One day, aka thanksgiving, a man that had a thirst for turkey was ready to cook his turkey. But then the turkey came alive! The turkey screamed very loudly, "HELP, HELP ME". The man said "NO, iv'e been waiting for you ALL YEAR! I NEED TO EAT YOU!!! I CRAVE YOU!" Then the turkey git a knife and said "Back off bitch". The man slaps the turkey and says "NO BITCH!!!" The turkey shocked and angrey said "FUCK OFF OR ELSE I WILL STAB YOU AND COOK YOU UP!!!" The man said in anger "I WILL STUFF YOUR ASS WITH STUFFING AND FUCK YOU WHORE!!!" The turkey gets acsese to a flaiming sword and says "DIE BITCH,DIE!!!" The man gets the rurkey in a death grip and says "SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH BEFORE I FUCK YOUR DIRTY, LITTLE WHORE CORPSE!!!" The turkey stabed the man with the flaiming sword. The man in responce forcefully opens the turkeys mouth and puts his bbc in it. Then while that is happining the man took out the flaming sword out of himself and put it into the turkeys ass-hole. The turkey moand "HARDER DADDY!!!" The man goes faster and faster, then cums inside of the turkey.