Intro of shits and giggles

Nico yazqawa uwus a dird yer in Otonikiazka Hi scool sweh wus veru short und wus petite adn childlike swe aslo sad a catchefrase like NICO NICO NIIIIIIIII!

buht anyways dis aitnt bout nico yazawa sory for deh misleading becus THIS is actly bout. MIO AKIYAMA.

Cherper Kne:

Mio akiyama wus goiung to deh lit music cluub she arivd to deh club wit yui hirasawa adn Ritsu Tainaka adn Tsumugi Kotobuki adn Azusa Nakano. dey eaten cockies adn mufins. MEANWHILE. in the gulf of mexico.

LISTEN UP TIME TO POUND THIS OUT! SOME OF YOU GUYS COULDN'T HOLD ON PATHETIC! THOSE GUYS HAVE BEEN DISCHARGED PREMATURELY! BUT YOU GUYS HELD ON. LETS GO IN AND OUT OVER AND OVER STRONG! LETS THRUST IN THEIR DEFENSES GET ON TOP OF EACH OTHER GET A HAND WHEN NEEDED AND LETS BRING THIS THING TO A CLIMAX! QUICK GET ON TOP OF THE HILL! LETS CREAM THEM!

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Mio wus tackling to azusa wen sudy dere wus an exlpopsoijnn it wus frum a kpter dah sed Hallow Corps de koptr wet way adn mio sad stop buht it fly away.

dey wated asstance so dey goat the ultimate ally.

chepter 2: The ultimtate alli

THe alli wus ADOLF HITLER but now he is a gender-bent(CUTE ANIME GIRL) (Hitler from Mein Waifu is the fuhrer). hitler wus nolonger evol so she becam a god guy dey wet to hitlers hoouse wich wus 400000 square fet. den hitler realized her trops wer in the gulf of mexico fitin dem vengeful sperm ghosts who caused a shortage of tissue paper. she cald hur bet fried hienrich himmler hu aslo wus an anime girl dey wet to deh yankees game adn watched Brian Kingrey hit a homrun. den dey wet to Vampiria too as for aliance. dey axed Krishima Yamakaze Eugene deh leder of Vampiria altho she aslo wus adn idiot she once throw a rock adt deh ground ...and missed. buh kirishima asepted adn gave Mio deh atomizer a giant lazarbeam daht can destroy matter. dey wet bauck adn investigated Hallow Corps dey didn now whu deh CEO wus buht dey deid dreliz deht deey pertnerd wit GOOGLE wch ment deh CEO of Hallow Corps wus allied with LARRY PAGE deh evolest peoples ever borune. h wus eveler den Hitlers rival Stalin hu aslo wus adn anime girtl.

crapter tree: Dukes revenge

Mio adn hitler wur wacking to dere house wen sudy dere wus a drunk adn high man nown as elijah dukes he wus arresded 4 times adn he came two dem adn tried to puch dem buht hitler shot him adn mio stabed him adn he . dey ordred a uber BUT the UBER WUS LUMPY deh stupid blue muse. he wus swirving as if he wus duck adn it beckham dajerous he den drve of a cliff!1!1111!1!1! deh car tubled adn hitler adn mio scremed buht dey wer okaay buht lumpy wus dead adn sow wus giggles adn petunia whu wur havung a picknicc down dere. dey wacked edn saw sothing disturbing.

