I do not own the Overlord/オーバーロード novel nor the aforementioned anime series. I neither own any used characters that may appear in this fanfiction or used ideas that may be applied in the future. All rights go to the original creators and owners of the characters/ideas/songs in this fanfiction.


"HOW CAN I STAY CALM WHEN MY PRESIDENT IS GETTING HIS DICK SUCKED!?"[1]

(Alt+F or 'Find in Page' the [?] for reference source.)

"Pssssttt…" Momonga strongly hunched himself forward as the sound of air flew out of his mouth. Disbelief, completely apparent with the shouting of the shameless Sky King, who laughed at his friend's overblown reaction.

This was not the first random outburst that came from Peroroncino since the pair decided to explore the Great Tomb of Nazarick for the last time. Since they went through the palace of the Nightless City to enter the fifth floor, Peroroncino oddly decided to pull out a book that Goldy gifted him in order to do away with the awkward silence. The book in question was called, 'The Book of Marshall' by Stanley Mitchell.[2]

This book was a record of quotes and verses spoken by a legendary lyricist of the early 2000's. His songs regained popularity after the 'Great Reformation' period in the 2100's and are even used occasionally as reference material of the time before the third world war.

Momonga never really cared much for the songs left behind by the rapper except the ones about his daughter, but he still humored himself enough to listen to a few of them.[3]

"Pero, you should really watch what you say. What if others were around?" Unnoticeably slouching his shoulders, almost as if he were expecting some sort of rebuffing.

"How? Take my fucking eyeballs out and turn them around."[4] Stated Peroroncino, while outstretching both his arms above his head. The book, held open in his right hand as he attempted to make his ranger pose.

Momonga could literally see Peroroncino chuckling to himself while sitting in his game chair. Without another sound, Momonga glared at the brown book in the birdman's hand before a reaction occurred in that instant.

*Boooooom*

Sparkling fire exploded around the Peroroncino's right hand, engulfing both the foul worded book and his gauntlet covered arm.

"Hey! That was of [High] quality!" As he spoke, the now burnt and blackened book slowly crumbled into nothingness.

"Which means its trash." Momonga quickly retorted. Not bothering to hear anymore of the nonsense, he quickly flew to the temple of the eighth layer in order to access the ninth floor.

"Come back!" Quickly followed by Peroroncino, who flew over the sand to catch up to the skeleton.

The act Momonga just performed was called [Manipulation Magic], one of the four main types of magic systems within YGGDRASIL, along with [Ritual Magic], [Tier Magic], and [Sacrificial Magic].

These systems are all unique but at the same time connected. Each type of magic has its own version of the other types within its exclusive system. [Tier Magic] has its own versions of the other systems, just as [Ritual Magic] can be used in conjunction with any of the other magics.

Players had the freedom of choice when it came to their preferred magic type and Momonga's main choice of magic just so happened to be the simplest, [Manipulation Magic].

[Manipulation Magic] was without a doubt the easiest system to use and learn when it came to magic. It's all about having an element related [Manipulation] ability such as [Fire Manipulation] or [Dark Manipulation] and a clear imagination. Once that's done the user just needs to sacrifice a chosen amount of mana or energy to perform their actions.

The best example would be with the 3rd tier 'ball' spells. To cast [Fireball], one needs [Lv2][Fire Manipulation] and 80 points of mana to cast the spell, this is equivalent to the normal cost of a regular [Fireball] when using [Tier Magic]. However, one can also add effects to the fireball in order strengthen it, an option not given by the original tier magic spell.

Spinning it to give it a drilling force, condensing it to give it a greater burst power, tightening its shape for penetration. These are just a few of the ways one can change the simple [Fireball] into something more useful, but that's merely when using it with it's gateway requirements.

