Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN YUGIOH SO PUT AWAY THOSE LAWYERS! I ONLY OWN MY
PLOT AND MY OC!!
*******Somewhere in the Clouds*******
Nina: *sleeping*...Mmmmm, candy! ^O^
Speaker: Wake up sleeping beauty, we have a mission for you.
Nina: *mumbles and rolls on her side*...Just five more minutes mommy...
Speaker: Nina, get your butt down into the main office NOW!
Nina: ACK! *falls out of her bed* Fine, fine you don't need to yell! Shesh! *gets her white dress on* A please would have been nice but no.it's just get up and do what I say!
******Main Office******
Head God: It has come to our attention that 3 couples need desperate help in order to be together with who they love. *sees Nina playing with a yo- yo* WOULD YOU QUIT IT?
Nina: Huh? Oh sorry. I just lost track of what you were saying. ^__^
Head God: *sigh* Whatever. -_- Anyway, could you do it?
Nina: Putting 3 couples together? By myself? Uh, sure why not? Who are the lucky girls?
Head God: Well, they're not exactly girls...*shows her a picture of the Yu- Gi-Oh guys*
Nina: Wouldn't this be something Cinderella's godmother could do better then me?
Head God: No, if you want to prove you're worthy of being a goddess then you have to earn it. *sees that she's playing with her yo-yo again* NINA YOROKOBI!!
Nina: I was listening!...what did you say again? O.o
Head God:...just go. -_-
************Meanwhile at Domino High***********
Yami: *hides behind Ryou and Joey* Have you seen the banshee-I mean Tea anywhere?
Ryou: No, I think she's still looking for you. What did you do this time?
Yami: All I said was that I think her friendship speeches could use more work and she automatically told me I was going to listen to all of hers, and choose the best one!
All Three: *shudder*
Joey: Damn, I'm so sorry Yami!
Tea: *in her high, annoying, bratty voice* THERE YOU ARE YAMI! I WAS LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU!
Yami: Must hide! *runs away*
Tea: *runs after him, out into the hall* WAIT MY LOVE! YOU HAVEN'T HEARD MY LATEST SPEECH!
Yami: O.O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs into the janitors closet and locks the door*
Ryou: Well, at least Yami's safe.
Joey: Not what I can say for myself. *sees Tristan coming up to him*
Tristan: *in a sick flirting tone* Hey Jounouchi.
((Mid-S: Now that's scary! .
YMS: You got that right hikari!))
Joey: Uh, hey Tristan. Um, nice to see you too.
Tristan: *gets closer to him* You wanna go see a movie Friday night?
Joey: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: *turn to see what that was about*
Joey: I mean no. ^_^; I have plans on Friday.
Tristan: *looks a little disappointed* Oh. Okay then.
Joey: Well Ryou would you look at that! We have to get to History class.
Ryou: But I don't have-
Joey: NOW! *drags Ryou out the door with him*
*******Meanwhile...*******
Nina: *hanging from the ceiling and watching* Hm...looks like I have my work cut out for me.
Bell: BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
Nina: AHHHHH! *falls flat on her back* I hate my life. X_x
*****45 Minutes Later in Class*****
Teacher: So that's why 2+2 equals 4 children. Any questions?
Everyone: *silence*
Yami: So...what is 2+2 again? O.O
Everyone else: *face fault*
Teacher: Never mind Yami. -_- Class dismissed.
*****At Seto's Locker*****
Seto: /God that Yami is such an idiot! Not knowing what 2+2 equals!...I wish she had answered his question though. I'm not too sure myself!/
((YMS: Hold it!
Mid-S: O.o What?
YMS: Why are you making Kaiba-kun OOC?
Mid-S: I'M NOT! I just think that he might not know the answer to the question!
YMS:...Do you know the answer?
Mid-S: Sure I do! It's, um, it's...67! ^__^ Yup, I'm a genius! Now on with the fic!
YMS: -_- Why me?))
Seto: *opens locker and sees a foot tall goddess standing there*
Nina: *in a cute chibi voice* Hya! ^____^
Seto: ((((O.O))))) *slams his locker shut* Okay, I've really got to stop taking those sleeping pills. *opens his locker again*
Nina: *looks angrily at him* Well that wasn't very nice!
