Review, next thing up soon. Faster updates if faster reviews. Fink/KO and maybe towards the end might throw in some Dendy. More reviews means more chapters/faster updates. That goes for pretty much all of the stories.

Fink growled as Professor Venomous drove through the city streets in his massive mobile. The young adult was pressing her forehead against the window and glaring out icy daggers ay anyone who went past the car window.

"So how much longer are you going to pout?" The professor said with a grin. He always seemed to be grinning these days. As if he was part of a really funny joke that the green skinned high school drop out wasn't a part of.
"Until the mama's boy and the mama drop dead." She responded without missing a beat. Professor Venomous chuckled in response and rolled his eyes as he entered the dumb stinky neighborhood. Fink hated everything about it. From the dumb stinky streets to the dumb stinky stop signs to the dumb stinky fact that she wasn't allowed to ride her motorcycle down the streets at supersonic speeds and crash into things like a bad ass gangster.

"Well then you're probably going to be out of luck. Also it's nice to hear you call Carol Mama. I was starting to get worried that you didn't like her. I mean I know that you didn't like my exhusband either but then again you don't like anyone." Venomous said as he signaled and moved through the side streets.

Fink wrinkled her tiny adorable nose in disgust.
"Boxman was a turd and his weird robotic kids were even turdier." She said offhandedly. "But at least they weren't as bad as this dumb fat lady and her stupid meat head son." Fink reached into her pocket and took out her knife that she started to dig into the dashboard. She started to recarve her name before Venomous reached over and picked the knife out of her hands.

"Hey!" The irritated mutant complained. Her long green ponytail seemed to stiffen like a rats tail and she ground her fangs together.
"You get this back when you can learn to talk about your new stepmom without calling her fat." Venomous said with a frown. He had hoped that after the wedding the crazy little mutant would have learned to calm down even just a little bit.

But if anything she had just gotten crazier and more out of control and rebelious.
"Fine fine. Boxman and his kids were bad but they aren't as bad as that goody two shoes and his annoying thicc mom." Fink said with a smirk as Venomous coughed loudly and swerved to avoid crashing.
"I don't think I like that any better. Also I don't think that KO actually wears shoes. He always looks barefoot whenever I see him." Venomous said as they finally pulled up to the house. Fink growled and got out of the car. She tossed down the teleportation device that was hooked up to all of her stuff back in her real home. She pressed the button and tapped her foot. Five seconds later she kicked it and howled.

"Where is my stuff?! I want my video games!"
"The thing must be busted. We will call the movers to bring it all over tomorrow the old fashioned way." Venomous said patting her on the head. She was shorter then him by a solid foot. Which made her shorter then KO by a solid two feet.

"Hey! You made it! Just in time too!" A voice with a slight lisping rasp said from the front door. Fink frowned as Carol walked out of her house. The blonde woman still wore her favorite jumpsuit that hugged her wide milfy hips and full breasts that did not sag an inch. It was amazing considering her age and the amount of trauma that the woman had gone through in the past few decades. What with being a single mom, a superhero, married, divorced, remarried and now getting ready to jump in with her ex again...She still looked pretty freaking smoking!

"Just in time for what?" Fink said suspiciously as Carol came jogging down the path. The woman was wearing a weird jumpsuit with hawaiin print plastered all over it. She glanced disparagingly at Venomous who glanced up and to the side in embarassment.
"What? You didn't tell her?" Carol scolded the adult as he grinned nervously.
"Fink honey. You see when a man and a woman get married they sometimes go off for a few weeks on a honeymoon. And during that time it is a strictly no kids allowed sort of thing so we were just thinking..."
"Wait...what! You're ditching me here! Just before we moved in! My stuff isn't even here yet! Come on boss! This is bullshit!" Fink protested as Venomous grinned nervously and patted her head trying to calm her down.

"Look Fink it's not going to be too long. We will be back by the end of the month. Just promise me that you won't burn down the house and I will call someone to bring over all of your stuff tomorrow. But yeah we really need to go. Sorry about that." Venomous said before he ducked behind Fink and wrapped his arm around Carol's shoulders.
"Ready to go dear?" Venomous said with a knowing grin. Carol looked surprised before pointing back at the house.
"Sure you don't want to get settled first? I mean we might be on a schedule but it isn't that tight of a schedule." She said. He grinned and shook his head.
"Nah. When we go into your house I want it to be super special." He said before nuzzling her cheek. Carol chuckled before grinning and waving back at the house.

"Okay then. Well see you kiddos! Have a good time without us! There's money in the fridge!"
"Boss! Please! Don't leave me alone here!" Fink protested as the two newlyweds rushed to Carols car and hopped in.
"It's only a month Fink! It will be over before you know it!" He encouraged her as Carol drove away rapidly.
"Bye Mama! So long Doctor Dad Venomous Man!" A cheerful voice bellowed behind Fink. She winced and turned with a scowl on her face. She felt pure hatred leaking out of her eyes towards the practically glowing mama's boy directly behind her.

