Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing, or any thing else I might randomly mention.

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(Heero is sitting at his laptop, reading a guns and ammo site. The phone rings.)

Heero: Hello?

Mysterious Person: Hey, Heero, can you scroll back up a little? I didn't finish reading that paragraph.

(Heero hangs up the phone and continues to read. Suddenly a black cat runs through the room and steps on the power strip button.)

Heero (as the screen goes black): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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(Duo is walking and singing a song about a guy named Joe and his apartment. [He's on an extreme sugar/caffeine high.] His cell begins to ring.)

Duo: Hello!

MP: Uh, Duo, you might want to watch your step.

Duo: Whatever.

(Duo hangs up, and walks along. Suddenly a sheet of ice materializes right under his feet. He slips, and falls to the ground. The ice melts.)

Duo: OW! Shit!

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(Trowa is sitting. The phone rings.)

Trowa:.?

MP: Hi, Trowa! Whatever you do, don't open your leftover Chinese food.

(Trowa hangs up. Curious, he goes to the fridge, and opens his carton of Chinese take-out. Sitting there is the biggest hissing cockroach ever.)

Trowa (dropping the carton): What the hell!?

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(Quatre is happily sipping tea. The phone rings.)

Quatre: Hello? Quatre Winner speaking.

MP: Hi, Quatre. I suggest you start to run. Dorothy is right under your window.

(Quatre hangs up, [OOC, I know.] and looks out his window. He sees Dorothy climbing up the wall to his window.)

Quatre: AAAAAAH! (Runs off.)

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(Wufei is setting up practice dummies in his room. The phone rings.)

Wufei: What!?

MP: Don't pick up the katana.

Wufei: Injustice! I will pick up what I want to, and when I want to!

(Wufei slams down the phone, and picks up his katana.)

Wufei (dropping the katana): What the hell!?

(His hand is covered with black paint. He storms off to find Duo and kill him.)

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Author: Now that you have read this chapter, I will turn you over to my trusty muse, Pluto!

Pluto (a black cat streaked with a pair of red stripes): I must say. This chapter my good friend wrote in one day with out my aide. But, I know he will need it soon, yes, he will need it soon. (Goes off to a corner and continues talking to self.)

Author: Read and review! I take flames as well as compliments. I will respond to you at the end of every chapter. (If I can.) Bye! (