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BGM: Green Gardens (Kirby Star Allies)

"Alright, we all ready to go?" Bowser asked.

"Ready to roll!" Marisa grinned.

"I still can't believe you dragged me into this." Zero muttered to himself.

"Oh, don't be such a baby." Dedede said.

"Poyo!" Kirby let out a giggle.

"Whatever… let's get this over with." Zero said.

"It'll be fine. Besides, we got you with us. What could go wrong?" Natsu grinned.

"I have some concerns with that statement." Meta Knight said.

"Bah, it'll be fine." Bowser said as they opened up the portals back to Sylvando's ship.

End BGM


Meanwhile

"Gaaaaaah! Nnngh!"

"Hold still Sombra, this will go a lot quicker if you didn't fight." Moira said.

"Nnngh! That stupid perra!" (Bitch) "If she didn't steal that Hakkero, I would've had her!"


Earlier

Sombra let out a pained chuckle. "Aren't you forgetting something, hermana? Your Gensokyoan laws dictate that your danmaku can never kill."

Marisa let out a chuckle, smirking. "Honey… we're not in Gensokyo." She said as Sombra's eyes widened in horror. "Dark Spark."

A huge dark laser shot out, slamming into Sombra as she screamed in agony as she tried to reach for a button, finding it inside her pocket.. and then Marisa added some fire into the Dark Spark, practically roasting her alive as she let out agonizing screams before painfully pushing the button, translocating out of the stadium and appearing behind the Pokemon Center. She had contacted her team for help since she was too weak to stand, as she basically had third degree burns all over her blistering body.


Back in the present

"Nnngh!" Sombra cried out in pain.

"Personally, I thought it was unwise of you to antagonize that witch in the first place."

"THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING?!" Sombra yelled through the pain.

"I didn't want to ruin your fun, but I thought you were pushing your luck. You should consider yourself lucky that you had a spare translocator on standby." Moira said, adding some ointment on a painful blister.

"AAAGH!"

"There, now take it easy for the next little while and you should be good."

"You think she'd be alright?" Widowmaker asked.

"With those burns? She should consider herself lucky. If she had lingered any longer, she would've been evaporated." Moira explained.

"Mmm…" Reaper folded his arms. "Something is bothering me…" He turned to Widowmaker. "You never miss a shot, so how did you miss?"

"That witch is something else… I will admit. I am not sure how she managed to pull that shrine maiden away from my shot, but how she did it annoys me." She let out a dark chuckle. "But no matter, I will not miss a second time. That shrine maiden will be destroyed."

"Indeed she will." Doomfist nodded.

A gap had opened up and Yukari walked out. "Pack it up. We're going somewhere."

"Where are we going?"

"Some place where those heroes won't know what'll hit them." Yukari smirked. "They won't even know what'll hit them."

"Nnngh…" Sombra got up. "I'm going with you…"

"Oh no, you are staying here." Moira said. "Your injuries are-"

"I don't give a damn about my injuries!" Sombra spat. "Who cares if I have seared skin, who cares if most of my hair has almost been burnt off, who CARES if I have third degree burns and blisters! Who cares if I smell like a campfire! I'm going whether you like it or not, so hit me up with that damn gap and get me out of here!"

Yukari chuckled. "You are more than welcome to come along." She said, opening a gap as Sombra marched in, letting out a few pained hisses as she walked in.

"That's concerning…" Sigma mused.

"Mmm, let her be in agony." Reaper said as he walked in as did the others.


Back at Rogueport

BGM: Hall of the Thousand Year Door (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

"Any reason why this man needs to be in his underwear?" Zero asked, looking at Reinhardt amusingly.

"It's the only way to get him through the pipe." Brigitte said.

"Ah, I'm used to it!" Reinhardt chuckled.

"Another thing… what's with him?" He asked, pointing to Robin who looked absolutely depressed while Zero just didn't seem to care about the huge doors.

"He lost his missus." McCree said. "It takes a heavy toll to lose your loved one."

