Koritsia: you can find me in ao3 with the same username as here. i also post some more stuff there there that I don't post here since that's where I mostly post my stories these days

Tenya really doesn't want to get involved in any of the crazier part of his friends' life. Ever since he, Izuku, Shouto, and Ochako became friends back in their highschool days, Tenya have always been aware that all of them are a lot. Sure, Tenya have his own share of wilderness for them to tease him with all the time (That one time in the lab with Hatsume being the biggest one), but it's completely pale in the face of Izuku's existence as a trouble magnet, Ochako's chaos incarnate, and Shouto's familial issues and incessant evil. Whenever anyone say that Shouto is the good one, Tenya always blanch at the thought because that man is evil in ways that nobody but his closest friends can see.

So naturally, when one of his subordinates bring in a blond haired teen with angry red eyes and mouth of a sailor into the office, Tenya really wish that Izuku had kept the whole affair private instead of sharing it with his friends. (And a sudden urge to yell out Shouto's name came to him, because when his luck become this bad, Shouto is involved one way or another). That way, Tenya won't have to deal with this particularly moody teenager with the knowledge that this underage brat is the same one as the one that tries to get into his best friend's pants.

"Bakugou Katsuki." He begins, his voice steady and gesture professional. Whatever he knows about the teen locked in the back of his mind because he really don't need any of those at the moment.

"Yes." The teen grumbled in confirmation. Well, at least he knows enough to not make things difficult for the authority when he's clearly under detainment. Many teens doesn't, as Tenya himself can attest to from experience on both side of the stern talking.

"Can you please recount of what happened until you're brought here?" Tenya asks. According to the short report he's handed, the teen was brought in due to starting a very public fight with an older man who apparently managed to evade the police when they came. Looking at the grumpy teen across him, Tenya can guess who's winning the fight but that's not the important part.

Bakugou begins to talk, recounting of the events leading up to his eventual dragging to the police station. About what the man he "attacked' did to his friends, what he said, which eventually leads to Katsuki socking the man in the face.

As he listens on, Tenya can't help but feel a growing dread in his stomach. Not because Bakugou is a bad kid. The total opposite actually, since Tenya is sure that he will do the same thing if he's in the same position, just perhaps more discreet. No, the dread that wells in his stomach stems from the fact that he knows that there's no way in hell that Izuku is gonna be able to resist the kid for long because he's practically checking off all the boxes in "Who's Izuku gonna fuck?" bingo.

Rough around the edge, confident, but actually a caring person with a good sense of justice? Tenya is convinced that if the teen isn't Izuku's student, his best friend would have fucked the kid already.

Tenya mentally shakes his head. This isn't the time to be thinking something like that.

Katsuki have to admit, the police guy who talked with him ain't half bad. The last time he got dragged into the police office for starting a fight in public, they freaking treated him like a damn criminal before he even gets to explain anything. He's hot-headed, not a fucking dumbass. He won't start a fight in public for no good reason, dammit. And for him, a creepy bastard hitting on one of his friend in fucking public and refusing to back down even Mina made it clear she already have a boyfriend is definitely a good reason to start one.

The police, Ten-something, allowed him to go with just a stern warning and Katsuki took mental notes that it'll probably be fine to not restraint himself too much if another similar shit happen in the area.

"Nah, the dude is cool." Katsuki replied when Eijirou asked if he got into any trouble. The redhead have been apologizing profusely to him for not being there since Mina is his girlfriend after all. Katsuki scoffs and tell him to stuff it. "Ain't no creepy bastard touching shit in my presence."

Mina grins and slaps him on the shoulder. "Aww, I know that you care."

"Shut it, pinky." Katsuki rebukes. "I'm not gonna be rescuing your ass next time."

Mina smirks. "No, you definitely will."

After all, Katsuki's sense of justice is way too strong to just let that kind of thing slide. Not if he can help it, even if the one he help is a total stranger. Mina personally think it's quite adorable how much Katsuki try to keep up his hardass image when he's always been a softie, though in the way most people think of the word.

'One of these days, he's gonna stop being a tsundere and actually being the adorable little shit he is.' Mina hums contently as the group left to get something to eat. 'Maybe if he does Midoriya-sensei will actually reciprocate whatever it is that Katsuki feel.'

"Of course he did." Izuku groans, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Please tell me that he didn't make any mess in the station."

He and Tenya met up in a restaurant that they heard have good soba. Ochako and Shouto was supposed to join them but they both cancelled last minute, so that just left the two of them. Tenya then proceeded to tell him of what happened in his station earlier that day.

Tenya raises an eyebrow. "No, he didn't. If anything he's one of the more cooperative teen that's been brought to my station."

Izuku blinks in surprise. "Oh."

"Well, all I'm saying is that he's a pretty good kid." Tenya says. He never thought that the day that he's putting in good words for someone he just met will come, especially when that said person is an 18 years old kid brat that wants to fuck his best friend but there he is.

"Okay." Izuku nods, somewhat hesitantly and Tenya continues his story of what happens in his work that day.

Okay, maybe he knows that Katsuki isn't the jackass that the teen seems to work very hard to make himself out to be, but that doesn't that mean he'll start having sex with him. He's his student for fuck's sake, and Izuku likes the school he's working in. The pay is pretty good, the students nice, and the other teachers friendly. He's not about to lose his job because he can't control his urges and fucks one of his student no matter how much said student fits all of his type.

"Oh, another thing." Tenya suddenly says before fishing out a pencil case from his bag. It's black mostly black with some orange accents which Izuku remembers seems to be Katsuki's favorite color scheme. "He left this in the station. I would have waited for him to come and get it himself, but then I remembered that I'm meeting you."

Izuku sighed. And here he thought that Tenya won't make him any trouble when it comes to his issue with Katsuki, but apparently not. If anything, Tenya seems to have accidentally become his student's wingman, and god, Izuku hates picturing it in his mind. He's just grateful that it's Tenya that Kastuki met. If it had been any of his other friends… Izuku shudders.

I'll post the other chapters soon, so I guess look out for it?