age. He had brown hair and cold grey eyes unhidden by glasses, his skin was sun kissed instead of Alfred's natural tan. Otherwise, the two looked very similar.

The slight Alfred-lookalike tightened their hands on the gun and growled. "Give me one good reason I shouldn't shoot you all right now."