Aim Crazy!: Chapter 3
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Chapter finally up! I had fun with this chappy! ^^ Kaito's interview was
ESPECIALLY fun! Anyway, this chapter is a little different from a regular
chat session. Thought it'd be fun. And NEW CAST!!!\
Everyone's screennames
Shinichi- GreatDetectiveoftheEast
Heiji- GreatDetectiveoftheWest (a/n: isn't it so corny? almost exactly the same as Shinichi's.)
Hakuba- SherlockHolmes184
Kaito- KaitoKid1412
Ran- OrchidRanchan
Kazuha- OsakaKazuchan (a/n: same structure as Ran's, but I'm blank on screennames!)
Aoko- BlueGirlAoko
Sonoko- BeAuTyAnGeLsOnO
Ai- SherryinBlack
Mystery Person (who's not so mysterious anymore): cornishpixies
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd... Our special guests...
Gin!: coolblondevil
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***Let's start the Interviews***
Reporter Cornishpixies: HELLO! This is cornishpixies, you're reporter of the day! You may know me from the other chapter. . . But this time it's not a chat session! IT'S AN INTERVIEW SESSION! So let's start off from. . . Shinichi! *crowd echoes 'awwww... poor Shinichi*
-Shinichi's Interview-
Reporter Cornishpixies: Hello, Shinichi. I am the reporter from fanfiction.net. We have a few questions to ask you.
Shinichi: Uh... Sure Miss Reporter.
Koko: Please call me Koko. Anyway, the question is, what do you feel about AIM?
Shinichi: Er... *blank stare* AIM?
Koko: Yes, you know AIM.
Shinichi: Well, yeah but...
Koko: Please answer the question, Mr. Kudo.
Shinichi: Well, I suppose it's really fun... You know, how you can talk to people online?
Koko: Yes, yes. People tend to not be so shy online.
Shinichi: Yeah. It's been fun to tease Hattori at AIM. And I remember when some weirdo called cornishpixies...
Koko: *offended look*
Shinichi: ...invited us to chat, and we met Shiho there... strange, really. Well, all in all, I love AIM!
Koko: Thank you. Now we shall move on to our next victim.
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-Heiji's Interview-
Koko: Hi Heiji!
Heiji: Uh... Who are you?
Koko: Me? I'm the reporter for fanfiction.net, and I have some questions for you!
Heiji: Oh. Sure. What is it?
Koko: Well, were asking everybody what they feel about AIM.
Heiji: How I feel about AIM?
Koko: Yes, yes, you're catching on...
Heiji: Well, I really like AIM. It's like, unbelievable how you can chat with people on the other side of the world, ya know? You can make so much friends on the web!
Koko: I know. *sigh* I just love AIM too...
Heiji: Well, I love AIM. Kazuha says I'm addicted, but seriously, I only do AIM for about 12 hours a day!
Koko: *eyes dots* Uh... And you still have a brain?
Heiji: What?
Koko: Never mind. Thank you for letting us interview you! Next victim...
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-Hakuba's Interview-
Koko: Hello, Hakuba. This is Koko, aka reporter for fanfiction.net aka cornishpixies aka psyco girl aka Kaito Girl.
Hakuba: *blank stare*
Koko: Uh... Never mind. Just call me Koko. Well, I have a question to ask you. Would you mind a short interview session?
Hakuba: Oh. You mean an interview. Of course! I'd love to. So what do you want to ask me? About my hawk, Watson? How I spend my life usually? Or maybe should I tell you some of my greatest cases I've solved?
Koko: Er... no. Actually, we wanted to ask you this: How do you feel about AIM?
Hakuba: AIM? Is that the internet thingy?
Koko: Yup. Where you chat with people around the world.
Hakuba: Ugh. I don't really like it. I sometimes do it, when I need to ask a few question or when my friends in Englands have their phone blocked and need to contact me immediately. But I personally favor hand written letter and phones much more better.
Koko: Oh. Ok. Thank you. Who's the next victim? *reaches out for the paper*
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-Kaito's Interview-
Aoko: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaito: *jump hop kneel duck*
Koko: Er... Did I just end up in a middle of a war here?
Kaito: *hop* Yes? *skip* How may I *jump* help you? *duck*
Koko: Well, I'm the reporter from...
*CRASH*
Koko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Aoko: Oh no! I'm so sorry! I didn't see you!
Kaito: Now look what you did!
Aoko: I -said- I'm sorry!
Koko: *gets up looking disgruntled* What in the world?
Aoko: I'm so sorry, Miss!
