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Rated Mature for dark themes, slight sexual content and random shenanigans. If you're either offended or don't enjoy the story then please, simply leave and don't cause unnecessary drama in the comment section and ruin this for people who enjoy the story.

This is simply pure fiction and the work of a mad robot and has nothing to do with the canon story or anything official.


Jareeth: alright, I have an idea!

Ryan: *Groans* oh here we go...

Jareeth: If we want the Twilight cultist to surrender we first sneak in, steal their pants and underwear, leave a note of ransom. Telling them if they and their dragon boss don't stop attacking Azeroth we'll burn their pants!

Alice:...

Ryan:...

Elizabeth:...*snort*

Alice: that has to be the dumbest, stupidest, retarded idea I have ever heard.

Jareeth: what, think you can come up with a better idea?

Alice: go in, kill ever single one of them, tear their head priest heart out and paint their blood in their precious chamber where they worship and mutilate the head priest corpse beyond recognition and leave THAT as a message.

Ryan: by the light that's far too brutal!

Elizabeth: yet it would give the cultists pause by that...

Jareeth: i like my idea better

Ryan: not gonna lie Jareeth, I don't think it's going to work. I mean even if we went with Alice idea we sho-

Elizabeth: she left.

Ryan and Jareeth:...what?

Elizabeth: Chibi-Alice left and enacting her idea right now.

Twilight cultist: OH GOD HOW IS THIS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!?

Ryan:...Is she beating that man with his own skull?

Elizabeth: jupp

Ryan: h-how is that possible!?

Jareeth: eh? she did that to me a while ago, I thought it was something normal for her to do

Elizabeth:...

Ryan:...

Jareeth: What?

Elizabeth and Ryan: HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!?

-Conversation between Alice and her group during the Cataclysm.


In a calm and yet beautiful forest covered the plains where travelers would go to the nearest town or cities to trade or sleep in a cozy Inn.

However, this forest houses a dark secret, in one of the small mountains that emerge from the forest is a cave and in that cave is infested with horrible creatures, created to be completely vile and unredeemable to anyone encountering them...Provided they survive.

Goblins. Small goat eyed creatures with the skin of green, sharp teeth and claws and ugly as hell. These little demons serves the demon lord who by rumors have risen once again and now the goblins gladly serves the demon lord in order to pillage and raid, kidnapp women and do unspeakable things to them in order to increase their numbers.

In the cave the Goblins either slept, laughed and dance around or raping the women they captured recently. One of them having finished his business with a female elf he decided to go out and take a piss. Granted he could simply do it in the lair but their master have forbidden them doing that since it stinks up the damn place in the first place.

Being a lowly Goblin to one of the higher ups of the demon lord's army the goblin has no choice but to obey, or risk the wrath of his superior.

So with some grumblings and irritation the lone lowly goblin made their way out of the cave and out to the woods, once it made some distance away from the cave it pulled its loincloth aside and did their business. The goblin took his time to enjoy the moment until something caught his attention, a scent.

A scent of several virgin women! And what smelled like a corpse too but that's beside the point!

Grinning and drooling at the thought of raping another women it finish pissing and grabbed their club and made his way, toward where the scent was.

After a while running past trees, bushes and jumping over logs and upturned roots the goblin emerge to an open field of grass and small boulders dotting the landscape. Looking around where the scent is it finally saw the prey it was chasing. Grinning as the figures were lying on the ground unconscious, making the goblin's job much easier! It sprinted with gusto and a bulge poking out of its Loincloth, it can barely restrain itself to-

The Goblin suddenly stopped as it finally saw the women and they're not what he expected.

The lone goblin expected it to be humans or elves, hell even some frickin dwarves! But the strange women he's looking at is nothing he has ever seen.

All three of them aren't humans, however the fourth one is but by the smell and how pale she looks she's just a corpse, but the dead blond haired human in dull purple robes with silver highlights on her sleeves and waist region pales in comparison just how incredibly curvaceous and busty the other three are!

