Gravity Falls: Dorito Texting

(Mabel & Dipper)

~Incoming Call~

A Big Mistake

||[You have an incoming call]||

*Ring ring ring* *Ring ring ring*

*Click*

"Yellow?"

"Mabel! Mabel, it's me, Dipper! I know that you're at a sleepover, but I need your help! I've made a HUGE mistake."

-Groan- "Dipper, it's 3:45 in the morning. What did you do this time? It better not be zombies again..."

"No, it's not zombies."

"Then what is it?"

"Okay. You how Bill has been complaining about not being able to keep in contact with everyone, right?"

"Yeah? What of it?"

"I may have remedied the situation."

"And that's good, right?"

"No!"

"What? Why?"

"He won't stop Mabel! He just. Won't. Stop!"

"Stop what?!"

"Calling me. Texting me. Everything!"

...

"Umm, okay? How did he even- wait, don't tell me. You gave him a cellphone."

-Cries hysterically- "Yes!"

...

-Sigh- "What am I going to do with you..."