Another song parody, its to the tune of Billy Joel's "Piano Man" which I do not own, nor do I own FF7. Please don't kill me. By the way, the reason that at the top it says "RIBBETFROG:" is because later in the song the "action man" starts singing. (You wouldn't really want me to start singing, believe me.)

RIBBETFROG:

It's 9:00 on a Saturday

And some guy doesn't have a date

I hope he won't write a bad action fic

Oh no, hide it's too late!

Though he's played the game he's got no memory

About how the characters act

I'll write a revival fic with Sephiroth!

And ignore any obvious facts

La la la, de de da

La la, de de da da da

Write us a fic you're the action man!

Write a bad fic tonight!

Well ignore any important facts!

And don't make anything in the fic right!

You like to think that Cloud is a friend of yours

And Tifa lets you drink for free

Cait Siths telling a joke

Cid's lighting up a smoke

And Red XIII has somehow turned into a she

Hey lets start the fic with a killing spree!

Have people disappear from Junon's base!

And have people wonder who is the killer is!

Despite glimpses of Sephiroths face!

La la la, de de da

La la, de de da da da

Now Clouds settled down in his villa

Who now has Tifa as a wife

Now he's talking to Cid

While eating some squid

And Aeris was brought back to life

And Reeve is practicing politics!

And the Turks are all getting drunk!

This is a time of great happiness!

What about the murders you lunk!

Write us a fic you're the action man!

Write us a fic tonight!

Well ignore any important facts!

And don't make anything in the fic right!
ACTION WRITER:

And my own character had entered the scene

And the girls all give me a smile

They immediately trust me and all go tee-hee

'Cause my characters got nothing but style

In a fight my character can beat them all

He's really quite a thriller

If theres one thing he does right, it's definitely fight

And hey what about the killer?

La la la, de de da

La la, de de da da da

RIBBET FROG:

Write us a fic you're the action man!

Write us a fic tonight!

Well ignore any important facts!

And don't make anything in the fic right!