"Ah… I see." Zero mused while Dedede and Kirby were looking at the door in awe. "It's just two huge doors, I don't see what the big deal is."

"It held the Shadow Queen." Luigi told him.

"Eh… so?" Zero shrugged it off as Marisa hit the pedestal and reached up to the heavens with the map and after the lightshow, she lowered the map as everyone went to see what would pop up. They would see a monastery pop up on the map.

"What the heck…?" Bowser wondered. "What kind of place is that?"

"Allow me to assist!"

End BGM

BGM: Professor Frankly (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door)

Professor Frankly came over with Goombella. "Let's take a look at that place, shall we?" He asked as the duo looked at the map. "What the devil! The Crystal Star is way over THERE?!"

"Where's it at?"

Goombella pulled out her book. "According to this… it's a monastery called Garreg Mach in a land called Fodlan." She explained. "Fodlan houses three areas. Adrestrian Kingdom, the Holy Kingdom of Faerghus and the Leicster Alliance. They are ruled by Emperor Edelgard, King Dimitri and King Claude. These three were students at Garreg Mach, but some things had happened and it nearly caused an all out war between Adestria and Faerghus. One person had stepped up and prevented the war from happening. This person is named Byleth, and she had helped Edelgard and Dimitri settle their differences as an unlikely team up against this… cult with the most ridiculous name."

"How ridiculous is it? Can't be that bad." Natsu said.

"Those Who Slither in the Dark."

"PFFFFFFFT! WHAT?! THAT'S what they went with?!" Natsu laughed, falling on the ground and laughing hysterically.

"Sounds like a five year old came up with that name!" Gajeel said.

"Do not let the name deceive you, ladies!" Soldier said. "For all we know, Those Who Slither in the Dark sounds like communism! Sounds like something Stalin would come up with on his death bed! If he had done that, I would've gone to his death bed and strangled the HELL out of him before he finalized the name!"

Everyone but the Mercs looked at each other with confused looks before shrugging it off since… well, it's Soldier. "Okay, so did they win against that… cult?" Marisa asked.

"Of course! Those Who Slither in the Dark has been defeated and peace has returned to Fodlan. Adrestria and Faerghus are still rather tense with each other ever since… that incident that made Dimitri absolutely lose it." Goombella explained. "Anyway, things have been peaceful in Fodlan and at Garreg Mach. Rumor has it that Byleth is still a teacher over there and is happily married."

"Of course, with the Crystal Star in that area… things might not be so simple." Frankly mused. "I'd be extra careful over there if I were you."

"How bad can it be? I'm sure it's nothing." Scout said.

"Don't jinx it now…" Engi warned.

"This land is known for its wars, so this might get… ugly for you." Frankly warned.

"Pah! This'll be nothin'." Gloria said. "I've been in fights for a long time, thank you very much!"

Also known as Pokemon BattlesMarnie thought.

"Ahahaha! Let's go see what this Fodlan nonsense is about!" Piers smirked as they nodded and took off.

"So uh… who was that guy with the red eyes?" Goombella asked.

"To be honest… I'd rather not know." Frankly responded.

End BGM


Meanwhile, with the Pure Heart Gatherers

A portal opened up as Kairi and the others walked out. "What is this place?" Sanae wondered.

"Seems kinda… pirate-y if you ask me." Lea mused.

"Alright, so if I were a Pure Heart, where would I be?" Ryoma looked around.

"Perhaps we can check out the town." Demyx said.

BOOM!

BGM: Apprehension (Kingdom Hearts II)

"Wah!" Demyx yelped as they looked to see it getting beaten up by a pirate ship firing cannonballs at it. "Or… not!"

"Those townsfolk could use our help." Xander said, readying his sword. "Quickly!" He said and took off as everyone took off with him while Demyx sighed.

"How about we… oh never mind!" Demyx sighed as he chased after him.


On the ship

"That's right, my minions! Destroy this town! Ho ho ho ho!"

"Risky Boots!" A voice called out as Risky turned her attention to Shantae who landed on top of her ship. "This is far enough!"