Seto:...It's finally happened! I've cracked!
Nina: No you idiot! I'm here to help you. I'm your fairy...goddess! Yeah that's a good name! ^_^
Seto: Riiight and I'm Yugi Moto.
Nina: So you're Yugi! Nice to meet you. Though in your picture you had this really weird hair thing going on. *shows him a picture of Yugi*
Seto: -_-...I'm so out of here! *shuts his locker and leaves*
Nina: Why do they always do that? T_T
Narrator: What will happen next time? Will Tea finally get to Yami? Will Tristan flirt with Joey some more? *everyone shudders* Will Midnight Scarlet write a funny chapter? (Mid-S: I resent that!) Find out next time on 'Goddess 911'!
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Mid-S: *has a cap that says 'director' on* That's a wrap ladies and gents!
YMS: Finally! I thought the hell would never end!
Mid-S: -_- Shut up.
Narrator: *comes up to her, covered in eggs* I QUIT!
Bakura and Y. Malik: *laughing hysterically in the corner*
Mid-S: Damn! Where am I going to get a new narrator on such short notice?
YMS: *sticks her chest out proudly*
Mid-S: *snaps fingers* I know! Yami...
YMS: Yes hikari? ^__^
Mid-S: What do you think if...I get Wolvie to be our narrator?
YMS: Well I...
Mid-S: I knew you'd agree with me! ^____________^ *claps hands and Hugh Jackson appears*
Logan:...Where the hell am I? O.o
Mid-S: *starry eyed* WOLVIE! *glomps him*
Logan: Who are you?!
Mid-S: I'm your biggest fan!
YMS: -_- She wants you to be the narrator for her stories from now on.
Logan: But I don't want to! *tries to shake her off*
Mid-S: *not letting go* But you haaaaaaaaave to be! *gives him the puppy dog eyes*
Logan: Must...not...give...in.
YMS: Hikari, why don't you get another narrator! It could take forever to crack this guy!
Mid-S: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *starts sobbing* I WANT MY WOLVIE!
YMS: *sigh* Well see you later folks! Make sure to be back whenever she decides to update this thing. Ja!
Mid-S: *still holding on to Logan* MINE MINE MINE!!!
*******Somewhere in the Clouds*******
Nina: *sleeping*...Mmmmm, candy! ^O^
Speaker: Wake up sleeping beauty, we have a mission for you.
Nina: *mumbles and rolls on her side*...Just five more minutes mommy...
Speaker: Nina, get your butt down into the main office NOW!
Nina: ACK! *falls out of her bed* Fine, fine you don't need to yell! Shesh! *gets her white dress on* A please would have been nice but no.it's just get up and do what I say!
******Main Office******
Head God: It has come to our attention that 3 couples need desperate help in order to be together with who they love. *sees Nina playing with a yo- yo* WOULD YOU QUIT IT?
Nina: Huh? Oh sorry. I just lost track of what you were saying. ^__^
Head God: *sigh* Whatever. -_- Anyway, could you do it?
Nina: Putting 3 couples together? By myself? Uh, sure why not? Who are the lucky girls?
Head God: Well, they're not exactly girls...*shows her a picture of the Yu- Gi-Oh guys*
Nina: Wouldn't this be something Cinderella's godmother could do better then me?
Head God: No, if you want to prove you're worthy of being a goddess then you have to earn it. *sees that she's playing with her yo-yo again* NINA YOROKOBI!!
Nina: I was listening!...what did you say again? O.o
Head God:...just go. -_-
************Meanwhile at Domino High***********
Yami: *hides behind Ryou and Joey* Have you seen the banshee-I mean Tea anywhere?
Ryou: No, I think she's still looking for you. What did you do this time?
Yami: All I said was that I think her friendship speeches could use more work and she automatically told me I was going to listen to all of hers, and choose the best one!
All Three: *shudder*
Joey: Damn, I'm so sorry Yami!
Tea: *in her high, annoying, bratty voice* THERE YOU ARE YAMI! I WAS LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU!
Yami: Must hide! *runs away*
Tea: *runs after him, out into the hall* WAIT MY LOVE! YOU HAVEN'T HEARD MY LATEST SPEECH!
Yami: O.O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs into the janitors closet and locks the door*
Ryou: Well, at least Yami's safe.