Koko: Whatever... Well, I'm a reporter from fanfiction.net, and I'm here to interview some people.
Aoko: Ooooooooooohhhh!!!! Here, here! Ask all you want! Is this live?
Koko: Actually, I came to interview-
Akako: It's ME, I'm the famous Queen Akako-sama after all! Now, be off with you slaves! I shall answer any quesions you want.
Koko: Hello? LOOK AT THE TITLE FOR GODDAMNED SAKES! *points towards the -Kaito's Interview-*
Akako: Well, that's the wrong sign. *points finger towards the sign and changes it to -Queen Akako's Interview-*
Koko: Listen, this is KAITO KUROBA'S INTERVIEW! Now will you all shut up?
Aoko: Kaito? He's too stupid to answer any questions. I'll answer them for you! *sign suddenly changed to -Aoko's Interview-
Koko: *eyes dots* Uh... Just let me interview Kaito! *sign changes again to -Kaito's Interview-
*Hakuba walks over*
Hakuba: Why don't you do this? *sign now changes to -Kuroba's Class Interview-*
Koko: Ah... Thank you. Now CUT! Let's start over!
Rewind!
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-Kuroba's Class Interview-
Koko: Hello everyone! I am the reporter from fan-
Akako: We know, we know. You told us last time.
Koko: Last time wasn't -supposed- to happen, you nitwit!
Akako: WHO'S THE NITWIT?
Koko: Never mind. Now, let's get on with the question.
Aoko: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH~! Questions!
Kaito: And I thought this was supposed to be my own personal interview...
Koko: How do you guys all feel about AIM?
Aoko: Here here! I think AIM is the most wonderful thing that happened to me!
Kaito: More then me?
Aoko: *slaps Kaito's head*
Kaito: Ow... That was a -joke-.
Koko: Aah, Kaito, how do YOU feel about-
Akako: AIM? What is it?
Kaito: Why does everyone cut off my spotlight?
Koko: *rolls eyes* Nevermind. You don't have to answer!
Akako: No! What is AIM?
Koko: You don't have to-
Akako: WHAT IN THE ****ING WORLD IS AIM?
Whole Class: *eyes dots*
Koko: *sweating* AIM is just something where you chat online.
Akako: Oh. I'M GONNA GO START~! *runs out the class towards the computer room*
Koko: That took care of it. Now, Kaito, let's get on with it.
Kaito: Goody goody!
Aoko: Hey! I haven't had my turn yet!
Kaito: So? This was originally KAITO'S interview, not any other interviews.
Aoko: Why do you get all the attention?
Kaito: 'Cause I am, after all, the exclusive-
Aoko: Exclusive?
Kaito: *sweat drop* uh... handsome magician kid! Yeah, that's it, haha...
Aoko: Whatever... What is it, Miss-?
Koko: Koko. or Cornishpixies.
Aoko & Kaito: CORNISHPIXIES???
Koko: Uh... Make it Koko.
Aoko: Oh. Okay.
Koko: Now, how do you guys think about AIM?
Kaito: I think it's great, though I haven't been on lately. Busy, with all the schedule.
Aoko: *snort* Kaito, busy? GET REAL!
Kaito: Hmph.
Koko: What about you, Aoko?
Aoko: As I said last time, I think it's the greatest thing that ever happened to me!
Kaito: As I said, more then me?
*Aoko stomps on Kaito's foot as he gives a yowl*
Aoko: CUT IT OUT!
Kaito: *wince* Fine.
Aoko: It's so cool! I mean, I always wonder how those little message could be sent from here to the other side of the world.
Kaito: It's called lines, Miss-I-know-and-can-do-everything-especially-with- a-mop.
Aoko: KAITO! *chases after him with a mop*
Koko: Well, thank you very much... hehe... *sweatdrop* RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!!!
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-Ran AND Sonoko's Interview (but becomes Ran onlys cause Sonoko disappears soon)-
Koko: Hello! This is reporter Cornishpixies from fanfiction.net!
Ran: Cornishpixies?
Sonoko: No offense, but that DEFINENTLY is corny...
Koko: That's the spirit. Most people aren't even *sniff* kind enough to tell me it's corny! And that's what I've been aiming for... *sniff*
Sonoko: Oh...
Ran: WeIrD!
Koko: Well, let's get on with your interviews.
Sonoko: INTERVIEWS? IS THIS LIVE?
Koko: Yup. Everything's recorded.
Sonoko: WHAT? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Lemme go get my make up! *dashes out the door*
Koko: O-kay...
Ran: That was weird...
Koko: Never mind, this is better.