By increasing one's [Manipulation] passives, it's possible to make the 3rd tier spell [Fireball] have the strength of an 8th tier spell. [Fireball] isn't even the limit to the number of spells one can copy and enhance using [Manipulation Magic], the most horrifying aspect about this type of magic is the fact you can combine it with regular [Tier Magic System].

[Manipulation Magic] may be amazing when it comes to fighting but it's usefulness ends when it came to mere attacking. Players could not heal nor buff themselves using [Manipulation Magic] unless they were elementals. This rendered [Manipulation Magic] far less popular than [Tier Magic] or [Ritual Magic], thus, most players chose to use [Manipulation Magic] in order to supplement the others.

Though the cost would dramatically increase, the payoff was just as rewarding. This wasn't a problem considering the "Energy Quality" update that came soon after. This update gave players a way to increase the quality of their natural energies, allowing for decreased energy cost on skills and increased effectiveness when using said skills.

The limit for the energy quality was 5.0 and the minimum was .04, this may seem odd, but there has never been a mage above level 90 with an energy quality below 2.0.

Momonga himself had set out to master all the [Elemental Manipulation] passive abilities and even wasted the effort to maximize his [Mana Quality], an achievement he's unashamedly proud of.

This system came to be after a player used a World Item to request its implementation into YGGDRASIL.


[User "Vanilla Cream" has logged on.]

Pausing at the top of the stairs, Momonga gently floated down and opened his HUB.

The puppy, Mia, began circling him as Lavenza continued to float a few yards from him.

[22:56:12]

'Damn she's late, I was starting to think she changed her mind.' Releasing a repressed breath, Momonga couldn't help but be relieved at his friend's late arrival.

Peroroncino who just flew past Victim's chalice, crashed directly into Momonga's back during his moment of contemplation. Both sent tumbling to the ground from the nonstop inertia created from when Peroroncino rushed at Momonga prior, only after five or so rolls did either one come to a stop.

"Fuck, that was fast. Oh, Vanilla logged in. Rejoice Momonga." Lifting himself from off the stone platform. He flexed his arms and wings before moving to check on his skeletal companion, who already picked himself off the ground.

Momonga was placing his hand on the side of his skull, giving the universal sign for the use of the spell, [Message].

Not wanting to interrupt him, Peroroncino just decided to walk around to the teleport platform at the center of the temple. There wasn't anything new to the eighth floor since it was completed years ago. The reason for this was because the floor itself proved to be infallible… until the fourth great raid.

Nazarick, in its long history, has faced five great tribulations in the form of player raids. There's been 127 documented raids on the "The Great Tomb of Nazarick" since its occupation by Ainz Ooal Gown, and most raids would end during the second fight of Shalltear on the third floor.

A 'Great' raid is any raid that can make it past the fifth floor, Glacier, which is controlled by Cocytus. The first great raid happened before the final updates to the game. This raid was conducted by a huge alliance of numerous guilds and a massive amount of mercenary NPC's, totalling over 1,500 beings of over level 70 taking part in it. This was literally the largest raid in YGGDRASIL history and was recorded in the official record for all game characters to learn about.

Thankfully, it ended in defeat once the raid party reached the 8th floor.

However, in the final years of YGGDRASIL, this changed almost immediately due to a few final updates.


Since the game's popularity was waning drastically over the years, it became harder for both new and older players to actually participate in the content brought forward due to the low number of players. Because of this, the developers decidedly brought the game mechanic of evolutions to the forefront.

The main focus of this update was to increase stats while giving special and unique skills to players in order to help them with challenging harder content. Due to the lack of players because of the fading fanbase, most players couldn't rely on great numbers to accomplish difficult quest anymore.

To resolve this, the company behind YGGDRASIL decided to release a pending update that was originally being tested for YGGDRASIL II called the [Evolution System].

The [Evolution System] essentially evolved players into a higher form of whatever creature they were. It was only accessible to players who had reached level 90 and achieved a single master class, which typically took 21 levels.