"Ah, Shantae… right on time." Risky smirked and then pressed a button, as a trap door opened up and had Shantae fall inside, trapping herself in a cage. "Ha! You always land on that particular spot, so I decided to do something about it." She said. "Oh, and by the way, it's magic proof so there's no way you can get out of there! Ohohoho!"

"Nnngh! You won't get away-"

"Oh please, this whole 'won't get away with this' nonsense? Ha! It's so cliche these days…" Risky rolled her eyes. "Now then, now that the half-genie brat is out of the way… DESTROY SCUTTLE TOWN!" She ordered.

"What do you want this time?!"

"Word on the seven seas is that you have some kind of shiny magical heart in town. I want it."

"There's no way you'll get it!"

"Watch me. Destroy Scuttle Town until you find that heart… and then destroy the town some more!" She ordered.


In town

Everyone ran into town and saw buildings getting destroyed by cannonballs and the residents were screaming and hiding in terror as they saw Tinkerbats making a mess of things. On instinct, everyone, including a dismayed Demyx, proceeded to battle the Tinkerbats and defeated them with ease.

Camilla quickly cut through some Tinkerbats before hearing some kids screaming from inside a building. Her motherly instincts kicked in and turned to the source of the noise and ran toward the door, swinging her axe down and destroying the door easily and ran inside to see some Tinkerbats terrorizing two kids. Immediately, she scowled at this and walked closer to the two. "Threaten little kids will you?" She said, catching their attention as they turned to see an angry Camilla with her axe as they both shook in terror and hugged themselves. "Close your eyes." Camilla requested to the children before slaughtering the two Tinkerbats with ease.

"This is it? Just simply cannon fodder?" Lea asked, striking down a Tinkerbat.

"I wouldn't get cocky if I were you… you never know what you'll expect!" Ryoma said, cutting through some Tinkerbats like ribbons while Suwako, Sanae and Sakuya took care of the Tinkerbats that tried to throw bombs at them from above.

Kairi had sensed the Pure Heart from a nearby building as she quickly ran inside and saw a downed morbidly obese mayor that looked strangely like a Toad and some Tinkerbats holding the Pure Heart. On instinct, Kairi ran over and slashed through the Tinkerbats and then held the Pure Heart in her hands. The Pure Heart had disappeared from her hands as she aimed at the mayor and used Curaga on him, then helped him up. "Are you okay?"

"Uuuugh… I will be… thank you kind stranger." He grunted. "It never fails, Scuttle Town has something valuable and Risky Boots comes over and stea-…" He gasped. "Oh no! The shiny rainbow heart! Where is it?!"

"Don't worry, it's in good hands." Kairi smiled. "Who's Risky Boots?"

"Only the most fearsome pirate in the seven seas! As a matter of fact-"


Back with Risky

"Sheesh, how hard is it to find a single heart in this town?" Risky wondered, then noticing a Tinkerbat coming in by hang glider as he landed on the ship and ran over to her, then whispered in her ear. "What's that now? Strangers kicking your butts? One busted lady is protecting the kids with an axe? Lightning swords? Fire? …You're making that up!" She said as she walked over to a cannon. "Must I do everything myself!" She yelled, aiming a cannon at the town and then firing.


In town

Rosalina saw the cannonball coming toward them after tossing a Tinkerbat with her Star Rod, as she aimed it at the cannonball as it activated and stopped from hitting the ground. She levitated it up in the air and formed a Star Bit Racket and swung it hard enough to send it flying back to her ship.


"What in the- why is that cannonball coming back?!" Risky yelled, quickly ducking as the cannonball put a hole in the mast and destroyed her room in the process. "Not my private chambers!" She yelled. "Agh! WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING?!"


Kairi came running out of the building. "Okay! I just received word from the mayor that this town's star player is probably locked up from that ship from the nefarious pirate known as Risky Boots." She explained.

"What's the mayor's name?" Lea asked.

"Um… he said his name was… Mayor Scuttlebutt."

Lea snickered a bit. "That's unfortunate." He said, earning an elbow from Sakuya.