Ran: Well, why is a reporter here?
Koko: I came to ask you a question I have been asking many people...
Ran: What is it?
Koko: How do you think about AIM?
Ran: Well, I started AIM when Shinichi told me about it in his mail... I never see him much lately though.
Koko: *whispers* we all know that, don't we?
Ran: *frowns* I haven't talked to him yet but I should, really, I've done is once with Sonoko and it's really fun. But I always wondered how Shinichi got AIM. He's not exactly a computer maniac, you know.
Koko: O-kay... Well, thank you. Bye!
Ran: Oh! But won't you stay for tea?
Koko: Nope, got the next meeting.
Ran: *disappointed* oh... okay. Then bye.
Koko: Well, that was interesting... Next one will be more better!
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-Ai's Interview-
Koko: Hello! I'm Reporter Cornishpixies from fan-
Ai: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE THAT VIRUS CORNISHPIXIES!!! GO A-WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! *slam*
Koko: *rubs nose* Ouch. Not a good interviewer... *knocks door again* Hello?
Ai: GO AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!
Koko: *sweatdrop* Please, I only want to-
Ai: I'm calling the police!
Koko: Okay, okay...
Koko: So that was Ai's interview. No comment, but so sorry... I don't know why Ai's so touchy! Let's get on.
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-Kazuha's interview-
Koko: Reporter from fanfiction.net, please call me Koko.
Kazuha: Huh? Wha?
Koko: I just came to interview.
Kazuha: Me? Did I win something?
Koko: No, no. Just gonna ask some questions. Is that alright?
Kazuha: Sure! Are they taping?
Koko: Yes. Now is it okay?
Kazuha: Sure.
Koko: Well, how do you feel about AIM?
Kazuha: Oh. The thing Heiji is so obsessed with, right?
Koko: Yup. Right on!
Kazuha: Well, I don't see what's so special about AIM, anyway. Heiji seems so obsessed, I swear his brain has half fried by now.
Koko: *sweatdrop* Erm... thank you. We shall go to the next victim...
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-Gin's Interview-
Koko: I am Reporter Cornishpixies from fanfiction.net. May I interview you?
Gin: ...
Koko: Er... may I?
Gin: Idiot... Back off...
*interview was cancelled because Gin had suddenly pointed a gun at the reporter*
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END
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How was it? This wasn't really a chat session, but an interview session. A little short, but who cares? And keep submitting reviews. And will still take requests on chat topics!
Everyone's screennames
Shinichi- GreatDetectiveoftheEast
Heiji- GreatDetectiveoftheWest (a/n: isn't it so corny? almost exactly the same as Shinichi's.)
Hakuba- SherlockHolmes184
Kaito- KaitoKid1412
Ran- OrchidRanchan
Kazuha- OsakaKazuchan (a/n: same structure as Ran's, but I'm blank on screennames!)
Aoko- BlueGirlAoko
Sonoko- BeAuTyAnGeLsOnO
Ai- SherryinBlack
Mystery Person (who's not so mysterious anymore): cornishpixies
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd... Our special guests...
Gin!: coolblondevil
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***Let's start the Interviews***
Reporter Cornishpixies: HELLO! This is cornishpixies, you're reporter of the day! You may know me from the other chapter. . . But this time it's not a chat session! IT'S AN INTERVIEW SESSION! So let's start off from. . . Shinichi! *crowd echoes 'awwww... poor Shinichi*
-Shinichi's Interview-
Reporter Cornishpixies: Hello, Shinichi. I am the reporter from fanfiction.net. We have a few questions to ask you.
Shinichi: Uh... Sure Miss Reporter.
Koko: Please call me Koko. Anyway, the question is, what do you feel about AIM?
Shinichi: Er... *blank stare* AIM?
Koko: Yes, you know AIM.
Shinichi: Well, yeah but...
Koko: Please answer the question, Mr. Kudo.
Shinichi: Well, I suppose it's really fun... You know, how you can talk to people online?
Koko: Yes, yes. People tend to not be so shy online.
Shinichi: Yeah. It's been fun to tease Hattori at AIM. And I remember when some weirdo called cornishpixies...
Koko: *offended look*
Shinichi: ...invited us to chat, and we met Shiho there... strange, really. Well, all in all, I love AIM!
Koko: Thank you. Now we shall move on to our next victim.
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-Heiji's Interview-
Koko: Hi Heiji!
Heiji: Uh... Who are you?
Koko: Me? I'm the reporter for fanfiction.net, and I have some questions for you!
Heiji: Oh. Sure. What is it?
Koko: Well, were asking everybody what they feel about AIM.
