In an alternate Earth that is more dark and satirical with more technologically advanced, but the intelligence of most of the human race is noticeably lower. Nearly every human on the planet is dull-witted and slovenly, except for a few. Human society in this Earth displays many stereotypes and generalizations seen in most Earths, except humorously exaggerated. This Earth's water appears to be vaguely polluted, the sky is crimson, and extremely advanced technology, such as antigravity and rapid space travel, exist.

At one town right next to a city, we see a boy making his way to a rather 'normal' house. The boy has a black, scythe-like hair and has brown eyes. He wears a pair of round glasses and a trademark black trench coat along with a grey shirt with a ghost face logo, black pants and brown boots. This is Dib Membrane.

Paranormal Expert

Dib Membrane

Dib then stood in front of the 'normal' house with narrowed looks. It's a tall, green house with a purple roof and door. It has a satellite dish on one side of the roof, and the front yard is covered in lawn ornaments, including a flamingo, two puffer fish, and a flag that says "I Love Earth". The house also has four large robotic Lawn Gnomes stationed across the yard.

Dib then spoke, "Time to settle things once and for all." he declared.

Dib the charges forward as the Lawn Gnomes suddenly moved and charges back at him by firing lasers at him, Dib then frantically dodges every shot before rolling down to the front door.

Wasting no time, Dib kicks the door open and did a roll over before standing up with a finger pointed forward, "Zim! Today is the day of your ultimate downfall!" he declared.

Then an alien appears on screen with an angry look, "Dib! How dare you enter my humble abode!" he demanded. The alien is short with a green skin tone, oval-shaped ruby eyes and a pair of antennas. He wears a red tunic-like garment with three black stripes and a triangular pink collar and sleeves, as well as black boots, leggings and gloves. He wears a back pack-like object on his back. This is Zim.

Irken Invader

Zim

Right next to Zim is a little robot. The robot has teal-colored luminous parts with a big can-shaped head and has arms and limbs. This is GIR.

SIR Unit

GIR

"Whatever you're planning today, Zim, it's not going to work!" Dib exclaimed, "I'll make sure it will fail again like the time we foiled you during the Florpus crisis!" he declared.

"No, you didn't?!" Zim argued, "My plan all along is to steal... THIS!" he exclaimed while showing a porcelain doll.

"Uh-huh...'' Dib muttered sarcastically, "You're not fooling anyone, Zim.'' he pointed out, "Just accept the fact that your plans will always end up failing!" he exclaimed.

"How dare you say that in front of my face?!" Zim demanded, "I'm going to make you pay for that!" he declared, "GIR! Get rid of this imbecile off our base!" he ordered.

GIR claps his claws, "Yey!" he cheered before running towards Dib, "I'm gonna make you cute and cuddly!" he declared.

Suddenly, a part of the roof caved-in as a man drops down and landed in between then, much to their shock. The man is very tall with a black hair styled in a mohawk which is combed to the right side and he has piercing green eyes with thick eyeliners and two red markings drawn across his eyes. He wears a black top with a sword strapped behind his back, black cargo pants with various pouches and black combat boots.

Unfortunately, the man's left foot fell on top of GIR, crushing the small robot to pieces, the man looks down before grinding his foot on the remains of the robot with a satisfied grin.

"GIR!" Zim cried in shock before glaring at the man, "You! How dare you destroy GIR!" he demanded, "I'm going to make you pay! I'm gonna make you suffer! I'm gonna-" he tried to say but was interrupted when the man grabs his head with one hand.

The man then pulls out a knife and began to stab Zim on the chest numerous times a green fluids flows out from his body. After suffering multiple stabs, Zim's body went limp before threw his lifeless body aside.

"Talk the talk, walk the walk." the man muttered.

Dib was shaking in fear and shock, he has troubling processing what's going on. First, a man drops down from out of nowhere, destroying GIR and then finally killing Zim, mustering all of his courage, Dib spoke, "You... you killed him!" he exclaimed.

The man turns to him with a grin, "I'm an assassin.'' he replied, "What do you expect?'' he mused.

"Just who the heck are you?!" Dib demanded.

The man smirks, "The name is Vincent, I'm the Chikara Master of Killing." he introduce himself.

Chikara Master of Killing

Vincent

Vincent waves his knife, "Welp! Since the green kid is dead, I think it's best for me to move on to my next target.'' he pointed out before pointing the knife at Dib, "And that's you.'' he declared with an evil grin.

This frightens Dib to the core, "M-M-Me?! What did I do to you?!" he exclaimed in shock.

Vincent chuckled, "Nothing personal, kid.'' he said, "I'm just doing my job... plus, I am being paid to do this.'' he stated.

"What?! By who?!" Dib asked in shock.

"Does the name Tak familiar to you?" Vincent asked back.

Dib's eyes widen in shock as he remembers the female Irken that was once caused trouble to his world, "Tak? She's still alive?!" he exclaimed in shock.

"Yup! She's currently a member of an evil organization that I don't seem to recall the name." Vincent replied, "She hired me to kill the two of you since in her words... despises you both.'' he pointed out, "As much as I love to chat, I need to get my job done, so I could get my loot.'' he stated.

Realizing that man is about to kill him, Dib was about to make a run for it when Vincent shot him with a stun gun, "AAAAAAAAAAAH!" Dib screamed in pain before falling down the floor paralyzed.

Vincent then stood above him with an evil grin, "Don't worry, kid...'' he reassured, "I'll make your death... plain and simple.'' he mused.

Before Vincent could stab Dib with his knife when suddenly, Vincent was kicked hard on the face which sends him flying across the living room, crashing on a bookshelf on the process.