The first two are likely the same race due to the strange wolf like quality they have yet still look almost human, with dark grey fur with lighter coloration to their face and down to their stomach. Long black hair but one has straight and cut neatly while the other is unkept and wavy, the one with straight hair wore black and orange robes with black shoulderpads with silver lining while the other one wore gear fitting for a speedy ranger with a top made out of scales of unknown creature and has a shoulderpad on her left shoulder while wearing black pants with pouches and a quiver.

Their respective weapons lies beside them which are a staff with a dragon skull with mandibles and a dark looking bow with green runes on it.

The other one is a brown skinned Orc! a tall female orc with black long hair that a portion of it is made into a high ponytail, wearing a simple brown leather top with brown shoulderpads with fur lining underneath, a Loincloth/sash and plated boots and gauntlets, lastly a huge two handed sword left lying to her side.

The goblin has raped a lot of women with large breasts before but none of them come even close to these ladies!

The goblin, grinned and laughed as it hit a jackpot he was about to run up to the knocked out females. Until he sensed another smell, some of his kin are nearby and they must have also sense the scent in the air and went investigating.

Frowning, knowing they would probably take the females back to the cave first and allow either the shaman or the hobgoblin enjoy this rare piece of meat for themself, leaving him with nothing until they're done with them.

So he might as well be quick about it before his brothers gets here, he walks up to the wolf lady with robes and pulled his Loincloth away, he was about to grab her upper part of the robes that where her her massive breasts are located...

"GEH!?"

Until the wolf lady arm suddenly snapped out toward him and grabbed his head in a tight grip. The goblin, caught off guard dropped his club by accident and desperately trying to break free from the wolf lady's grip on his head. As for the wolf lady she slowly rises from the ground while keeping her head low, once she's sat upright and slowly moved her head toward the goblin in her hand.

Then she raises her head a little and the goblin saw her eyes, they're red like blood and glew with such malice he would have pissed himself if he hadn't done that few minutes ago.

And the next thing the lone goblin knew, was pain, the feeling of being burned alive by fire suddenly alight on his body while not harming the wolf lady at all.

The goblin never had the chance to scream in pain as he perished in hellfire and only ashes were left.

Thus ends the Lone goblin life, killed by a powerful Warlock from another world.


The four heroes of Azeroth

Chapter 1: Goblins and Bandits, oh my!


"Ok what the actual fuck did I just kill!?"

Is all Alice Darkthorn could think of as she shook her hand to get the ashes off after killing what looks like a green mutated goat-eyed expired pickle. She looks around and spotted her weapon and both her sister and friends lying unconscious on the ground. Her instinct flared as she realize they're not safe, if that thing tried to attack her wasn't alone then possibility is that there might be more of them so she stood up and readied her weapon in case more of them were nearby.

"Ok... Where are we and how did we get here?" Alice thought as she scanned the open field of grasslands and the distance forest and mountains for anything. Anything that might tell her where they are, but from what she could tell they aren't anywhere near eastern kingdom or Kalimdor for that matter.

As matter of fact, she never seen these mountain formation before, which is saying something considering she and her friends have been almost everywhere and knows the lands they visited so often.

Even in Outlands!

Frowning when she tried to recall how did she, her sister and her best friend ended up in the middle of nowhere.

As far she can remember they were home taking it easy along with Elizabeth who pretty much became a resident in their house a while ago, simply reading or tinkering away with their hobbies and next... She and the others ended up here, along with Faaru for some reason.

Last they heard of her whereabout, she was wandering around southern barrens helping the Tauren rebuilding their homes after the Alliance indiscriminate attack during the Fourth war, a rather stupid pointless war once they found out the many reason why it started and in Alice opinion felt everthing she did for the Alliance was meaningless and in vain.

Especially what happend at Dalaran between her and Jaina, it was pretty much the last straw that broke the camels back that she left the Alliance and was taken in by the Shado-pan and taught in the way of the Monk.

... She really should have listen to Luna and never joined the damned faction of bias assholes and hypocrites and simply live their lives in peace together, either way they would have ended up fighting Deathwing, Lei shen and Garrosh anyway since they didn't want to live under their tyranny and had the entire world destroyed by a giant fire breathing idiot.