"We just need to get to the ship to rescue her." Kairi said and then had an idea. "Demyx."

"Yeah?"

"You just so happen to manipulate water, right?"

"Yeah… why?"

End BGM


Back on the ship

"This is infuriating! Who would dare to-" She was poked on the shoulder by a Tinkerbat. "What now!" She said and turned around to see a tidal wave coming toward her, with Kairi surfing on it with a piece of driftwood that she found. The tidal wave was created by Demyx himself as it was guiding her to the ship as she jumped off and landed on the deck. "Who the devil are you?"

"Your worst nightmare!"

"Pffft! Hahaha! Was that the best you can do?" Risky smirked. "Let me guess, first time threatening someone?"

Kairi blushed a bit before scowling a bit. "Never mind that!"

"Hmm… that's a fancy sword you have." She mused, looking at Destiny's Embrace. "So, what are you doing on my ship anyway?"

"Going to defeat you and rescue Shantae of course."

"Pfffft! YOU?! Don't make me laugh! You look like you can't even harm a dolphin! What makes you sure that you can take me on and live to tell the tale?"

"Don't get so cocky now." Kairi said, aiming her Keyblade at Risky. "I will be the one to defeat you."

"Heh, you're not worth the trouble." Risky said, and then noticed her pocket shining. "Oh? Something tells me you have something valuable in your pocket." She said with intrigue. "Heh, alright then… I'll humor you. Just so you know, I'm not one to go down easily!" She said, unsheathing her sword at Kairi. "Let's see how long you can handle from yours truly!"

BGM: Boss Battle (Shantae and the Pirate's Curse)

Kairi and Risky lunged at each other, clashing their blades with each other as they jumped back as Risky brought out a portable cannon and shot Kairi, forcing her to roll out of the way as she quickly shot a Firaga spell to counter the cannon, making Risky drop it and roll out of the way as Kairi ran over and slashed her a few times before delivering an Aerial Slam. Risky got back up and rolled out of the way to avoid a follow up attack from her. She quickly got back up and swung her sword at Kairi, clashing with her blade once more.

"Okay, so you have some fight in ya! But I'm not impressed yet!" She said as the two clashed their blades a few times before Risky parried her attacks and then swung her blade, hitting Kairi in the side and cutting her.

"Agh!" Kairi winced as she grit her teeth and attacked Risky, swinging her Keyblade while ignoring the searing pain from her side as she was losing some blood. Risky blocked the attacks but Kairi used a sweep kick to knock Risky off her feet as she jumped back and launched a Blizzaga attack. Risky rolled out of the way and aimed her cannon at her again and shot her, but Kairi jumped over the cannonballs and used Strike Raid to hit Risky in the head.

"Nnngh!" Risky grunted as Kairi landed and resummoned her Keyblade, running over and slashing her repeatedly but Risky parried the attack and slashed her sword up in the air, then pulled out her pistol and aimed directly at Kairi's head as she raised her hands up. "This fight's over." She said and then smirked. "Any last words?"

"Yeah… don't count this fight out just yet." She said, snapping her finger as a Thundaga attack came down on Risky's head.

"GAAAAAAH!" She yelled as Kairi resummoned her blade and swung it, hitting Risky a few times before firing an Aeroga spell on her, launching her high into the air as Kairi jumped up and slashed her to the deck, then aimed her Keyblade at Risky and unleashed a Triple Firaga spell. She then landed on the ground, using Curaga on her wound and aimed her Keyblade at Risky, planting her foot on her gut. Risky aimed her pistol at her, but Kairi used her free leg to kick it off her hand.

"Don't move."

End BGM

Risky chuckled a bit. "You got spunk, kid… I've underestimated you… just who are you?"

"Your ultimate defeat." Kairi said before mentally slapping her forehead. I REALLY gotta work on that She told herself.

"Ultimate defeat, huh? Heh… sounds like you're not good in the 'insult' department."

"Oh be quiet!" Kairi glared. "Where's Shantae!"

"As if I'd ever tell you!"

