AN: Beep Boop here is the next update!


(Bill and Stanford)

~Message 2~

Beep Beep


12:07 PM

-[[ HEY SIXERRR ]]

-[[ GUESS WHO? ]]

[[ Bill?! ]]-

[[ How the hell did you get this number?! ]]-

-[[ PINETREE. HE GAVE ME ONE OF YOUR SMALL HUMAN CHATTY BOXES! ]]

[[ It's called a cellphone. ]]-

-[[ DETAILS DETAILS ]]

-[[ HEY LOOK WHAT I CAN DO ]]

-[[ :D ]]

-[[ I MADE A FACE! ]]

[[ Bill, why are you even messaging me? ]]-

-[[ WELL PINETREE TOLD ME TO STOP TEXTING HIM AND THEN THREATENED TO DRENCH ME IN SOMETHING CALLED NACHO CHEESE AND TAPE ME TO THE CEILING. WHAT IS NACHO CHEESE SIXER? ]]

[[ It's a type of cheese commonly used to dip nacho chips in. ]]-

-[[ WHAT ARE NACHO CHIPS? ]]

[[ Bill, what's wrong with you? Shouldn't you know all this? ]]-

-[[ WELL USUALLY I WOULD. UNFORTUNATELY THOUGH YOU SEALED AWAY ALL MY POWERS AND THAT IS INCLUDING MY ALL SEEING EYE. AT THIS POINT ALL I AM IS A FLOATING TRIANGLE. A POOR EXCUSE OF A DEMON. I AM BUT A SHADOW OF THE NIGHTMARE KING I ONCE WAS THANKS TO YOU. ]]

[[ Look, Bill, I am aware of the fact that you don't like this, but it had to be done. We just can't have you continuing to run around and make Deals like you were before. ]]-

-[[ WHO SAID I WAS GOING TO BE MAKING DEALS? ]]

[[ Bill. You are a demon. Do we really need to have this conversation again? ]]-

-[[ HMMMM I DON'T KNOW. CAN WE? ]]

[[ Bill ]]-

-[[ YES THATS MY NAME ISN'T IT? ]]

[[ Bill I swear to God. ]]-

-[[ YOUR GOD ISN'T HERE RIGHT NOW. PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP. ]]

((Image sent))

[[ ... ]]-

[[ What? ]]-

[[ Why did you just send me a photo of yourself in a sheep costume? ]]-

-[[ BECAUSE ]]

-[[ BEEP BEEP IM A SHEEP ]]

-[[ BITCH ]]

[[ Bill! ]]-