Naofumi Iwatani, Megumin, Satou Kazuma. Fanfiction 3. Chapter 1: The son

When Kazuma had finally completed his mission to defeat the demon king, his wish was for him and Megumin to be able to live a upper middle class life together back in Japan. Eris granted his wish, and all of Kazuma's assets in Axel was converted to equally valuable assets in terms of Japan's standards. Megumin was easily able to get herself a job as an actress, given her energetic and ability to fully get into character. Kazuma was able to work from home inventing new toys and games that depicted his adventures in the other world. He had to change his last name to Iwatani to avoid his old family to find out about him however. Back in the other world she and Kazuma had done the deed, so when they was transferred to Japan, she was already in her third trimester. She gave birth to a baby boy with that got most of his father's complexion, but his hair was as black as his mother's. They named the boy Naofumi. Then 5 years later they got another boy with a lot of his mother's complexion, but still had green eyes and brown hair. One day Naofumi went missing and Kazuma and Megumin was able to track his last appearance to the public library, where also they got transported through the book.

1 x gold = 100 x silver

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Naofumi woke up to his normal otaku lifestyle, he was able to live like this ever since he saved his younger brother from becoming a criminal. His father Kazuma had never really nagged him about studying since he saw much of himself in his son, but his mother Megumin was really serious about him not becoming a shut-in neet like his father once was. This mission was successful for Megumin, since he went training most days, and had a habit of going to the public library.

It was going to be a normal day at the library, but he just got more immersed in the book that he had planned, and soon after his parents followed. Luckily his younger brother was currently studying abroad so he was none the wiser about the disappearance of his brother and parents. We start the story after Naofumi's name has been dragged through the mud and his parents has discovered that they retain their stats from their Konosuba days.

"Kazuma where are we?" Megumin said in confusion

"I think our son has been isekaied to this world after he opened that book, then when we found the book we followed after him." Kazuma retorted with in complete confidence.

"How can you be so sure Kazuma?" she asked still confused

"This is not my first rodeo, remember dear?" he said (Plus I have no better explanation Megumin)

"Hey Megumin look, it is like your adventurer card is already in your head, I am apparently in level 120." Kazuma uttered with great enthusiasm.

"How do you see your {stats}, oh wait now I see them, I am in level 400 like back in Axel Kazuma." she answered

"But let me guess you only have one ability {explosion}, or am I wrong Arch wizard" he said while giving her a stare that said (You know I am right.)

"Of course, there is no greater magic than explosion magic. So why are you looking at me like that is not the greatest asset we have in our party?" she questioned her 40 year old husband.

"Oh, I know that you can probably eradicate a whole city with that one spell, but can you walk afterwards?" he asked with a smug smile on his face

"Only one way to find out {EXPLOSION}!" She suddenly said, causing a massive explosion to appear from nowhere and send small tremors through the air. This was however nothing to Kazuma as he was more used to nuke level-explosions from his wife, rather than this weak city block level-explosion.

"50-points Megumin, you are out of training, but hey one thing has at least not changed, so how is the ground tasting." He said while looking at his 37 year old wife laying face first on the ground.

"Don't mock me, it is over 20 years since I got to use my explosion magic" she turned her head and looked back at Kazuma

This only made him start laughing uncontrollably "hahaha HAHAHA OH MY HAHAHAHAHA" "HAHA, oh this reminds of our first quest together".

Kazuma then laid down next to his faceplanting wife and snuggled up to her like they used to. "We haven't snuggled like this since you started got that new role, it is nice" he said as he sunk his face into her raven black hair.

"This is nice and all Kazuma, but aren't you forgetting about something important?"

"Oh well, he is 20 he can take care of himself" he said with confidence.

"I am not as sure, my motherly instincts are telling me that our son is being mistreated. Carry me to the closest town husband we need to find an inn before it gets dark, and then continue our search for Naofumi."

"We don't exactly have any money Megu-chan, so we kind of have to find a way to earn them, or else we might have to sleep in a stable." Kazuma said as he lifted Megumin on his back like old times. This time he also gave her thighs a loving squeeze (there are perks with being married after all) he thought to himself.

"Well can't we just kill some beasts and sell their hide or something like we used to do?" she asked him

Just as she said that Kazuma's ability {Enemy detection} started pinging like crazy. "Why do you have to raise those kind of flags" he said as he turned on his ability {lurk} to hide him and Megumin from the approaching monsters.

