Here's a bit more! Some are spoofs, too!
Crocodile Hunter: Ooooh look at this one, she's a beaute! *crawls to Megatron*
Megatron: Im not a she!
Crocodile Hunter: Uh oh, we better be quiet, she seems to be giving birth!
Megatron: .....Its 'cause of my horns, isnt it?
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(MIB)
K: Who told you, you had authorized permission to be on this planet?
Optimus: ....But we're here to save the universe
K: Book 'em slick
J: Sure thing K (Hotshot94)
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(Jurassic Park)
Megatron (BW): *is walking through some woods*.....*T-Rex Roar*
Humans: Dont...move.....maybe he doesent see- *get eaten by Megatron*
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(The Iron Giant)
Tidal Wave: BUUUUUNNNNNZZZZAAAAAIIIIIII *cannonballs in a lake*
Friend: *looks up from his newspaper, and looks back as a huge tidal wave [no pun] is heading for him*
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Scourge: *painting him self just like Optimus* (Hotshot94)
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Optimus: Ok, Megatron, I'll hand over all the Minicons. But in excange, I demand full access to your pool!
Megatron: Deal! *Optimus and Megatron shake hands*
A few days later...
Optimus: *sitting in one of those chairs that go in the pool, drinking lemonade, and in light green swimming trunks in Megatron's pool* Hehehe, sucker!
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Hotshot: *in a James Bond movie as the get away car*
James Bond: *he and the girl get in*
Hotshot: NOW WAIT JUST A SECOND! Everytime you get in the too-good-to-be-perfect sports car, you tear it all up! I'm not gonna be torn up! James, get out! The girl can stay! (by Hotshot94, edited by The-Crab)
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Unicron: Need your couch moved? Need your house re-located? call 1-800-U-N-I-C-R-O-N today! That's 1-800-...er...*tries to think of which letters are on which numbers*....*moves his fingers like he's dialing* a, b, c....d, e, f....ah hell just call!
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Prime: Jetfire, we need to combine now!
Jetfire: You just want to combine because I have a bigger wang
Prime: I'm tired of being made fun of! (Maelstrom)
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(All
the Aramada Transformers hold Pokeballs
in their hands while to Pokemon theme music plays.)
Optimus: Gotta
catchum' all...
All: POK...MINI-CONS. (Agent A.T)
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(Megatron hits Optimus.)
Optimus: (in a girls
way) Ow, Stop it. That hurts.
Megatron: Gee, really. I was just funny
with ya. (Agent A.T)
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Spike: Hey, Optimus how did this war start
anyway.
[Optimus thinks back. He and Megatron
are pulling on a magazine.]
Optimus: It's mine!
Megatron: No, it's mine!
Optimus: No, It's my PlayFemmebot of the Month Magazine!
(Megatron trips up Optimus,
who falls over, and drops the magazine. He picks up the Playbot
and runs away.)
Megatron: It mine
now! Haha!!
Optimus: This means war Megatron.
//Flashback ends//
Optimus: Um, I don't remember. (Agent
A.T)
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Optimus (Armada): (during the episode Palace) What
did you do with the humans?!
Demolishor: I ate them! And they were quite tasty too! Baby! The other *other* white meat! baby! It's what's for dinner! (Duel Mistress K)
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Hotshot: (while Scavenger is asleep) c'mon, Jetfire! help me with the warm water! All we need to do is take one hand and put it in like so... (Duel Mistress K)
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Optimus: you know how when men say fine, it just means fine? well when wemen say Fine it's code for I'm really *said slowly* pissed off and you have to find out why. (Hotshot94)
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Hotshot: i go places even if the word "Might" is there...you know there "Might" be cake! so im like common common there might be cake common!! evem if its at the DMA. (Hotshot94)
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Megatron(Armada): (Is standing by a pool
in bikini and jumps in) Wa! Mommy I need my floaties! (sivrwulfe47)
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Unicron: _ _ _ (sivrwulfe47)
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Unicron: Magatron,
I am your father. Oops! Wrong script!
Magatron(G1): I'll say. (K9)
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Unicron's head: I will never eat refried bean's again (K9)
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Galvatron(G1): How dear you Unicron! Cybertron and all it's hot chick's belong to me! (withers in pain) NO! Not the Brady Bunch theam song! ANYTHING but that! (pain aparently intensafys) OKEY! You can have them! (pain stops) (K9)
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Percepter(G1): Now let's see. In order to kill Prime, and gain control of the Autobot's I'll have to... (K9)
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Percepter(G1): (Inside Unicron)Now listin everyone, Unicron is a vary complex thingy. if I'm not careful I could set up an irriversible two-second self-destrect mecanisum. (thinks vary hard) Better mess with everything and push all the buttons. (K9)
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Unicron: (in planet mode)*sniff, sniff* Why don't I have any friends? BWA, HU, HU, HU! (cries his optics out...if he had any in this mode) (K9)
Hotshot: *stands in front of a corral in a cowboy outfit* Come on
Red-Alert I wanna ride the ponie.
(Crazycat)
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Smokescreen: *in a bunny suit* Yippidy do it's Easter. I am the Easter bunny and I must give eggs to
people. (Crazycat)
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Megatron: *nowhere to be seen but a
battles raging then he transports there but for some inexplainable
reason he's wearing a Santa suit* (Crazycat)
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Cyclonus: *in a turckey
suit* Gobble, gobble? (Crazycat)
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Megatron (Beast wars): I love you, you love
me... OOC: can't remember the rest of the song. (Zylia)
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((All the Megatrons from every season appear in one
room with Inferno.))
Inferno (beast wars): FOR THE ROYALTY! *looks at all the Megatrons* Which royalty? (Zylia)
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Blackarachnia: *discovers a box full of transformers femme bot porn hidden in Silverbolts quarders*: SILVERBOLT
Silverbolt: I can explain my love!
*gets hit over the head with a giant hammer* aug X_X (Zylia)
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All the Seekers doing the Wazz up commerical,
again can't remember the entire thing. (Zylia)
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Soundwave: WOO-HOO, WOO-HOO,
WOO-HOO, WOO-HOO! WOO-HOO! (Running around crazy.)
Starscream (G1): Somebody's been
watching too much cartoons.
Megatron (G1): I knew I shouldn't have
signed up for Digital Cable. (Phantom 1)
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Armada Megatron: Hm
choices choises.. ( Looks at the Star Saber and the Requium
Blaster.) Ok, I will give the Star Saber to Sideways.
Sideways: Ah! *Falls over and passes out*
Megatron: Um ok. And I will
FedEx the Requium Blaster to Optimus..
He writes something on the package.
Thrust:( Reads the message out loud.) To Optimus, from your loving husband, Demolisher. (silvrwule47)
Author's Note: Well guys, there's another chapter for ya! Hope ya didn't hate me too much for making ya wait for so long. Keep up those submissions!