All three types of beings had their own evolution systems, the weakest being the humanoids who had "Bloodlines", the next being the demi-humans who had "Heritages", and the best being the heteromorphs with theirs called "Ancestors". A thing to note, is that all of the evolution systems affected the levels of players, except for a few special cases, because of this, evolution became more like an additional racial upgrade than a complete upgrade.

This caused a great problem for players who could not change their character's levels due to the fear of losing certain jobs and classes. This changed however, in a later update that allowed additional levels in exchange for an overall stat decrease. This was known as the "Overlevel Buff" and it was widely loved by the community.

Some evolutions were only accessible by having certain jobs or racial levels, which made many players feel even more unique in their character creation.

Guild NPCs also went through a major change with the EVO updates. Because of the immense overhaul of the needed changes to the game, the devs rose the natural guild base level-limit to allow every guild to create more NPCs for protection. This was absolutely needed since the EVO updates basically made the previously created NPCs into unhumorous jokes.

(Evolution will now be called EVO)

Another thing to know about the NPCs is the fact that they are limited to level 110. This demerit isn't really cared for much however, due to the fact that players are unable to take them outside of their restricted areas.

The only realistic problem with EVO's are the fact that they are a complete grindfest to accomplish. To evolve into your desired EVO you must find the specified quest giver, collect the required items, and then battle a NPC version of your desired EVO while being an Half-Evolution of said EVO.

Yes, a "Half-Evolution".

When players collect the required materials for their EVO's, they are able to become a Half-EVO as the first step of their Evolution. After this step, the players have to enter their inner soul to fight the complete EVO to fully evolve.

There are exceptions to this rule, such as skeleton related players or slime players, these types of players are able to avoid the fight due to a process called "Complete Oneself".

"Complete Oneself" allows players to obtain what their character is missing, for example a skeleton would be able to create a living body and obtain their missing "Flesh". With this new body comes the near nonexistent blessing of a second playable character model, with it's own exclusive levels. With this the player would be able to develop their character into whatever they please, under the condition of having two unremovable racial levels.

Why are these two levels unremovable? Simple, the player has to create a [Construct Homunculus] as the body, and then fuse with said construct. After the fusion, the player gains one level of a unique racial class called [Past Life], and one racial level of [Construct Homunculus], which they can specially rename however they wish.

The [Construct Homunculus] would be created as a polymerization of materials and data collected by the player in question. This allowed the player to pick and choose what abilities and traits he would give his body during its creation. One could even combine the races of other beings to maximize the potential the body would have before submitting it to the gamemasters.

From the knowledge given on the subject, it was known that at least twelve players choose to perform this process, instead of choosing the alternative EVO for their races.

The only restriction would be that the body has to match the previous skeleton structure in form. With that in mind a humanoid skeleton cannot become a dragon or squid, only another humanoid. Though some exceptions may apply, such as becoming a humanoid being with the transform ability.

Reborn undead would also gain the skill [Power to Reject Death], which allows the player to revive after death as their previous undead player character without penalty. Of course, the EVO that the undead selected would be called [New Life].

Another great thing is the fact that the player in question would be able to completely remake their living body after only waiting three days.

With all these great features, who wouldn't want to be undead. With the ability to have two different player characters without any penalty and the ability to undergo EVO twice, wouldn't one think that being undead was broken.

The obvious answer would be yes, they are broken, but the problem with them is the grinding and expenses needed for this choice of EVO. If one were to use mediocre or above-average materials for their body, then the person in question would be stuck in a worthless vessel after fusing. That would be a tragic end, with the player being forced to delete their character before starting over from scratch, since the fusion is irreversible.

This very principle made the whole process risky and unstable. Thankfully, the Gamemasters would inform the player about the potential stats and abilities, a week after creating the body, so the players would still had time to decide before fusing with the [Construct Homunculus].