(We don't have any weapons yet, so it would be stupid to enter battles with monsters which strengths are to us unknow) as Kazuma was thinking this an orange balloon with teeth jumped out of the tall grass, and bounced into him and popped on impact with his moving knee. This made Kazuma gain 5 EXP.

"On second thought I think these ones are going to be a piece of cake to handle" he deactivated lurk as he said that and put Megumin gently on the ground. "Hey dodgeballs come and get me!" he yelled catching the attention of 40 orange balloon like animals.

They all jumped at Kazuma trying to get a bite of him, but he was much faster than them and barely needed to touch them to pop them. If he only knew how much time his son has spent on popping just one of those. Then after popping 41 balloon monster, collecting their skins and gaining 205 EXP, he picked up Megumin again and started walking the path towards the city.

"That was fun, Megumin when we get to town I want you to try and sell these balloon hides." He said in a cheerful tone while walking towards the closest town.

"Why should I try to sell them, aren't you the businessman in the family?" she asked

"Well I have a feeling you might have an easier time convincing them of a better price than me. You got a womanly charm that is not easy to copy, so I think you will catch the merchants eye and he will wish to endear himself to you by giving you a better deal." Kazuma proudly told her while grinning.

"Ah, That is the Kazuma I know and love full of contradictions. You tell me I am beautiful, but then you want to use that beauty to trick other men, even though you would never let a man take me from your side." She said to him as she sunk her face into neck.

"We need to use the assets we have available there is no need to"

Megumin had taken good care of her body after becoming an actress, so she could still be mistaken as somewhere around 20 years old. Today she had been wearing her casual red and black jacket, with her white sweater underneath, she also wore black stocking that reached up to her thighs and a pair of knee high black boots. She was simply stunning.

Kazuma on the other hand had just grown a little rougher in his features (imagine an older Naofumi with brown hair), while readopting his old green tracksuit. Many had mistaken him and his son back in Japan since they had the same facial complexion. You could only tell them apart by either the different hair color or the few wrinkles Kazuma had developed.

When they arrived in town Kazuma used {Drain touch} to give Megumin some strength back so she could walk on her own. After a little while they found a place to sell their loot. Kazuma then handed over 40 of the hides to Megumin and activated {Lurk}, this was to stay behind and watch over her in case she got in to trouble but also so he wouldn't destroy the illusion of Megumin being by herself.

"Good luck Megu-chan" he said as he leaned in and gave her a quick kiss, then he disappeared from her view.

"Thanks darling" she whispered to herself as Kazuma disappeared, but she knew he was still watching over her.

She then went over to the vendor and presented him with the 40 orange balloon hides, as she put on her best smile. "So how much would I get for these, good sir?"

The vendor just stood there stunned by her beauty for, not being able to even respond for a second. He then looked down on the 40 orange balloon hides which he usually sells for 1 silver per hide and pays half that to acquire, but most people that comes to him are inexperienced when it comes to haggling so he gets them for much less most of the time.

(No, I don't want to trick this beautiful woman. If she finds out I scammed her she might never return to my shop. If I overpay her now however she will return to my shop all the time. Also if I show her that I am a man that well off then maybe she will marry me) the vendor frantically thought to himself.

(Just like I planned he is totally stunned by Megumin, this will be easier than I thought.) Kazuma thought as he observed them from his hiding spot.

"Hello! Sir are you listening to me, how much can you give me for these" Megumin said as she waved her hand in front of him to regain the vendor's attention.

"Ah eh, yes s-sorry about that, well I have been in great need of these lately, so to show you my gratitude for bringing these to me I will give you 5 gold pieces" the vendor lied to Megumin. He had bought plenty of these orange balloon hides of the so called "shield-hero" after being chomped on the orange balloon monster for a few seconds.

"Hmm, well I had another buyer offering me 8 gold pieces, so I will just go back to him then" she lied with complete confidence.

This caused the vendor to panic he just had to have her come back to his shop. He was sure that the other seller must have been stricken by her beauty just like him. (I will not lose to some 2nd rate merchant, I will win) he thought as he slammed his fist into the table. "No! I can increase my price to 10 gold pieces, so please sell them to me."

