Here we are, the volume finale I suppose. I've looked into all of your reviews over the last few weeks and decided on the wishes accordingly. Hope you all enjoy it, the title of this chapter was accurate.

The night after Asobi's attempted abduction my party plus Drake, who left Pandora in charge of his country while he was 'on vacation', were in our mansion discussing what we were going to do with our wishes.

For the past week we've been debating on what to wish for and so far we had a white board prepared with three divisions, a red rectangle for wishes that our out of order, yellow for debatable wishes, and green for the essentials.

"Ok, so we all agree that total immortality is off the table?" I asked, recieving nods from everyone. I placed it under the red column.

"I honestly doubt Asobi-senpai could pull it off anyway. That's some pretty high concept stuff limited to the elder gods." Eris confirmed. I thought about as much. Something like that would require soul manipulation as a minimum requirement. A bit above a tech god's paygrade.

"Ok, so other than a few of those portal makers he always uses we have: Biological adaptation, mental adaptation(we could probably group those together), group eternal youth, absolute honesty, the sharingan...Really Megumin-chan?" I mean I should have expected this after introducing her to anime but still.

"It's badass and you all know it!" Fair. Plus it would be undoubtedly useful if the copy effect applied to other types of powers too.

"Anyway, on with the list: Multiverse shenanigan cloaking...You know what I'm adding that to the green section." Who knew what kind of eldritch monstrosities could track our movements if we're not careful, best to cover up that possibility ASAP.

"And finally...A genie's lamp. Kazuma-kun don't be greedy, chances are Asobi-san will just send us a genie that will misenterpret all our wishes just to fuck with us." I only met the man twice but I already knew what would happen if we tried to cheat him with such an obvious trick.

Paling significantly at what might happen when involving a pissed off Asobi using magic Kazuma wisely retracted his choice of a wish. "What about a wish to make everyone who wants it generally more attractive?" Was his backup plan. Giving him a deadpan stare I just say screw it and add it into the yellow, doubting it would make it to the end.

"Ok, two wishes left. I for one vote to merge the first two in order to adapt to any world we end up visiting just in case. Maybe something like Ultimate Evolution, or Ultimate Adaptation? Do you three think he can pull it off?" Eris gave the thumbs up, apparently nano-tech was some pretty miraculous stuff, the only tricky part was making it EMP proof which was harder than you'd think even if it was inside the body.

That leaves the last four… Dice?" I asked the group.

"I'm down." Kazuma agreed quickly, counting on his luck stat.

"Let fate decide!" Megumin, Drake, and YunYun pumped up the chuuni. Drake having accepted the fact that a vampire lord would settle for no less.

"You mean lady luck?" Eris teased, couldn't argue with that.

"I honestly don't care, they all sound pretty good." Was the general consensus from everyone else, most just wanted to get on with it while All Might was busy daydreaming about returning home. Wow that is gonna be quite the trip isn't it?

One four sided die later and eternal youth was decided to be the final wish. 'Could have been worse, Kazuma seems depressed though...So things ended up rather well.' When was Asobi going to show up anyway? He said we'd have a week but he never gave us a date and ti-

"Sup little green, were you thinking of little ol me?" And there he is. Was he a psychic?

"Ah! How the hell did you get in here?! We have a triple layered barrier around the mansion to keep out intruders!" Aqua, who was honestly proud of her barrier, whined when it was so easily bypassed.

"And it's a pretty good one. You're anti-undead feature is perfect, nothing short of a vampire lord or a true lich could make it through, albeit heavily weakened. Wolbach-chan's anti-violence and sloth enchantment prevents any living being from building up the energy to actually do anything, and Eris-chan's luck based charm prevents this place from being found by enemies in the first place...But you all forgot two little details."

The three goddesses deflated even further as their magic barrier was dissected and analyzed by the magic hater. Smiling at this Asobi continued. "First, I'm not your enemy. So half of this barrier's power was lost already. As for the second one...That would be telling." Another deadpan.

"Now, for little green's unanswered question. I'm not psychic, shounen protagonists like you are just too predictable." Damn it. You know I was trying to ignore that but if he just says it…"It's pretty obvious isn't it. I mean come on! Sad backstory, violent rival type, super powered high school, isekai syndrome, the harem-"

"Ok ok I get it!" I make him stop, ignoring the shit eating grin on his face. "Assuming that you've been watching us for a while now, how many of our wishes are you able to grant?" His face turned serious for a thoughtful look on it.

"You were right to take off that immortality wish, sorry to say but that's too much to ask even for me. Hell I'm not even fully immortal myself so if you do find something that can pull that off give me a call!" Well that was interesting, it looks like even the goddesses were surprised upon hearing this.

"Wait what?!" The goddesses questioned in shock. "What do you mean you're not immortal?! That's like our first prerequisite!" Wolbach continues, though Asobi just shook his finger at them.

"Now, that would also be telling. I haven't lasted this long by telling people all my secrets after all! Now. About your wishes." He deflected our question, fair enough I guess everyone has their secrets. "I can grant all of the one's you've chosen.. To a degree."

"Explain." I wanted to get this over with and didn't want to deal with any eldritch bs that may happen if I didn't get all the information.

"Of course, to begin with here's a few copies of my portal gun, and gloves. Pretty self explanatory, the gun's coordinates are dialed in while the gloves are thought activated." He explained while dropping off 5 guns and 5 sets of gloves on a nearby table.

"Obviously the gloves work off memories and only work in world's where you've already been for a decent amount of time. Oh and I've limited the number of words you can travel to with the portal gun, it's safer that way. Can't really help you with avoiding the bigger baddies out there though. Best I can do is give you a limited selection of world's where the void hasn't paid attention to yet." Which was still several million world's strong but meh.

"For your adaptation ability.." He rummaged through his pockets for a bit before pulling out several syringes. "Here ya go, just inject them directly into the bloodstream and you'll be good, it also makes you biologically immortal along with giving you a halfway decent healing factor so that's all four of you're wishes, plus a little bonus." So he partially granted all of them, I guess it's more than I expected considering what we were asking for.

I made the portal guns noob friendly so ten beginner world's are pre-set for your use. Three of which are your original world's." Asobi explained further pointing at each of the reincarnates including Drake. "They are labeled accordingly so you shouldn't have any problems. Just. For the love of all things holy DON'T take off the safety cap. It will remove all of the device's restrictions as a last resort in case that all ten of the universes you go to end up compromised."

So basically it's the omnitrix. That's more than good enough to be honest, besides these gloves look cool, Megumin in particular is loving the mix between leatherwork and circuitry along with the purple motif of the portal compared to the gun's ectoplasmic green.

"Now I'll leave you guys to your own devices. By the way, I have a little surprise waiting for you when you decide to return to your world little green. A pleasant surprise, or at least I hope it will be. Hope you enjoy, ciao!" Just like last time the second we blinked Asobi disappeared, no trace of him remaining.

'Ok seriously how does he do that?! Does he have some kind of mind control bs that makes us all blink at the same time?! Is it teleportation or was he physically even here at all?' ...Fuck it I had better things to think about. Like that surprise he mentioned for example… Time to set up the war counsel I guess, you never know what that troll could be planning.

Aaand that should be it, hope you all enjoy and are looking forward to Vol. 3! And yes I did make this story almost exactly 40k words long like a madlad! Ah, nearly forgot to mention, I fixed the URL for that imgur image of Konosuba's world map so you can check that out on my profile if you want. Ah, I almost forgot to mention, now that this fic is done I'll be dividing any future versions of this Izuku into 2 rough story types. Vol 3 where he goes back to his home world, and side stories where he dips in and out of other worlds for some adventuring fun.