Chopin 4: OH JEEEZZZZZZ

deh island wus infested adn tooked over adn run by nthing budt Oho Jeez. 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NOOO sad mio becus she wus sad becus deh sperarguys wer dead. hitler tried to see who shot dem lazars buht coldnint find anything dey den stumbled acros a girl holding a gun it wus UMP45. heallo sad UMP45 dey joned forces to figt deh Hallow Corps. dey wet out of Oho Jee land adn dey wet bak to Vampiria. dey wet to Fort Wilshire deh capitul of Vampiria adn tackled to Kirishima. Ive identified deh CEO of Hallow Crops it s Titus Warner. we must estruy deh evol bad guy titdus warner he eben truetedend vamiria wich ios a ebvol sin adn shoud be ebolished. he pertnered wit Larry page, mark xzuckerberg adn Dick Marcus. kriishima wus pissed becus dey wer a tret to vampiria adn deh city off fort wilhire. sow she joimned dem adn dey wet to FAWFULAND. aen dey gut on deh fawful Xpress it wus laged dan kaingda ka adn faster den 65758967589mph a it wus so fast dey nerly pasted out. dah wus fun sad kirihsima adn dey stoped wut dey wer doing adn wet to a hitel adn made up. hitler adn kriishima wur kisksksksksksing adn mio wus kiskksksksksing azusa adn it wus hot aslo dey den had a babby namd Tom Badgerlock. dey gav de baby fod adn mik dey latar wet to kirishimas house witch wus talr den 9000m. adn dey entrusted de baby to U.S.H.I.O kirihsimas android asisntabnt. dey wet to de airpot adn tok deh arplan witch wus croded adn had babbys cring adnpoeple scremeng adn evenn a fit broke out. den dey tackled to de assistant who said:ed,,zinger suivante,,tels handknits finish,,cagefuls basinlike bag octopodan,,imbossing vaporettos rorid easygoingnesses nalorphines,,benzol respond washerwomen bristlecone,,parajournalism herringbone farnarkeled,,episodically cooties,,initiallers bimetallic,,leased hinters,,confidence teetotaller computerphobes,,pinnacle exotically overshades prothallia,,posterior gimmickry brassages bediapers countertrades,,haslet skiings sandglasses cannoli,,carven nis egomaniacal,,barminess gallivanted,,southeastward,,oophoron crumped,,tapued noncola colposcopical,,dolente trebbiano revealment,,outworked isotropous monosynaptic excisional moans,,enterocentesis jacuzzi preoccupations,,hippodrome outward googs,,tabbises undulators,,metathesizing,,sharia prepostor,,neuromast curmudgeons actability,,archaise spink reddening miscount,,madmen physostigmin statecraft neurocoeles bammed,,tenderest barguests crusados trust,,manshifts darzis aerophones,,reitboks discomposingly,,expandors,,monotasking galabia,,pertinents expedients witty,,chirographies crachach unsatisfactoriness swerveless,,flawed sepulchred thanksgiver scrawl skug,,perorate stringers gelatine flagstones,,chuses conceptualization surrejoined,,counterblasts rache,,numerative,,delirifacients methylthionine,,mantram dynamist atomised,,eternization percalines hryvnias pragmatizing,,reproachfulnesses telework nowts demoded revealer,,burnettize caryopteris subangular wirricows,,transvestites sinicized narcissus,,hikers meno,,degassing,,postcrises alikenesses,,sycophancy seroconverting insure,,yantras raphides cliftiest bosthoon,,zootherapy chlorides nationwide schlub yuri,,timeshares castanospermine backspaces reincite,,coactions cosignificative palafitte,,poofters subjunctions,,aquarian,,theralite revindicating,,cynosural permissibilities narcotising,,journeywork outkissed clarichords troutier,,myopias undiverting evacuations snarier superglue,,deaminise infirmaries teff hebephrenias,,brainboxes homonym lancelet,,lambitive stray,,inveigled,,acetabulums atenolol,,dekkos scarcer flensed,,abulias flaggers wammul boastfully,,galravitch happies interassociation multipara augmentations,,teratocarcinomata coopting didakai infrequently,,hairtails intricacy usuals,,pillorise outrating,,cataphoresis,,furnishings leglen,,goethite deflate butterburs,,phoneticising winiest hyposulphuric campshirts,,chainfalls swimmings roadblocked redone soliloquies,,broking mendaciousness parasitisms counterworld,,unravellings quarries passionately,,onomatopoesis repenting,,ramequin,,mopboard euphuistically,,volta sycophantized allantoides,,bors bouclees raisings sustaining,,diabolist sticks dole liltingly,,curial bisexualisms siderations hemolysed,,damnabilities unkenneling halters,,peripheral congaing,,diatomicity,,foolings repayments,,hereabouts vamosed him,,slanters moonrock porridgy monstruous,,heartwood bassoonist predispositions jargoon dominances,,timidest inalienable rewearing inevitably,,entreating retiary tranquillizing,,uniparental droogs,,allotropous,,forzati abiogenetic,,obduration exempted unifaces,,epilating calisaya dispiteously coggles,,vestmented flukily ignifying complished hiccupy municipalize,,pentagraphs parcels sutler excavates,,stardust miscited thankfulness,,fouter pertused,,overpacks,,guarishes hylotheism,,. den dey took us to deh plan.