Dib looks up to his savior. It was a very tall man with a muscular frame, he has a long black styled on dreads and a thick facial hair, he has dark eyes and has stitched scar lined across his face. He wears a black long coat over a turtleneck muscle shirt with a brown strap across his shoulder and chest, black cargo pants and black combat boots. He has a sword strapped behind his back.

"W-Who are you?" Dib asked.

The man looks down to him with a smile, "The name is Grand, the Chikara Master of Fighting." he replied, "Don't worry, kid, I won't let this bastard kill you." he reassured.

Chikara Master of Fighting

Grand

Vincent slowly got up before glaring at Grand, "Grand...'' he growled, "... you sure love to ruin my fun.'' he grumbled.

"I can't believe that you've gone this low, Vincent." Grand spoke, "Master Regal will be so disappointed in you.'' he pointed out.

"Like I fucking care of what the old timer thinks!" Vincent exclaimed, "The affinity of my powers is killing! And I enjoy killing people! It's in my blood, passion and excitement!" he stated.

"But your actions is giving the Chikara Masters a bad reputation!" Grand pointed out.

"Like I fucking care!" Vincent replied, "Now get out of my way, so I can kill that kid and get my money!" he demanded.

Grand got into a fighting pose, "I cannot let you do that." he said, "I won't let you kill this kid!" he declared.

(Play Prancing Bull by Trocadero)

And with that, the two engages in a fight. Grand dodges a stream of bullets from Vincent and returns fire, disarming the assassin's gun from his hands. Grand and Vincent then brawls, but Grand manages to lift his opponent up and slam him into the ground. Vincent did a Russian leg-sweep but Grand hops off as the assassin rolls back up with a gun in hand.

Grand charges at him and slugs Vincent across the face, sending him back to the floor, Vincent then grabs his gun and opens fire, Grand ducks behind a couch. Vincent got up and made a beeline towards the couch when suddenly, Grand lifted the couch up and threw it quickly at the criminal whom ducks down on the process.

Grand grabs his handgun and opens fire twice by Vincent dodges by swinging himself from left to right, Vincent fires back but Grand rolls over for cover. As Vincent reloads his gun, Grand stood up and quickly charges towards Vincent and tackles him to the floor, Grand then wasted no time bashing his opponent's face with his fist as Vincent pulls out another knife and tried to stab him but Grand caught his hand and immediately disarms him.

Vincent, with all his strength, pushes Grand off of him. Both men then stood up with Vincent pulling out two guns before opening fire, Grand responded by bringing out his sword and began to use to deflect the shots. When Vincent's guns ran out of bullets, Vincent drops it before pulling out a rifle but before he could use it, Grand got in front of him and slices the rifle in half using his sword.

Grand then follows this by kicking Vincent hard on the gut which sends the criminal crashing to a wall.

Vincent got on four before pounding a fist on the floor, "Dammit!" he cursed.

Grand spoke, "Give it up, Vincent." he said, "You know that your no match against me.'' he declared.

Vincent glares at him, "I'll get you for this!" he exclaimed before pulling out a small device.

Quickly pressing a button, a large indigo-colored portal opens and Vincent quickly ran through it before it immediately closes as Grand let's out a sigh before turning to Dib, "Are you all right, kid?'' he asked.

Recovering from the stun earlier, "Yeah... I'm all right.'' he replied, "Thanks for saving me.'' he said.

Grand then turns to Zim's corpse, "I'm sorry about your friend, I couldn't save him in time.'' he said solemnly.

"Actually... he is not my friend." Dib clarified, "Zim has been plotting to take over this world and I've been stopping him ever since.'' he explained, "Though... I'm still in shock that Tak has sent an assassin to kill us both." he admitted.

"I see." Grand said in understanding.

"Well... at least that guy is gone now." Dib pointed out referring to Vincent, "I hope that lunatic never comes back.'' he said.

"I don't think that's going to be the case, kid." Grand spoke, "Vincent is the type of person that if someone told him to kill, he will do it and will not stop until he accomplish it.'' he explained, "And with a device in hand, Vincent can freely come back to this world and kill you.'' he pointed out.

"Oh, men..." Dib whined, "What should we do now?" he asked.

"My only solution is for you to come with me to my team's base operation." Grand replied.

"Wait? You're in a team?" Dib asked in surprise.

Grand nodded, "We're called the Grand Empire.'' he said, "We are a group of warriors that helps people from all across the multiverse from diabolical personalities such as Vincent." he explained.

"A group of warriors that protects the multiverse? That's cool!" Dib cheered, "Wait a minute? Then that means you're not from this world! That means your an alien!" he pointed out.

Grand rubs the back of his head, "I'm actually human since I originated from another Earth." he replied, "But in sense... I can be considered an alien since I'm not from this world.'' he stated.

"You have a point." Dib replied, "Wait... if by coming with you... then that means..." Dib trails.

Grand nodded, "You had to leave this world until Vincent is stopped.'' he replied.

Dib looks down in deep thoughts, "Can I... can I think about it first?'' he requested, "I need to talk to my family about this." he pointed out.

"Actually... I would like to meet your family." Grand replied, "It'll be better if I explain things to give them a proper clarification of what is going on.'' he reasoned.

Dib nodded, "Then let's go with that." he replied in agreement.

And with that, Grand and Dib made their way towards the latter's home, leaving the crushed pieces of GIR and Zim's corpse to rot in there until it turns to bones.

A/N: Inspired from someonestupED, damnlastwords, Hope the Victor and Ace Neptune. All OCs and concepts not created by moi were given permission for me to use by it's respected creators.