Still... There are times Alice wonder if all the souls killed during the war ever passed on to the Shadowlands or are still stuck to the material plane, knowing their life was pretty much thrown away in vain due to couple of idiots in power never saw the bigger picture and looked beyond the past to try make peace with one another... Or even saw the huge fucking dragon flying around and roasting people alive, even in their main capital cities.

... Remind her again why did she join the Alliance when they and the Horde were THIS incompetent?

"Ugh... What smells like burnt cucumber?" a voice ask behind her as she glances back and sees her undead best friend is waking up

Elizabeth Hightower, the Frost mage and the very first Undead Druid of nature sat up while rubbing the back of her head. She looks around with one eye with the other one closed and spots Alice, her sister and their orc friend and the pile of ashes of something small been killed by her Warlock friend.

She blinks as she spotted the pile and her best friend ready for combat "Oooookay?" she says as she stands up while picking up her staff "What did I miss and what exactly did you fry the poor bastard to hell was? As matter of fact, where the hell are we?"

"... Honestly I don't know, I just woke up not too long ago and from the mountain formation and the landscape... We're nowhere near the Eastern kingdoms and as for that thing it was small, green and ugly with goat eyes and smelled really bad" Alice answers "not to mention it tried to grab my boobs with its little grubby hands so I killed it."

"... Wait did you kill a goblin?"

Alice shook her head "It looked like one but this thing... Doesn't look like the ones back home, too feral and unintelligent, not to mention it wore a bloody loincloth and used a simple wooden club as a weapon."

"...Yeah, ok no bloody way a Goblin would be caught wearing something like that. Maybe for their wives during kinky time but not out in the frickin open plains like this one!" Elizabeth gesture around the open grassland with barely any covering.

"What's with all the shouting?"

"Ugh... What in the ancestors name...?"

The two friends looks over to the last two finally waking up, Luna Darkthorn the twin sister of Alice and Both the Hunter and warlock of the group. Faaru Stonekiller the Warrior and survivalist of the group, both of them groaned and sat up as they looked around in confusion and spotted Alice and Elizabeth.

Before they could ask Alice beat them to the punch "Before any of you ask, no we have no idea where we are or HOW we ended up here and before you ask about the pile of ashes, some weird mutated goblin tried to grope me so I killed it." This in turn got weird looks from Luna and Faaru.

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"... Girls, I'm seriously not making this up."

The Worgen hybrid and the Mag'har orc just stared at Alice in both confusion and bewilderment before they just shrugged, picking up their weapons and stood up.

"Wouldn't be the first weird thing I heard sis" Luna said.

"Compare the last few adventures we all had and the weird shit that happend to us, this is tame in comparison." Faaru stated as she placed her two handed sword over her shoulder.

"Glad to see everyone, except Zynthia who isn't here with us, are awake~" Elizabeth stated, bringing everyone attention to her "Let's focus on the most important thing, what was the last thing you all remembered before we all woke up here?"

"I remembered I was reading one of my novels up in my room, but then I just blacken out and you know the rest." Alice answered as she crossed her arms.

"As for me I was tinkering with one of my rifles in our basement and same with sis, everything just blacken out and woke up here." Luna said.

"I was helping out couple of Tauren hunters bringing some food to the camp, I was in the middle of skinning the catch of the day and I just fell over and everything went dark." Faaru said.

"As for me" Elizabeth says "I was making some modification to my water elemental and I just kind of fell backward and everything went dark. Then I woke up with Alice standing over the pile of ashes with her staff ready to fight a bitch."

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"... What?" Elizabeth ask in annoyance when all three ladies just gave her a deadpanned looks after her explanation.

"... What sort of modification?" Alice asks.

"Why ask?"

"Because the last time you made modification with your Water elemental, you made it into a voluptuous big breasted women." Faaru said with a deadpan expression at the undead mage.

"What? what's wrong changing my minions appearance?!"

"Elize, it's not that we have a problem with that it's just it brought a hell of a lot of attention from a lot of people and every frost mages started to copy you, hell I even heard some archmages from Dalaran wanting to know whose the idiot who came up with that idea and throw them away in Violet hold for it." Luna answers.

"Oh c'mon! I can't help it i'm hell of alot better and more creative than those asswipes! If they got those collective staves up their asses removed then maybe they'd have done it twice better than I did!" Elizabeth exclaimed comically.

