Sunrise Being in the East

Author Note: Fleabag belongs to the superb Phoebe Waller-Bridge, not me.

When Fleabag met him, she thought him cool and wry.

Rebutting that, he cuddled Hillary.

She bore her soul in church at night.

He offered solace plus some G & T.

She made him question faith, review some truths.

He had her honestly confront her fears.

And come full circle over grieving Boo.

I'm sure by that point, viewers were all tears.

Their bantering was plain adorkable.

Acquaintances who don't reveal names.

Those pesky feelings then took hold in full.

The celibacy vow was broken? Shame.

As true as sunrise being in the east.

We sail the S.S. "Fleabag and the Priest".