Heiji: How I feel about AIM?
Koko: Yes, yes, you're catching on...
Heiji: Well, I really like AIM. It's like, unbelievable how you can chat with people on the other side of the world, ya know? You can make so much friends on the web!
Koko: I know. *sigh* I just love AIM too...
Heiji: Well, I love AIM. Kazuha says I'm addicted, but seriously, I only do AIM for about 12 hours a day!
Koko: *eyes dots* Uh... And you still have a brain?
Heiji: What?
Koko: Never mind. Thank you for letting us interview you! Next victim...
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-Hakuba's Interview-
Koko: Hello, Hakuba. This is Koko, aka reporter for fanfiction.net aka cornishpixies aka psyco girl aka Kaito Girl.
Hakuba: *blank stare*
Koko: Uh... Never mind. Just call me Koko. Well, I have a question to ask you. Would you mind a short interview session?
Hakuba: Oh. You mean an interview. Of course! I'd love to. So what do you want to ask me? About my hawk, Watson? How I spend my life usually? Or maybe should I tell you some of my greatest cases I've solved?
Koko: Er... no. Actually, we wanted to ask you this: How do you feel about AIM?
Hakuba: AIM? Is that the internet thingy?
Koko: Yup. Where you chat with people around the world.
Hakuba: Ugh. I don't really like it. I sometimes do it, when I need to ask a few question or when my friends in Englands have their phone blocked and need to contact me immediately. But I personally favor hand written letter and phones much more better.
Koko: Oh. Ok. Thank you. Who's the next victim? *reaches out for the paper*
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-Kaito's Interview-
Aoko: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kaito: *jump hop kneel duck*
Koko: Er... Did I just end up in a middle of a war here?
Kaito: *hop* Yes? *skip* How may I *jump* help you? *duck*
Koko: Well, I'm the reporter from...
*CRASH*
Koko: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Aoko: Oh no! I'm so sorry! I didn't see you!
Kaito: Now look what you did!
Aoko: I -said- I'm sorry!
Koko: *gets up looking disgruntled* What in the world?
Aoko: I'm so sorry, Miss!
Koko: Whatever... Well, I'm a reporter from fanfiction.net, and I'm here to interview some people.
Aoko: Ooooooooooohhhh!!!! Here, here! Ask all you want! Is this live?
Koko: Actually, I came to interview-
Akako: It's ME, I'm the famous Queen Akako-sama after all! Now, be off with you slaves! I shall answer any quesions you want.
Koko: Hello? LOOK AT THE TITLE FOR GODDAMNED SAKES! *points towards the -Kaito's Interview-*
Akako: Well, that's the wrong sign. *points finger towards the sign and changes it to -Queen Akako's Interview-*
Koko: Listen, this is KAITO KUROBA'S INTERVIEW! Now will you all shut up?
Aoko: Kaito? He's too stupid to answer any questions. I'll answer them for you! *sign suddenly changed to -Aoko's Interview-
Koko: *eyes dots* Uh... Just let me interview Kaito! *sign changes again to -Kaito's Interview-
*Hakuba walks over*
Hakuba: Why don't you do this? *sign now changes to -Kuroba's Class Interview-*
Koko: Ah... Thank you. Now CUT! Let's start over!
Rewind!
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-Kuroba's Class Interview-
Koko: Hello everyone! I am the reporter from fan-
Akako: We know, we know. You told us last time.
Koko: Last time wasn't -supposed- to happen, you nitwit!
Akako: WHO'S THE NITWIT?
Koko: Never mind. Now, let's get on with the question.
Aoko: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH~! Questions!
Kaito: And I thought this was supposed to be my own personal interview...
Koko: How do you guys all feel about AIM?
Aoko: Here here! I think AIM is the most wonderful thing that happened to me!
Kaito: More then me?
Aoko: *slaps Kaito's head*
Kaito: Ow... That was a -joke-.
Koko: Aah, Kaito, how do YOU feel about-
Akako: AIM? What is it?
Kaito: Why does everyone cut off my spotlight?
Koko: *rolls eyes* Nevermind. You don't have to answer!
Akako: No! What is AIM?
Koko: You don't have to-
Akako: WHAT IN THE ****ING WORLD IS AIM?
Whole Class: *eyes dots*
Koko: *sweating* AIM is just something where you chat online.
Akako: Oh. I'M GONNA GO START~! *runs out the class towards the computer room*
Koko: That took care of it. Now, Kaito, let's get on with it.
Kaito: Goody goody!
Aoko: Hey! I haven't had my turn yet!