"Graaaah!"

"See! they agree!" Elizabeth said with a smile... Before her expression morph into confused look and turn her head literally around without moving her body to see a horde of small, ugly looking goat eyed goblins with various weapons that range from clubs, daggers and swords to axes, bows and arrows. There are literaly over four dozen of them emerging out of the forest and heading straight toward them.

Alice looked at the small horde with annoyance while Luna and Faaru looked both surprised and disgusted by their appearances and what's poking out of their loinclothes. As for Elizabeth she just stared at the small horde while turning her body around with confusion and little bit of disgust.

"These are the goblins that attacked you?" Elizabeth ask with hint of disgust.

"Pretty much." Alice simply stated.

"... They do know they're going to die, right?" Elizabeth said but there was no hint of worry in her tone.

Faaru said nothing as she stepped forward while still holding her weapon over her shoulder. She stared at the goblins with critical eye and immediately sees their nature and what sort of tactics they use.

Using their superior number to wittle down their opponents defenses, tiring them out before jumping in for the kill. Smart yet cowardly but it's likely due to their smaller sizes that they lower themself for using it, beside she could see in their eyes. Their eyes keeps wandering all over their bodies like they're a piece of meat, like a starved animals that want to fill their lust driven needs and they won't stop no matter what.

Too bad for them...

"Gyaaah!" one of the goblins got close enough to jump toward the brown skinned orc with their weapon raised, ready to knock them out and rape them.

... They were dealing with four veterans adventurers that fights monsters, abberations and god like beings on almost daily basis.

In a flash Faaru grabbed the incoming goblin by their neck and crushed it before tossing it away, which was the signal for the other girls to attack the incoming horde of depraved creatures.

Elizabeth was first to unleash her frost spell, spinning her staff and struck down the bottow at the ground in front of her with enough magic to sprout up a wide wall of ice with spikes that impales the green skinned creatures that tried to lunge at her. She wasn't done as she summoned several ice shards that shot out in spread formation, killing and severing limbs and heads from the goblins like a machine gun.

Luna and Alice were quick to attack as well, the former shooting her arrows in rapid pace with the arrows infused with fel magic to explode on contact. While Alice fires hell fire to incinerate larger group of Goblins trying to flank Faaru, who happens to be in the middle of the small horde slashing and bashing with the speed and skill of a seasoned warrior who survived against all odds.

The goblin tried to retailate with everything they had, some tried to fire their arrows but the archers were quickly taken down by either fel explosive arrows, large bolt of ice or literal firebolt infused hellfire. Some tried to jump behind Faaru and attempt to stab her but she was simply too quick and spun around, slashing the goblins in the air into pieces with her massive sword and crushed their skulls and their small bodies into paste with her fist or boots.

Within matter of minutes the small horde of goblins were soon reduced to around five and they were scared shitless and booked it the hell out of there, back to the forest they came from.

The girls watched as the remaining goblins ran back to where they came from, Alice simply raised a hand and rain of fire rained upon the fleeing goblins. Killing the last survivors before they could get away and warn their brethrens.

"Well... That happend." Faaru said as she wiped the blood from her sword.

"Disgusting creature, can't believe i'm saying this but I prefeer the goblins back home than these creatures." Luna said as she recovered any arrows worth saving to later re-use.

"You and me both..." Elizabeth and Alice mutters.

"What now?" Faaru ask as she sheated her weapon behind her back as she looked over to the others for any ideas what to do.

"We probably should get out of here before more of those hordes of fucked up goblins finds us" Elizabeth suggested "We don't know if this is their version of sending out scouting parties for any intruders in their territory... Granted i'm pulling that out of my decaying finely shaped ass but with no idea where we are or what even this land is called i'm pretty sure we should be cautious before we do something stupid."

"Agreed" Alice said "We need more information about the land, the people and the monsters that call this place home before we do anything in order to get back home... As matter of fact can't you just mass teleport us out of here Elize?"

