Disclaimer: I do not own Sailormoon, or any relation. Owning Sailormoon would be cool, though.

Warning: All names are Japanese (don't flame me if they are spelled wrong) [ ]-thoughts ( )--narrative

Ami: Hi, Usagi, how is everything with you and Mamoru?

Usagi (grinning wickedly): Mamoru and I plan to meet at my place tonight.

Ami (wandering if she should ask this question): And do what?

Usagi (still grinning): We're going to try and make Rini!

Ami (thinking to herself): [Why did I ask that question?] (now aloud) Make.Rini?

Usagi: Yup!

(Suddenly Rei and Makoto appear)

Makoto: Hello there, whatcha doing?

Rei: Hi, Ami.Usagi.

Usagi: Guess what I'm doing tonight.

Makoto: I don't know, what are you doing?

Rei: I don't think I want to know.

Usagi: I'm making Rini!

Rei: You're not supposed to put your personal business out like that, damn it. Besides, I doubt anyone really cares.

(Suddenly Minako also appears with Artemis at her side)

Minako: Hi everyone, what's up? [Like I give a damn].

Usagi: I'm making Rini tonight! Aren't you happy for me?

Minako: Oh yes, I'm very happy [you bitch!]

(Artemis is meowing and scratching at his forehead because Minako put a Band-Aid on his crescent moon bald spot because she got annoyed with him talking to her. He bites Usagi's leg)

Usagi: Ouch! Artemis what did you do that for?

(Artemis continues whacking at his forehead)

Usagi: What's wrong?

Minako(sweat dropping): [Stupid-ass!]

Rei: I'm leaving.

Makoto: Me too, see ya!

Minako: I think I'll go with them [this is hell!]

Usagi: Aw wait, I need you to help me shop for my outfit.

(She then sees Ami trying to sneak away)

Usagi (grabbing Ami by the arm): Come on, Ami. This will be fun. Oh, by the way, do condom's keep you from getting pregnant, because if they do, then I can cross them off my list, and should I get silk, satin, or lace?

Ami (startled and blushing madly): Um well.

Usagi: Oh hell, lets just go and shop like crazy because I have Mamoru's credit card.

(Usagi drags Ami to the conveniently placed shopping mall that also appeared out of no-where. Go figure).

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