This startled Megumin a little since the vendor had previously been so calm, but now that façade was gone. Kazuma that was in his hiding spot also got into position to intercept any attacks or inappropriate advances the vendor might do towards his wife.

"I-I am sorry that was unbecoming of me, I hope you can forget about that little outburst of mine" the vendor apologized.

"Of course I will forgive you, if you give me 20 gold pieces for my products" Megumin said with her best smile, and her eyes shining a little bit.

The vendor quickly went through his bank and hurriedly put the 20 gold coins in a little pouch "HERE! Take it, consider the 10 extra gold coins as an apology for my behavior" he bowed down while handing her the money pouch.

Megumin accepted the money pouch and went on her way. When she turned around the corner Kazuma popped out of his hiding spot and embraced her. In return Megumin kissed him.

"mmmnnhh"

Kazuma went deeper into the kiss and tightening the embrace around his wife, in return Megumin started wrapping her arms around his neck. She pulled herself off the ground by his neck and then wrapped her legs around his hips. Kazuma let his right hand explore down her body until it rested upon her ass cheek, while his left hand went up to her head and stroked her hair. Then they broke the kiss still tightly embracing each other and leaning their foreheads against each other while panting.

"hah, hah, it has really been awhile hasn't it" Kazuma panted while reveling in his wife's embrace

"too long, waaay too long darling" Megumin said in a dreaming tone burying her face into Kazuma's neck taking in his smell.

"I got to see what is the true value of these are, because I am pretty sure you got a better deal than what other people will get" Kazuma said as he pulled out the last orange balloon hide.

When Kazuma went up to the vendor he didn't get time to ask for anything because the vendor closed his store the moment he made eye contact with Kazuma, mistaking him for his son Naofumi. Kazuma didn't know this of course and just stood there confused. He just went back to Megumin very confused.

"Did I scare him or something?" he asked Megumin

"Sure looked like it."

"Well, let us go find a place that sells weapons and armor I feel kind of naked here without a sword."

"I agree with you Kazuma, I want to get a staff"

Megumin grabbed onto Kazuma's arm as they started walking towards the weapons shop. In the past such a move would have embarrassed him, but now he just felt comforted by it. When they came into the weapons shop no one was there, but some work could be heard going on in the back. They went up to the counter.

"Hello is there anyone here" Megumin spoke up.

They could hear the work going on in the background abruptly stopping and a burly man appeared. His appearance was rather burly, with some scars on his face, totally bald head with a full goatee beard. He was wearing a white t-shirt underneath a brown leather apron. He was wearing a pair of thick leather gloves and boots.

"Well you don't stop bringing beautiful women in here do you Shield Hero" Erhard the blacksmith said only paying attention to the body frame of Kazuma, more focused on the beauty next to him.

"So tell me Naofumi what are you looking for today, and where are your slaves? More importantly who is this beauty and why did you bring her in here" Erhard questioned the couple.

"Ah, now I understand. You have met our son, that much I am certain of now." Kazuma as he understood what was going on.

"Wait, what you are not Naofumi" Erhard looked closer at Kazuma recognizing the brown hair and aged face. "You are indeed not, but how did you get to this world? Naofumi was summoned, but how did you get here?" he asked very confused over how this was even possible.

"Well, when parents search for their children they will stop at nothing to find them again! We put in all our resources and powers together in the effort to find him again, which lead us to this world." Megumin said in an overdramatic tone.

(She is not totally lying, but hey we didn't use our powers to get here, I still can't explain how we got here.) Kazuma thought to himself while looking at his wife

"I see, but you must be really powerful and adapt at magic if you can manage to track your son to another world and then follow after him." Erhard said totally in awe of this couple's achievement.

"So I take it my son comes here often since you are on first name basis with him. So where could we find him?" Kazuma said directing his attention at Erhard.

"Well he has gotten a raccoon girl slave and a filolial girl slave, I can tell you that much. They travel too much so usually I wouldn't be able to tell you where they are, but luckily for you two he is coming to pick up this sword for his raccoon girl." Erhard told them.

"Then we will wait here until he arrives" Megumin stated like there was no room for discussion as she sat down on a chair by the counter.

Well I will continue this story some other time. This is my first story so please give me some critical reviews so I may improve in the future. Happy new years and I hope you are ready for a new decade.