If the body was unsatisfactory, then all the data used for it would be wasted and the player would have to make another body. If the body was trash then the player would have wasted their time. Understanding all of this, it's only natural that most players would steer away from the choice of this wastefully expensive EVO.


With all the prior knowledge just given about EVO's, its unsurprising that the hopes of fools would be agitated. Months after the updates were released, groups of players came to investigate and probe the floors of Nazarick.

At first they were subtle, never attempting to make it past the second floor, just exploring and learning what they could before escaping or dying in their failed attempts. But in the course of the first month they were able to make it to the third floor with unprecedented ease. This action was frightening due to the fact that each floor has at least three different set ups that would change randomly after each raiding attempt.

They're actions went unnoticed at the time due to the infrequent activity of their exploring. It wasn't until they penetrated the fourth floor, did the members of Ainz Ooal Gown realize the current threat that was accumulating.

After going back through the guild records, it was found that an unusual number of raids took place against Nazarick in just two months.

On average, three to four attacks were committed against the guild monthly, and normally it was done continuously after the initial attempt. Yet, in these two months, seventeen attacks were done in sporadic order.

To make matters even more damning, the equipment and drops collected from these raids were all mediocre at best, clearly showing the intent of the previous owners. Nazarick was a dungeon with a recommended level of 80+, for anyone of that level to wear such poor equipment would be tantamount to suicide, let alone exploring.

During this time, less than half of the priority NPCs had received their much needed EVO's, leaving much of the tomb vulnerable.

It was only a matter of time before the inevitable occurred so in order to prevent the worst from coming to be, Ainz Ooal Gown went to the extremes to change the key floors of Nazarick from their original designs. With limited time at hand, there was little to do except add obstacles in hopes of shaving the opposition.

Plans were made to change the third, fourth, sixth, seventh, and ninth floors to halt the incoming threats. New NPCs were hastenedly created and new areas were added for the sole purpose of annoying the crowds. The best equipment that could be provided at the time was at best compatible [Legendary] sets with mix-matched [Divine] equipment that dropped from powerful late-game bosses.

With all the preparations undergoing, stress and tension overcame the guild and a vote was passed to allow the use of World Items if the enemies were to make it past the seventh floor.

Time made the whole experience more nerve wrecking. The more work that was done, the more noticeable flaws that appeared in each construction. Because of the noticeable mistakes, it was decided to prepare each floor accordingly before reworking on the others.

So much work, so little time.


(AN: I felt so tired when I wrote this part, please forgive me.)

In just three weeks, the red castle, Harvest, was completed on the third floor. This castle offered a gateway to the fourth floor and was the home of one of the new floor guardians. A powerful vampire that was created mainly using the data crystals of the most difficult of the Six Rulers of Blood, Alucard.[5]

With the third floor finished, the construction on the fourth floor, the Underground Lake, began. Nothing was taken away or drastically changed like what was done on the third floor. Instead, the giant cavern was enlarged and stretched out to one side, turning the once spherical cave into an oval.

Within this newly created space, a city was constructed using the assist creation tool for large scale projects. Majority of the city was naturally generated after proper location arrangements were made for each district and the necessary construction materials were gathered for the project.

The city had to be remodeled at least a dozen times after hours of tedious repositioning.

The city was eventually named "The Nightless City" and was made with the main colors of red, blue, and purple. It was designed to have an ancient chinese look and was made to always be lit with countless luminescent stones which decorated every street.

It was like the shining jewel of the quiet abyss. Yet, only accessible after defeating the colossal golem, Gargantua.

Like an amusement park, it brought an odd sense of wonder and giddiness with just a single glance from the entrance platform.

Forty-six massive statutes could be seen from the initial overview of the city. Decorating every main street intersection as they each held a defining pose.

Demons were the main residents of this city, but only made up about 30% of the total population. The rest of the populace was a varied mix of many different races from elves, fairies, gnomes, and even beastmen. The natural levels that they were spawned at were between 5 to 30.