Joey: Not what I can say for myself. *sees Tristan coming up to him*
Tristan: *in a sick flirting tone* Hey Jounouchi.
((Mid-S: Now that's scary! .
YMS: You got that right hikari!))
Joey: Uh, hey Tristan. Um, nice to see you too.
Tristan: *gets closer to him* You wanna go see a movie Friday night?
Joey: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: *turn to see what that was about*
Joey: I mean no. ^_^; I have plans on Friday.
Tristan: *looks a little disappointed* Oh. Okay then.
Joey: Well Ryou would you look at that! We have to get to History class.
Ryou: But I don't have-
Joey: NOW! *drags Ryou out the door with him*
*******Meanwhile...*******
Nina: *hanging from the ceiling and watching* Hm...looks like I have my work cut out for me.
Bell: BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
Nina: AHHHHH! *falls flat on her back* I hate my life. X_x
*****45 Minutes Later in Class*****
Teacher: So that's why 2+2 equals 4 children. Any questions?
Everyone: *silence*
Yami: So...what is 2+2 again? O.O
Everyone else: *face fault*
Teacher: Never mind Yami. -_- Class dismissed.
*****At Seto's Locker*****
Seto: /God that Yami is such an idiot! Not knowing what 2+2 equals!...I wish she had answered his question though. I'm not too sure myself!/
((YMS: Hold it!
Mid-S: O.o What?
YMS: Why are you making Kaiba-kun OOC?
Mid-S: I'M NOT! I just think that he might not know the answer to the question!
YMS:...Do you know the answer?
Mid-S: Sure I do! It's, um, it's...67! ^__^ Yup, I'm a genius! Now on with the fic!
YMS: -_- Why me?))
Seto: *opens locker and sees a foot tall goddess standing there*
Nina: *in a cute chibi voice* Hya! ^____^
Seto: ((((O.O))))) *slams his locker shut* Okay, I've really got to stop taking those sleeping pills. *opens his locker again*
Nina: *looks angrily at him* Well that wasn't very nice!
Seto:...It's finally happened! I've cracked!
Nina: No you idiot! I'm here to help you. I'm your fairy...goddess! Yeah that's a good name! ^_^
Seto: Riiight and I'm Yugi Moto.
Nina: So you're Yugi! Nice to meet you. Though in your picture you had this really weird hair thing going on. *shows him a picture of Yugi*
Seto: -_-...I'm so out of here! *shuts his locker and leaves*
Nina: Why do they always do that? T_T
Narrator: What will happen next time? Will Tea finally get to Yami? Will Tristan flirt with Joey some more? *everyone shudders* Will Midnight Scarlet write a funny chapter? (Mid-S: I resent that!) Find out next time on 'Goddess 911'!
/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~/~ /~/~
Mid-S: *has a cap that says 'director' on* That's a wrap ladies and gents!
YMS: Finally! I thought the hell would never end!
Mid-S: -_- Shut up.
Narrator: *comes up to her, covered in eggs* I QUIT!
Bakura and Y. Malik: *laughing hysterically in the corner*
Mid-S: Damn! Where am I going to get a new narrator on such short notice?
YMS: *sticks her chest out proudly*
Mid-S: *snaps fingers* I know! Yami...
YMS: Yes hikari? ^__^
Mid-S: What do you think if...I get Wolvie to be our narrator?
YMS: Well I...
Mid-S: I knew you'd agree with me! ^____________^ *claps hands and Hugh Jackson appears*
Logan:...Where the hell am I? O.o
Mid-S: *starry eyed* WOLVIE! *glomps him*
Logan: Who are you?!
Mid-S: I'm your biggest fan!
YMS: -_- She wants you to be the narrator for her stories from now on.
Logan: But I don't want to! *tries to shake her off*
Mid-S: *not letting go* But you haaaaaaaaave to be! *gives him the puppy dog eyes*
Logan: Must...not...give...in.
YMS: Hikari, why don't you get another narrator! It could take forever to crack this guy!
Mid-S: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *starts sobbing* I WANT MY WOLVIE!
YMS: *sigh* Well see you later folks! Make sure to be back whenever she decides to update this thing. Ja!
Mid-S: *still holding on to Logan* MINE MINE MINE!!!