Kaito: So? This was originally KAITO'S interview, not any other interviews.
Aoko: Why do you get all the attention?
Kaito: 'Cause I am, after all, the exclusive-
Aoko: Exclusive?
Kaito: *sweat drop* uh... handsome magician kid! Yeah, that's it, haha...
Aoko: Whatever... What is it, Miss-?
Koko: Koko. or Cornishpixies.
Aoko & Kaito: CORNISHPIXIES???
Koko: Uh... Make it Koko.
Aoko: Oh. Okay.
Koko: Now, how do you guys think about AIM?
Kaito: I think it's great, though I haven't been on lately. Busy, with all the schedule.
Aoko: *snort* Kaito, busy? GET REAL!
Kaito: Hmph.
Koko: What about you, Aoko?
Aoko: As I said last time, I think it's the greatest thing that ever happened to me!
Kaito: As I said, more then me?
*Aoko stomps on Kaito's foot as he gives a yowl*
Aoko: CUT IT OUT!
Kaito: *wince* Fine.
Aoko: It's so cool! I mean, I always wonder how those little message could be sent from here to the other side of the world.
Kaito: It's called lines, Miss-I-know-and-can-do-everything-especially-with- a-mop.
Aoko: KAITO! *chases after him with a mop*
Koko: Well, thank you very much... hehe... *sweatdrop* RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!!!
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-Ran AND Sonoko's Interview (but becomes Ran onlys cause Sonoko disappears soon)-
Koko: Hello! This is reporter Cornishpixies from fanfiction.net!
Ran: Cornishpixies?
Sonoko: No offense, but that DEFINENTLY is corny...
Koko: That's the spirit. Most people aren't even *sniff* kind enough to tell me it's corny! And that's what I've been aiming for... *sniff*
Sonoko: Oh...
Ran: WeIrD!
Koko: Well, let's get on with your interviews.
Sonoko: INTERVIEWS? IS THIS LIVE?
Koko: Yup. Everything's recorded.
Sonoko: WHAT? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Lemme go get my make up! *dashes out the door*
Koko: O-kay...
Ran: That was weird...
Koko: Never mind, this is better.
Ran: Well, why is a reporter here?
Koko: I came to ask you a question I have been asking many people...
Ran: What is it?
Koko: How do you think about AIM?
Ran: Well, I started AIM when Shinichi told me about it in his mail... I never see him much lately though.
Koko: *whispers* we all know that, don't we?
Ran: *frowns* I haven't talked to him yet but I should, really, I've done is once with Sonoko and it's really fun. But I always wondered how Shinichi got AIM. He's not exactly a computer maniac, you know.
Koko: O-kay... Well, thank you. Bye!
Ran: Oh! But won't you stay for tea?
Koko: Nope, got the next meeting.
Ran: *disappointed* oh... okay. Then bye.
Koko: Well, that was interesting... Next one will be more better!
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-Ai's Interview-
Koko: Hello! I'm Reporter Cornishpixies from fan-
Ai: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE THAT VIRUS CORNISHPIXIES!!! GO A-WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! *slam*
Koko: *rubs nose* Ouch. Not a good interviewer... *knocks door again* Hello?
Ai: GO AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!
Koko: *sweatdrop* Please, I only want to-
Ai: I'm calling the police!
Koko: Okay, okay...
Koko: So that was Ai's interview. No comment, but so sorry... I don't know why Ai's so touchy! Let's get on.
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-Kazuha's interview-
Koko: Reporter from fanfiction.net, please call me Koko.
Kazuha: Huh? Wha?
Koko: I just came to interview.
Kazuha: Me? Did I win something?
Koko: No, no. Just gonna ask some questions. Is that alright?
Kazuha: Sure! Are they taping?
Koko: Yes. Now is it okay?
Kazuha: Sure.
Koko: Well, how do you feel about AIM?
Kazuha: Oh. The thing Heiji is so obsessed with, right?
Koko: Yup. Right on!
Kazuha: Well, I don't see what's so special about AIM, anyway. Heiji seems so obsessed, I swear his brain has half fried by now.
Koko: *sweatdrop* Erm... thank you. We shall go to the next victim...
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-Gin's Interview-
Koko: I am Reporter Cornishpixies from fanfiction.net. May I interview you?
Gin: ...
Koko: Er... may I?
Gin: Idiot... Back off...
*interview was cancelled because Gin had suddenly pointed a gun at the reporter*
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END
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How was it? This wasn't really a chat session, but an interview session. A little short, but who cares? And keep submitting reviews. And will still take requests on chat topics!