Though the city could hold up to 50,000 residents, the spawn rate of YGGDRASIL will only allow 10,000 residents to reside in an unofficial city at any given time. Thus, giving the great city a somewhat empty and hollow look.

Crowning the middle of the city, standing taller than any other building, was the Forbidden Palace.

The Forbidden Palace is the gateway to the fifth floor and the biggest obstacle of Nazarick to any foolish invaders. The Forbidden Palace was what many would call a giant puzzle house filled with multitudes of trap doors, secret rooms, movable walls, and hidden entrances. The whole purpose of this place was to waste time and pick off the invaders, one by one.

The empress herself was created as an assassin whose sole purpose is to lead players around while killing them. As long as she lives, getting to the next floor was impossible since the deactivation of the teleporter's barrier conditions were either her approval or death.

That is not to say that there is no physical way to the next floor, but the location of it was so well hidden that finding it was next to impossible.

Midway during the final details of The Nightless City, the second great raid occurred. This was only three months after the EVO updates happened, so the majority of players had already underwent their EVOs and became accommodated to the changes.

This raid was compiled of around three hundred players and was held on a weekday. It eventually ended in the defeat of the raid party, but not before making it to the seventh floor, Lava.

If not for The Nightless City, the invaders would have been able to make it to the eighth floor.


At this point, Nazarick was deemed relatively safe from invasion.

The fifteen regular members of Ainz Ooal Gown were finally able to have a moment of peace after the chaos, and used their time to develop themselves further.

Within the span of five months all the other changes to the tomb were completed and Nazarick was able to survive yet another great raid. This time it was stopped at the sixth floor, Jungle, by the twin guardians, Mare and Aura.

Out of all the upgrades to the level 90 and above NPCs, Aura was the only one to get a complete remaking. Aure's entire setup was deemed outdated, and relied too much on older classes that were completely outclassed by better options.

Within the many updates that occurred during the final years, there was a new World Enemy known as the, "Monster God", who controlled multiple World Beast as pets. The entire event was tiring and problematic due to the constant attacks and teamwork of his familiars, but was still manageable.

With this update came the introduction of new types of tamer related classes and new supplementary jobs that helped worked in conjunction with said tamer classes.

Due to Bukubukuchagama's inactive playing, she honestly didn't know how to best remake Aura's kit, so she threw the task onto Momonga who had the time to waste.

All the other NPCs just got simple EVO upgrades that enhanced all of their traits and other features.

The sixth floor was widened from its original design and a few extra areas were added to increase the difficulty of the level. Beyond that, the floor remained as vibrant as before.

Each raid may be an expense on Nazarick's funds, but as long as the dropped equipment from the raiders is collected there will always be a return.


Momonga stepped forward only moments after being teleported to his new location.

"Vanilla said she would meet us at the top of the second cathedral of the ninth floor." Momonga said, turning his head to meet his friend's. "It's about time for you to leave, right?"

Peroroncino paused before looking to his HUB clock.

[23:00:13]

"Well that's just pleasant." Disappointment evident in his tone. He was really hoping to make it to the throne room before logging out.

"I'll just leave after the Testament of Love." Not speaking another word, Peroroncino rushed on ahead. Momonga swiftly following behind.

Neither player wished to simply teleport to their intended location, whether out of nostalgia or stubbornness, neither side knew. Nor did either side care.


(4 Minutes Later)

*Flap* *Flap* *Flap*

The sound of flapping wings resounded throughout the corridor before a brown blur zoomed out of the inclosed space, breaking into a once quiet hexagonal courtyard.

Landing firmly onto the petal covered ground, Peroroncino couldn't help but be shocked at the scenery before him.

A black sky with three brilliant moons casted overhead, each one a different color of purple.

In the middle of the courtyard was a giant black tree that sprouted brightly glowing leaves. It's long twisted branches overshadowed the blue stone walkway underneath. Flowers bloomed all around the tree in a garden-like fashion.