"You're right…" Kairi turned to the Tinkerbats. "Show me where Shantae is at or I'll take you out just like I did with your boss!"

The Tinkerbats hugged each other in horror as one of them grabbed the spare key in Risky's pocket and went down to the brig. "Ugh! That's it… I'm throwing you all overboard!" Risky yelled as Shantae came running up.

"Thanks whoever you are! I'll take it from here!" She said, clapping her hands together before transforming into an elephant and grabbed Risky with her trunk.

"Whoa!"

"Let go of me, you two tonned doofus!" Risky yelled… and then Shantae threw her into the ocean. "Waaaah!"

Shantae turned back to normal. "That takes care of that. Now, who are you?"


One trip back to Scuttletown later, at Shantae's house…

"I see… that would explain why I've never seen you guys before." Shantae mused. "When I saw that Pure Heart, as you've called it, I had a feeling it was something more important. Unfortunately, Mayor Scuttlebutt took it off my hands because he thought it'd be in good hands… aaaand well, it nearly got stolen if you didn't step in."

"It's a good thing we came here when we did." Lea said.

Kairi's pocket started to glow as the Pure Heart appeared before Shantae, as the half-genie stared at it as her chest began to glow. "I feel… I feel like I should help you out on your adventure…" She said, her eyes sparkling at the sight of the Pure Heart. "Ever since I've laid eyes on this for the first time, I had a feeling this was fate…" She said. "Call it cheesy if you'd like, but I don't care!"

"Sure, we don't mind if you came with us." Rosalina responded.

"The more the merrier!" Sanae smiled.

Shantae smiled. "Thank you! I've a feeling we're gonna kick this Shadow Queen's butt!" She said.

"Soooo… where to next?" Demyx asked as Kairi closed her eyes, silently communicating with the Pure Heart. With a silent nod, she sat up and made a portal.

"Let's go." Kairi said as they nodded and walked in, closing it… right as Mayor Scuttlebutt came running in.

"THIEVES! THIEEEEVES! YOU STOLE MY SPARKLING RAINBOW-… hey, where'd they go?"


In Fodlan

BGM: Villains of a Sort (Kingdom Hearts)

"This power… from this sparkling star…" Rhea whispered, staring at it. "Nnngh…!" She groaned, holding on to her head.

"You haven't been yourself since this landed in your cathedral, correct?" Yukari smirked. "Perhaps I can make you feel better."

"And how do you… propose we do that?" Rhea asked.

"Simple. This Garnet Star will give you the power needed to help you restore your mental health." Yukari smiled. "Moira will also be happy to assist you along with my associates."

"Thank you…" Rhea smiled warmly, her eyes turning into a different color. All of them were unaware of a certain female professor spying on them.

End BGM


Somewhere else

"What's in it for me?" A female gunslinger asked.

Xigbar smirked. "Well, I've already got two idiots on board with this thing." He said, pulling out a Crystal Star. "Found this on an island full of egg throwing dinosaurs. All you have to do is steal the other Crystal Stars from the group."

"Then what?"

"Then you give the Shadow Queen a lesson on humility." Xigbar smirked.

The gunslinger chuckled a bit, taking the Crystal Star in her hand. "Well… this does look pretty valuable." She said and then smirked. "I'll do it." She said and then turned her head. "BOB! Get your ass off that rock. We got a job to do!" She said and then walked into the portal.

Xigbar smirked, chuckling a bit. "Shadow Queen… your days are numbered."


Yup! We're doing an original Fire Emblem plot now! I've done Black Eagles and the other route and i'm like... not exactly halfway through the Golden Deer route and haven't touched Blue Lions yet... and I haven't gotten the DLC for the Ashen Wolves because I don't have money. Don't really plan on getting the DLC though... I have my eyes set for the Fighters Pass Vol 2, Pokemon Sword's Expansion Pass and whatever game comes out that strikes my fancy. (Looking at you, Mystery Dungeon.)

Sooooo, I'm improvising and came up with my very own plot for Three Houses! Hope it turns out well!