"Let me try..." Closing her eyes, Elizabeth concentrated by gathering her magic to create a portal that would link them to a neutral city, since both factions of the Horde and Alliance don't take too kindly of non-member of their respective factions if they happen to be the said race from either one. After a while trying to connect with the leylines and trying to locate any cities she recognize, she frowned when she couldn't for some reason.

She tried several times but it felt like she keeps hitting a wall of some kind, frustrated she stopped and opened her eyes to see her friends wathcing her with curious gaze. "Sorry" She apologized "But for some reason I keep hitting a wall, not only that but the leylines feels different, foreign even... Girls I don't think we're on Azeroth anymore."

The three of them looked at Elizabeth for a moment before they all sighed and face palmed "Goddammit we're in another world again aren't we?" they all simultaneously said at the same time.

It came to no ones surprise that they once again ended up in another world, the reason that happens so often with them and the rest of their friends and comrades is because during the trial of Garrosh Hellscream and his escape with the help of a traitorous bronze dragon by the name of Kairozdormu or Kairoz in short. The idiotic bronze dragon did something that caused an anomaly all around Azeroth that slowly grew to form into what everyone calls them as 'Tears', wormholes that function as portals or gateway that are too unstable and unpredicable as they appears whenever they feel like it.

Unfortunately Alice and the others are constant victim of this crap as the tears would open right next to them and drag them inside, sometimes they would spit them out with all of their gear with them and sometimes the tears would spit them out stark naked with no weapons or armour for protection and usually forced to scavange new gear to survive in the other worlds they end up in.

Hell it doesn't help either that none of their teleportations spells or Hearthstones doesn't work whenever they're not on Azeroth or Outland. For whatever reason whenever they ends up in another world their only means of getting home doesn't seem to work or there is a cosmic wall blocking their path.

So to hear that they're once again in another world and await for another tear to open up in order to go home, they'll have to wait and explore this unknown world and deal with whatever flawed politics and tyrannical rulers that wants to control them or turn them into breeding stocks while they wait.

Alice just grumbles as she shakes her head at the thought of once again throwned into a complete unknown world again against her will. "Looks like we have no other choice but to take a path and hope we stumble upon a town that is both friendly and can provide us with information." everyone nodded and decided to pick a direction that doesn't lead them toward the forest where the Goblins came from.

Hoping that they find a town to rest and plan ahead what to do while they wait for another tear that would bring them back home to Azeroth.

Last thing they want is to get involved in some world ending threat by whatever villains that exist, no thanks! they already had to deal with that crap back home so no! let the heroes of this world do their frickin job and don't involve them in whatever mess that exist!

With that, the four adventurers choosed a path that hopefully will get them to the nearest town.

Unaware their existence will bring few changes on the frontier.


"By Elune's hairy nutsack! how long have we been walking?!"

Elizabeth shouted while gripping her head in frustration, they've been walking for hours and trying to summon their mounts didn't work either so they were forced to walk on foot. Already the sun is setting and soon night will come and so will whatever nocturnal creatures that calls this lands their home.

Soon enough the girls would be forced to set up camp and hope the bonfire won't attract anything nasty to them.

Faaru grunted as she continue to walk "Just deal with it, there got to be some form of civilization out here." Elizabeth gave the Mag'har orc a small glare "Civilization my ass, all we encountered were more of those fucked up looking goblins but in lesser numbers and we haven't seen a squat of humans, elves, dwarves or orcs for the past several hours!"

"Well got any better ideas?" Faaru shot back.

"Yes because I can see lights over the horizon." Alice suddenly said, bringing both Elizabeth and Faaru's attention toward the direction where Alice and Luna was looking. Faaru frowned a bit and took out a spy glass she got from a goblin merchant in Ratchet years ago and looked through it with one eye.

What she saw finally brought some comfort as she saw beyond a wide forest and small mountains were lights, that came from lamp post and behind them are buildings with people walking around, meaning what she's looking at is a town!

"I see a town and it's populated with humans and short pointed eared elves." Faaru said as she pocketed the spy glass.

"Half elves?" Luna asked

"Don't know, the last world we ended up in the elves over there looked way different than the one back home." Elizabeth answered.

"Ugh! don't remind me, still can't get that stupid voice from that dark skinned human always asking if we go to the cloud district out of my head." Alice growled at the certain memory of an arrogant human from the previous world they ended up in.