The tree itself was reminiscent of an ancient cherry blossom, except it held a more mystical look to it. Surrounding the tree was an open-top gazebo that had built in benches for any who wished to rest their tired legs.

Pink petals danced to the tune of the wind, spinning with every gentle breeze. Each petal disappeared as they neared the ground, indicating the idea that it was nothing more than an illusion.

Peroroncino could only stare at this fairy tail scenery. It was almost like a painting come true. This was the first time he's ever visited this part of the cathedral, even though he played a main role in creating the initial area before this.

"AAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!"

A resounding roar echoed throughout the open spaced courtyard, making the ground tremble in it's long cry.

From the sky came another roar, but this time tamer in volume. Looking up to the blue cosmos, Peroroncino was able to witness a giant skeletal dragon, with a length of at least twenty meters, flying down to welcome its first challenger.

"Shocking… right?" Not surprised in the slightest, Peroroncino turned his head and was able to see that his comrade in arms was able to sneak up on him, with his puppy.

"Hey Momonga, when did we ever have an Eternatus[6]? Aren't those next to impossible to obtain? Right… right?" Peroroncino spoke in a slow yet composed manner, clearly containing his building emotions.

Momonga placed his hand on his elongated chin and took a pondering pose. "I think it was about…" Taking a few seconds to collect his thoughts. "...Three months ago. I traded a whole bundle of different luck increasing wines with a bunch of other things like the duplicate [Divine] gear we had lying around. It honestly was an amazing deal if I had to say so." Humming to himself.

The response was swift and expected. A punch was delivered straight toward Momonga's jaw, only to be slowed by a force field before being stopped completely at a second prepared barrier.

"Motherfucker! You know how long I farmed for an Eternatus, yet you gave it to an NPC! I can't believe you!?" Dropping to the ground Peroroncino grabbed both sides of his head before screaming to the sky. "AAAAGGGHHHHHHHH!"

"AAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!" In unity, the Eternatus screeched along with Peroroncino as it flew down while circling the tree in dramatic fashion.

The actions of Peroroncino may seem extreme at first, but are completely justified when realizing that he wasted over four months trying to obtain an [Eternatus Egg].

An [Eternatus Egg] was an exclusive drop from the Prime Eternatus, a boss only located in the outerworlds of YGGDRASIL. This was the only realistic way to obtain the legendary dragon known as Eternatus as a useable familiar. To make everything worse, the drop rate of the egg was a pitiful 0.1%, which made the endeavor of obtaining a Eternatus familiar even more heartbreaking.

Momonga helped Peroroncino defeat a total of 113 P. Eternatus's with the aid of the occasional random passerby. Peroroncino himself had probably doubled that number in his spare time, just to obtain the infamous energy eater.

Sadly, RNJesus did not smile upon him. Even with Momonga's luck, which increased the drop rate tenfold, it just wouldn't show up. Thus, the poor man was left to wallow in his own self pity.

"WHO'S TO BLAME FOR THIS!?" Tear emojis blinked above his head as water pooled from his eyes, a new quirky feature added in recent years.

"God." Momonga said decisively.

Peroroncino stared at him, as though he just heard something stupid. "But aren't you 'God'?" He said in a boiling tone.

"Yes." The cheekiness of Momonga's response overwhelmed all other rational thought that Peroroncino held left.

Flinging himself into the air, Peroroncino materialized a great bow in an instant. Drawing back the glowing bow string to its maximum length, the arrow in his hand flared like a summer sun. "Give me a reason. ANY... REASON."

Madness gripped Peroroncino as the pain and emotional suffering of the millions of raging gacha players flowed through his data projected body. There was a 1% [Instant Death] perk to his favorite bow and he felt the urge to test RNJesus's patience.

Understanding that he may have ticked off his friend a little to much, Momonga knew best to calm him before anything blew up.

