This was written just for fun and I hope you'll all enjoy this little EEnE parody of The 12 Days of Christmas, composed by Frederic Austin in c. 1780. Please let me know what you all thought about it.
The 12 Days of Ed-mas
On the first day of Ed-mas Antonucci sent to me,
1 Jonny in an oak tree
On the second day of Ed-mas Antonucci sent to me,
2 Slovak jawbreakers, and
A Jonny in an oak tree
On the third day of Ed-mas Antonucci sent to me,
3 shoes of beatings
2 Slovak jawbreakers, and
A Jonny in an oak tree
On the fourth day of Ed-mas Antonucci sent to me,
4 rocket cars
3 shoes of beatings
2 Slovak jawbreakers, and
A Jonny in an oak tree
On the fifth day of Ed-mas Antonucci sent to me,
5 golden jeans
4 rocket cars
3 shoes of beatings
2 Slovak jawbreakers, and
A Jonny in an oak tree
On the sixth day of Ed-mas Antonucci sent to me,
6 bowls of Chunky Puffs
5 golden jeans
4 rocket cars
3 shoes of beatings
2 Slovak jawbreakers, and
A Jonny in an oak tree
On the seventh day of Ed-mas Antonucci sent to me,
7 monster marathons
6 bowls of Chunky Puffs
5 golden jeans
4 rocket cars
3 shoes of beatings
2 Slovak jawbreakers, and
A Jonny in an oak tree
On the eighth day of Ed-mas Antonucci sent to me,
8 magic boomerangs
7 monster marathons
6 bowls of Chunky Puffs
5 golden jeans
4 rocket cars
3 shoes of beatings
2 Slovak jawbreakers, and
A Jonny in an oak tree
On the ninth day of Ed-mas Antonucci sent to me,
9 stampeding chickens
8 magic boomerangs
7 monster marathons
6 bowls of Chunky Puffs
5 golden jeans
4 rocket cars
3 shoes of beatings
2 Slovak jawbreakers, and
A Jonny in an oak tree
On the tenth day of Ed-mas Antonucci sent to me,
10 cursed phones
9 stampeding chickens
8 magic boomerangs
7 monster marathons
6 bowls of Chunky Puffs
5 golden jeans
4 rocket cars
3 shoes of beatings
2 Slovak jawbreakers, and
A Jonny in an oak tree
On the eleventh day of Ed-mas Antonucci sent to me,
11 magazines
10 cursed phones
9 stampeding chickens
8 magic boomerangs
7 monster marathons
6 bowls of Chunky Puffs
5 golden jeans
4 rocket cars
3 shoes of beatings
2 Slovak jawbreakers, and
A Jonny in an oak tree
On the twelfth day of Ed-mas Antonucci sent to me,
12 stinky cheeses
11 magazines
10 cursed phones
9 stampeding chickens
8 magic boomerangs
7 monster marathons
6 bowls of Chunky Puffs
5 golden jeans
4 rocket cars
3 shoes of beatings
2 Slovak jawbreakers, and
A Jonny in an oak tree