"Hopefully we don't encounter someone like that here, let's go!" Faaru said and the girls continue to walk toward the destination where the town was, but in a quicker pace. By the time they manage to reach near the border of the forest and the road leading them to the town, night have fully come. Blanketing the entire landscape in pure darkness.

Fortunately it wasn't far away from the town where they could see the light above the trees, all they had to do is follow the road and that's it and by the looks of it they would reach the town within matter of a hour or two.

Unfortunately, trouble always seem to like to follow the girls wherever they go...

Before Faaru or Alice took another step, they all stopped when they heard the string of a bow string creak and arrows flew in the air they all either jumped back or blinked out of the way as arrows rained down upon where they stood.

Not like they would hit them as whoever shot them, intentionly missed them to stop them in track as the assailants emerge from the darkness of the forest and surrounded the four women with their weapons drawn.

From the garb and the way they look, it was clearly a group of bandits that surrounding them. All men and they all chuckled darkly as they circle around the four with lecherous looks and evil smirks plastered on their rugged, dirty faces. Faaru had already drawn her sword out as did the other girls with their staves and bow. back to back as they were surrounded by the outlaws.

However, out of the darkness of the woods came a man in slightly better armour due to the fact it looks to be in better condition and this man seems to know how to fight with a sword, better than these cutthroats that surrounds them.

He didn't look anything special, short brown hair and brown eyes, shaven face with few scars here and there and the cold, calculating yet arrogant face that screams someone that believes he's in control. He looked over them with a smirk and it got even wider as he inspected their shapely bodies and large bust, however he looked rather confused when he saw Elizabeth.

Likely have never seen an undead that doesn't look rotten as hell, or glowing yellow eyes for that matter.

"Well, well~ what do we have here lads~" the bandit leader exclaimed and mockingly clapped as he walked up to them "Couple of beautiful ladies out in the middle of nowhere, even rarer! Couple of non-humans never seen before too! Two wolf like beauts and a brown skinned orc with an actual pretty face and nice body and..." Looking at Elizabeth he couldn't help but ask "And what about you? what are you supposed to be?"

"Your mom" Elizabeth cheekily answered as she couldn't help but fuck with the guy who are attempting to rob them.

Silence... Nobody dared to say anything as the bandits were busy not to laugh or snicker as they're scared to face the wrath from their boss. As for the bandit leader himself, surprisingly enough he didn't look angry, just slightly annoyed yet amused at the same time as he shook his head and has his hands on his hips where his sword was sheathed.

"Amusing, either way let's get down to business my fair ladies~" stretching a hand out to them he continue "You see this is a toll and we like you to pay for the... Protection from all the nasty beasts that lurks out in the world by using this road, say how about... 80 gold, does that sound agreeable to you?" Alice and the others could already tell the man likely won't take no for their answer.

Hell even if they paid them to fuck off as 80 gold is nothing to them, they could already see that they would demand other payment as well. After all it is written all over their faces as they continue to lecherously look at them with lust.

Their bodies to be exact.

Alice, with a twitch of her eyebrow, pissed and annoyed that their journey is being hindered by some uptight asshole who thinks he owns the world and now demands to hand over their money and even their maidenhood to bunch of lecherous degenerates. Faaru growled in rage as her grip on her sword tighten and her blood boiled to spill their blood, Luna narrowed her eyes with distain and disgust at these pathetic humans decided to take the easy route to get what they wanted. Elizabeth just sighed and shook her head, have already dealt with these kind of people before and knows the outcome. They decided to answer in a language they only know and understand...

FOOSH!

Violence.

The Bandit leader screamed in pain and horror as he was suddenly lit aflame as bright orange flames licked his body, flailing his arms around not knowing how to put out the flames he ran around like a headless chicken while his bandit group looked on in horror and surprise.

After mentally casting immolation on the leader Alice and the others quickly took their chances to take the bandits down while they were distracted. She dashed forward while bringing her staff to the side, the mandibles on the skull opens and burst of green energy came out to manifest into a wicked looking scythe, as she swung the now transformed staff and bisected two of the bandits with ease, she followed up with by manipulating shadow magic to form black chains with the end a barbed blade out of her body to whip the nearest bandit, cutting his head off and proceed to do the same to his partner next to him.