KO looked down with a smile at the small green rat like mutant girl. She was digging her claws into her hands and was grinding her teeth. KO stood directly in her way. The young man (legally considered 17-21 years old according to his birthday cakes) was coated with muscles. His hair was long and choppy like it had taken a sword. He had hit almost sixteen growth spurts and was now much taller then the young woman who he had used to pick fights with back in the day. But a few things never changed, like his overwhelmingly upbeat optimistic attitude and his stupid stupid red sweat bands.

"Well come on in new step sister." KO said happy as a clam as he took her hand and lead her into the house. She followed after him in shock and then anger. After all how dare he touch her hand! What did he think that they were just going to be all buddy buddy just because her stupid boss married his stupid mom?! He must be sniffing glue!

"Hey!" Fink shouted pulling her hand out of his and jumping into a fighting stance with her fists raised and her fangs smashed together. "Don't think that we're all buddy buddy just because-"

"Yeah yeah I read the last line too! And no I don't sniff glue. Dendy told me that that is bad for my head brain." KO said poking his cranium. The poor boy had to have had experienced dozens of concussions in his life, what with him going around getting into fights all of the time. Fink rolled her eyes, of course he would have some sort of weird version of omnipotence. She could hardly stand his sunny attitude!

"Well fine! Look KO I don't like you and you don't like me-"
"What? Come on new step sister I like you. Do you really not like me?" He said with a hurt expression on his finely chiseled features. She could not tell if he was being serious or not. The guy didn't have a poker face, but he could probably still be messing with her.

Fink growled and glanced around the tv room. The sofa looked stupid. The Tv looked stupid. His video games looked stupid. And there were too many stupid stupid exercise weights laying around. Fink didn't like using weights. She wasn't a freaking caveperson! She went to the gym eight times a week and used the machines until they broke like a normal person.

"Just show me where my room is." She demanded. KO coughed nervously and rubbed the back of his head.
"Sure of course. Just uh...promise not to be mad?" He said with a nervous grin. He then sprinted up the stairs before she could respond. She rolled her eyes and followed after him. She couldn't help but check out his butt as they went up the stairs. She blushed and tried to look at the stupid pictures on the walls instead. It was hard though, it was a pretty nice looking butt. Strong and firm, and looked like something a male model would have. She wondered if his entire family just for some reason have model DNA in them. It did not seem possible that a loser like him would look so attractive.

Fink shook her head. Was she really thinking that KO was attractive? This was KO! The biggest square lame-o in the entire galaxy! Fink glanced into the kitchen as they went past it. It also looked stupid. And too small. She wished that they had just stayed at the old secret lair. Why the boss wanted to move them out into the suburbs was beyond her. It just seemed stupid. She hoped that The Boss had some sort of evil plan up his sleeve, because otherwise she was going to riot. Or go nuts.

"So we sort of expected you guys to teleport your room here too. What with the teleportation device and all. But when it malfunctioned..."Fink did not even try to make sense as to how the two of them knew the device malfunctioned and set everything up so fast. KO and Carol defied logic sometimes. Fink stepped into the boys room and wrinkled her nose in disgust.

"Oh come on! We have to share a room!" She shouted grabbing her hair and pulling some out by the roots before wincing in pain. "Ouch."

"Yeah, hey it's just until the teleportation machine is fixed right? Then we can beam your room here and attach it to the side of the house! No problem!" KO said trying to fix the annoyance in her face. Fink just twitched and looked around the stupid room. It was small, with a lot of posters. There was a curtain hanging in the middle of it. Fink walked to it and pulled it open. While KO's side had a bed, and posters, and weights, and toys, and dirty clothes, her side just had a cot and a bunch of blankets. She pulled the curtain closed and fell onto the cot.

She growled then she frowned then she punched the wall hard enough to leave a hole.

"Well I'll be downstairs if you need anything! Then I need to go do my work out session! Please don't change the locks while I'm gone!" KO cried through the thin sheet before sprinting out of the house. Fink pulled out her phone and began to aggressively text her boss. This was not worth it! This was awful! She hated it! She growled louder and louder! Why did those two idiots have to go and get married! It ruined her entire life!

She paused in thought. She tapped her chin. Venomous married Carol making Fink and KO stepsiblings. She shuddered at the thought. Then she grinned, she just had to find a way to break Carol and venomous up! But she had to be smart about it, any conventional way would end in failure, Carol and Venomous were too smart to be tricked with something like insurance fraud or a fake affair. No if those two were going to break it off...It would have to be because of something absolutely heinous...

And Fink just had the best idea as to what it could be. KO was a mama's boy, and Carol was almost obsessed with her dumb kids happiness. KO wore his heart out on his sleeve, and his emotions were easy to read. All Fink had to do was exploit all of these and then...

"Oh yeah. I've got a plan." She said with a sneaky laugh that quickly grew into a full on maniacal one.

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