Disclaimer: This story takes place during season two of Lion Guard, which is easily one of my favorite shows of all time. It's an amazing show that I can recommend without hesitation. Even if some who watched it decide to be little bitches about it's mere existance. Anyway, enjoy!

Janja's Farting Problem

Chapter one: A Gassy Male Hyena

Janja was sleeping in Mizumi Grove with Kiburi right behind him, waking up as the hyena's stomach growled loudly. Kiburi looked as Janja got up and stretched, going into a downward dog pose with his butt shown as he suddenly cut a loud and bassy ten second fart, hitting Kiburi smack in the face with rotten eggs and making him gag (PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT). Kiburi coughed from the fart with Janja turning around and realizing who he farted on, chuckling nervously as he tried to calm him down. "Oh, morning Kiburi. Gassy morning, isn't it?"

"Yeah, sure is." Kiburi didn't feel like attacking Janja at the moment, so he decided to let this slide, but he knew he'd be after him for the next one. "Just hear what I'm saying. The next time you fart on me, I'll be eating your butt off clean in your sleep. Assuming you don't fart in my mouth then." Janja nodded in understanding, being frightened by Kiburi's threat as Kiburi then became curious as to how Janja was going to deal with this problem. "How are you gonna fix that?"

"No idea." Janja suddenly released a five second fart and let out a green cloud with the scent of gazelle (pfffffffffft). "I can't just fart the whole time while attacking the Pride Lands. If we have a sneak mission then my butt could turn into a giant failure boost for the Lion Guard." Janja felt like Kiburi might know where a good place to let loose would be, hoping he would be willing to help. "You know any place I can let this gas out in private?"

"Anywhere but here." Kiburi snarked, and then Janja gave a blunt look as he cracked a three second fart, letting out a green cloud reeking of zebra. "Why not try the Out Lands? There's not a lot of life to wilt there, and I'm pretty sure that's what ALL hyenas do when they've got gas."

Janja wondered why he didn't think of that, knowing that Kiburi had the right mind. "Yeah, you got a point there. Thanks Kiburi. And I'll try not to fart on you when waking up again."

"Or at all." Kiburi corrected Janja as the hyena walked off, letting out a five second fart as he did, and this one reeked of zebra and let out a green cloud (pfffffffffft). Kiburi sighed, knowing this was going to be quite the event. "I may never get used to having hyenas in my life."