Luna went for the archers hiding in the woods as she can see and hear them in the dark while also sensing their life energy, quickly took out three arrows and fired them at the bandits hiding up in the trees. They all hit their marks as they screamed in pain and fell over, she dodged to the left as the archer recovered enough to fire at the group as she whip around with her bow aimed and arrow nocked and ready. She released the bowstring and the arrow hit the mark on one of the archer hiding in the trees.

As for Elizabeth she summoned a water elemental and both of them pelted the bandits flanking Alice, Luna and Faaru with frost bolt, impaling them with sharp ice javeline while calling forth frost armour to block the arrows that were being shot from the archers in the woods that are being taken down by Luna one by one.

Faaru however was the most devastating of them all, giving these scums the taste of a true warrior strength and skill as she hacked and slashed them to pieces and broke their bones with her punches and kicks that shattered both their measly leather armour and bones into paste. She grabbed one of the bandits head with both her hands and with a mighty pull she tore the head off the mans body with a roar and blood splurted out like a fountain that rained upon both the mag'har orc and the remaining bandits.

As for the remaining bandits, after witnessing these... Monsters slaughtering their brethrens with such ease that only god like beings should be capable off, they scattered with fear and panic into the woods.

"What are they!?"

"Are these demons?!"

"Run! Run for your life!"

The four Azerothians stood where they are with their weapons ready, in case the remaining bandits tries be brave and attack them again as they escaped into the darkness of the night and woods. They stood and watched as the remaining bandits fleed and waited to make sure the coast was clear, once they confirm there were no other living being nearby they relaxed and sheated their weapons.

"Hah... What a way to start the day in these strange lands." Elizabeth pretty much said what was on everyones mind.

Alice however felt that something was off and looked behind her to see... Bunch of soldiers clad in high quality armour from a distance behind several trees, led by a very stern looking man with no helmet. He looked to be in his forties with narrow grey eyes and greying black hair. Wore a well crafted silver and red armour to signify his rank as the knights captain and boy he did not look pleased.

The other girls noticed the knights who had stopped hiding in the woods and there was just a long awkward silence between the group. The girls stared at the knights and then to the bodies of the bandits they killed and back to the knights.

There was an awkward feeling that it might be their magic and skills they're not pleased with, not the massacre of a large group of bandits.

Like as if they never seen anyone with their abilities or skills with a sword... Or Faaru literally tearing a poor guys head off. Elizabeth decided to break the silence and raised a hand in greetings and nervously spoke "H-H-Hi there! Do you fellows know the nearest Inn we can stay at?".

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"...Smooth Elize, just smooth." Alice groaned.

The man in front narrowed his eyes further and stepped forward, having already drawn his blade and pointed at them while ordering them with a thundering voice "By the order of the crown, you four are under arrest! do not resist and we'll make sure you won't be harmed under investigation." After ordering the girls to surrender his knights did the same and pointed their weapons while slowly surrounding them.

There was only one thing all four of them could think of this situation as the four had their weapons confiscated and their hands bound by strong ropes, led away toward where the town was, which was ironically toward where they were heading for.

"Aw... crap basket!"


Aaaaand cut!

It is I! Ultrazeta120! Here I am with a crossover story of the Goblin slayer and World of warcraft!

Honestly speaking I didn't think I would be making a story about this certain manga/anime but I liked the idea of low leveled mob monsters being actual threat when being underestimated by everyone, looking down on them as weak monsters not worth any attention or energy put into with such low reward. But in reality they can be cunning and very dangerous when they're in their elements and that's kind of stories I like!

...Except, the part of, you know... Violating women to breed more of their numbers to fill up and replace what they lost. That one is both disgusting and terrifying when taking in consideration if these mutated expired pickles were left on their own devices they could literally over run the whole continent if left unchecked.

Which we should be thankful for the Goblin slayer is there to take care of that mess, slaying goblins by rip and tear until it is done! making Doom slayer very proud!

However if you all curious what my OC looks like, go to my profile page and read up for further information about them!