Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, so there!

Author: Here comes the better stuff!

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(Wufei storms out of the room he was in.)

Wufei: Maxwell!

Heero (entering the room.): Calm down Wufei. Did you get a phone call before it happened?

Wufei: Yes.

Heero: Then I don't think it's Duo's fault.

(Heero pulls out a little box, and walks out of the house. Wufei scratches his head, and goes to wash his hand.)

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(Half an hour later Duo walks in and sits down in the living room; Quatre has finally calmed down enough to sit; Trowa was sitting there anyway; Wufei has successfully washed his hand off. Suddenly Heero walks in, carrying a boy of about fourteen by the collar.)

Duo: What 'cha doing Heero?

Heero: This is the miserable brat that has been causing us all our trouble.

Boy: Well, I have every right to!

Heero (in menacing, I'm going to kill you slow tone): What?

Boy: I am the author!

Duo: Then how come you're here?

Boy: Because, oh clueless one. I can lose control of the story sometimes.

Duo: Really?

Boy: Well, if I had complete control of the story, would Heero have found me? Would he have beaten me up? Would he have kicked me in the.

Duo: Okay.

Heero (finally dropping the author): Well, the real question is, what are we going to do with him?

Boy: You could make me stay here for a month.

Duo: Shutup! Wait, I got it! We'll make him stay here for a month.yea.

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Author: Well that's decided. I will stay with the G-boys for a month (maybe more). Read and Review!!!