"You've rarely been logging on these past months. Nine... no ten times in total since the beginning of October, which is when I got it. I waited at least fifteen days for you to log on before giving it to her, but you never showed until November." Taking a small breath.

"I knew if I gave it to you, you would have just placed it in your inventory to never be seen again. That's why I gave it to her, since she never used her familiar space. You wouldn't want to waste a boss' full potential, would you?"

Excuses quickly fumbled out of Momonga's mouth, one after the other, in hopes of easing his friends frustrations. But little did Momonga know, that it was the anger of not getting an Eternatus that finally drove Peroroncino to the greener pastures known as other games. With this in mind Peroroncino was only moments away from loosening his grasp until.

"Ara Ara." Seemingly, all else fell silent. A third voice could be clearly heard over all the loud commotion. From around the mystical cherry blossom appeared a sparkling women of unthinkable beauty.

From her looks she could immediately be identified as Japanese person, yet she wore a custom-made western nun outfit that perfectly clung to her perfect curves. A nun outfit was traditionally made to cover up the feminine charms of women yet it only seemed to emphasize the sensuality of this mysterious beauty by hiding her forbidden fruit.

This was only proven further by the naughty slit made directly above her upper thigh, giving any tempted viewer a perfect look at one of her beautifully crafted legs, which were covered by mid-thigh high white stockings. The golden band necklace and white heeled shoes were additional accessories that brightened her overall stunning appearance.

Her small and shy face only gave credit to the nun clothing that she wore, making her appear as a true holy maiden. Her glamour however has blessed her with both the allure of the holy and the enticement of the sinful.

Every step she took was slow and exaggerated, clearly to pull attention to the rhythmic swaying of her hips that moved in an almost hypnotic fashion as she walked to the front of the gazebo.

"Ufufufu." She muttered as she moved her hands into dual "OK" signs.

"The 'Cosmic Thot' herself." Peroroncino said plainly, as he lowered his bow. The unwelcomed appearance of the holy women allowed Peroroncino to cool his head from his momentary tantrum.

Though the trifling nature of Momonga's actions did indeed pissed him off, he was never truly murderous towards Momonga, just spitefully playful. It's not like a single arrow was actually going to kill his friend's character, just sting him a bit so the birdman would get the chance to laugh at his misery.

"Now that's better. Also, thank you Kiara." Momonga said as his friend flew down to his side.

Ruffling his feathers, Peroroncino gave a huff as he placed his bow into a black portal.

"You owe me Momonga." Taking a few steps forward. "Just because she's your favorite doesn't mean you have to give her all the best things. We all have our waifu's but what matters most are our friends." Giving yet another deflated huff, Peroroncino glanced at the approaching nun.

Taking in her flawless complexion and mesmerizing golden eyes, he couldn't help but admire her looks. She held the type of beauty that would make you stop just to stare. The kind that would subconsciously make you avert your eyes if she ever faced you.

Peroroncino would have been more self-conscious if he had to meet with this type of person IRL. Even looking at her now has made him inwardly nervous yet relaxed at the same time due to her simple smile.

'Not that she was real to begin with.' He thought privately.

The nun's name is Kiara Sessyoin[7], and she is the number one slut of the Type/Moon franchise. Her appearance here in Nazarick is directly tied to Momonga's 'vacation' from YGGDRASIL. During his time of playing Fate/Conquest, the first good unit he ever pulled was Kiara Sessyoin, and with her he was able to smash his way through the initial campaign.

(AN: Check out Kiara Sessyoin cosplay by Hane Ame, it's really good.)

From what he told Peroroncino, he would have chosen to quit halfway if not for her help. He himself can attest to the fact that the bosses of the game become increasingly bullshit after the third act. So many of them outright nuke your teams and ruin any chance of progress.

So it's no wonder that Kiara became his number one waifu. That's the main reason people continue to play that game. Yeah there are the natural fans who care about the whole tournament and holy grail war system, but everyone becomes attached to one or two characters at some point.

