Disclaimer: I don't own Star Trek. Neither does my ICT teacher.
"Why?"

"Because."

"Because why?"

"Because I said so."

"Oh, please!!!"

"No."

"You're so mean!"

"So?"

"I'll be your friend!"

"You already are."

"I wont be if you don't-"

"Look, no."

"Why?"

"Because I said so. And I'm the Captain."

"It'll just be a joke!"

"Hmm."

"Please please please!"

"*Sigh* Just go over it again."

"We put a pin on his chair."

"That's it."

"Yes."

"Your whole plan."

"Yes."

"Is to put a pin on Spock's chair?"

"Yes."

"Why?"

"Because. . ."

"Doctor?"

"Because it's illogical."

"Sooo. . .?"

"Well, it'll annoy him. So. . .oh, please!"

"Nothing you say or do will make me agree, Doc. No, way."

"I'll postpone all of your Physicals. Ever."

"Hmm. Alright. What do you need?"

"A pin. And a distraction."

[A/N] Okay, just a lil' weird thing I did in ICT today. After finishing my work of course. *Ehem.*