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AN : According to the Naruto wiki : "Icha Icha Innocence" is the follow-up to Violence. The only information we have is that during an interview, Jiraiya says that he's still in the research phase of writing it and that it was about pure love.

Jiraiya is a pervert, and I remembered that Icha Icha had some weird cheesy love line from Kakashi (in an episode of Naruto). I think this series contains well written erotica and cheesy love lines and cringe worthy romantic scene. Sadly, I can't write erotica but I wanted to try the cheesy love lines and the romantic scene *grin evilly*

Please note that as this is already AU, I decided that Rin still died and the Obito plot line stayed the same. HOWEVER, the Yondaime and Kushina managed to live, and this enabled the massacre to be avoided. Of course, there was still some tension between Konoha and the Uchiha clan.

The whole Madara, Kaguya thing shall happen at some point. But I don't know if I'll write about this.

So: Alive!Minato, Alive!Kushina and Non-massacre

This was originally supposed to be a one-shot, but I think it will be less than ten chapters in length - we'll see.

Synopsis :

Nearing the end of their training with the Legendary Sannin, the members of Team 7 found themselves on the weirdest secret mission ever - participating in the movie Icha Icha Innocence.

The consequence :

"Forget my promise, I will never come back to Konoha!" - Uchiha Sasuke

"I will never be able to be a respected Hokage, Dattebayo..." - Naruto Uzumaki

"Shishou... How could you?" H. Sakura

Because she felt guilty, Tsunade convinced Minato and the council to ban the movie from Konoha and the majority of Fire Country.

Itachi was living a peaceful life as a proud member of Konohagakure's ANBU Force, a good heir to the Uchiha Clan, a good son and a good brother, until Shisui forcefully made him join the Proud Allied Men Force of Konoha - a bunch of perverts, fan of Icha Icha.

Hearing the news about the ban, the PAMFOK has to react. "What do you mean the Fire Country banned the movie in Konoha?" screeched Kakashi. "We will find a way to see it Kakashi. Itachi and Shisui are on it." stated Fugaku - Chief of the Proud Allied Men Force Of Konoha

WARNING - This story is unbetaed, with sentences grammatically incorrect. I'm rating this M, but I am hesitating with a T rating. Don't hesitate to tell me what you think about the ratings, I'm keeping it at T for now, and will change it to M.

Also, this story will be embarrassing for the characters, for you dear reader, and for me.

Have a nice time !

Prologue : The bet that should not have been made

Timeline - Jiraiya's Genin days

"AAAHHHH! Why don't you both believe me?" screamed Jiraiya his tiny hands ruffling his short white locks.

"I don't have time for this nonsense." Said Orochimaru, the wind flipping his long dark hair behind him, giving him a princely look.

"Baka. I don't believe you. Sensei is no pervert." Tsunade lightly punched the white-haired idiot who fell on the ground which also broke under her strength.

Jiraiya got up and checked the damage done on his head, thank god his body was strong. He glared daggers at both his teammates before he smirked.

"What if I could prove it to you?"

Tsunade's honey-colored eyes tinted with curiosity.

Orochimaru sighed, he didn't care about that.

"I mean, every time Orochimaru asks sensei to teach him a jutsu, he just disappears for a woman."

"What." Orochimaru's sharp yellow eyes glowed.

"Ara, ara, didn't you know?" Jiraiya casually crossed his hand and closed his eyes. "Don't tell me, you really thought he had meetings? You're still innocent Orochimaru."

Yellow eyes and Honey eyes were now on him.

"You really think sensei is a pervert?" asked Tsunade.

He didn't answer, he didn't need to – his silence confirmed it – Jiraiya smirked.

"What, if we did a bet?"

"What's the plan?" asked Orochimaru.

Bingo. Jiraiya grinned.

The plan functioned well, too well.

"Sensei! I can't believe you!" Tsunade was destroying their training ground.

"Calm down Tsunade." Exclaimed sensei while dodging her fists.

"Sensei. I have finally understood what the meaning of the word disappointment is." Murmured Orochimaru before launching a strong water jutsu.

Sensei barely avoided it.

"You're in my range, you, old pervert!"

Tsunade sent Sensei flying and they all paused to watch how far he would go.

"I do not feel avenged." Said Orochimaru after a few seconds.

Tsunade looked thoughtful and closed firmly her fist.

"You know what, you're right Orochimaru. Let us hunt that pervy sensei and see if we can blackmail him."

Both exchanged evil looks and rushed toward their sensei.

Jiraiya watched everything while laughing. Justice had been made. Finally.

He took the little blue scroll where his teammates and him had made the bet and signed with their blood and chakra.

'We, Tsunade of the Senju Clan and Orochimaru of Konoha, both members of Team 7 and teammates of Jiraiya, promise to one day fulfill a favor of his.

As long as it has nothing to do with our body or our dreams! - Tsunade

As long as it doesn't impact our future interest or my jutsus. – Orochimaru

OUR Jutsus Orochimaru ! – Tsunade

Signed :

Tsunade

Orochimaru

Jiraiya :D'

"This is going to be interesting." The young white-haired ninja grinned widely and sealed the scroll.

"Oy, guys! Wait for me."

- To be continued