It's not rare at all to find a popular character of a show as a boss in another's guild base. Back in Ainz Ooal Gown's glory days, the NPC maids were often created based on maids made in a manga or anime. Of course, the creator of those said manga maids was a guild member, but the principle stays the same.

[User "GoldenHand" has logged on.]

Surprise overtook Peroroncino at the unforeseen announcement on his player HUB. "I thought Goldy was gone for good. Isn't he in North America, shouldn't there be a three hour time difference?" Confusion could be inferred by his tone.

"He did log off earlier, but that was to handle some family business. He did promise to come back however." Expectations was something Goldy always did his best to achieve, so him coming back late wasn't that surprising to Momonga. Goldy has also done this plenty of times in the past, so it was nothing new.

Seeing the opportunity for what it was, Peroroncino decided to make his exit.

"Be sure to give me a call tomorrow, we should do something special… you know... to celebrate." Lightening up the once tense mood before he finally logged off.

"Oh, and don't give my gifts to others again, else I'll be forced to penetrate you with my three foot long shaft." He said this while wiggling the arrow in his hand. With a simple flash of particle effects and he was gone.

Momonga stood there unresponsive, looking at the spot Peroroncino just vanished from with an unreadable expression. He let out a simple tired sigh before looking around him.

Lavenza was still at his side, just floating as she had been while in her early teenage form. Mia was on her stomach, happily wagging her tail while she aggressively chewed on the oversized red bone he'd given her from before. The new addition, Kiara, was now standing in front of him waiting for an order.

Looking at her, he couldn't help but feel that she lost out on her purpose.

Kiara has only ever had one chance to shine since her creation and that was against the fourth great raid that ravaged Nazarick. Thankfully, she had a World Item, something Momonga had personally given her, that ultimately allowed her victory over her would be killers.

The choice to give her a World Item wasn't all that difficult, the other four bosses of the second cathedral each had a World Item that complemented themselves and they fought in pairs. A common theme for the gateway into the ninth floor.

She honestly was his favorite NPC to create. There were plenty of combinations to make her kit with and much experimentation, he was able to make her into a monster of a boss. Even if she was limited to level 110.

He didn't want her to simply stay here and fade away into nothingness. He didn't have to think about his next course of action.

"Follow." Issuing a simple order he turned his back and flew to the crystal stairs, leading out of the first cathedral.


Merry Christmas Eve

I was planning to drop it on Christmas but decided against that. Sorry for the long wait I had bad writers block and I've been busy playing FGO. My first and only SSR is Abigail Williams.

This chapter was planned to be at least 10,000 words long and finish in the New World but that will be for next time.

The whole purpose of the fanfic was to introduce Kiara Sessyoin to Overlord cause it think she would be the perfect added character.

She is selfish, manipulative, cunning, and constantly horny. She herself adds an extra layer to "Ainz is always right" and would allow for more adult interaction in Nazarick.

Remember I dont have anyone to check my stuff properly so I constantly go back and reread parts and hope it makes sense.


(Alt+F or 'Find in Page' the [?] for reference source.)

[1] Eminem- Who Knew : "You want me to fix up lyrics while the President gets his dick sucked?" (Bill Clinton)

[2] Stanley Mitchell is the 'Stan' of the Eminem song, Stan.(It was on the tombstone).

[3] Hailey, Eminem's daughter. Songs are; When I'm Gone, Mockingbird, 97 Bonnie and Klyde. (Others are unmentioned)

[4] Eminem- Who Knew

[5] Six Rulers of Blood: One of the new sets of World Threats

[6] Eternatus: Legendary pokemon of Pokemon Sword and Shield. Poison/Dragon with ability to outright negate energy(According to the story).

[7] Kiara Sessyoin: a servant from the Fate series and the main antagonist of Fate/CCC.