Ah Elmore, a very peaceful town off the coast of California. Everything was so peaceful. This was a very weird and unusual town in the United States of America, but it was very hospitable, and there is nothing wrong with being Zany and psycho in this town. Gumball Watterson: that's me, an eleven year old blue cat that is the most handsome guy in all of Elmore. I'm just a usual kid that likes to get by in this town, and I am a cat with swag and I have a way with the ladies.
And, here's Darwin, my eight year old goldfish brother. He's not as handsome as me, and he is the best brother anyone could ever ask for."
"Hey! What do you mean 'not as handsome as you?'" Darwin said
"Well, clearly, I do have a way with the girls more than you do." i replied
"Ugh! At least I do have a girlfriend!"
"I know I know, but there's no need to be overreacting."
Darwin face-palmed himself as if I have upset him real badly. "Look, can we just tell them what was going on or not?"
I cleared my throat. "Right. Everything looked okay and peaceful in my house, dad being lazy and watching TV as usual. Lately, I have been a real jerk to my dad, and I've been disowned from mom and my sister, Anais, because me and Darwin made fun of him."
"Most you." Darwin corrected
I just looked at him with a small scowl, and I growled at him like a lion growling at an unwelcome male coming in his turf. "Anyway!" i continued. "Mom and Anais were very peeved at us like a pair of rabid wolves or savage vultures. Granted, I was a jerk, and I should have apologized to him when I had the chance."
"But why did I have to suffer with you?" Darwin said.
Growing impatient, I scowled at my brother again. "You want me to tell the story to the audience here or not?"
"Sorry, sorry. Go ahead."
"We made up and all, but me and Darwin did something to make them so angry, they... I'll show you what happened."
The Watterson house was just the same as before. Normal, and peaceful on this fine day. Richard was in his underwear, asleep on the couch, and the TV was still on. Suddenly, the peace and quiet was broken when Gumball and Darwin came in the house, looking scared wickless. They have never looked so scared in all their lives. It looked like they were being chase by a bunch of murderers or crazy people on the loose in an insane asylum.
Sweating, and panting frantically, the boys swiftly pulled out hammers and a bunch of wooden planks to barricade the front door. Something was clearly trying to kill them both. Richard woke up and he looked to and fro. "What? I'll have the quadruple cheeseburger with extra cheese and... oh, what's going on here, boys?"
"Can't talk dad!" Gumball screamed. "We're running for our lives! I'm too young to die!"
"What?" Richard was obviously confused, and he scratched his head
"What are we gonna do!?" Darwin shouted at the top of his lungs. "What are we going to do?!"
"Uhhhhh. Come on! We need to build a tower that they won't be able to reach us."
"Good idea." the boys grabbed many stuff from the tool shed outside and tried to build a high tower, but was it was only a foot higher than the house. Back inside, the door was being assaulted about five times, and the wooden planks plopped off like corks on top of bottles, and when the door broke down, it revealed to be a very angry Nicole and Anais, who looked more than ready to kill Gumball and Darwin.
Richard looked quite scared and even more confused about this outburst. Nicole hyperventilated like a rabid dog, and she and Anais began yelling and screaming in rage, and broke down the back door.
They encountered Gumball and Darwin and they looked like they wanted to do some very evil things to them. Whatever Gumball and Darwin did to them, it must have been really bad.
Gumball and Darwin cowered and hoped that this tower will keep them both safe. "GET DOWN HERE!" Nicole shouted at the top of her lungs. "GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!"
"WE JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOU!" Anais lied.
"Not until you guys chillax!" Gumball pointed his finger at the girls.
"OH WE ARE CHILLAXED!" Nicole screamed before she and Anais ran back inside the house to look for something.
"What is going on in here?" the dad asked
"Stay out of this Richard, i'm trying to give Gumball and Darwin a peace of my mind."
"And they are going to suffer!" Anais screamed in full rage. "Ummm, where do you keep the knives?"
"I'll get them." Nicole rushed to the kitchen, and pulled out to big knives for them to possibly kill Gumball and Darwin. Richard was shocked and looked on to see them go outside.
"We'll just have to come up there you little rats!" Nicole shouted to them.
"AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHH!"
There we were, running for our very dear lives from our own mother and sister. They want to kill us like they never even knew us at all. "Why are they trying to kill you?" you ask us? It all began on a normal day at home, and the day after me and dad made up and put aside our differences, and after Darwin staged the dangerous rescue mission to show dad how much of a hero he was.
"Come on, I said I was sorry, didn't I?" he said.
"Yeah yeah i know. But this is what's happening now. All the drama we were facing and trying to save our poor skins from being ripped apart by our own mom and little sister.